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Alt: Do you want to talk about food or summat? Will that get you posting?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 12:53, 166 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alright tangles.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
alright babes
Started the new job yet?
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:01, Reply)
i had some nice whitebait yesterday

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:02, Reply)
That's nice dear.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Then I had sticky sesame chili beef with a cashew and noodle salad

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:06, Reply)
And some lager, and it made me feel better.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Everything's better with booze.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:08, Reply)
its 'cure all' properties never cease to amaze and astound me

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
It certainly takes the discomfort out of Dialysis.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
Are you taking the piss?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
That's the machines job.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:18, Reply)

'Or summat' might get things moving.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:03, Reply)
What's new in pop music for 2015, Muns?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Some cunt's got Capital FM on in the office today.
Therefore I sincerely hope that heroin overdoses and drive by shootings will be a major feature in the world of pop music during the next 12 months.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:09, Reply)
Ugh commercial radio.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
I've heard 'dancing in the dark' twice today :(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)
Artists should understand that if they want to be remembered forever
they need to die at their peak. As pop music has a fairly throw away nature, they ideally need to die the day that they release their first single.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I'm gonna see how many cocktail sausages I can get in my mouth
tail sausage
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:05, Reply)
Good Lord.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:07, Reply)
What's the current personal best?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:10, Reply)
someone else's personal worst.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
I'm sure that they'll be fine once the rape counselling has been concluded.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)
all of them

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:21, Reply)
The trouble is not the amount of penises someone can put in their body....
.... it's the amount they can put in their oraphis simulanusly AND for the guiness-world-record judicator to get a view good enough to have a difinitive count.

You're at an advnatage if you of a colonscopy bag and flesh-holes.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:11, Reply)
I'm 100% arseholes from the neck down

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)
I've heard of a thing where men expand their urethra to accomodate an erect penis.
Could be worth a shot?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
You orta get yourself seen too, your plastic surgen was ill-advisied - veriaty is the spice of life.... need to mix up those assholes with all kinds of other ones.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:35, Reply)
Alright, Lads?
Are we having a fun day?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:12, Reply)
alright b3th

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:15, Reply)
alright, happy new year

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:16, Reply)
Not bad.
So, what's the most amount of cocks you've ever had in your mouth at once?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:17, Reply)
One.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)
your own

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)
Funnily enough,
I don't actually have one of my own.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)
There's always next Christmas

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)
Fingers crossed.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:28, Reply)
alright as a compromise but doesn't have the reach of a real cock

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:29, Reply)
you're missing out
cocks are great
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)
That's why I only watch transexual porn
all the tits but extra cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:30, Reply)
Unless you count strap-ons.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)
C-

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Must try harder

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
+cocks

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Stop Negging, #NotAllMen

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:33, Reply)
I just thought it'd make for interesting conversation.
I was wrong... admittedly.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
just had an Eat sandwich
(and some crisps and a mars bar).

BUT: I'm off here this evening www.thejuggedhare.com/menu and I've started my pre-drooling already.

I like how the vegetarian option is to have another starter.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)
What's the... oh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:19, Reply)
oooh i do love a sizzling queenie
/jaysums
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:21, Reply)
I dunno what they are but I like the sound of chorizo and confit garlic

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Eat is the second shittest butty bar name after Pret à Manger

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Sloppy Guazzelliii pizza express thing with jellopinos and some eggs on top.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:31, Reply)
Giuseppe?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:42, Reply)
Yah', something like that.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Arthur Gonzarelli?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:45, Reply)
I'm still in bed.
Might get up, have a fag and then go back to bed again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:38, Reply)
Sounds like a plan.
I might do some housework before I go to work tonight. Just a bit, though. I mean, I wouldn't want to overdo it or anything.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Tangles, you are quite the cunt

(I helped save b3ta! Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:40, Reply)
Thanks, it is rather an impressive one.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:41, Reply)
I'm kind of enjoying 2015, seems alright especially when compared to the shit years like 1998 and 2009 for instance

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Needs a natural disaster to galvanise the public.
A building collapse would be pretty spectacular.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:57, Reply)
Id like a shock and awe campaign by the terrorists that I can watch rolling news coverage of when I retire later this year.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)
Might get up and make some breakfast in a bit.
And then go back to bed again.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Go steady mate, don't burn yourself out

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)
I thought you were over her now

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:06, Reply)
I thought you were leaving forever

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:08, Reply)
Oh yeah I forgot
I'll probably do it tomorrow instead
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Hang around until Monday when all the good people might come back.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:10, Reply)
Do we have any good people?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:23, Reply)
Showman

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Well no, but I was trying to be positive

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Afrernoon OT.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:28, Reply)
Ello DBT.
How was your festive period? Was it busy enough to keep insolvency at bay for another year?
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
Yeah, well busy. Think January will be a dead one, so it's holiday looking time.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Is that when the sun do their Butlins vouchers?

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:41, Reply)
YESSSS WE'VE BEEN COASTING TODAY BUT NOW THE LOLZORZ CAN REALLY BEGIN!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
hi doc.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
Wp :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
how's the brothel?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:50, Reply)
I just bought a new record player.
It's going to be very loud in my house for a while. The dogs don't seem to like psychobilly very much, they've all gone upstairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:33, Reply)
Careful, you might set dozer off

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:34, Reply)
I spent way more money than I should have because the bloke set them up so we could have a listen,
And there was such a noticeable difference that I wouldn't have been able to live with the cheaper one after I heard the good one.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:36, Reply)
Sounds like you got set up too you mug.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:37, Reply)
possibly, but I'll be happy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:48, Reply)
You'll never be happy, stop kidding yourself

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)
the happiest I've been is the day I shook your hand.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:50, Reply)
It was certainly the highlight of my year pal.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:51, Reply)
^ gay ^

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:11, Reply)
If you had met him you'd understand.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:12, Reply)
Ah the old Placid pink noise test, eh

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:38, Reply)
something about carbon fire swing arms.
But really, it was just a jump.up from the rp1 to the rp3. I honestly couldn't hear any difference beyond that.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:49, Reply)
It only sounded different because he changed the interconnects to £24,000 ones made from unicorn spunk when you weren't looking.

(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:40, Reply)
Bloke at work was telling us he bought a new telly in the sales
it was a much better picture than the other ones in the shop.

Went back in 10 minutes later for a cable and noticed that now an entirely different TV had a much better picture than the rest of them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:43, Reply)
how does that work?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:50, Reply)
Might not be the cable
lot of TV's have shop modes which just cranks all the settings to max so it looks a lot brighter etc than the rest.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:59, Reply)
and then what happened

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:17, Reply)
One split aerial between every telly but 1
which gets its own aerial. We think.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:22, Reply)
So Prince Andrew is a nonce then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 14:57, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:02, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:19, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:20, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:21, Reply)
Prince Andrew chevron

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:23, Reply)
^ Prince Andrew

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Just like to point out I still haven't got round to getting up yet today.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:26, Reply)
You're going to have to get up soon
It's nearly pub time
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:27, Reply)
You make a good point.
But I have beer in the fridge if I want one.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:30, Reply)
Is it reachable from the bed though?

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:32, Reply)
No, but I could text the Doris and ask her to bring one up.
Can't imagine she'll have an opinion on doing that.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 2 Jan 2015, 15:39, Reply)

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