it's the Brit awards tonight.
I may watch it as they've finally got rid of James Corden as a host. what a horrid cunt he is.
Lineup is a bit drab. Madge is having a go but apart from that it's a sea of beige with the likes of Sam Smith and Ed Sheeran.
Where's all the fun, eh? Where's the shameless pop acts and Jarvis getting his arse out?
Can you believe it's 18 years since that iconic Spice Girl performance and Geris tits falling out?
What are YOU doing tonight?
what's been your fave nip slip?
what where you up to 18 years ago?

BYE!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:57, 52 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

18 years? Christ, she must be in her 70s now.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 11:59, Reply)

8 s 0
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:05, Reply)

SHIT awards more like!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:00, Reply)

Haha brilliant one tangles!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:00, Reply)

IT'S NOT A CLICK FROM ME!!!111!!!ONEELEVEN

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Corden is alright in that soppy film about the skinny singer and the alkie
I was going to a gig except it was actually yesterday because I'm an idiot and haven't learned my days of the week yet.
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:06, Reply)

Did you make it to see Richard Dawson?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:10, Reply)

That guy's a fucking cunt. He's as bad as the religious people he bangs on about.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)

haha yeah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

nope ... I was conveniently in Yorkshire

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)

I got tickets to this:
www.supersonicfestival.com/line-up/special-events/delight-is-right-richard-dawson
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

Oooo I hope he sings "Groove is in the heart"

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

There's a bluegrass jam at my local tonight, so I might pop along to that.
18 years ago I was indulging in a lot of recreational drugs and sex. That appears to have changed now, and I'm meant to think for the better because maturity and shiz.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:12, Reply)

Doesn't sound very tasty.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:13, Reply)

I think its more a conserve anyway

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

FUCK DAT.
I still indulge and Im better off for it.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:16, Reply)

why have you given up recreational drugs and sex, you fucking idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:17, Reply)

Because I owe people money, and they get all uppity if I don't pay them.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:21, Reply)

why have you got into debt to the extent that you can't buy drugs and women, you fucking idiot

(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

I haven't.
I've got into debt to the extent that if I buy drugs and women, I will quickly reach a state where I can no longer buy drugs and women.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:23, Reply)

oh right I see*
* I have literally no idea what you're talking about**
** because of all these drugs
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Mortgage, bills, day job.
Innit.

Living the dream, man - living the dream!
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)

I still don't get it but I accept your right to make your own lifestyle choices as an adult
you fucking idiot
(old man river possible lesbian, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:58, Reply)

I enjoyed seeing Hirohito trip up on a rug

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

My new kitchen is coming today, The wife is painting and I'm drinking tea and watching her arse up the stepladder.
Its a long term success story, when we first got together I fucked up some painting in our r*nted house and have been banned from going anywhere near a paintbrush now we own our own.

Brits? Fuck that shit. Tonight I might watch another episode of Banshee. Violence and shagging, works for me.

Nip slip? This one
/edgy!

18 years ago I was 15 so probably watching the Brits and playing my guitar.

BYE!
( Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

Banshee S1 was absolutely great.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

I've not heard of that before, looks like Justified.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:29, Reply)

I have only seen the first episode but liked it.
Is season 2 not so good?
( Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)

Gaz me some pictures of your wife's arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:22, Reply)

And me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:24, Reply)

Just post them on here no one will look I promise

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)

I don't want any pictures of your arse.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)

You do really dont you

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:26, Reply)

Why do you want pictures of PeeJ?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:25, Reply)

I guess I should have read this before MARRing

( Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)

Yeah.
Now send send me some pictures of the wife's vag.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:32, Reply)

They're all over the internet already, just google KernowKunt

( Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:58, Reply)

You've seen me in person. Why would you need pictures?

( Peej, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:31, Reply)

The girl that sits opposite me is going to the awards. She is 42!?!
18 years? I've got ties older than that. I deffo would have banged fat Geri.

Judy Finnegan ftw.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:20, Reply)

at 42 she is not a girl
just FYI
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:26, Reply)

I NOES!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:27, Reply)

The KLF should've used live rounds in their 1996 performance with Extreme Noise Terror.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:28, Reply)

So should Public Enemy.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:34, Reply)

I can't stand Sam Smith, I don't get the big deal about him.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:46, Reply)

There's a "YM" joke in the bible
www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=2+Kings+9%3A22&version=KJV
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 25 Feb 2015, 12:56, Reply)