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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Might get a wrap for lunch
www.shakewrapandroll.co.uk/menu.php

Might not. It's all go and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:12, 225 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
Get me a Shredded Chilli Beef please Jeff
Heavy on the chilli
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
No.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
How rude

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Might have a go at fixing the rear washer jet on my car tomorrow.
Might not.
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Top up water, fix done.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
Might get my Xmas bonus today.
Might not.
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I think I might go for a pint and then head up to Foleshill for some samosas or summat

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
But then again, you might not.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:16, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
wraps are for woofters and blobbing birds.
*buys wrap*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Might have a cup of tea in a sec.
Might not.
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alright
On a train. It's sitting at Birmingham New Street.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
How do trains manage to sit?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
it's what the announcer dude said, I assume it's some zany railway technical term

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
Are you coming to see me?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
no

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
You might pass my office though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I just gave you a camp little wave!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
That wasn't me

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)
I just pulled the trigger on tickets to see DJ EZ.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:21, Reply)
You IT guys and your trying to make clicking a button on a mouse sound exciting.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
'I think you'll find it's a bit more complicated than *that*'

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:24, Reply)
*switches it off, switches it back on, looks smug*

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DJ EZ is well worth seeing
Where is he on? Is that in Aberdeen?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Aye, tunnels.
He played up here in May as well. There's some promoter who seems to be getting some big names in of late.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
Aberdeen's always done well for clubs.
Aside from all the students, there are thousands of twentysomethings on silly money in oil.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:37, Reply)
A lot of them are just generic shit places for twentysomethings on silly money in oil to spunk cash though.
I think there's usually some techno or house on at the tunnels or what was drum but it can be pretty dead in there. Been a while since I've bothered though. Stick to pubs quite a bit these days.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)
lolold

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:43, Reply)
I used to go to the Pelican
The techno in there was top notch. Weatherall, Dave Clark, Surgeon, Dave Angel, Eddie Richards, it was quality.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Underneath hotel metro?
I heard good things, it reopened briefly when kef shut down.
(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)
yep

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
ima have me some soup

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
What colour?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Louisiana Red Pepper Gumbo colour

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:29, Reply)
Office baysh tonight.
I might have 6 pints at lunchtime.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Glad to see you're cutting back.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I don't want to get pissed and act like a cunt.
Again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:28, Reply)
office parties are only worth attending to watch a lightweight make a proper dick of himself

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I'm gutted I missed the one a year ago where the five foot nothing new guy
failed in chatting up all the girls and punched a window in frustration.
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did he keep his job?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Yeah, despite telling the IT director that "well, they're all bitches, aren't they."

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Is his name 'Graeme', by any chance?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)
The worst part about the office Christmas party is looking for a new job in the morning

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Alright Mrs McBeef
Best take it easy or 'er indoors will set about you with a rolling pin
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
Office secret santa this year was good
Highlight include an over 60's porn mag and a horse's head
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
lol wakki zany omg lols!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:31, Reply)
We don't do secret santa here, but I think I'd probably just get a couple of lottery tickets to point out how little they mean to me.

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:32, Reply)
This one made me lol


Tony spoils films and books for everyone
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:35, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:38, Reply)
I bet Tony pressed the button to make his bow tie spin around when he opened that!

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:39, Reply)
I said Tony, not Frank

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
The parrot fucking hates that bow tie.

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don't care for wraps
it's no replacement for proper bread
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:30, Reply)
don't you fall for it, food chat is the worst sort of chat.
Except everything dozer says, that's the worst worst.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I thought we were mates, m8 :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:42, Reply)
People seem to be on your case a lot 'el dozo'
How come?
(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Mainly beause he's a bent spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
its because he's a dull metal mickey music wrong York spastic.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
they're all well jell of my street suave wayz, babe

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
I was almost feeling sorry for you there 'babe'

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
no probz, babygirl

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:58, Reply)
Windy Pig hates everyone. Even me, despite me being so wubbable!

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I love you all dearly.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
I just don't like the fellow. I make no apologies for that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
The jeffaids has now definitely travelled to my (not insignifiant) chest.
I may have inadvertently coughed up a lung.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:46, Reply)
I bet mr b3th wasn't expecting to outlive you

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:47, Reply)
He's in competition with the dog to see which one will last longest.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
We can rub it better?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:48, Reply)
What, all of you?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:49, Reply)
It'll take a good 5 men

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:50, Reply)
and a bucket of Vick

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:52, Reply)
cor!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Sexy as fuck

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:54, Reply)
I'm rocking a pole so hard you could dance round it, pet

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:55, Reply)
Cor!

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Bloody Poles.
Coming over here, nicking our dances.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
*dances*
*has coughing fit*

*coughs up second lung*

*dies*
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
Finally a website worse than cranleys one

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
garycranley.me

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
For a self appointed sacked branding expert (2001-2007) three pages and 'me do good' strap line just didn't really convince me of his credentials

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:00, Reply)
It doesn't seem to exist anymore, if you mean his .co.uk site

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I guess he was so inundated with commissions coming from it he didn't need the hassle of server fees anymore

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)
What are server fees these days?
As a percentage of a school uniform, for example?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
i'd say at least 1.65 school uniforms pa

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Half a left trouser leg, repayable FUCKING IMMEDIATELY

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he'd never have allowed that on the menu

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
weed wanking etc etc

(Mr Udagawa, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)
My wrap was lovely you'll be pleased to know.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I'm pleased for you man, really.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
Thanks.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Did you get a picture?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
No.
Why would I take a photo of a wrap when I could just eat it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
this is the best news I've heard in at least three or four minutes

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Me too!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Try being me!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
*buys chinos*

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
can you even buy chinos outside the mid west any more?

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I've no idea, having never owned them.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
good to see a bit of the old 'top cranleying' still gets things moving

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Everybody likes a good lambasting.

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i do enjoy the savage character assassination and lampooning of people i don't actually know, it's nice, i feel a bit christmassy finally!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
assination is about right.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
apology accepted.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
ditto

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:36, Reply)
In your case it'd merely be a bit of the old eye for an eye.
That's OK, the bible says so! If it's OK for Jesus, it should be alright for you. Unless you're suggesting you have better morals than Christ Our Lord? At Christmas, too?
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It's spelt assassination. Hth xx.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:34, Reply)
It's spelt assignation, mate.

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please fuck off you dull shitcunt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:35, Reply)
^^

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:37, Reply)
I think you are the worst possible person to be advising on spelling.
Worse, even, than Gonz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:43, Reply)
I think you are the worst person here.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:45, Reply)
nobody gives a fuck what you think, you brainless fuckwit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:47, Reply)
Great news guys!
I'm in the pub now
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:29, Reply)
You seem to spend a lot of time in the pub recently.
You're not moving into marketing as a career, are you? Your wife's not inexplicably decided to stop having sex with you? Probably post natal depression, mate.
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I'm looking forward to spending several (full) days with my wife over the coming weeks
Could you afford that?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Two and a half weeks minus a day with mine.
Though given how many board members have been sleeping with her, I'm probably going to have to give a her a rinse and a towelling off, first.
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Kroney mate, just so you know, she offered but I turned her down.
I just couldn't betray our friendship.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:38, Reply)
At least SOMEBODY on this site has some morals.

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HELLOSIR!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I'm the most moralistic poster on this forum.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:41, Reply)

down over and backscuttled her instead
(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:42, Reply)
I shouldn't have laughed at this.

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sodomy is definitely the most gentlemanly response to such socially awkward situations

(old man river possible lesbian, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
If only gentlemen had an equivalent of Debrett's that we could use to check such matters against.

(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! Kroney, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:46, Reply)
You made me get a wrap for lunch
Zapatista. Fucking hell, that was good
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 12:57, Reply)
Soup-dodger.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
tggi^
I'll have that tomorrow instead
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Get a pie instead, soup is pretty shit as a stand alone meal.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:04, Reply)
You could eat it sat with friends, though.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Friday tomorrow.
www.chompgrill.co.uk/#beef

Probably a burger for lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Might be a bit pleathery

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 13:10, Reply)

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