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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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what, really, nothing for this?
What are you all doing that is refraining you from posting on a topical comedy website?
alt. lunch? im having peppered mackerel salad with balsamic vinegar dressing
altalt. madonna at the Grammys?! GRANNYS more like!!
What's your favourite live performance?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:36, 174 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Work
alt: Food
altalt: I'm starting to doubt your credentials as a gay.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:38, Reply)
A proper reply to the altalt
I've been spoilt, and have seen a lot of absolutely fantastic performances. My favourite has to be when the plug was pulled on Springsteen and McCartney though, because that was incredibly funny.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:44, Reply)
Why is McCartney 'relevant' again?
How come if an old female artist collaborates with young stars she is desperate, yet if Macca does it, he's a legend?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
All of his stuff since the frog chorus has been shit.
He's clinging to the beatles legacy and will continue to do so until he dies, when he won't be remembered for anything after his work with wings.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
To be fair, it is quite a legacy.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
Yes.
If it was anyone else though, their legacy would've been trashed by the shit that he's released since.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
Oh come on, Temporary Secretary is BRILLIANT
youtu.be/ehqKpPmVcK4
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
I won't deny that there are a few gems
the majority is shit though.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:20, Reply)
I sang the Frog chorus with the school choir as a kid at Eldon Square shopping centre
Linda Lusardi was there, dressed as a fairy princess and she gave me a kiss.
My dad was well jel.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
No you didn't.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:03, Reply)
I really did. it was for some charity thing.
It had a frog with a purple cap on for its logo, hence the frog some being sung.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
THE SONG IS CALLED WE ALL STAND TOGETHER GOD YOUR THICK SOMETIMES

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
Calm down, Linda McCartney

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:15, Reply)
The day Linda died..
...Paul broke the news to the kids like this: 'well, it's good news and bad news I'm afraid. Bad news is, your mum's dead, good news is it's steak for tea tonight'.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:20, Reply)
Lies on the Internet again.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)

as a kid at Eldon Square shopping centre
Linda Lusardi was there and she gave me a kiss.
My dad was well jel.
(I helped save b3ta! Muns, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
nice work.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Because inequality and sexism.
Or it might be because he's Paul McCartney, you know off of the Beatles, and she's just some dancer who got her tits out a bit over the years.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:53, Reply)
I'm looking at new cars and other life essentials on the Internet and counting how much money I have, and a bit of work in between.
Alt: roast beef and rocket sandwiches, mini cheddars.
Altalt: dunno

Cheers
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:41, Reply)
Car chat!
What are you thinking of buying?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:46, Reply)
He should get a red one, they're the fastest.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:47, Reply)
I'm all about safety so yellow is a contender

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
YELLOW CAR!
*punches in arm*
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
^Milky Gay

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Makes note.
*buy red*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
Not sure yet. Maybe an Audi of some sort. I can't get that excited about it Jeff, sometimes I wonder if I'm a bit bent.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
Get a TT
And a second job as a hair dresser.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:49, Reply)
She's already got a hairdressers car

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
She could be the Toni to your Guy.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Might have a look at a Vidal Saloon

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
Get one from the Irish car dealer
Tim O'Tay.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:54, Reply)
Maybe a big car, so I can be head and shoulders above the other traffic.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
You should do.
Because you're worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
4LOREAL

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:58, Reply)
^will probably buy on Impulse

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
I didn't think you were a complete wanker though

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:54, Reply)
I don't get this

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:54, Reply)
I hope you are better than an Audi driver.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
Like every other man I am the best driver on the road.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
^Parks like a girl

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Nothing really.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:47, Reply)
matters, love is all we need.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:50, Reply)
Morricone last week was right up there.
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds in Brighton was one of the best dirty rock n' roll gigs I've ever seen.

Lee Scratch Perry at Hackney Ocean was bloody superb.

New Model Army just seem to be getting better and better and better.

Was very disappointed with Toots & The Maytals in Brighton a couple of years ago, although saw the lovely sight of an entire family getting down to them - grandchildren of about 7 or 8, through mum & dad and grandma & grandpa. That was cool.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:48, Reply)
best gigs
Beastie Boys
Slint
Public Enemy
Rage Against the Machine
Spiritualized

Get fucked you porky homo fuckwit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
I have seen three of those bands and they were 'alright'

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:55, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)
alright

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:59, Reply)
alright

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
I said performance, not gig.
You dull, repetitive, pierced prick.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
in that case, either King Lear or Streetcar.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:03, Reply)
he wants you so bad
you've got to feel sorry for "mrs dozer". not only is she imaginary, but her "boyfriend" has very poorly suppressed bendencies
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
He's obsessed with me.
It's so playground though.
To quote the Spice Girls (gay)
I want a man, not a boy who thinks he can.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
i think he's hoping you can teach him
he wants to know what love is... and he wants you to show him...
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)
the fact you're quoting the spice girls just shows what a tragic old queen you really are

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:07, Reply)
I embrace my ability to like many things and not just keep myself in a pitiful closed box.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
oh dear
You really are lowbrow tabloid scum, aren't you?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Nope.
YOU really are an elitist snob though.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:13, Reply)
you don't know what you're talking about, you council pleb

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)
I'm researching hotels near Theme Parks for April and Camden in June
and various Disney research such as where in Orlando does any of those Man vs Food challenges. I've found a decent looking hot wing one where you get a t-shirt if you eat 10 in 4 minutes.

Alt: Soup
Altalt: Dunno. I was under the impression that Willie Nelson was dead until last night though. /unrelatedtangent
Me doing 'True' by Spandau Ballet at karaoke back in '98 for teaching me the true meaning of mortified embarrassment. I'll never reach such heights again.
(I helped save b3ta! Bill Clay a.k.a. Claudio, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:52, Reply)
I mooched about the river a bit but it didn't really quell my seaside urges.
Best gigs are prolly still the same as they were three or four days ago when this question was last asked.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:56, Reply)
You might've been to more, better ones since then

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 13:57, Reply)
I've got the week off. Might take the dog up to the balmy East Coast one day.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)
Totally going to have a really expensive ice cream on Southwold pier just to spite YOU.
The ice cream'll probably have some really poncey flavour like 'organic tutti frutti with granola' or sutin as well.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:00, Reply)

to nasty euphemism alert
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:03, Reply)
HA!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)
You're in Cambridge, aren't you?
I have two top notch gig recommendations for next week for you, if you're interested.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
Fine. Be like that then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
he's too busy watching 2 men have sex
in better news, i got meatsnake poster to embrace a vegetarian lifestyle last night! lentil bol and wholewheat pasta ftw. he'll never eat meat again.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:25, Reply)
I'm not sure that one meal equates to a lifestyle.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
"he'll never eat meat again"
can't you read??
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:27, Reply)
I tend not to read everything properly, no.
I'm still doubtful of the veracity of this claim though.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:31, Reply)
do you see him denying it?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:41, Reply)
The only thing I saw him deny was the holocaust and then Monty convinced him that it was every bit as brutal as they said it was and then they both lolled and then he shut up.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)
We had a quorn chili too, I liked that.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:28, Reply)
boyce has promised us his famous chilli with quorn, i need to liaise with the oaf

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:30, Reply)
I made an enormous vat of chilli last night
with proper meat in
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
I was surprised how meat like the quorn was. I tried a veggie sausage but that was rank.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:41, Reply)
Ah, but vegetarians shouldn't be allowed to eat anything that is a bit like meat.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:45, Reply)
It's okay man, I'm not vegetarian.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:47, Reply)
I know.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:48, Reply)
hello
I had a nap. Sorry. Exciting times here.

I would be delighted to hear your gig recommendations. Thank you.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
Both at somewhere called CB2, which I guess means something to you...
Monday - Richard Dawson - I cannot recommend this chap enough, he is amazing.
Wednesday - Cath & Phil Tyler - Anglo-American folky goodness.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
GMoS recommended Dawson to me too. That's on the list.
Folky couples make me kinda pukey. Dunno why. Repressed abuse memories or something.
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:59, Reply)
Fair enough, thought that one might not be your bag, but I like 'em.
GMoS seems like a decent chap who knows his onions.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)
+ BUM LOLOLOLOL

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:03, Reply)
It might sound like damnation of the faintest praise, by GMoS is b3ta's sexiest ever poster.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)
I reckon it was that couple supporting Lucy Ward what did it.
You know, the ones who played a guitar and mandolin cover of 'There Is A Light That Never goes Out' and the song wot they wrote that was inspired by 'Twilight'?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)
Jesus.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
This was A Thing that happened.
Even the normally unfailingly lovely headliner was floored by how truly dreadful they were. She quite often invites her support act up to do an encore or two with her. Didn't happen this time.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:13, Reply)
you fuck
I'd almost banished that from my memory
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:49, Reply)
Fine. Be like that then.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
Soz, fell asleep at my desk.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)
I'm on support this week and since everyone here is an idiot except me...
Alt: Gammon, egg and potato wedges. yum.
altalt: Still would. With the lights off, though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:01, Reply)
I thought she looked great last night.
I mean that's face full of make up and everything is pulled in tight, but still.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
I'd defintely do Madonna with the lights on.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
^altalt is Lighty talking about his girlfriend.
*hopes I haven't let the cat out of the bag by telling the board you have a Doris*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
He has?!
Not like this lot to keep quiet when they get laid.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)
I think that ship has sailed.

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
i just had a real dirty craving for a subway, haven't had one in years
so i got me a toasted italian herb and cheese sub with cheese, all the salad veg except those tomato cunts, extra jalapenos and southwest chipotle sauce.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:02, Reply)
Skank

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:03, Reply)
don't worry
i went to posh apostrophe next door and got a stupidly expensive chocolate caramel slice to even things out.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
Did you get me one?

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)
no
you don't like chocolate caramel slices
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
:'-(

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:12, Reply)
Not much veggie choice there really is there?
Still, better than a ten quid salad.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:04, Reply)
i wanted falafel
but the queue was longer than the queue to smack dozer's face
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
ouroboros

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Do-doo do-do-do

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Couldn't you just get up ten minutes earlier and make some fucking sandwiches?
Or, you know, not be such a faddy picky eater?
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:09, Reply)
fuck that nasty shit

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:11, Reply)
I like it when the board pikeys get upset at you buying lunch everyday instead of taking a Tupperware box full of leftovers fit for a gypsy dog.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:24, Reply)
Should mix it up a bit.
Get some gyppo dog leftovers, put them in a tenners worth of tupperware and then bin the tupperware after eating.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:32, Reply)
That's what I have most days.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:46, Reply)
Oh come on, with all that overpriced shit she eats she's basically Gonz with normal sized arms, reasonable personal hygienic and a fanny.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:33, Reply)
Whats up with Gonzarm?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Makes him sound like a T-Rex

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
*crashes mini*
The girl out of the Levi ad with 20th Century boy on was fucking amazing
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1998762
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
hahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:39, Reply)
Christ, you really do remember everything said on here don't you?
have you got a spreadsheet, like Rory?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:48, Reply)
Oh man, it's almost like I could put the words 'gonz' and 'arms' into the search thingy or sutin.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
Don't baffle him with your techno-jargon

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:51, Reply)
You remembered saying that in 2013 on here, you referenced your own "work"
You must have been so proud.

I can't remember what I said on here last week.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
I'm pretty sure you said something about cock.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:58, Reply)
It's almost like I've teased Gonz about his short arms frequently in the past or sutin.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:59, Reply)
Don't really pay much attention to you tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:07, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2461447
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:12, Reply)
*sounds hypocrisy klaxon*

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)
'Overpriced' is the bit that amuses me most I think, i suppose it is if you're a bit povvo. It's all relative.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
#incestlunch

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
a game the whole family can eat

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
Sponsored by Colmans*






*Note for pasty shut-ins and non-followers of East Anglian sport: Colman's used to sponsor Norwich city and people often humorously refer to Norfolk as being rather inbred.
(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:19, Reply)
I like it when you white knight Bimbo McFoodwrong

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
like when you delete references to pikey a la nithead, you mean?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
English, love. Give it a go.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:44, Reply)
Go easy, she's a vegetablist. Her brain's being starved of nutrients.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
These fat shut ins moan about anything to make their own morose lives more worth while.
doesn't work for them though, so even their internet tirades become monotonous and tiresome.

#LifeFail
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)
ouch.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
Only on /OT could spending a tenner on a salad, be classed as success.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:52, Reply)
A whole £10! Imagine the riches!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
I've got 10 pounds in my wallet RIGHT NOW!

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Hey! Don't waste an large sum of money like that on food you like! Buy a meal deal for £3 instead!!! Or make sandwiches!!!
EVEN CHEAPSK8R!!!
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:58, Reply)
I actually do make my own sandwiches, but that's cos I'm saving up for your valentines present.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:16, Reply)
So do I!!! It's almost as if not everything I write on here is trooooo!!! I'm not saving up for that shit though.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:17, Reply)
i hope its a cool zip up leather drugs bracelet!!!

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:18, Reply)
You could nearly get a Nando's AND a drink for that!

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)
SHE'S VEGETARIAN YOU NITWIT THEY DON'T EVEN CELEBRATE CHICKEN £10 SALADS ARE THE ONLY OPTION

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:02, Reply)
who classes buying a salad as a success?
I must have missed the fanfare, ripples of applause and front paging of it.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:56, Reply)
keyword:
IPSWICH
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:59, Reply)
Is the next answer in this game 'ROMFORD'?

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)
^ More of FRUIT salad fan

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:01, Reply)
How very dare you!

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:08, Reply)
Do you prefer 6 or 12 inches?
#Woofter
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:05, Reply)
depends how hungry I am...

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:06, Reply)
Woah, this looks good
Straight Outta Compton - Red Band Trailer

Not out until August though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:10, Reply)
I saw "introduction by Dr Dre and Ice Cube" and voted myself out.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:14, Reply)
bitchez and money yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:17, Reply)
wigga

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:23, Reply)
yeah, it really does.
I said thus morning that the black and white intro bit was what they were filming when suge knight turned up and then killed that guy.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:36, Reply)
this is like sooooo four hours ago

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:38, Reply)
Fucking work getting in the way again
Lunch was some out of date hummous with peppers and a bag of chicken crisps

Favourite live performance I've been at was probably RATM at Leeds festival years ago. The crowd was going fucking apeshit for the entire time. Favourite performance I've seen was Pearl Jam Unplugged.
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:35, Reply)
chicken crisps are definitely the worst of the crisps

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:42, Reply)
I'd bought a 6 pack of crisps and two of them were chicken

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:49, Reply)
what's with the povvo lunch?

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:43, Reply)
Not had the chance to get to the shops yet!
Fridge emptying lunch
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:48, Reply)
Why do you keep crisps in the fridge?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:50, Reply)
durrr
To keep them cold
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:50, Reply)
he fancied some chilli chicken instead.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:54, Reply)
hahahaha, top work.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
you awful awful person

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 14:57, Reply)
well i clicked

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:00, Reply)
For fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:02, Reply)
You snooze, you lose, bro.

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:09, Reply)
Someone start a new thread for fuck's sake.

(I helped save b3ta! Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 9 Feb 2015, 15:15, Reply)

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