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 Do you say clematis or clematis?
	Do you say clematis or clematis?I saw one of those quirky-earnest New York singer songwriters the other night by accident. And somebody had a dog that smelled. Who brings a smelly dog to a gig?
etc etc terrible bullying of somebody etc etc
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:50, 108 replies, latest was 11 years ago)
 they don't exist
	they don't existthey were invented by feminists to give new age men repetitive strain injuries
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)
 this was a young couple
	this was a young couplethey sounded forrin
it was probably their supper
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
 I say "clematis", rather than "clematis".
	I say "clematis", rather than "clematis".I also say "controversy" rather than "controversy", and "bath" not "bath".
Alt: Crusty hippies who are counting on their patchouli oil to mask the smell.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)
 Penguin books have hash tagged #YourMum as Mothers day book suggestion or some such.
	Penguin books have hash tagged #YourMum as Mothers day book suggestion or some such.hilarity has ensued. Kinda. Most replies are lame
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:00, Reply)
 I've used both, but always been uncertain.
	I've used both, but always been uncertain.I don't like people bringing dogs anywhere.
Filthy, smelly animals.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:02, Reply)
 dogs are alright, at least they bathe in water
	dogs are alright, at least they bathe in waterall cats do is cover themselves in saliva flavoured with fish and their own shit
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:03, Reply)
 seriously, do you think I'd own a cat if I felt that way about them?
	seriously, do you think I'd own a cat if I felt that way about them?I've seen enough of other people's to put me off for life
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)
 I don't really hold with keeping any animals, unless you are a French peasant and intend on eating them.
	I don't really hold with keeping any animals, unless you are a French peasant and intend on eating them.(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
 see the thing about heavy metal gigs is the high 'fat biffer quotient'
	see the thing about heavy metal gigs is the high 'fat biffer quotient'Eff dat yo.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:45, Reply)
 Had a couple of pints in the grill then went to cavern.
	Had a couple of pints in the grill then went to cavern. I now own:
Herbie Hancock - Man Child.
Dyke and the blazers - So Sharp.
John Cooper Clarke - Snap Crackle and Bob.
Arab Strap - Elephant Shoe.
Parliament - Mothership Connection.
The Selecter - Too much pressure.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
 It is! I have it on cd already, but I had to buy the lp as it's the only chance I'd get.
	It is! I have it on cd already, but I had to buy the lp as it's the only chance I'd get. The only one I don't own or like really is the Red Thread.
I love their live one - mad for sadness.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:54, Reply)
 I love Mothership Connection
	I love Mothership Connectionit's an excellent album to stick on if everybody is too fucked to DJ and just wanted to boogie
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:51, Reply)
 Innit.
	Innit. And even if folk don't know funk they'll recognise that a lot of it was sampled in doggystyle.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:55, Reply)
 I have absolutely no evidence for this
	I have absolutely no evidence for thisbut I'm going to claim as FACT that it's the most sampled funk record of ALL TIME
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:56, Reply)
 I started reading that list as if they were some sort of poncy craft beers.
	I started reading that list as if they were some sort of poncy craft beers.(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 15:52, Reply)
 One hour to go, are you sure you don't want to change your stance to something like "Maybe when the tech as evolved, but right now it's not for me" ?
	One hour to go, are you sure you don't want to change your stance to something like "Maybe when the tech as evolved, but right now it's not for me" ?(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:07, Reply)
 I realised it was about the iWatch ... I just couldn't parse the rest of it
	I realised it was about the iWatch ... I just couldn't parse the rest of it(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:13, Reply)
 C'mon now, let's not fraign your dislove for my infectious enphusasium; nor mine of your polar oppersite.
	C'mon now, let's not fraign your dislove for my infectious enphusasium; nor mine of your polar oppersite.I'm just sayin', you've still got time to change your stance so you're not Wrong On The Internet.
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
 wrong about what?
	wrong about what?It's not a dyslexia thing ... I just genuinely don't know what you think I have said or how it's magically going to change with the Apple announcement
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
 How smartwaches will never work, you'll never get one, the whole idea is stupid - etc.
	How smartwaches will never work, you'll never get one, the whole idea is stupid - etc.(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
 smart watches do work
	smart watches do workI've already got several and will also get at least one of the Apple ones
And the general idea of wearable tech is perfectly valid ... which is good since it's a fair chunk of my current bizniz
So ... whut?
(, Mon 9 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
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