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love in an elivator,Living it up while you're going down!
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:27,
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someone on the train today was eating a bananaslapping and slopping with every chew and making nyom nyom nyom noises the repellant fuck. then he ate a packet of crisps. prawn cocktail. i hope today improves
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Don't be silly.They won't allow him on a train with a car.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:57,
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Oh yeah, there is that train(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:12,
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I dunno, I feel as though I've let everyone down by not insisting that you are wrong and then having a protracted argument about it.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:24,
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this place would be dead on its arse without people having protracted arguments about unimportant things that they don't care about(, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:26, Reply)
I took my car on a boat.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:50,
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I shared a tram oncewith a guy who slurped a mouthful from his Coke can and gargled with it noisily every ten seconds or so. The entire carriage was laughing at him and he appeared completely oblivious to it.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:12,
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I once got a blow job on the busI know that has nothing to do with this story but I like to tell people
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I once got a blowjob from unidentical twin sistersbut needless to say no-one believes me.
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Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:21,
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Hmmmm interestingDoes a threesome count as two shags? I've never really thought about it. I've always thought of it as one blowjob with two girls helping each other out with the task in hand.
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Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:48,
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If you get a blow job from that women who had a face transplant would that count as a thressome?(, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:50, Reply)
well, depends how you define a blow job. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:49,
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i'm kind of thinking they'd have to take turns, because let's face it, no way is it big enough to have two of them at it at once(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:50,
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well, yeah, but if you only spit out your gooey man water once, surely that's just one blow job with 2 helpers.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:52,
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but do you have to spit that out for it to count?i'd say it's more like two blowjobs racing to the finish line
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:52,
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The wife fell asleep during a blowjob and I counted it as unfinished(
Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:59,
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I'd say without spluff, it's foreplay.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 10:13,
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Make your mind up, one minute its too small and the next too many calories.(
Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:52,
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it's not the size of the wave it's the taste of the ocean(
rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:53,
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She's not interested unless she has to pay through the nose for it. (
Muns, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:58,
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I bet you do(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:55,
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I'm sick of him playing dumb all the time, he knows what's going on.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:57,
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maybe i do but i'm not supposed to say, have you ever thought of that?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:59,
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Are they watching you right now?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:00,
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Morning Katie, big fan, you're only saying what we are all thinking.(
Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 8:52,
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Just one"You can be my bollocks, it don't matter if you're black or white!"
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Peej, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:16,
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They don't careabout us
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:45,
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are you the katie hopkins i went to school with or the other one?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:07,
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Hi KatieCan I ask WTF is wrong with your face please?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:28,
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I think she's flirting with you, sporters
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 10:00,
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the British remake of The Ring is going to be the most terrifying yet.(, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 10:06, Reply)
I reckon she bought Renee Zellweger's old pre-plastic surgery face at a discountthen stretched it over her fruit acid-peeled skull bones and keeps it in place with drawing pins under her chin.
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.Yeti., Thu 12 Feb 2015, 10:09,
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I watched the first part of that Inside The House Of Commons last night.It were well interesting.
Charles Kennedy truly is the stereotype of a mildly alcoholic, benevolent uncle, isn't he?
Also - Sarah Champion?
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 12 Feb 2015, 9:40,
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