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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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PricksI dreamt about work last night so woke up in a vile mood and now im here and its horrid.
What did you dream about?
alt. weekend plans
altalt. lunch
DO I HAVE TO THINK OF EVERYTHING?!
altaltalt. Im also vexed about The Suns anti Russell Brand campaign.
What are you vexed about?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:12,
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latest was 10 years ago)
Your Rs are a bit funny(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:18,
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i got a performer in Amsterdam to write a wedding card for a mate using a pen up her fannyhis missus was seriously unimpressed
Fantastic handwriting too.
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I've been to that bar tooIt's horrid
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:34,
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it's only horrid if you don't like eating food out of strange women's vaginasyou gayer
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That and the challenge of drinking more than €40 worth of shit booze in an hour(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:48,
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I don't think I drank any booze at all ... mebbe a half ... I'm not sure that was really the point(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Its means I'm sending you a box of lametta Kroners! MERRY EXMASS!(
Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:34,
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Strange MSG-induced dreams where I was waiting in an airport in Kiev and not recognising anyoneAlt: depends on the Doris, we may be shopping for Xmas presents, I may be putting shelving in her pantry (not a euphemism).
Altalt: Nothing. I'm not feeling great so I'm living on tea at the moment.
Altaltalt: Many, many things. Mostly that we still haven't lynched any bankers.
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Must've been some other ingredient in the Chinese meal.I always get odd dreams when I've been eating Chinese food.
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Seriously though. a thread about dreams? Fuck right off.There is little more boring than hearing about other peoples dreams.
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Peej, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:20,
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You know you're having a bad B3ta day when Captain Placid has the best response :((
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:21,
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We still haven't cleared up why you call taking on a legal case a sale. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:21,
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I guess in a very basic sense that makes it a sale. But it seems like you're trying to apply sakes language to a phone jockey job to make yourselves feel better about being the lowest form of cold call scum.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:24,
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You're putting more thought into my job than I do.Have a biscuit and calm down, dear.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:48,
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Possibly, but it's still not a sale. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:56,
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Hey, now, he just handles the data. It's not his fault. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:30,
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Wurr Jas has a heart of gold but the iq of a vegetubble, it's little wonder he's landed himself a bottomfeeders coldcalling gig.(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:33, Reply)
everything is selling, windlelife is basically one long cold call towards the grave
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Shut up. I'm trying to bring Gay chrimble Queen down a peg.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:25,
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What size? (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:30,
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IF ANY CUNT TELLS ME ABOUT THEIR DREAMS IN A DREAM THEY BETTER WAKE UP AND APOLOGISE(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
You looked spectacular. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:40,
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These dreams go on when I close my eyes
Every second of the night I live another life
These dreams that sleep when it's cold outside
Every moment I'm awake the further I'm away
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:22,
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Why are you vexed about the Sun's anti-Russell Brand campaign, Jay?I can't say I've ever paid much attention to what the Sun does.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:33,
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I find the No More Page 3 campaign a little vexing(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:36,
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It isn't exactly the things they get up to, more the manner in which they achieve them.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:46,
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Well, good. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:45,
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I like Russell, I think the guy is trying to do good.The sun however, is a vile rag of a paper with the morals of an alley cat.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:49,
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I am torn. I agree with your views on the Sunhowever I think Russell Brand is a fucking prick.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:53,
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Last night I had the strangest dream I'd ever dreamed before.I dreamed the world had all agreed to put an end to war.
Which was nice.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:35,
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I hardly ever remember my dreams.Do you actually 'read' The Sun?
Christ.
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One of the most important - if not the most important - papers in the country.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:39,
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I like breasts. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:45,
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It commands one of the biggest, if not the biggest readership in the country.If you want to know what's going on, you pay attention to it. Whether or not you agree with it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:45,
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Bollocks. Politicians pay attention to it.
No one else gives a fuck.
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Not true, it tells legions of bricklayers and white van men what to think.(
Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:55,
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I got called a wanker because I was reading the I in a canteen in a factory. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:56,
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Except it wasn't really The Sun what won itA good percentage of their readers are only interested in the sport pages, maybe a glance at the tits and a perfunctory skim through the rest.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59,
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With The Sun, there can be no more than a 'perfunctory skim'They're hardly likely to have in-depth articles when the necessary reading age for comprehension is 8 or 9
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They do have clear and concise copy, it's true.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12,
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It's a useful barometer of discourse of the zeitgeist.Whether you like it or not.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:19,
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I don't know if I like that. The sun can be a pretty toxic news source.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:54,
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The Sun spoon feeds knee jerk reactions to idiots in the UK(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:09,
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It wouldn't sell if it didn't reflect what they're thinking, though.Look at Liverpool.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:23,
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yeah, they wont make that mistake again.twitter is on brands side. I like Twitter
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:26,
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I dreamed a dream and I thought it trueConcerning Franklin and his gallant crew
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:39,
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I don't remember I've been sent home and the cleaner is there so I don't want to go, it's weird when she's there.
Alt: Christmas lunch then Christmas party tomorrow night . However, the party is my boss' party. So I'll probably get sent home from that too.
Altalt: will pick up a £10salad and take that home I think
Altaltalt: the only good thing about the sun are the headlines. Sometimes.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:47,
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Better than a pathetic middle aged old orgy, dude (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:02,
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I've never been to a middle aged orgy.The last time I had sex with more than one other person we were all in our twenties.
Sorry to ruin your sickbed frot fantasy.
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That's right, you focus on the semantics and ignore the facts that you're so horrifically dull that people would fake group anal rape to get you to leave their house (
rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10,
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that wasn't an orgyyou really are incredibly vanilla and naïve, aren't you?
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Waggle your willy at the receptionist.That should do the job.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:58,
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No, I want to still get paid for my notice.I just don't want to have to be here.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59,
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You can self certify sick for a week. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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Plus she's probably already seen it(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:01,
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No way, manThough I did used to see a girl who was good friends with them, so I don't often go out drinking when reception are going to be there. Middle aged women are just *awful*.
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Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:03,
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Shouldn't go to work when you're ill. Are you so selfish that your boredom while unwell is more important than the profits of your company. By spreading your germs and possibly causing others to get ill, and therefore not complete as much work, directly effects the firm. You should be ashamed! ASHAMED!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 11:59,
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The solicitor cunt I work with gave everyone XMAS flu 2 years ago by coming into the office with the lurgy. I still don't talk to the selfish bitch.
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Basically yes I'd rather they all died than I had to spend another afternoon working in front of the tv.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:04,
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Turn the TV off and sit somewhere else then. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:05,
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Look I'm not interested in your logicBesides the budgie needs the noise. He goes all sad and thin and quiet when it's silent in the flat, it's sad.
(Almost as sad as having a budgie)
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:06,
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Radios are great for creating noise. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:12,
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Can't speak to the help eh? It's like the 50's all over again
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:10,
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She's sweetUnfortunately she's also a really epically shit cleaner. Frog is always telling me to sack her, then she sends texts like now saying, "hurry up and get better, hope you like my work!"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:11,
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They're all shit, that's why they ended up as cleaners.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:13,
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So you're letting a cleaner manipulate you in to paying for sub standard work. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:13,
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can't you get that layabout to at least clean the flat when he gets back midafternoon?(, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:15, Reply)
Why haven't you sacked her?Do it after Christmas
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:17,
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you're such a softieshe should hand her notice in a Christmas card
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well maybe first say that you aren't happy with her "work"(
GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:25,
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Christmas comes but once a yearYou never clean under the lid
I'm chucking you out on your rear
You lazy scrubber flid
Merry Christmas!
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It's not like a cleaner is going to have anything worth listening to, Jay.(
Kroney, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:18,
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what warrants a shit cleaner?*insert gay pun here*
*and again here*
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 5 Dec 2014, 12:33,
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