The Minder theme tune/song is the best ever. Discuss
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(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:14, 65 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

The theme to 'New Tricks' is another D. Waterman triumph*
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*By which I mean to say - who the fuck told him he could sing and write songs FFS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Incorrect
youtu.be/uGFoIpdv8wg

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( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:19, Reply)

Someone is forgetting the theme from Going for Gold ^

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:23, Reply)

Are you here for my pleasure?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

What am I?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:58, Reply)

TREE!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)

WRONG.
youtu.be/oysMt8iL9UE
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Double wrong with a cherry on top
www.youtube.com/watch?v=KeMMow_Itqw
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Wronger than swipes cutlery draw.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZvfNqApqJY
( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

What a horrid euphemism.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

No, you're wrong!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=neCP_xu18k8
( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

Right I didnt want to have to do this but you brought it on yourself
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZ4c1X5ene8
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

^ probably has a wardrobe devoted to cosplay.

( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)

Oh Christ, not 'Thundercats'?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

5.9.83.79/talk/7807319
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7807340
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)

drawer, you brainape

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:54, Reply)

TRIPLE WRONG WITH LASHINGS OF STUPiD SAUCE AND IDIOT SPRINKLES
youtu.be/85jKDa2zpus
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

YOU IDIOTS
youtu.be/iB3K7eFFXHE
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

SPASTIC
youtu.be/hlPYKMD2RY4
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

^ No Boxtrolls

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)

I think all of you have forgotten about one of Alan "The Champ" Hawkshaw's finest hours, as covered by the sadly no longer with us Electric Head Funk:
youtu.be/IpKH7rUQ2rY
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

*sigh*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVbQo3IOC_A
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Minder has the best theme song, Quantum Leap has the best theme tune.
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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)

Actually scrub that, the answer is the theme to The Prisoner

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

^^TGGI^^

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Based on this evidence I think you'd be a pretty decent shag

(Xav loves PhillieJoe, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)

thx m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)

Errrr...MacGuyver?
Wanker
( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

Watched an episode of that last night.
Every bit as awesome as my eight year old self thought. The woman thought it was shit, the spastic.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)

I saw a clip recently
The hair is much much worse than I remember
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)

The hair's phenomenal.
When the mullet comes back into fashion I'll be on that like a dog on sick.
( Kroney, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

I don't think I have ever seen that, I imagine it's no 'Street Hawk' though

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)

Ahh man
I loved Streethawk. What was the other one with the terrible cgi drawing bloke? Auto Man?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Auto man was genius
Way ahead of its time, only ran 7 shows
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)

Was he a man who turned into a car or the other way round?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:50, Reply)

Neither
he was a computer "sprite" that could draw the shape of whatever it wanted to be
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)

Alt2 Gazza or Clive James

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:24, Reply)

I'm going with Peter Gunn.
Or The Bill.

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( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)

I like Airwolf.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)

the closing theme to The Hulk
you absolute mole
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)

altalt - clarkson has terminal cancer
You heard it here first
(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)

How sad for his family.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)

It's cancer I feel for.

( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Self examination is very important

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

But completely unacceptable in a playground.

( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:13, Reply)

Anal sex is completely banned in Iceland
Not sure about Waitrose or M&S though
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

I was rather taken with the theme music for the Italian show,
Gomorrah. The composers are Mokadelic and they really know how to use sound and music to elevate the cinematic narrative to a higher degree of emotional satisfaction than dialogue may hope to achieve. Or summat.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:54, Reply)

Newsnight.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)

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( Muns, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)

lol

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)

splendid

(old man river possible lesbian, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Very imagintive. And disturbing.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Williams. Not Lloyd.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 17:34, Reply)

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)

plz stop

(PsychoChomp, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

That's it, say his favourite phrase to him.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)

ah you Fannybaws Fannybaws

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I heard that your fannybaws enjoys a good hard fannybaws from a whole fannybaws of fannybaws.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

KEYWORD

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Hard

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:31, Reply)

Airwolf or Knight Rider were fucking win
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Prince Phillip, assuming they haven't already hollowed him out and replaced the insides with robot
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

I am like God, and God like me. I am as large as God, He is as small as I. He cannot above me, nor I beneath Him be

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Tue 17 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)

Do tell us more of this god chap

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