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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Good Sunday morning friend.
What is the world offering you today.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 9:35, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
Proper sunday roast in a cracking pub
(by proper I mean 5 nut and cheddar cheese, fuck the beef, pork or whole roast chicken options).

And trying to make the flat not stink like a butchers shop after meat snake cooked the most enormous fat sausages for breakfast, bowwwwwwwk
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)
I fancy a roast, I might go get a roast.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)
a sunday cuddle with my cat xx

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)
you big queer.
I've been going to feed my brothers cat, and it was nice to have the purring.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
cats ent gay m8

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
Morning windle
It looks as though it is offering me Kenilworth today.
What's going down in O-town?
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)
Whatcha doin' in K-town, dawg?

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)
It's likely to involve a castle, swords and a pint somewhere.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Kenilworth has a few good boozers
Some have turned into wanky 'themed' eating houses though, I prefer a proper pub for afternoon beers.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)
Eating is cheating

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)
off up the pub to see an old mate, then probably come home after 5 afternoon pints abd fall asleep watching a movie.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
Afternoon pints are always good
If they can be followed by an afternoon snooze, doubly so.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
That sounds lovely
Sunday afternoon boozy snoozes are a fond but distant memory at the moment.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)
I'm going to stare at this rib of beef while fondling my genitals and moaning like a cow having a breach delivery

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:06, Reply)
oh baby thats so hot

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)
you knows it

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)
he'll over cook it, I bet it reaches 54.96 degrees c.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:16, Reply)
this is the most offensive thing I've ever read on the internet
/ac
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Breech

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)
Lol the stupid illiterate prick I hope he dies

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)
He's so old that it won't be long

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

r
cow
the nazis
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
I may well have to fire up the lawnmower
Does anyone know how to encourage the spread of bamboo? I have a stand of it that I want to propagate further round the garden.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
probably sing it a traditional growth song.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)
My chillis are doing remarkably well, I will have far too many plants once they're all potted on
Anyone want some chilli plants?
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)
I'd like some plants: herbs, tomatoes, chillies
I understand you're something of an expert.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Well, I'm plenty helpful towards companions

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Some serious work in the garden. But first some coffee, buns and a few dozen episodes of peppa pig.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)
big poos and wee wees

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
I might go and have a shit in a minute.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)
hey you guys!
just going for dinner! spicy nom-noms!
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)
That would be luncheon
Commoner.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)
I am 7 hours ahead of GMT you tit.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)
In that case it will probably be something ghastly for dinner

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
lovely weather out, might sit inside on the internet all day

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)
I get to write a proposal, job application and spend 14 hours on the X-ray.
Bleh.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 15:13, Reply)
w/y/h

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)
alright. done my domestic chores, going to have a couple of pints then watch a film.
I've got my appraisal tomorrow so probably shouldn't turn up too hungover to speak.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:05, Reply)
Do it!
'What's your biggest failing?'
'Well, I think it's my honesty'
'I don't think honesty is a failing'
'I don't give a fuck what you think'

Winning interview strategy right there!!
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:18, Reply)
Mowing is done
Washing is done. All is good
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)
Digging the patio again?

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:08, Reply)
I dig patios
I quite like decking too
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)
unless you live on a beach, decking is for pricks and cunts

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:11, Reply)
I'd like to see you receive a decking.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)
fucken chib the nonce cunt

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
I'm considering building a deck half-way down my garden
With a BBQ area and a pizza oven. On the left-hand side so it gets the sun for the longest time. Perhaps with a bit of a roof.
What do you think?
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)
Pergola all the way.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:24, Reply)
Pergola
Like your thinking.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:47, Reply)
pergolas are for pricks and cunts

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:59, Reply)
I want chickens.

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:09, Reply)
I want ducks.
Better eggs and better breasts.
(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:13, Reply)
pizza ovens are for pricks and cunts

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)
^this

(, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:40, Reply)

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