Well, I hope you're all pleased with yourself.
I don't know why, you're all very disappointing to me and I doubt any of you will ever amount to anything. If this carries on, you bunch of shiftless layabouts, I shall be writing you all out of my will.
( Kroney, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:06, 50 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Lol soz.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:07, Reply)

+y

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)

Ooh, what are we getting?
I'm not spending a night in a haunted house unless I know I'm getting something good. Also, how's your health?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)

His fortune is all in spare parts for 20 year old VW Golfs

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:13, Reply)

Is that the Herbie one?

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Do I look like some sort of car nerd?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Soz, forgot you were veggie

( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:30, Reply)

possible Beastie Boys interest

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)

He's had his ill licence revoked.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:32, Reply)

did they notify him by an ill communication?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

25 year old, thank you VERY much.

( Kroney, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:34, Reply)

I'm still going to contrive a convoluted murder.

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:27, Reply)

Of whom?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)

It looks as though everyone is already dead.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)

I'm dead bored.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

If it carries on like this I may have to do some work.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)

careful now.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:52, Reply)

wow
it's spectacularly shit today
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

it'd be a shit murder if I announced the victim in advance

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)

upset

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 10:59, Reply)

I might go and have a shit in a minute.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:01, Reply)

I've already had mine. Before my coffee as well which is odd.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)

I've had 4 today already.
My insides just said "FWOMP".
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)

keep us posted

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:17, Reply)

that's not going to get through the "large letter" slot

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)

It'll cause problems to shipping when it goes out to sea.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)

I'm hoping to use it for some kind of satirical mock-up of *that* Doctor Strangelove bit.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:33, Reply)

"How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bum"?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:40, Reply)

I have clicked 'I like this!'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:43, Reply)

Congratulations!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)

I tip my hat to you sir and your superior poo.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:45, Reply)

Souvenirs are available
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( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:49, Reply)

You have nothing I want

( Glovington, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:24, Reply)

for sure it's the valley of death, I open up my wallet and it's full of blood

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)

that's your scrotum

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:31, Reply)

Wednesdays at 7pm on Channel 5

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:32, Reply)

the final cheggers come back

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Suge Knight has collapsed in court after hearing his bail was set at $25mil

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:09, Reply)

well no fucker is going to try to catch him when he collapses

(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)

that was last week
In other news, have you seen that K&D Sessions has been reissued on vinyl? £45!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:13, Reply)

Isn't that a mix?
I'd rather get the cd for a fiver.

Speaking of represses I noticed that warp have re-issued all of Broadcast's stuff. £90 for 6 albums. Tempting.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)

yeah it's a mix but the vinyl is 5 12s
It's worth getting it for the Bug Powder Dust remix alone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:18, Reply)

That just seems like a bit of a pain in the arse for a mix.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:20, Reply)

very tempting

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:19, Reply)

Someone should starta a lunch thread.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)

start one yourself then everybody can ignore it
/ac
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)

I have spent the morning holding up the stupid mirror to our testers
"This is happening! Fix it!" - "Here is the part in the requirements where it says that should happen."
"Your code has changed these values when it shouldn't!" - "Here is the audit trail showing those values have always been like that"

etc etc. Beats working.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:24, Reply)

Check you out with your proper testing team.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)

this sounds thrilling
do you have a disco soundtrack?
(old man river possible lesbian, Mon 23 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)