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Tea time thread.
Tea is great. And cakes. And scones. But not those little nonce sandwiches.

Alt: milk or sugar?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:09, 76 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
What's the fastest cake in the world?!?!??1
Ssssssssssscone
(it'ssss-gone)
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
I'd imagine it's one of the cakes on the ISS

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
space cakes.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Alah forbids battenbergs

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
They're all too busy batteringbirds who are the victim of rape or something.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
it's funny because ahahahawait no it isn't
:(
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
It's very funny if you know what's going on in the world, god read a newspaper once in a while.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:48, Reply)
what newspapers are you reading that find mass murder and torture "funny"?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:54, Reply)
Broadsheets.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:56, Reply)
It's goan

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:35, Reply)
fuck you. fuck tea. fuck this thread.
Alt. Both.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
that's not a very Tea Time attitude

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
What about biscuits, eh?
Alt: just a splash of milk, ta
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
kit kat are the best biscuits.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
I prefer biscuits with a casual cuppa
But a proper sit down High Tea or Elevenses warrants proper cakes
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
Oh I didn't realise this was a formal do
I'd have put nicer trousers on if I'd known
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)

nicer
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
bow chikka wow!
you might want to be wary of scalding groin splashes though

And also spilling the tea.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:26, Reply)
POUR THE FUCKING TEA INTO THE MILK YOU DEVIANT

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
idiot

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
milk and two sugars plz m8

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)
you fucking plumber

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:15, Reply)

b doz
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
HE NEEDS TELLING

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
Just milk, thanks
What kind of cake?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:20, Reply)
fairy cakes

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:21, Reply)
Ahhhm ooot

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
simnel, banana, lemon drizzle
all proper WI quality
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
^^TGGI^^

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
manor house?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
pretty sure I'm a man

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:42, Reply)
^half-arsed chesney

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)
milk nae sugar.
Tunnocks tea cake.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
christ

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Red bull, sevradole, methadone, solphadene & diazipam

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
that's the worst* Cosmo recipe I've ever heard
* best
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 16:34, Reply)
Our office's fucking water supply has been cut off by those cunts with hoses
Presumably some kind of pissing contest thing. Luckily I don't need a shit, but I do need a FUCKING COFFEE
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:18, Reply)
I've just made a smashing espresso if that's any consolation?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
Here's what you do
Stick it in a sealable travel mug
Load it into a trebuchet
Aim at Nottingham

Gravity will do the rest
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
soz
I've drunk it.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:24, Reply)
I'm starting to think you're not entirely committed to this relationship

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
elephants?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:22, Reply)
Yes
Big grey massive-eared bastards.

What is the collective noun for elephants, anyway? A rememberance?
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
That's not what I herd

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)
strippers?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
WHAT A BUNCH OF FLAMIN NANCIES, POOVES AND QUARES
YOU MAKE ME SICK!
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
Vomfetishistlols

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:28, Reply)
everybody loves puke play
/ac
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:36, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:37, Reply)
Fucksocks
Due to a massive abscess under a tooth I have been prescribed Metronidazole - and you CAN'T DRINK ALCOHOL when you're taking them.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:41, Reply)
grampa toothfail

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:46, Reply)
Your dentist is a namby-pamby cunt
He should have just punched you in the mouth repeatedly until all your teeth came out
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:50, Reply)
He has two black belts
Probably could have - not quite as profitable though
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
what sort of fat prick needs two belts?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:55, Reply)
A really fat one that has to join two together?

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:59, Reply)
Ian Curtis, neck and waist.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:04, Reply)
he didn't use his belt, hth

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:09, Reply)
shame it didnt extend to your fingers.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
There's a lot of love in this room

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:54, Reply)
Pork pie and a pint.
None of this 'tea and scones' malarkey.
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 17:44, Reply)
I've drank enough tea for one day
I'm more focusing on DINNER I'm thinking about a curry and a pint or two.

Alt:Brandy
(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:01, Reply)
Tea gets boring after a while, like low tar cigs when I was a filthy smoker.

(, Thu 5 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)

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