What fantasy world would you like to be a part of?
I might pick Erinsborough due to the amount of spunks yerr!

Alt: I may need to go and buy my lunch. My options are Tesco, Asda and Greggs. What'll be?

Altalt: Touch someone and they die. Who gets it?
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:24, 114 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

PC World
+TH hahahaha
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)

I'm going to have grilled chicken rice and salad.
I'd kill one of tangles kids.
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)

Cheers

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)

No you wouldn't Snakey
Stop being so flippant
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:33, Reply)

Alright well maybe not his one but definitely a child.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:34, Reply)

You'd nonce a child to death?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)

If you're changing the question to that I'm changing my answer back to one of your kids.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Which one do you like the look of?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)

the boy, i'll take the boy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Think I might nip to Sainsbury's

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:44, Reply)

I think my chicken is halal

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Praise Allah

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

When defecating together, two men cannot converse, nor look at each others genitals

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:13, Reply)

I'm going off Islam a bit now
Is there a religion where this sort of thing is encouraged?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:23, Reply)

Catholicism is the religion for you friend.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

some people on here seem to live in a fantasyworld
not sure i'd like to be a part of it, mind you.

alt: tesco - cheese and tomato pasta, done.

altalt: ed miliband, jihadi john, that prick howard from the old halifax adverts, davina mcall.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:30, Reply)

I prefer Steve to Ed

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:41, Reply)

davina mcall
y/n
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:43, Reply)

Altalt: I keep killing my winky :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:39, Reply)

altalt: the person who first had the idea of superimposing a face on an apple

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)

I'd love to work at Cage and Fish so I could practice law and so a song and dance number at the same time
alt. I have exorcist soup for mine.
altalt. Perez Hilton
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:42, Reply)

Twin Peaks.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:51, Reply)

Altalt: Jason's disabled ex boyfriend who dumped him so cruelly

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 12:55, Reply)

dumped by a spastic, life can be so heartless :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:01, Reply)

I'm sure Lufthansa would give him a job.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)

I doubt it mateypoos

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)

I totes wasn't dumped tho.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:14, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

dunno hu that is soz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:24, Reply)

That's Judge Reckon, first name Chinny

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:25, Reply)

not even in my top ten judges

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:42, Reply)

you'd love him to send you down

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:45, Reply)

he looks a bit old for me...
Is he rich?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:50, Reply)

I don't know. Ask Emvees partner.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:53, Reply)

Look at his face
Look at his chin
Judge chinny reckon
Knows you're lyin'
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Cause your love is a special pleasure baby
Next to you there aint nothin better!
( Ms Shenanigans put something interesting here later, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:11, Reply)

cos we are living in a material world
and I am a material girl.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

#AintNoFollowBackGurl

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:15, Reply)

[MOD EDIT]

( Peej, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:33, Reply)

Evening internet chums.
I have a large Heineken and Tiger Prawns the size of my good leg.

Cheers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)

saw your mush on the facebook
meaty thought you looked damn well.

i thought you looked damn drunk.

bet we are both right.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:40, Reply)

you both get a prize!
A lovely bottle of Black Cock!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)

oh gee fine then, I guess I don't always have to be on everyone's facebook oh god why do you hate me
I think I have depression, might go and fly a plane or something.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:39, Reply)

Thanks, FRIEND!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)

I'm adding you anyway, just because if you don't accept, then whenever we meet up it'll be really awkward.
Plus, I reckon you'd be well good on the bare bants on my FB
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:48, Reply)

Magic Pockets.
alt: Get yourself a £15 salad.
altalt: Someone terminally ill, in lots of pain and kept alive against their will by UK law.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:47, Reply)

Furniture World
Alt, Haribo and energy drinks
AltAlt that cunt off qotw
( Peej, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Evening, Captain.
Star Wars dressing gown still on?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:14, Reply)

Dunno what time it is where you are but here in Blighty its a work day and I'm at my desk.
So yes I'm still wearing the star wars dressing gown!
( Peej, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:21, Reply)

I never got one.
I wanted the red :(
( Kroney, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:22, Reply)

Mine is black cos the kids think I'm evil or summit

( Peej, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)

it's beer o'clock here, pal.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)

9am

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:26, Reply)

I would like to love in the hundred acre forest.
I would have Christopher Robin killed, then me an Eeyore could finally live in peace.

Alt: it's way past lunch, where did you choose?

Altalt: Tim Stilton.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:49, Reply)

I never knew you were in to beastiality

( Peej, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)

I'm a donkey fucking pig.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 30 Mar 2015, 14:59, Reply)

edgy

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:22, Reply)

100! Halfway everyone, well done

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)

I am proud to be a part of this number.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:30, Reply)

you're a number 2

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:31, Reply)

brave words when I am 6,000,000 miles away.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)

We can rebuild him. We have the technology. We can make him better than he was. Better, stronger, faster, two legs this time.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:37, Reply)

SYFTS, pisstronaut. A man barely alive!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)

Is anyone posting yet?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 30 Mar 2015, 15:33, Reply)