Good Sunday morning friend.
What is the world offering you today.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Mar 2015, 9:35, 103 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Proper sunday roast in a cracking pub
(by proper I mean 5 nut and cheddar cheese, fuck the beef, pork or whole roast chicken options).

And trying to make the flat not stink like a butchers shop after meat snake cooked the most enormous fat sausages for breakfast, bowwwwwwwk
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)

I fancy a roast, I might go get a roast.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

a sunday cuddle with my cat xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:02, Reply)

you big queer.
I've been going to feed my brothers cat, and it was nice to have the purring.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)

Morning windle
It looks as though it is offering me Kenilworth today.
What's going down in O-town?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:03, Reply)

Whatcha doin' in K-town, dawg?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

It's likely to involve a castle, swords and a pint somewhere.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Kenilworth has a few good boozers
Some have turned into wanky 'themed' eating houses though, I prefer a proper pub for afternoon beers.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)

Eating is cheating

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)

off up the pub to see an old mate, then probably come home after 5 afternoon pints abd fall asleep watching a movie.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

Afternoon pints are always good
If they can be followed by an afternoon snooze, doubly so.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)

That sounds lovely
Sunday afternoon boozy snoozes are a fond but distant memory at the moment.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)

I'm going to stare at this rib of beef while fondling my genitals and moaning like a cow having a breach delivery

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)

he'll over cook it, I bet it reaches 54.96 degrees c.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:16, Reply)

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Breech

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:18, Reply)

Lol the stupid illiterate prick I hope he dies

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)

He's so old that it won't be long

( rachelswipe with a fork, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)

r
cow the nazis
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)

I may well have to fire up the lawnmower
Does anyone know how to encourage the spread of bamboo? I have a stand of it that I want to propagate further round the garden.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)

probably sing it a traditional growth song.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

My chillis are doing remarkably well, I will have far too many plants once they're all potted on
Anyone want some chilli plants?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:57, Reply)

I'd like some plants: herbs, tomatoes, chillies
I understand you're something of an expert.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Well, I'm plenty helpful towards companions

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)

Some serious work in the garden. But first some coffee, buns and a few dozen episodes of peppa pig.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:31, Reply)

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( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)

I might go and have a shit in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

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just going for dinner! spicy nom-noms!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:35, Reply)

That would be luncheon
Commoner.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)

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(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)

In that case it will probably be something ghastly for dinner

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)

lovely weather out, might sit inside on the internet all day

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)

I get to write a proposal, job application and spend 14 hours on the X-ray.
Bleh.
( Colonel Boris "...a desperate Buzzfeed imitation...", Sun 22 Mar 2015, 15:13, Reply)

w/y/h

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 17:25, Reply)

alright. done my domestic chores, going to have a couple of pints then watch a film.
I've got my appraisal tomorrow so probably shouldn't turn up too hungover to speak.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:05, Reply)

Do it!
'What's your biggest failing?'
'Well, I think it's my honesty'
'I don't think honesty is a failing'
'I don't give a fuck what you think'

Winning interview strategy right there!!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:18, Reply)

Mowing is done
Washing is done. All is good
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:06, Reply)

Digging the patio again?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:08, Reply)

I dig patios
I quite like decking too
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:10, Reply)

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I'd like to see you receive a decking.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:14, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)

I'm considering building a deck half-way down my garden
With a BBQ area and a pizza oven. On the left-hand side so it gets the sun for the longest time. Perhaps with a bit of a roof.
What do you think?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:20, Reply)

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(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:24, Reply)

Pergola
Like your thinking.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:47, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:59, Reply)

I want chickens.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:09, Reply)

I want ducks.
Better eggs and better breasts.
(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 19:13, Reply)

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(old man river possible lesbian, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)

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( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Sun 22 Mar 2015, 18:40, Reply)