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Do you say clematis or clematis?
I saw one of those quirky-earnest New York singer songwriters the other night by accident. And somebody had a dog that smelled. Who brings a smelly dog to a gig?

etc etc terrible bullying of somebody etc etc
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:50, 108 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Red setter owners at Cruffs?

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
terrible bullying of [token ginger bird]

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
inna binbag lolz

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
I bet you've never seen a clematis, let alone touched one

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
they don't exist
they were invented by feminists to give new age men repetitive strain injuries
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Like the orange?
old men in old bars
prick
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
this was a young couple
they sounded forrin

it was probably their supper
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
I say "clematis", rather than "clematis".
I also say "controversy" rather than "controversy", and "bath" not "bath".

Alt: Crusty hippies who are counting on their patchouli oil to mask the smell.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Me when I taken YM

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:57, Reply)
Ham and cheese sandwich thanks for asking.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)
cob dylan

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
veal young

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
john lemon

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)
Penguin books have hash tagged #YourMum as Mothers day book suggestion or some such.
hilarity has ensued. Kinda. Most replies are lame
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
I've used both, but always been uncertain.
I don't like people bringing dogs anywhere.
Filthy, smelly animals.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
dogs are alright, at least they bathe in water
all cats do is cover themselves in saliva flavoured with fish and their own shit
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:03, Reply)
Have you ever had a cat?

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:04, Reply)
no, I'm not gay

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:05, Reply)
^ just doesn't like pussy.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:10, Reply)
^ Neither does he

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
^ can't handle an independent creature

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
*throws hands up at you*

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)
jelly

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Girl I didn't know you could get down like that

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
All of Chorlton does

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
the ssstupid great oaf!

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:36, Reply)
Chorley, how your Angels get down like that

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)
If he'd have liked him that much he'd have put his ring on it

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
seriously, do you think I'd own a cat if I felt that way about them?
I've seen enough of other people's to put me off for life
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)
I don't really hold with keeping any animals, unless you are a French peasant and intend on eating them.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
I'd keep a goat or two

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:17, Reply)
+se

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Just for the milk though, right?

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
No, that's what his bulls are for.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)
and the anal

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)
it's the nanny state gone mad

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:28, Reply)
^chatbot

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)
I rarely have any need to say "clematis".

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:32, Reply)
MOAR lies

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:38, Reply)
I heard you're ALL about the honeysuckle

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:39, Reply)
no trellis

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
I love the word 'trellis'

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:43, Reply)
<s>the word</s> mrs

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
I'm going to north Wales at Easter
I'll pop in and say hello.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
see the thing about heavy metal gigs is the high 'fat biffer quotient'
Eff dat yo.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
the thing about modern life is the high fat buffer quotient

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
fat biffers always fucken honk

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
terrible bullying of [token board fat chick]

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
captain cavy
Rachelswipe

All the others.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:50, Reply)
are there no attractive women left on b3ta?
sad times
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
Had a couple of pints in the grill then went to cavern.
I now own:
Herbie Hancock - Man Child.
Dyke and the blazers - So Sharp.
John Cooper Clarke - Snap Crackle and Bob.
Arab Strap - Elephant Shoe.
Parliament - Mothership Connection.
The Selecter - Too much pressure.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
that's an excellent arab strap album

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
It is! I have it on cd already, but I had to buy the lp as it's the only chance I'd get.
The only one I don't own or like really is the Red Thread.

I love their live one - mad for sadness.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
I love Mothership Connection
it's an excellent album to stick on if everybody is too fucked to DJ and just wanted to boogie
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
Innit.
And even if folk don't know funk they'll recognise that a lot of it was sampled in doggystyle.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
I have absolutely no evidence for this
but I'm going to claim as FACT that it's the most sampled funk record of ALL TIME
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)
I'm willing to belive that.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:01, Reply)
Man Child and Mothership connection are both great albums

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
I started reading that list as if they were some sort of poncy craft beers.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
you idiot

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:53, Reply)
One hour to go, are you sure you don't want to change your stance to something like "Maybe when the tech as evolved, but right now it's not for me" ?

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
whut?

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:09, Reply)
Fucking watches man!

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
I realised it was about the iWatch ... I just couldn't parse the rest of it

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
C'mon now, let's not fraign your dislove for my infectious enphusasium; nor mine of your polar oppersite.
I'm just sayin', you've still got time to change your stance so you're not Wrong On The Internet.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
wrong about what?
It's not a dyslexia thing ... I just genuinely don't know what you think I have said or how it's magically going to change with the Apple announcement
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
How smartwaches will never work, you'll never get one, the whole idea is stupid - etc.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
smart watches do work
I've already got several and will also get at least one of the Apple ones
And the general idea of wearable tech is perfectly valid ... which is good since it's a fair chunk of my current bizniz

So ... whut?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
That's a complete change !

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)

i.imgur.com/MVlu4qB.jpg
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:46, Reply)
that's still all true

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:49, Reply)
This man knows.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
#heknows

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
I think he's trying to sell you a second hand watch.

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:10, Reply)
no way ... my Casio calculator watch is still going strong

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:14, Reply)
Im not sure I like So Solid Crew anymore

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
Haha

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
delete this please

(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:28, Reply)

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