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Alt: Do you want to talk about food or summat? Will that get you posting?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 12:53, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Alt: Do you want to talk about food or summat? Will that get you posting?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 12:53, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Then I had sticky sesame chili beef with a cashew and noodle salad
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Some cunt's got Capital FM on in the office today.
Therefore I sincerely hope that heroin overdoses and drive by shootings will be a major feature in the world of pop music during the next 12 months.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Therefore I sincerely hope that heroin overdoses and drive by shootings will be a major feature in the world of pop music during the next 12 months.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Artists should understand that if they want to be remembered forever
they need to die at their peak. As pop music has a fairly throw away nature, they ideally need to die the day that they release their first single.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)
they need to die at their peak. As pop music has a fairly throw away nature, they ideally need to die the day that they release their first single.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I'm gonna see how many cocktail sausages I can get in my mouth
tail sausage
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I'm sure that they'll be fine once the rape counselling has been concluded.
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The trouble is not the amount of penises someone can put in their body....
.... it's the amount they can put in their oraphis simulanusly AND for the guiness-world-record judicator to get a view good enough to have a difinitive count.
You're at an advnatage if you of a colonscopy bag and flesh-holes.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
.... it's the amount they can put in their oraphis simulanusly AND for the guiness-world-record judicator to get a view good enough to have a difinitive count.
You're at an advnatage if you of a colonscopy bag and flesh-holes.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
I've heard of a thing where men expand their urethra to accomodate an erect penis.
Could be worth a shot?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Could be worth a shot?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
You orta get yourself seen too, your plastic surgen was ill-advisied - veriaty is the spice of life.... need to mix up those assholes with all kinds of other ones.
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Not bad.
So, what's the most amount of cocks you've ever had in your mouth at once?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:17, Reply)
So, what's the most amount of cocks you've ever had in your mouth at once?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:17, Reply)
That's why I only watch transexual porn
all the tits but extra cocks.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
all the tits but extra cocks.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
I just thought it'd make for interesting conversation.
I was wrong... admittedly.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
I was wrong... admittedly.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
just had an Eat sandwich
(and some crisps and a mars bar).
BUT: I'm off here this evening www.thejuggedhare.com/menu and I've started my pre-drooling already.
I like how the vegetarian option is to have another starter.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)
(and some crisps and a mars bar).
BUT: I'm off here this evening www.thejuggedhare.com/menu and I've started my pre-drooling already.
I like how the vegetarian option is to have another starter.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)
I dunno what they are but I like the sound of chorizo and confit garlic
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
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Sloppy Guazzelliii pizza express thing with jellopinos and some eggs on top.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
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I'm still in bed.
Might get up, have a fag and then go back to bed again.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Might get up, have a fag and then go back to bed again.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Sounds like a plan.
I might do some housework before I go to work tonight. Just a bit, though. I mean, I wouldn't want to overdo it or anything.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I might do some housework before I go to work tonight. Just a bit, though. I mean, I wouldn't want to overdo it or anything.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
I'm kind of enjoying 2015, seems alright especially when compared to the shit years like 1998 and 2009 for instance
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Needs a natural disaster to galvanise the public.
A building collapse would be pretty spectacular.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
A building collapse would be pretty spectacular.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Id like a shock and awe campaign by the terrorists that I can watch rolling news coverage of when I retire later this year.
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Might get up and make some breakfast in a bit.
And then go back to bed again.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
And then go back to bed again.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Hang around until Monday when all the good people might come back.
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Ello DBT.
How was your festive period? Was it busy enough to keep insolvency at bay for another year?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
How was your festive period? Was it busy enough to keep insolvency at bay for another year?
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
Yeah, well busy. Think January will be a dead one, so it's holiday looking time.
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YESSSS WE'VE BEEN COASTING TODAY BUT NOW THE LOLZORZ CAN REALLY BEGIN!!!!
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
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I just bought a new record player.
It's going to be very loud in my house for a while. The dogs don't seem to like psychobilly very much, they've all gone upstairs.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
It's going to be very loud in my house for a while. The dogs don't seem to like psychobilly very much, they've all gone upstairs.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
I spent way more money than I should have because the bloke set them up so we could have a listen,
And there was such a noticeable difference that I wouldn't have been able to live with the cheaper one after I heard the good one.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
And there was such a noticeable difference that I wouldn't have been able to live with the cheaper one after I heard the good one.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
something about carbon fire swing arms.
But really, it was just a jump.up from the rp1 to the rp3. I honestly couldn't hear any difference beyond that.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)
But really, it was just a jump.up from the rp1 to the rp3. I honestly couldn't hear any difference beyond that.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)
It only sounded different because he changed the interconnects to £24,000 ones made from unicorn spunk when you weren't looking.
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Bloke at work was telling us he bought a new telly in the sales
it was a much better picture than the other ones in the shop.
Went back in 10 minutes later for a cable and noticed that now an entirely different TV had a much better picture than the rest of them.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:43, Reply)
it was a much better picture than the other ones in the shop.
Went back in 10 minutes later for a cable and noticed that now an entirely different TV had a much better picture than the rest of them.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:43, Reply)
Might not be the cable
lot of TV's have shop modes which just cranks all the settings to max so it looks a lot brighter etc than the rest.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)
lot of TV's have shop modes which just cranks all the settings to max so it looks a lot brighter etc than the rest.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)
One split aerial between every telly but 1
which gets its own aerial. We think.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)
which gets its own aerial. We think.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)
Just like to point out I still haven't got round to getting up yet today.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)
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You make a good point.
But I have beer in the fridge if I want one.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)
But I have beer in the fridge if I want one.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)
No, but I could text the Doris and ask her to bring one up.
Can't imagine she'll have an opinion on doing that.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)
Can't imagine she'll have an opinion on doing that.
( , Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)
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