Good Evening
Work tomorrow.

Hahaha!


( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 20:57, 190 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Hey Kaol
Work will be a welcome release after this weekend.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:05, Reply)

Damn,
That bad?
I had an awesome weekend!
I was drinking from Friday lunchtime 'til about two this morning, when I passed out in Clendrix's lounge.
Then today I went to an exhibition about skeletons, and then to a pub with some mates.
This weekend was all kinds of win.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:10, Reply)

Just found out
What a monumental cunt my ex has been. Glad I know now though.

On the plus I'm meeting BGB, Davros G, Tourettes and Teh Loon next Saturday so really looking forward to that!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:21, Reply)

That's rubbish
(About the ex, I mean)
Sorry to hear that.

Have fun meeting those folk though!
I'm going to see Scars On Broadway on Thursday, looking forward to that.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Evening all
Not for I it isn't - Last day of my 3 week holiday tomorrow and then back to the coal face.

I trust all is well?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:20, Reply)

*nods*
All is well.
I like the new reply system, very good.

And I've had an excellent weekend, so, yeah, the horror of work tomorrow is dulled somewhat.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:22, Reply)

Ha! Not for me!
I'm unemployed.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

*shakes fist*
Lucky sod!

Wanna work for me?
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:23, Reply)

Alright.
But only if by work you mean fist, and by for me you mean your Mum's cat.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:24, Reply)

My mum doesn't have a cat...
Oh.

Anyway, I need a fluffer.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Fluffer, eh?
I've got plenty of experience, but may I ask for whom I will be fluffing you?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:28, Reply)

Well...
I'm not going to beat around in the bush.

Not every man can fluff a Great Dane, it takes skill and stamina.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:30, Reply)

I see
I had assumed that it would be you that I was fluffing.

I've done things to a Boxer dog before, I could move up to a Great Dane quite happily.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:31, Reply)

No...
I don't want to be fluffed.
Well...
You're not my type, sorry.

Also, you've never done things to a Boxer, the Boxer fucked you to pieces.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:34, Reply)

Yeah
but she was a bitch?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)

@ Kaol
She's been unbelievably manipulative. Got back with her ex while still carrying on with me. Better off out of it.
Her best mate is one of my best mates, and we;re both out for my friend's birthday in a couple of weeks. Torn between being the big man and being nice as pie, or just destrying the lass in front of everyone.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Be the big man BK.
And wallow in the satisfaction that you didn't let her actions affect you.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

Noooooooooo
Evil reply system!!

*pokes Kaol with a knife on a stick*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:32, Reply)

I like it
It's fantastic.
But then again, I am by far the most intelligent person on here.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:33, Reply)

Sunday night.
I hate Sunday night. And still four days until the next bash.

Hey BK, are you talking about your most recent ex?
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:35, Reply)

But...
If Sunday night is the price you've gotta pay for a Saturday night with me, surely it's worth it?
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:36, Reply)

Hmmm...
not entirely sure about that. Besides hating Sunday night is directly linked to Monday morning rather than Saturday evening (unless the Saturday evening in question was paticularly depraved, which in this case it wasn't).
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:39, Reply)

Fair point...
I made the mistake of going to the pub shortly after getting to Euston from yours...
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:41, Reply)

I can't keep up with it
I am quite stupid though.

Just watched the Wrong Door and a guy was called Robert Goatsie *giggles*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:38, Reply)

I saw that and it made me chuckle too!
Last weeks episode pissed me off a lot though, there was something about the irony of the giant robot tearing apart London as it searched for it lost it's keys while I had no idea where mine were and tore apart my flat that got right on my tits.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

It's easy, just reply to the post that you're talking about.
Robert Goatsie... *shakes head*

That's Burt's real name.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

The wrong door/Bob Goatsie
That's surely far too many references to a trip up muddy lane than is good for one show?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)

I really
don't like this reply system.
It's confusing
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:39, Reply)

I still don't like this reply system.
And I'll never get used to it. I'm old and don't like change.


*stamps feet like a petulant child*


We can't all talk together because the conversations keep fragmenting.

It's the end of us....doom and glooooooom!
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:40, Reply)

I think that it's alright

Is b3ta being funny for anyone else right now? Half the stuff I typed for this message disappeared?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

If you delete a reply
With replies after it, they get deleted too.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

I know
I think that the problem may have been that I tried to draw an arrow, I was saying that it's alright until there are too many consecutive replies and you have to scroll to the right.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)

What I don't like about the reply system
is that there are now conversations going on all over the place and we set up 'home sweet home' to combat that.
*sees OT getting cliquey already*
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:41, Reply)

I don't want to be in a clique.
I want to be friends with everyone.






Apart from nasty /talk.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

I appear to be suffering from Asperger's
coz I don't like the new reply system either.

Evenin' folks.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:41, Reply)

I thought you
Did have Asperger's.
My mistake.

Sorry...
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:42, Reply)

BK
I asked you a question up there, but I think it got missed - is the ex you're talking about your most recent ex?
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:42, Reply)

trouble with the new reply thing is
that if you are trying to carry on several conversations at once you have to write a number of replies, instead of lumping it all into one at the bottom and leaving it for the reader to decipher.

I can't say I like it
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

Well, if everyone goes back to doing it
The "normal way" I think I might have to carry on with the new way, out of spite.

I have no idea why, the Voices are telling me that.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:44, Reply)

*cries*
It's too confusing I keep missing all the replies in replies in replies
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:43, Reply)

We could always head to the bunker.
It's safe there.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:45, Reply)

Yeh
I can see me being here a lot less because I just don't have the time to dick around wading through replies.

Might not be a bad thing though. Might get some work done!
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:46, Reply)

Hmmm...
Well maybe it'll settle down?
At least there's the option to use the "old way" still.

P.S. You're welcome to join my clique if you desire :p
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)

@Clendrix
Might have to go on Facebook more often.

*shudders*
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:47, Reply)

I also don't fancy the prospect of scrolling around for replies
but on the other hand, you can now click "I like this" on replies (not sure what good that does).
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Kaol: contrariness for it's own sake is fine
but as Clendrix says (I think it was Clendrix, the new replies have confused me) I don't have the time to be wading through the entire page for new stuff in a conversation I want to follow and that may well put me off, which would be a shame.

Everything new being at the bottom makes all of the sense to me.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:48, Reply)

Another for I don't like this
but maybe it's an inbetweener stage for something great?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:51, Reply)

Becky! Hello!
How's it going? I never did thank you for your lovely Bert Monkeysex photo story, or reply to your text, sorry about that.

How was your date the other night then, eh, eh?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:52, Reply)

That's because you're made of rubbish Bert
But I forgive you as you're Monsieur Sexmonkey extraordinaire.

Date was good thanks :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

I loikes that.
I just hope that nobody recycles me, I don't care if I am bad for the environment.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:55, Reply)

We could always start a thread for those who do not wish to use the new system.
Only we would get some buggers joining us who start to use the new system and bollox it all up.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:50, Reply)

Vipros
Yes, something I liked is that, if I was away for a while, i could just F5 and easily see what I'd missed. I already arse around enough on here as it is!
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:50, Reply)

It's giving me a headache already : (
I'm off.


It's been nice knowing you all.
( girlinthehole, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

Awh...
That's a bit rubbish :(

Night!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

This new system
just turns QOTW OT into Talk II
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:54, Reply)

I have a confession to make...
As King Of Off Topic, Rob asked me if it was ok to switch over to this format.
And I agreed.
Sorry if you don't like it, but it's for your own good!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Well I don't.
You've ruined it for me.

And I get the irony in me using the system to tell you this
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Oh you cunt.
I hope that you catch syphilis from one of your victims.

Just kidding! I hope it's AIDs.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

Well sadly it's shit
so I'm off too.

G'night.
( thealternativefact, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:57, Reply)

I may have
accidentally, but pretty sure he didn't mind as he's a b3tan as well :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

but on talk
each reply in reply was the equivalent of a separate topic. We already have separate topics!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 21:56, Reply)

Don't like the new QOTW OT format?
Vote for this suggestion.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:00, Reply)

Where are these stats?
*is too lazy to hunt them down*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:01, Reply)

Stats?
What stats?
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:06, Reply)

Oh wait we wanted them
I misread... never mind!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:08, Reply)

Haha!
I'm slightly scared if I get a post-count...
I do post A LOT.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:09, Reply)

I don't post as much as I used to
when I didn't have a job, but it's useful for when you visit other boards and aren't told to fuck off right away as they assume you're a lurker.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:16, Reply)

Is it just me
or does anyone else get the impression that Al, Bert and Kaol are in fact spies from /talk who have done a good job of hiding their secret identities, but got too excited by the new talk-esque style of the QOTW board and are finding it hard to contain their true identities?
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:29, Reply)

Not at al, Spakka
We were like this way back when replies to QOTW were invented, I've just missed these guys, that's all.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Yay AlbertKaol lives
once more :)

I'm heading to bed kids, play nicely x
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:32, Reply)

Goodnight and sweet dreams, little beckster.
Sleep tight!
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:33, Reply)

'night beckx
Perhaps things will get back to normal once Bert gets used to being reunited with his beloved AlKaol.

But I do like the AlBertKaol-ness, it's the new reply format that's doing my head in.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:40, Reply)

They seem to have disappeared.
Fancy getting up to some Bert-spakkaman-ness?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:47, Reply)

Oh go on then
I'm open-minded enough to give this _{new reply system} a try.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:49, Reply)

Right,
I'm not sure where to start....

Do you stab prostitutes, rape goats, or have a smashing beard?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:52, Reply)

Goats?
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/7609704.stm
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:52, Reply)

*packs bags*
*moves to LA*
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:54, Reply)

Ha!
Fame, fortune, (goat) fucking.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:58, Reply)

I don't care about the fame or fortune
nobody ever got famous from capraphilia.

But there's always a first time.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:00, Reply)

I have no beard.
I shave. I also shave goats and prostitutes.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:00, Reply)

You win
a prize!

====D-3 It's a long, spluffing, cock.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:01, Reply)

What the fuck is going on?
My eyes are crossing like that bloke from the deoderant advert

@ Clendrix

Yes, the new ex.
Like I collect exes like Russian Dolls. The first was just over 4 foot and they've got progressively taller. Sorry, I'm drunk and really fucking angry.

*flex*

Shit, I went to edit and clicked I like this. I don't like it, the replies are awful!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:58, Reply)

Aw, BK
Will you let me spoon you all better?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:59, Reply)

@ Bert
Yes, as long as you call me afterwards. I refused to be used again.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

That's a bit shite...
Changing the subject to music, have you heard the new Slipknot and Metallica albums?
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 22:59, Reply)

Yes, I have
And they're both a bit rubbish.

Evening all.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

I have heard bits of one song from each
and I'm thinking 'meh', but I'm also thinking, don't judge an album by twenty seconds of music video.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:02, Reply)

@ Kaol
Heard the new Metallica and Slipknot singles. Wasn't that impressed.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:03, Reply)

See, I'd say
That the new Slipknot album has a few decent tracks.
The filler isn't heavy enough though, which is no good at all.

New Metallica, not sure yet.
It's sitting on my desk here, but I'm not in the mood for disappointment tonight, so I'll listen at work tomorrow.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:07, Reply)

@ Kaol
Haven't bothered with anything since Reload. Don't think Metallica are relevant, certainly to what I'm into, anymore.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:10, Reply)

Garage Inc.
was a work of brilliance. great songs (apart from 2) covered very well
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 8:35, Reply)

@BK
the replies are awful :p

All talk of Bert fucking goats with candles or something.

I heard some new slipknot stuff on the radio earlier wasn't too bad. I could actually make out words and music!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:05, Reply)

Oi!
There were no candles.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:06, Reply)

@ TGB
I preferred the Slipknot to the Metallica one.
Obviously not the purist stance, but fuck it.
I'm typing through the handy fog of cider, rum and blind rage.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:08, Reply)

Er...
The Slipknot album ended, and the Metallica one started playing before I realised it.
Track one seems half-decent.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:14, Reply)

I've just tried to
read the HSH thread and it is far too confusing.

It's just talk now full of people being rude to each other.

It used to be so friendly here.

*runs off crying*
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:15, Reply)

But...
I still love you :(
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:15, Reply)

Don't fret Mrs!
All of the animosity on this page is purely fake!

EDIT shall we defy the mods and just go back to the old ways?
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:16, Reply)

You're right.
It's more for decoration and celebration.

Like the balls on a Bishop.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)

Come back Mrs L!
*offers hugs and cookies and friendliness*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:16, Reply)

TGB was telling me last night
that I needed to come and visit all you lovely people in offtopic.

But what happens? I peer inside and it's just /talk in disguise now. It's giving me teh fear.

Seriously though, not being a /talk deity, I'm not clever enough to keep track of all these threads.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)

Can we get 'them'
To put it back?

*edit* This is the problem Rubberduck, it wasn't /talk before.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)

Come back Mrs L
All my animosity is directed elsewhere.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:18, Reply)

Ignore 'them'
we're already doing it ourselves, no need to fix anything.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:19, Reply)

*waves at rubberduck*
Yeah it wasn't like this when I said come and chat more!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:23, Reply)

It's not that I'm anti change
it's just that we didn't need this change.

I tend to leave my computer on the HSH thread and 'apple+r' every so often to see what has been added. I don't want to have to scroll halfway up the page to see a comment I may have missed
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:23, Reply)

I like you all so much
That I'll reply properly too.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:25, Reply)

Aww :p
Right I am off to bed as my day of sitting on the sofa watching the grand prix has tired me out :)

Catch you all later *hugs*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:27, Reply)

It's a shame
because I'm sure someone has put alot of work into this and we are all just bitching about it.

(still not happy though)
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)

How to make friends and influence people...
Now, some of you know I moved house last week.

I've just managed to get the last of the boxes unpacked, and decided to celebrate by putting my feet up and listening to some damn loud music while looking at b3ta on my laptop.

Now, I'm not a completely antisocial bastard, so with it being after 11pm I pulled my magnificent headphones out, put them on and hit 'play'.

After a good 15 minutes, I discovered why my headphones were sounding particularly magnificent. It was only after I noticed the pictures shaking on the wall that I realised I'd forgotten to switch the speakers off.

I'm hiding from the neighbours now.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:29, Reply)

@rubberduck
You silly sausage.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:31, Reply)

^RD offer them some of your wine
;) Really am going now!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:32, Reply)

Well Rubberduck
If they've not come round to complain then I think you might have got away with it.

Would you mind mentioning this concept of headphones to the bloke who lives nextdoor to me?
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:32, Reply)

I'm actually slightly more concerned
that they now know my bizarre taste in music :)

@TGB - That's not such a bad idea. Knowing my luck they're probably militant teetotalers or something, or recovering alcoholics on cold turkey.

@Mrs L - They probably did. I wouldn't have heard them though :)
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:35, Reply)

On Friday night
I stayed with a mate, and we ended up playing Mario Kart on the N64, with one of his housemates, Jim.

Now Jim got very, very angry as he was clearly worse tahn me at the game, and the "friendly banter" got louder and louder.

The other housemate, Jill, had only lived there for a week, and it was the first night that her boyfriend had stayed there.

They were kept awake 'til four my Jim screaming "Kaol, you CUNT, why do you keep beating me?".
We were not popular the next morning.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:37, Reply)

I'm off up the wooden hill
I hope this reply button business is all just a bad dream.

Night all.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:37, Reply)

I turn my back for a minute
and everything changes.

What the sweet buggery fuck is happening to my beloved /OT?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:39, Reply)

It's gone odd.
Sorry.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:41, Reply)

Curses
It's not that the new system is odd, or incomprehensible, but...

Does anybody else find it messy?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:42, Reply)

Yeah, it is.
Anyway, it's best if you go up to the top and "reply" to the main post.
I was just doing this to be awkward.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:44, Reply)

So's your face.


....and your mum.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:43, Reply)

You knave
A pox on thee
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:46, Reply)

So's your Mum's face.

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:49, Reply)

I know you are
but what am I?
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:52, Reply)

You?
You're my Mum's face.

...and she looks like the Incredible Hulk's meaner brother.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:54, Reply)

Truly
A worthy adversary.

You win this round, Bert-San.

Rest assured though, you may have won the battle but you haven't won the war.

/end cliche.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

*strikes Crane-pose*
*lips begin moving*

You fought bravely, young warrior...

*lips stop moving*

...but the Sexmonkey is always ready, prepared and determined to win every battle the only way he knows how....

*lips start moving again*

...by insulting his own mother.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:57, Reply)

Monkey Vs Weasel
There can be only one!
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Look!
Another threaded reply!
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:56, Reply)

Yes
Amazing, isn't it?

I'm going to sleep, maybe.
I got given five books by my mate, as he works for a publishing company, and gets free stuff.
*grins*
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:58, Reply)

If they're Harry Potter books
burn them, burn them into his eyes.

EDIT and goodnight if you do go to sleep.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:00, Reply)

Nope, good books
Two Charlie Brooker ones, Lord Of The Flies, some trashy detective-murdey-type-thing and a 1940's trashy detective-murdey-type-thing.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:01, Reply)

What books has Charlie Brooker written?
I've loved that guy ever since he was a writer for PC Zone when I was about 13. Screenwipe was ace too, he's just ace.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:03, Reply)

Having this all the way over on the right
Is a prime waste of screen real estate.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:06, Reply)

Hmmm...
In other news, Wookiee and I have named a drink after you.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:07, Reply)

Do go on
I am intrigued. And honoured. Should I be honoured?

Is the drink Slough based? I suspect that was the extent of Wookie's involvement.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:11, Reply)

It's not as cool as that
He was looking for a name for the unholy (but, I'm reliably informed, nice) combination of Pimms and Relentless.

I suggested "SuperWeasel", as it's brown and it'll give you a burst of energy.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:15, Reply)

Outstanding
I need to try that drink.

/lacks Relentless.
( SuperWeasel slightly better than the average weasel, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:17, Reply)

I've not got either
Ah well, I'm sure it'd be better with vodka in too...

Right, I'm off to read, so I'll catch up with you later.
Night!
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:20, Reply)

G'night again, Kaol
You crazy, drink-making fool, you.
( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:38, Reply)

They're pretty much
Collections of his columns (he writes for the Guardian).
One's called "Dawn Of The Dumb", and the other is still in my bag.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:06, Reply)

Put a reply
on the comment made by Spakka on the bug fixes and requests.
Hopefully they'll change it back if enough of us whinge.
I blame Kaol (winks)

*edit* yes Weasel, very messy and confusing, a bit like my house really.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:43, Reply)

Haha!
I replied to your post already.
I have far too much time on my hands.
( Cawl, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:45, Reply)

I really
am going to bed now!
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:50, Reply)

G'night bin-dweller

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:55, Reply)

Right
I go away for a day, and this just appears to have gone to hell, possibly in a handbasket.

I read it all, now my brain hates me, as do my eyes.

I want it back, or I may not be here much from now on.

Are we well?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:58, Reply)

SHOES OR GTFO

( Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sun 14 Sep 2008, 23:59, Reply)

*shrugs*
Interestingly, the new format was the first thing that Clendrix said to me after I'd woken up this morning.
Apart from "Morning", obviously.

So, I was thinking about it all day.

Actually, that's a lie. I was thinking about alcohol most of today. And skeletons.
( Cawl, Mon 15 Sep 2008, 0:05, Reply)