ISLAM IS A THREAT TO WESTERN SOCIETY. WAKE THE FUCK UP BEFORE EUROPE TURNS INTO EURABIA. WAKE UP PLEASE WAKE UP! IT IS NOT A RELIGION. IT IS A LIFESTYLE WHICH WILL BE FORCED SOON UPON US. 1,3 children per 2 European parents. 7 children per two Muslim
parents living in Europe. A religion which was born from the roots of a pedophilic manipulator prophet who murdered those who didn't want to convert. IT IS A DEATH CULT ANTI-CIVILIZATION.

Alt: Weekend plans?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:17, 119 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Calm down dear.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

S'ok I feel better now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)

Good, have a cup of tea, affendi

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)

they do shit out a lot of kids mind.
We'll be killed from the inside out.
Much like my AIDS riddled body
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

I'm thinking of converting

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:19, Reply)

Wait, is it still classed as converting if you don't have a religion in the first place?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

more choosing, innit.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)

It's 'reverting' if it's Islam.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:51, Reply)

Ah yes of course, we are all the children of Allah, whether we realise it or not.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)

yeah I know.
alt: wearing my new suit around the half flat looking fancy whilst sippin' crunk juice from my crunk cup/dunno
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

So cool.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

What are you doing this weekend tangledupinblue?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)

There is a mini synth festival taking place here this weekend, so I am going along to that.
Sonic Boom is playing tonight.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

That sounds interesting, I'd go with you if we were pals but we aren't so no point in this wistful thinking.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I don't have any pals, I find talking to other people too awkward.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

I find it easy enough to pretend to be a decent likeable person around others but it's not really me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:34, Reply)

I'm just not that interested in anything anyone has to say, nor do I want to talk to them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)

You're right to think this. I've spoken to people sometimes and it's fucking pointless, it's like they've made a conscious decision to be wrong about everything and it makes my blood boil.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:39, Reply)

Still at least she cooks you some nice food sometimes and lets you stay in her flat.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:42, Reply)

I'm just glad I leave early and she's home late so time together is kept at a minimum.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:42, Reply)

The key to any successful relationship.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:44, Reply)

+ Cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

Have you heard about the UKIPs falsifying expenses?
www.theguardian.com/politics/2015/mar/20/farage-deeply-shocked-over-expenses-claim-involving-ukip-mep
Tut tut.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)

Yeah, I think the appropriate response is 'lol'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)

FUCKING WASTEFUL EU WASTING TAX PAYERS MONEY!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

#folkestone #winning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

Also, who is Frog going to vote for now?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)

I don't vote, it's a protest vote against people who vote

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)

He will use the Vote for policies website. Research his local candidates and make an intelligent decision based on that.
He will definitely not just vote blindly for who his parent's voted for or which leader he likes best. That would be stupid.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Looks like the Greens for me, for all the difference it'll make.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)

BNP for me. Farage has gone soft.

( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

foreigners coming over here, taking our erections

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

I know it might be a bit of an echo chamber, but I've seen many people saying the same thing.
If Greens get a larger share of the vote than UKIP it would be a massive change in UK politics. Pandering to the right will be seen as being counter productive.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

The Greens have some idiotic policies however.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:34, Reply)

^voting green

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

dickhead

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

dickhead

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:37, Reply)

All of the parties do. The greens are pretty upfront about what they eventually want and what's practical at least.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)

dickhead

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:52, Reply)

I'm still quite annoyed that we didn't manage to change the voting system when we had the chance.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

As a traditionalist, I am against change. Even when that change may be beneficial to parties I sympathise with, politically.
Just can't bring myself to vote for something that might change the comfortable status quo. So I didn't vote at all. For me, that's basically voting for something.

So you're welcome, for all the good it did us, brother.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:41, Reply)

Come the revolution you will be first up against the wall.
Or possibly second or third, we haven't really worked out the finer details yet.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

Hey man, i'm on your side, here.
At least as long as that doesn't require me to actually do anything. Best I can offer is fence sitting with the occasional disapproving scowl.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)

Well yeah, I say revolution, but it will mainly involve a bit of tutting and muttering under the breath.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:55, Reply)

Turns out I'm 100% Labour.
That website probably isn't a reliable indicator of where the country is heading, as it seems to be predicting a Lab/Green coalition (which doesn't have a catchy nickname like the ConDems had).
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)

I was 5 out of 7 labour the other 2 were greens

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Also who cares if they have 7 kids, if they stone 2 to death for being raped, 1 becomes a suicide bomber, 2 go and fight for ISIS and the rest become lawyers or dentists.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:21, Reply)

Pah, dentists.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Fuck that shit! I remember back in 597 we were a pure pagan country and all these fuckin jesus freaks came over.
A now look around! There are schools where 100% of the kids are Christian! You even have Christian schools! Churches in nearly every town just popping up. People even knock on your door trying to convert you. Even the Royal Family and the Government have been converted!
( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:25, Reply)

Alright, King Mark?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Does anyone even do Christianity anymore?
It's a dud religion that went all nancy queer.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)

Homophobe!

( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

What's he got against houses?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

PONCING AROUND IN YOUR NANCY BOY FLATS.
SIPPING ON FRUIT CIDER.

YOU MAKE ME SICK!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:40, Reply)

ALT! I HAVE GIN

( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

What sort?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Tanqueray No. Ten and Plymouth Navy Strength

( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:29, Reply)

The normal Tanqueray is probably my favourite gin for day to day drinking, but I've not tried the No. 10

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Tanqueray Rangpur is the shizzle. Can only seem to get it in Waitrose though, which is not ideal.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)

I've been mostly drinking Opihr recently
It's fucking lush with a bit of chili and/or slice of ginger in it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I've not had the Plymouth before, nice?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

Can't believe he hasn't replied, so embarrassing for you :'(''''

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:50, Reply)

30 minutes, still nothing :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:03, Reply)

LOL!
It's almost like we dont care!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)

I'm so upset.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)

45 minutes, still no reply :(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:17, Reply)

I can't believe Peej hates SBT so mu... oh wait, yes I can.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:21, Reply)

The funny thing is its actually very nice and the Navy Strength is 57%
Do you know why without googling?
( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:36, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:37, Reply)

Another victim of WINDOW RAGE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)

I do not.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

WELL MEATSNAKE PREPARE TO BE AMAZED!
The Navy gin was stored below deck near the gunpowder. If 40% alcohol spilled on to the gunpowder it would be useless however at 57% the gunpowder would still ignite and fire many amazeballs towards the Dago scum. Hence the gunpowder test to identify watered down booze.
( Peej, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:53, Reply)

which is why 57% abv is 100 proof or sutin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)

This is interesting, and I know it's true as you would never lie to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:54, Reply)

Of course I do, I'm not some sort of fucking retard, it's because:
£44.95
At a hefty strength of 57% abv, Navy Strength offers a more intense and rich taste to the Original Strength. As supplied to the British Royal Navy for almost two ...
Royal Dock Of Deptford - Navy Strength Gin - 57% ABV 70cl ...
www.thedrinkshop.com/products/nlpdetail.php?prodid=9460
£27.26
Royal Dock is a Navy strength gin based on the style of gin supplied by the Hayman's family and previous generations under the mark.
Hayman's Royal Dock Navy Strength Gin 70 cl - Amazon.co.uk
www.amazon.co.uk › Grocery › Beer, Wine & Spirits › Spirits › Gin
Rating: 5 - ‎2 reviews
Selvyt Polishing Cloth 25cm x 25cm ... Navy strength gin is 57% alc which was the strength required to enable gunpowder to still light if gin was spilt on it.
Plymouth Navy Strength - News | Gintime
www.gintime.com/brands/plymouth-gin/plymouth-navy-strength/
Plymouth Navy Strength Gin is made in the same way as Plymouth Gin with the same ... Plymouth Gin then supplied the Royal Navy gin at 57% abv because, if it ... May 31, 2012; World Gin Day on 9th June 2012 May 25, 2012; Our Gins ...
Hayman Royal Dock Gin Navy Strength 57% - Weinquelle ...
https://www.weinquelle.com/.../Hayman_Royal_Dock_Gin_Navy_Streng...
€26.95 - ‎In stock
Gin Hayman Royal Dock Gin Navy Strength 57% ... 0,70 liter - Vol 57% .... 25,50. € 36.43 / 1 liter. Silver Seal Muirhead's 16 Years Speyside Single Malt, 16 J., ...
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

Woah, way to step outside the yurt, man
What happened to peace and love?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:27, Reply)

I've been radicalised.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:39, Reply)

People do like to get upset about stuff, don't they.

( Kroney, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

IM NOT UPSET YOU ARE

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:39, Reply)

I am indifferent to Islam.
Although I do think they might be taking it a bit too seriously. We should all get together and do some jelly shots or sutin.
( Kroney, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)

Not made with pork gelatin I hope!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Jesus for all!

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Will there be enough to go around?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:39, Reply)

I reckon so.
If we run out I have some Prophet Muhammad in the van.
( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

Ooh no, that's too spicy for me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:44, Reply)

\0/

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)

^ actual picture

( $$ ✅, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:46, Reply)

buying records, buying work shirts, might buy new styli

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:53, Reply)

I've just been listening to Africa/Brass for possibly the first time.
It's freakin' awesome!!!
Totes gonna buy some vinyls of that, possibly others.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)

I'm prolly going to buy hip hop or maybe some doom metal

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:09, Reply)

I quite enjoyed this recently
strangeuniverse.bandcamp.com/album/ep-2040
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)

if it's not commercially successful then the music is shit

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:25, Reply)

Pub, Pub, Wembley cup final, band and more pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)

band and more pub round the corner chocolate made
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 11:59, Reply)

hahaha
And now it's only 5' 4"
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:05, Reply)

+ shots of patron, wanking, zzzz

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)

I fancy fish and chips but I'm not dead hungry and I'm sure the Chinese bloke looks at me funny when I order half a portion of chips
He's probably a Muslim.

Gig tonight. Gig tomorrow. Gardening on Sunday. Giggedy gardeny.
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:12, Reply)

i.imgur.com/7qm8ZCV.gifv
(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)

I think this has been the best thread of the week.
Well done everyone!
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)

Cheers.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:38, Reply)

I fancy a bottle of that 105 proof glenfarclas

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Alcohol is haram m8
The Prophet said: "Allah has forbidden alcoholic drinks. Whoever this verse reaches while they still possess any of it, they are not to drink nor to sell."
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)

yeah i might have a thing for paki birds but im not a moslem

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)

I'm an anabaptist

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)

I am an anarchist
Don't know what I want
But I know how to get it
I wanna destroy passerby
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)

thank you for your totally irrelevant input

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:10, Reply)

get fucked

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

shit off, you tasteless homo pleb tosser

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

nice one m8!!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)

I was being kind.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Bonnie Tyler is trending.
wot u dun now dozOne
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

What rare event happened today/

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

ent dun nuffink m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Oh the new Constantine show is pretty good for all you people who like comic book things.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

How unhappy is Alan Moore?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:27, Reply)

He is Northampton level unhappy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:28, Reply)

The Prophet Muhammed (PBUH) likes PTHC

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Fri 20 Mar 2015, 13:48, Reply)