chocolate fingers. whole box in one mouthful.
Alt: I watched the Princess Diaries on the weekend while so hhungover I couldn't move. It was alright, let down by its soundtrack in the most part. And the acting. And the story. And the script. Actually, it was terrible, but part of me really enjoyed it. Maybe I'm queer. Or a 14 year old girl.

Alt: facking lav a bit of beetroot
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:43, 3 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

geordiejay knows all about chocolate fingers

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:44, Reply)

you know all about pthc

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:46, Reply)

pretending to hate coons?
There's no pretence involved m8.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:51, Reply)

Chocolate fingers and enjoying films aimed at thirteen year old girls = Gay.
It also suggests that you're a taker.
( Muns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:48, Reply)

I'm OK with that.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

I think we're all ok with this news

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)

It was the part of you that wants to put your winky in Anne Hathaway.
Happy to help.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:50, Reply)

so his winky basically.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:54, Reply)

probably.
How's life "in the gutter"
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 14 Jan 2015, 12:55, Reply)

It's great. All these people drop their Ts and Hs and talk about Eastenders!

( Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:03, Reply)

What was the change in job?
I think I missed it
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:13, Reply)

Street walker
to brothel based
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:17, Reply)

He's no Dimitri Szarzewski.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:20, Reply)

Moved to an audio visual company.
Started on the 5th.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

Good stuff.
Despite slagging them off are you enjoying it?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:22, Reply)

Yeah, so far!
I actually am quite tragically excited by all the uniform and safety gear I'll be getting.
( Kroney, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:24, Reply)

Proper man stuff.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:34, Reply)

Uniforms are for underlings
sorry to be the bearer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 14 Jan 2015, 13:59, Reply)