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Almost train/payday cans o'clock!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:01, 259 replies, latest was 10 years ago)


(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:03, Reply)
is that your real mum?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:00, Reply)
Best day ever etc etc

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:07, Reply)
Brizzle City 4\6 favourite for the cup :)

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:08, Reply)
guess who cares?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
Jeff cares, and he fucks dogs

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:51, Reply)
I'm on a train right now!!!! No cans but I have some codeine for my toothache and a chicken ciabatta

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:12, Reply)
Get a can.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:13, Reply)
Too late I'm already home.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Well put your coat on, and go to the offy.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:31, Reply)
Nope.
Im praying for the 5pm finish though
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:18, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:28, Reply)
Do you have a train can?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:32, Reply)
I'm not on the train Jeff, although we have cans. Can I pretend?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Choo-Choo!!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
\0/

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
nah I'm going for a lonely solo pint after work

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Invite Mrs Dozer.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)
she doesn't work in Leeds m8

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:41, Reply)

work in Leeds


exist
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:43, Reply)
she exists m8, unlike your hairline

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:52, Reply)
Oooh. sick burn.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)
dozer's just jealous
his follicles have been fleeing his shiny sweaty scalp since 1996
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:12, Reply)
As if he eXists.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:17, Reply)
nah bbz, I have most of mine intact yeah

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:19, Reply)
we've all seen the pics, slaps

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:22, Reply)
I have it as my desktop.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:26, Reply)
the pics where I'm wearing a hat.
On my head.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:32, Reply)
I've got to drive to collect my son, am I allowed to have a can on the way?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:33, Reply)
Hell yeah!
Can/driving cans are the best.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
Might roll a joint for the journey and all

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Two are fine driving.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
If he dies in a car crash as a result, just tell the police you were only trying to toughen him up.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:37, Reply)
i've got to go via gap and hamleys
gash
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:35, Reply)
Noncing supplies^

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
What cans do you indulge in?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:36, Reply)
Actually, I'm off to the pub for an hour or two,
Might go to the bookies on the way.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:38, Reply)
I think there's a tier list for cans
Top tier: Kronenberg guiness Heineken small ones
Mid tier: Stella, grolsch, boddingtons
Low tier: Strongbow, fruity ciders/Perry's. Carlsberg
Shit tier: Fosters, special brew warm carling
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:42, Reply)
Canned Guiness is wank.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:44, Reply)
I don't mind it if you've got a glass to pour it into.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:45, Reply)
If chilled, Spesh is a nice drink.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)
Fucking Ready Brek for tramps.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:47, Reply)
Your point being? It ain't no White Ace.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:48, Reply)
20/20

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:10, Reply)
I've had maybe one sip in my life and it tasted like shit.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:49, Reply)
Sorry. That was actually a can of liquid shit.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:50, Reply)
Nothing wrong with a bit of spesh, its a strong lager, it tastes like all other strong lagers.
some people can't handle that
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)
Kronenbourg?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
when has chomp ever had anything right?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
it was funny when he said that Lighty should put his bonus in a cash ISA

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:54, Reply)
oh, how we laughed

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Dozer is quite the comic tbh.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:00, Reply)
it was pretty funny stuff actually

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)
I liked it that time when he wanted another financial crisis so he could get a mortgage.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)
Amsterdam Maximator
The Charles Bronson of extra-strength lagers.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)
I have 6 cans of finest Heineken. the small ones so I can pretend to be a giant.
I'm also already Home. And naked.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:53, Reply)
Nude cans, the best sort.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:55, Reply)
indeed.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)
Ah, small cans.
Or 'Beadle Booze' as it is sometimes known.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:56, Reply)
ha.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 16:57, Reply)
"The coc that I ordered was what I needed it all goes into my fridge I can have one when I want."

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:01, Reply)
My wages are a month overdue
but I get paid tonight!! yaaaaaay (alledgedly)
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:04, Reply)
I shall be having some prosecco and some Wild Turkey bourbon.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:09, Reply)
None. None more gay.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:18, Reply)
she says

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:20, Reply)
Hottie from Death in Paradise is leaving the series,
good job they've got a secondary hottie lined up for the last few weeks to take her place.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:33, Reply)
are you gonna just talk about boring stuff you've seen on TV or read on reddit, because if that's your thing now I might put you on 2.0

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:40, Reply)
Let me help you with that you moany arsehole.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:42, Reply)
*throws popcorn*

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:44, Reply)
you stroppy fucking maryqueen

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
Oh look when she's main hottie she has her hair down and is much more attractive.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:41, Reply)
Chomp just put me on 2.0
He's a hell of a guy.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:45, Reply)
lucky you
I'm nearly at my local!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:47, Reply)
I've put some clothes on and moved to the sofa.
It's comfy and warm and I'm happy here.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:48, Reply)
it's a bit LOL
and internet upset
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:49, Reply)
he used to be alright before his flounce, but he seems to have returned as the dullest person ever.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:50, Reply)
he was pretty dull pre-flounce though

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:52, Reply)
yeah, but not full on dull.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:53, Reply)
I disagree

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:54, Reply)
that's fine. with him back at least you're not the worst one here.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:55, Reply)
I'm glad I'm not that spot anymore.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:56, Reply)
yeah, with chomp, dozer and baggenfock around you're like 4th from bottom.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)
\0/

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)
stupid tiny baby budgie flew up to the highest bookshelf this morning
i had to climb up to retrieve him.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:01, Reply)
Bobby has been everywhere, he is the budgie with no fear!

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:02, Reply)
poor rocky
i suspect ripping him away from his parents, stuffing him in a box, then putting him in a strange room has probably terrified him a bit. he'll come round. glad you are keeping one, but what will you do if jimmy and jenny have another brood?!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
No idea. Theyre showing no signs of intimacy at the mo. She shouts at him all the time :((

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
let's just hope he flounces again

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 17:59, Reply)
'returned as'?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:39, Reply)
YOU DIDST THREETIN EM WITH THE IGNORORING FUNCTIONST FEEEERRRSSSSTTTTTT
THERES NO POINT CRYING ABOUT IT NOW YOU BIG CRYBABY
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:07, Reply)
I was only joking

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:10, Reply)
ACTUALLY IT OK NOW THE WHOLE SPATS DISAPPEARED TO THE DELETE FUNCTION ON THE BEETA WEBSITE
ITS ALL OK EVERYONE
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)
he deleted it?
What a chode
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)
& ODIOUS (RIP BLAIREAU69)

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
whatever happened to blaireau? he was quite brilliantly shit

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
HE FUCKED OFF CITING VARIOUS INTERNET AND REAL LIFE VICTORIOUS VANQUISHINGS BUT HIS EVERYDAY SUPERIMPORTANCE MEANT HE COULDN'T POST WITH HIS ONLINE CHUMS ANYMORE

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:18, Reply)
a terrible loss
:(
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)
YESSS!!
I've submitted my tax return with a (full) 30 hours to go.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:09, Reply)
Well done.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)
windy is really sorry and hopes you have a long and fulfilling life

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)
Meh, I'll live without the "you are dull, be more interesting or so help me I'll put you on ignore and you'll miss out on all scafolding stories" prick for a week.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:28, Reply)
you are pretty dull though

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:29, Reply)
"let he who is without dullness cast the first stone"

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)
So what, saying something is dull is duller than the thing is dull.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:31, Reply)
Oh man, that's a zinger and a half there.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:43, Reply)
What are you on about, it's not meant to be a zinger it's just part of a conversation.
You don't have to use every post on this website as some sort of "zinger attack" or "upset- defense" to find your place in the spastic hierarchy.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:52, Reply)
Finally some sense on this board of tragedy

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:08, Reply)
Stop making people cry.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:53, Reply)
no ... saying dull things about dull stuff is dull

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:59, Reply)
That's what I said.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:03, Reply)
coward
I'm not even looking for my statements until I'm half cut tomorrow arvo
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
I'm not going to do one at all.
Can you tell chomp I'm really sorry and I hope he kills himself?
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:16, Reply)
communist

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:19, Reply)
he seems somewhat upset about the whole thing

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:55, Reply)
he'll take me off ignore in a few days and then not really talk to me.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)
Yay, just been docs, payday Opiates. #nyom #nyom #nyom.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:11, Reply)
IVE PAID MY (FULL) COMPUTATION RIGHT THIS VERY MINUTE SUCK ON THAT FAT BOY

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:12, Reply)
THIS IS NOW IN THE (WRONG) PLACE

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:13, Reply)
you (dopper)

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:14, Reply)
THATS UP TO (DATE) DOPPER TO YOU

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:15, Reply)
oh god i'm so confused oh god here we go - I can't take this.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:25, Reply)
Steak and a fine prosecco tonight
Got a case from an appreciative customer today!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:26, Reply)
a whole case of steak?
wowzers
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:35, Reply)
top stek

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:37, Reply)
or, obviously
prosecco tonight, happy customer!
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:38, Reply)
^^And the winner is^^

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:47, Reply)
applause

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:54, Reply)
^turning japanese

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:27, Reply)
you really think so?

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:37, Reply)
t

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:45, Reply)
I once got pubic lice from an appreciative customer
Lets be careful out there.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:02, Reply)
good evening

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 18:58, Reply)
\o/ Sundays Mutton is now seasoned and marinating in the fridge
I thought I would see if marinade works better for two days instead of the 12-24 hours I normally give it.

I feel I can now open a well deserved train/payday/mutton seasoned can
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:14, Reply)
I really don't like lamb
I don't care how it's cooked, or how it's presented. I just don't like it.

HTH.
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:28, Reply)
S'alright you wasn't invited anyway

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:34, Reply)


(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:43, Reply)
good choice

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:45, Reply)
same words I use to describe my piss

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:46, Reply)
you could probably empty your catheter into the bottle an hour after drinking this and it would look and taste exactly the same
not a good idea to do too many circuits though
(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:48, Reply)
It is certainly worth trying it out

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 19:50, Reply)
Pizza time, laterz

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:00, Reply)
fuck off and design a kitchen you adulterous fucknose.

(, Fri 30 Jan 2015, 20:01, Reply)

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