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metro.co.uk/2014/12/18/kanavape-e-joint-why-its-time-cannabis-was-legalised-outright-in-the-uk-4991566/?ito=facebookIt's a e-cig that has weed-minus-THC in it, I donno how that works, but apparently you get really relaxed phsyiclly without any of the mental effects - which is perfect for me I think, just what i'm looking for. I'm gonna get one of these.
Time to legalise it? Time to use it for medical? what's YOUR view on The Devil's Weed? My mind changes every day on it.
AltLunch: I've got a mahooooosive bowl of cheap ramen instant noodles, mushrooms, spring onion and a couple of eggs
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:09,
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No THC no laundry.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:12,
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adopt the Dutch model
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:16,
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model oven
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:24,
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haha!
Classic Vagabond!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:26,
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^ still upset
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:49,
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he just gets funnier!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:50,
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Stop blooing and start being funny again.
You can do it.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:59,
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'Blooing'!!!
Classic!!!
It doesn't get any better than this!!!!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:14,
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Oh cheer up you miserable bitch.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:39,
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YM Joke
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:25,
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I really don't think that will have the same effect.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:28,
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I can't stand the stuff, and I know many others who feel exactly the same as me.
Having said that: - Legalise it and tax it to fuck, but make it a big no operate heavy machinery, vehicles, perform surgery, or do anything else which requires you to be compus mentus whilst under the influence, and only allow it to be consumed in the confines of a private dwelling.
Use a proportion of these tax revenues to create a team of snipers to execute anyone caught breaking these rules on the spot.
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Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:28,
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what if I want to get mangled in a field with ten thousand of my closest friends?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:32,
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Festivals?
Designated areas. Near me when I'm working? Headshot.
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Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39,
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imma seek you out and hug you until my speedsweat permeates every item of clothing
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:03,
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That sounds alright to me, with maybe some places too like special clubs.
They might have to re-think the indoor-smoking rules though if they do go ahead.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38,
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I don't think that they should have ever been brought in, not in their current form.
Public houses and clubs should have had to have had a properly ventilated designated smokers area. The smoking ban had a massive effect on public houses, no matter what CAMRA may claim to the contrary.
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Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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Totally aree.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:57,
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what effect?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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Drastic drop in takings.
I was working across three different city centre pubs, two social clubs and a small out of town pub when the ban came in (Cellar maintenance and a few other bits.) The city centre pubs lost about 20% of their gross revenue revenue when the ban was implemented, the social clubs lost about 45% (Although their customers were dying off rapidly anyway) Within a year, the small out of town pub was closed by the brewery and the site sold to be converted to flats.
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Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:48,
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you might as well smoke a hemp handbag for all the effect it'll have
all recreational drugs should be legalised
addiction is a medical problem, not a law enforcement problem
as is obesity
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31,
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Obesity is now a disability according to the EU.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31,
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no it isn't
They explicitly said that obesity in itself is not a disability but that physical impairments that arise from obesity should be treated the same as any other disability in relation to employment law.
Hth
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:35,
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same.
pedant.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36,
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what?
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:37,
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EU considers that people whos obesity hinders their performance at work are entitled to disabilty protection.
"Obesity is now a disability according to the EU". For the sake of conversation it's the same thing.
You were just being a smug cunt.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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yeah ... soz ... pointing out that you were wrong was unpardonably smug of me
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:43,
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wanker
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:45,
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at least I'm not too fat to wank
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:58,
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no, just an insufferable arse with all the charm and social grace of a leper.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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you sound upset
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02,
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he should have a wank
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:05,
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fat cunts
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40,
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What about when the drug stops being recreational once addiction takes hold, like with smack and stuff like that?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36,
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crime associated with heroin is, in the main, acquisitive
If it was prescribed then the acquisitive crime would drop sharply.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38,
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I can't see a doctor prescribing smack, maybe methadone.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39,
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doctors already prescribe smack
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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woh', reallY?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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they don't generally prescribe it to smack addicts
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:59,
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Would you give medical grade smack a go?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13,
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I've given not-even-vaguely-medical grade opium a go so yeah prolly
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20,
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maybe doctors should prescribe diamorphine for addicts, just saying like
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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nyom nyom nyom, sevradol
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:55,
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they did an experiment like that near us when I was a yoof and burglary dropped to almost nothing
then Thatcher canned the whole thing because Drugs Are Bad
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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Thatcher was a prick
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42,
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he was
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21,
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then it's a medical and welfare issue
we don't get the police involved when you deep fry cereal-coated donuts
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39,
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Aye aye, yup, yup, totally agree... but it's still an issue.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40,
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i just had my first turkey xmas dinner, it was 'alright' as it was free and was served with a beer. cheers.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:34,
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Our one last night was dreadful.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:35,
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This was surprisingly good, gravy needed work but other than that completely acceptable. I wouldn't have paid for it mind, I'd have had lamb chops.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:37,
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Course.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:44,
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First course, then I'd have a burger
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:46,
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cheers
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36,
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Cbeers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39,
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I reckon christmas dinner is over rated, BUT, christmas sandwiches are under-rated.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36,
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I had the tesco xmas sandwich. It was disgusting as expected. Cold cuts Boxing Day is the best bit.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38,
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cold cuts and pickles is my fave bit of christmas.
and when Del Boy and Rodders become millionaires. Thank the baby jesus for the "home of witty banter".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:51,
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I'm looking forward to the Derek Christmas Special this year.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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with roast potato bubble and squeak
and the pogues!!!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02,
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I can't imagine the pure disapointment a supermarket 'christmas sandwich' would be.
Go into a sandwich shop and i'd imagine you can get some lovely brie/cranbery/turkey pannini, but the supermarket ones? Sad Times, Snowbro.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52,
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everything about pre packed sandwiches is tragic
pret a manger is the most tragic place outside a Calcutta leprosy orphanage
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01,
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I don't mind a prawn-in-mayo or ham-with-just-mustard, if i'm in a hurry.
It's not a lunch though
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:12,
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I pity the fool whose lifestyle choices force them to eat packet sadness sandwiches
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:19,
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Turkey is shit and fit only for Americans.
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:37,
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We got a Capon and a Duck this year.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:38,
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excellent bird choices
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39,
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I have capon and Guinea fowl.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42,
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Guinea fowl are idiots and fit only for Africans
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:44,
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I wasn't seeking approval and I am having pig on Xmas day. pig that 28 days ago I called friend.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:47,
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FRIEND
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:51,
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you queers will literally fuck anything with an arsehole, apart from chicks AMIRITE!?!?!?!
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:52,
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ive had a cock or 2
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:59,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07,
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You need two at once and that barely touches the sides of your gaping ravaged anus you slag.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07,
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You have spotlights coming out of yours of an evening from all the potholers in there.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15,
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ain't nothing going up there son, i rejected painkillers before an op as they were suppositories 'NDITB'
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16,
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WELL YOU SAID IT ABOUT ME SO NERRRRR
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:25,
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ERRR........ERRR............errrr........er.........r.....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:28,
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YERR BUT UR BENT LOL
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:49,
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pigs are fat cunts and fit only for muslims
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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Deffo winners, lots of potential for leftovers.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:53,
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I hope you enjoyed your Christmas bonus.
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Muns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42,
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ooh you rotter
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:43,
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turkey is shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:08,
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not done this. Geordie Jay's new book.
nyupress.org/books/9780814708385/
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:36,
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he can barely read
How the fuck is he supposed to have written a book?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:40,
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Coming from you?
You big fat quender
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:41,
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I know. but you are called Jason so it fits better.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:42,
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80 bucks? what's that in real money?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:00,
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50 quid
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01,
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Or GBP 53.30 (for Shambos benefit, the cunt) using today's Metro reported tourist rate.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:02,
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that's a lot for a book
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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esp. a book about benders.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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accuracy to pedantic levels is always vital to the narrative, you should know that.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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no christmas dinner for me now.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:06,
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you do know the difference between pedantry and correcting something that's flat out wrong?
because otherwise this upset is gonna last til New Year
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old man river possible lesbian, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:09,
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you're just talking shit.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21,
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how much is it in pink pounds?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:04,
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bend over and they'll show you
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:07,
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Because all homosexuals are rapists
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:08,
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it's only rape if you say no...
and that's hard to do with a ball gag in your mouth
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13,
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you probably tell children that too, disgusting.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15,
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Don't be silly.
They don't do them in kids sizes.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:15,
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I FUCKING KNEW IT
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17,
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all homosexuals are paedophiles
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16,
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They have more genes in common with crabs than they do with the likes of you and me.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17,
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Giving it all that
*snap snap*
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:24,
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Closeted ones are more sinister.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17,
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they're left handed?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:19,
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let's face it. You'd turn the rape into a murder after a blind panic.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:20,
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let's face it
You're a semi-literate admin drone with terrible taste in clothes and worse taste in music.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:21,
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yet you still want to carry his child
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:23,
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^
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:25,
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I heard he wants to carry *anybody's* child.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29,
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He's such a Mary's boy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29,
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*something about not being able to find three wise men*
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:31,
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*something about being a shut-in virgin*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35,
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Well it is a time for miracles and all
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:41,
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quite a few are podiatrists the sick fucks.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35,
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I've not had a joint for years
Could do with one now though. Just returned from t'pub and house sale has gone through so I'm £40k richer \o/
Alt:
Peroni
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:23,
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Im getting my christmas weed in tonight :)
GWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN SONNA!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:24,
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yessssssssss
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:25,
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Top marks, that man.
All better now?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:27,
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I literally feel like a weight has been lifted
IMA get cunted tonight
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:29,
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I'm happy for you, mate.
Seriously.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:34,
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Thanks
FRIEND
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35,
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\o/
That's a lotta Peroni
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:32,
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Fucking right it is
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35,
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can I borrow a fiver
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:34,
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Ironically, no
My cash card is fucked
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:35,
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if you toss me off you can have a fiver*
* cue water ship down hilarity
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37,
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Shut up and
TURN AROUND
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37,
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40k fewer poor
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:39,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:42,
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