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Almost train/payday cans o'clock!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:01, 259 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)

is that your real mum?

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:00, Reply)

Best day ever etc etc

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)

Brizzle City 4\6 favourite for the cup :)

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)

guess who cares?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

Jeff cares, and he fucks dogs

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)

I'm on a train right now!!!! No cans but I have some codeine for my toothache and a chicken ciabatta

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)

Get a can.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)

Too late I'm already home.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:27, Reply)

Well put your coat on, and go to the offy.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)

Nope.
Im praying for the 5pm finish though
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)

alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)

Do you have a train can?

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)

I'm not on the train Jeff, although we have cans. Can I pretend?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Choo-Choo!!

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)

nah I'm going for a lonely solo pint after work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)

Invite Mrs Dozer.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

she doesn't work in Leeds m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)

~~work in Leeds~~

exist
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)

she exists m8, unlike your hairline

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)

Oooh. sick burn.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)

dozer's just jealous
his follicles have been fleeing his shiny sweaty scalp since 1996
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)

As if he eXists.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)

nah bbz, I have most of mine intact yeah

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)

we've all seen the pics, slaps

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)

I have it as my desktop.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)

the pics where I'm wearing a hat.
On my head.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)

I've got to drive to collect my son, am I allowed to have a can on the way?

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)

Hell yeah!
Can/driving cans are the best.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)

Might roll a joint for the journey and all

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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)

Two are fine driving.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)

If he dies in a car crash as a result, just tell the police you were only trying to toughen him up.

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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)

i've got to go via gap and hamleys
gash
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)

Noncing supplies^

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)

What cans do you indulge in?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)

Actually, I'm off to the pub for an hour or two,
Might go to the bookies on the way.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:38, Reply)

I think there's a tier list for cans
Top tier: Kronenberg guiness Heineken small ones
Mid tier: Stella, grolsch, boddingtons
Low tier: Strongbow, fruity ciders/Perry's. Carlsberg
Shit tier: Fosters, special brew warm carling
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)

Canned Guiness is wank.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)

I don't mind it if you've got a glass to pour it into.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)

If chilled, Spesh is a nice drink.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Fucking Ready Brek for tramps.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)

Your point being? It ain't no White Ace.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)

20/20

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)

I've had maybe one sip in my life and it tasted like shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)

Sorry. That was actually a can of liquid shit.

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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:50, Reply)

Nothing wrong with a bit of spesh, its a strong lager, it tastes like all other strong lagers.
some people can't handle that
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Glovington, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

Kronenbourg?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)

when has chomp ever had anything right?

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)

it was funny when he said that Lighty should put his bonus in a cash ISA

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)

oh, how we laughed

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Dozer is quite the comic tbh.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:00, Reply)

it was pretty funny stuff actually

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

I liked it that time when he wanted another financial crisis so he could get a mortgage.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

Amsterdam Maximator
The Charles Bronson of extra-strength lagers.
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.Yeti. El amor en los tiempos del cólera, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)

I have 6 cans of finest Heineken. the small ones so I can pretend to be a giant.
I'm also already Home. And naked.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)

Nude cans, the best sort.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)

indeed.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)

Ah, small cans.
Or 'Beadle Booze' as it is sometimes known.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)

ha.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)

"The coc that I ordered was what I needed it all goes into my fridge I can have one when I want."

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)

My wages are a month overdue
but I get paid tonight!! yaaaaaay (alledgedly)
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Glovington, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)

I shall be having some prosecco and some Wild Turkey bourbon.

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)

None. None more gay.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:18, Reply)

she says

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)

Hottie from Death in Paradise is leaving the series,
good job they've got a secondary hottie lined up for the last few weeks to take her place.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)

are you gonna just talk about boring stuff you've seen on TV or read on reddit, because if that's your thing now I might put you on 2.0

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)

Let me help you with that you moany arsehole.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)

*throws popcorn*

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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)

you stroppy fucking maryqueen

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)

Oh look when she's main hottie she has her hair down and is much more attractive.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:41, Reply)

Chomp just put me on 2.0
He's a hell of a guy.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:45, Reply)

lucky you
I'm nearly at my local!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:47, Reply)

I've put some clothes on and moved to the sofa.
It's comfy and warm and I'm happy here.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)

it's a bit LOL
and internet upset
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)

he used to be alright before his flounce, but he seems to have returned as the dullest person ever.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:50, Reply)

he was pretty dull pre-flounce though

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)

yeah, but not full on dull.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)

I disagree

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)

that's fine. with him back at least you're not the worst one here.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)

I'm glad I'm not that spot anymore.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)

yeah, with chomp, dozer and baggenfock around you're like 4th from bottom.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)

\0/

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

stupid tiny baby budgie flew up to the highest bookshelf this morning
i had to climb up to retrieve him.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)

Bobby has been everywhere, he is the budgie with no fear!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)

poor rocky
i suspect ripping him away from his parents, stuffing him in a box, then putting him in a strange room has probably terrified him a bit. he'll come round. glad you are keeping one, but what will you do if jimmy and jenny have another brood?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)

No idea. Theyre showing no signs of intimacy at the mo. She shouts at him all the time :((

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

let's just hope he flounces again

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rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:59, Reply)

'returned as'?

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)

YOU DIDST THREETIN EM WITH THE IGNORORING FUNCTIONST FEEEERRRSSSSTTTTTT
THERES NO POINT CRYING ABOUT IT NOW YOU BIG CRYBABY
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:07, Reply)

I was only joking

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)

ACTUALLY IT OK NOW THE WHOLE SPATS DISAPPEARED TO THE DELETE FUNCTION ON THE BEETA WEBSITE
ITS ALL OK EVERYONE
(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)

he deleted it?
What a chode
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)

& ODIOUS (RIP BLAIREAU69)

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

whatever happened to blaireau? he was quite brilliantly shit

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)

HE FUCKED OFF CITING VARIOUS INTERNET AND REAL LIFE VICTORIOUS VANQUISHINGS BUT HIS EVERYDAY SUPERIMPORTANCE MEANT HE COULDN'T POST WITH HIS ONLINE CHUMS ANYMORE

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:18, Reply)

a terrible loss
:(
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

YESSS!!
I've submitted my tax return with a (full) 30 hours to go.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)

Well done.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)

windy is really sorry and hopes you have a long and fulfilling life

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)

Meh, I'll live without the "you are dull, be more interesting or so help me I'll put you on ignore and you'll miss out on all scafolding stories" prick for a week.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)

you are pretty dull though

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)

"let he who is without dullness cast the first stone"

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)

So what, saying something is dull is duller than the thing is dull.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)

Oh man, that's a zinger and a half there.

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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)

What are you on about, it's not meant to be a zinger it's just part of a conversation.
You don't have to use every post on this website as some sort of "zinger attack" or "upset- defense" to find your place in the spastic hierarchy.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)

Finally some sense on this board of tragedy

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)

Stop making people cry.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)

no ... saying dull things about dull stuff is dull

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)

That's what I said.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)

coward
I'm not even looking for my statements until I'm half cut tomorrow arvo
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

I'm not going to do one at all.
Can you tell chomp I'm really sorry and I hope he kills himself?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)

communist

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)

he seems somewhat upset about the whole thing

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)

he'll take me off ignore in a few days and then not really talk to me.

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)

Yay, just been docs, payday Opiates. #nyom #nyom #nyom.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)

IVE PAID MY (FULL) COMPUTATION RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE SUCK ON THAT FAT BOY

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)

THIS IS NOW IN THE (WRONG) PLACE

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)

you (dopper)

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)

THATS UP TO (DATE) DOPPER TO YOU

(Mr Udagawa, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)

oh god i'm so confused oh god here we go - I can't take this.

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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)

Steak and a fine prosecco tonight
Got a case from an appreciative customer today!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)

a whole case of steak?
wowzers
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:35, Reply)

top stek

(PsychoChomp, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:37, Reply)

or, obviously
prosecco tonight, happy customer!
(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)

^^And the winner is^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:47, Reply)

applause

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:54, Reply)

^turning japanese

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)

you really think so?

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:37, Reply)

t

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:45, Reply)

I once got pubic lice from an appreciative customer
Lets be careful out there.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:02, Reply)

good evening

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:58, Reply)

\o/ Sundays Mutton is now seasoned and marinating in the fridge
I thought I would see if marinade works better for two days instead of the 12-24 hours I normally give it.

I feel I can now open a well deserved train/payday/mutton seasoned can
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)

I really don't like lamb
I don't care how it's cooked, or how it's presented. I just don't like it.

HTH.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)

S'alright you wasn't invited anyway

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:34, Reply)

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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)

good choice

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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)

same words I use to describe my piss

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:46, Reply)

you could probably empty your catheter into the bottle an hour after drinking this and it would look and taste exactly the same
not a good idea to do too many circuits though
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:48, Reply)

It is certainly worth trying it out

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:50, Reply)

Pizza time, laterz

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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:00, Reply)

fuck off and design a kitchen you adulterous fucknose.

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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:01, Reply)

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