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	 sympathy 'morning'
	sympathy 'morning'
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 0:04,
	
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	 sympathy 'reply'
	sympathy 'reply'
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 7:24,
	
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	 your 'mother'
	your 'mother'
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 8:14,
	
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	 No, just having a shit!
	No, just having a shit!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 8:28,
	
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	 I don't need your sympathy
	I don't need your sympathy
 	There's nothing you can say or do for me
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 8:43,
	
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	 Well this is good
	Well this is good 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:00,
	
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	 Shh
	Shh
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:01,
	
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	 you should read some fascinating housing regulations instead
	you should read some fascinating housing regulations instead
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:12,
	
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	 i know that people with difficult jobs and good brains intimidate you
	i know that people with difficult jobs and good brains intimidate you
 	but you'll get further in life if you keep it hidden
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:32,
	
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	 oh lol
	oh lol
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:33,
	
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	 there's nothing like slagging off other people's careers
	there's nothing like slagging off other people's careers
 	to show full confidence in your own
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:41,
	
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	 ^spent three years slagging off chompys admin job
	^spent three years slagging off chompys admin job
 	
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Mr Udagawa, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:42,
	
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	 alright udagawa
	alright udagawa
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:55,
	
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	 clickin dis
	clickin dis
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:58,
	
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	 terrible bullying of the clerical dweebs
	terrible bullying of the clerical dweebs
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:04,
	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:08,
	
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	 self awareness a-go-go
	self awareness a-go-go
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:02,
	
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	 christ i wish you would go-go
	christ i wish you would go-go
 	you're the most boring person on the entire site, and that's really saying something
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:06,
	
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	 upset
	upset
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:07,
	
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	 ^ spent 10 years slagging off anyone that works in IT
	^ spent 10 years slagging off anyone that works in IT
 	
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:19,
	
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	 The world cannot function on conveyancing alone.
	The world cannot function on conveyancing alone. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:22,
	
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	 it's like scousers and brummies mocking each other's accents
	it's like scousers and brummies mocking each other's accents
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:34,
	
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	 well that's just common sense
	well that's just common sense
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:31,
	
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	 ^ uses a fork to eat yoghurt
	^ uses a fork to eat yoghurt
 	I think this excludes you from the 'common sense' subset of humanity.
Sorry, I don't make the rules.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:49,
	
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	 WRONG!!!!
	WRONG!!!!
 	i don't like yoghurt.
ha!
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:57,
	
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	 A thousand apologies. My Excel spreadsheet is woefully out of date.
	A thousand apologies. My Excel spreadsheet is woefully out of date.
 	What was it? Ice cream? It was, wasn't it?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:21,
	
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	 it was last night
	it was last night
 	ben and jerrys minter wonderland, to be specific
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:31,
	
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	 I'm not a part timer. I work 8-4.
	I'm not a part timer. I work 8-4.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:19,
	
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	 Dolly Parton's just phoning it in these days.
	Dolly Parton's just phoning it in these days.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:29,
	
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	 I heard she just replays old answerphone messages and mimes
	I heard she just replays old answerphone messages and mimes
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:36,
	
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	 I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you.
	I was looking back to see if you were looking back at me to see me looking back at you.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:46,
	
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	 And they spread into your system like a virus
	And they spread into your system like a virus
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:54,
	
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	 No you may not drive a great big Cadillac
	No you may not drive a great big Cadillac
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:59,
	
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	 Hard rock hard-hitting hip hop hardcore
	Hard rock hard-hitting hip hop hardcore
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:59,
	
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	 I always preferred Mezzanine, although live at the albert hall was good and all.
	I always preferred Mezzanine, although live at the albert hall was good and all.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:04,
	
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	 Not even in my top three Greek foodstuffs
	Not even in my top three Greek foodstuffs
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:06,
	
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	 Last time I was in Greece one of the places I eat at had a badly translated menu.
	Last time I was in Greece one of the places I eat at had a badly translated menu.
 	One of the dishes was 'cock in wine'.
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:07,
	
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	 that wasn't a mistranslation
	that wasn't a mistranslation
 	you'd pulled
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:08,
	
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 	in and
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:08,
	
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	 I was and Greece?
	I was and Greece?
 	wtfayboaytfc?
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:09,
	
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 	was were
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:17,
	
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	 what the fuck are you banging on about you thick fucking cunt?
	what the fuck are you banging on about you thick fucking cunt?  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42,
	
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	 JE SUIS DOLMADES!
	JE SUIS DOLMADES!
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:07,
	
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	 Mezzanine's a good album like.
	Mezzanine's a good album like.
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:12,
	
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	 I went to see them at Shepard's Bush.
	I went to see them at Shepard's Bush.
 	When they played Angel, just as they got to the "Loveyouloveyouloveyouloveyou" drop, some prick with four pints and a skinhead pushed between me and my mate shouting "SORRY LADS MIND IF I GET THROUGH?!".
It was the opposite of The Magic Gig Moment.
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:19,
	
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	 I saw them in Cardiff and some prick in a Vans tshirt fuckin' stank
	I saw them in Cardiff and some prick in a Vans tshirt fuckin' stank
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:24,
	
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	 ... but at least you thus had room to dance.
	... but at least you thus had room to dance.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:25,
	
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	 hi
	hi
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 9:54,
	
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	 word up, windlebury piggleton the third
	word up, windlebury piggleton the third
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:03,
	
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	 Marnin'
	Marnin'
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:01,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:11,
	
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	 Hello.
	Hello. 
 	I'm glad to see everyone has approached Monday morning in good spirits.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:12,
	
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	 imma get dressed in a bit and see what glories the world holds
	imma get dressed in a bit and see what glories the world holds
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:13,
	
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	 I am clad only in a dressing gown
	I am clad only in a dressing gown
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:13,
	
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	 How do your work colleagues feel about this?
	How do your work colleagues feel about this? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:14,
	
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	 dunno, they're in Leeds
	dunno, they're in Leeds
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:14,
	
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	 They probably wouldn't be too bothered then
	They probably wouldn't be too bothered then
 	As long as you're wearing hair rollers and ankle high sheepskin slippers too.
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:16,
	
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	 cor!
	cor!
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:17,
	
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	 things just got SEXY
	things just got SEXY
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:16,
	
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	 it's black and fluffy
	it's black and fluffy
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:16,
	
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	 Grace's replacement?
	Grace's replacement? 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:17,
	
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	 the cat?
	the cat?
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:19,
	
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	 I wouldn't put a cat up your arse without declawing it first.
	I wouldn't put a cat up your arse without declawing it first. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:20,
	
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	 ^vanilla
	^vanilla
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:33,
	
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	 raspberry ripple
	raspberry ripple
 	
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old man river possible lesbian, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:35,
	
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	 milk milk lemonade
	milk milk lemonade
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:40,
	
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	 'Round the corner your mum's showing off her fanny for 5p a shot.
	'Round the corner your mum's showing off her fanny for 5p a shot.
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42,
	
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	 That's deflation for you.
	That's deflation for you.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:43,
	
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 	deflation degradation
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:03,
	
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	 This is well rubbish you bunch of spastics.
	This is well rubbish you bunch of spastics.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:41,
	
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	 ^ upset
	^ upset
 	
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 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob
 Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42,
	
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	 Yes I am, it's a perpetual state for me.
	Yes I am, it's a perpetual state for me.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:44,
	
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	 Classic 'Owen'
	Classic 'Owen'
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:44,
	
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	 I blame old beef curtain.
	I blame old beef curtain.  
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:42,
	
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	 I blame the moslems
	I blame the moslems
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:44,
	
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	 ^firebomb this please
	^firebomb this please
 	
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:48,
	
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	 Je t'aime Charlie
	Je t'aime Charlie
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:51,
	
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	 Da fuq is this shit?
	Da fuq is this shit?
 	You bunch of fannies
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 10:54,
	
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	 It's mostly rory talking to himself.
	It's mostly rory talking to himself.
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:06,
	
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	 Really? I heard he was in a coma or summat
	Really? I heard he was in a coma or summat
 	
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:08,
	
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	 They gave him his headdobber back as part of his therapy.
	They gave him his headdobber back as part of his therapy. 
 	
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 Muns
 Muns, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:12,
	
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	 Sounds like some Lawnmower Man type shit if he's posting from a coma
	Sounds like some Lawnmower Man type shit if he's posting from a coma
 	He's in the sytem man! Just like how ghost shark can go anywhere there's water! Don't drink the water or ghost shark'll split you in two!!
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Captain Give-A-Fuck #internetpals4eva, Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:27,
	
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	 I was but I got better, lol!
	I was but I got better, lol!
 	
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 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics.
 Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 12 Jan 2015, 11:13,
	
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