Y'all a bunch of deleters.
Non deletion thread.
Im still waiting for a friend request off frog on Facebook, or indeed any of you.
What are YOU waiting for?
alt. Best drink to have in the sunny wunny weather
altalt. what's bugging you?
altaltalt. What you listening to right now?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:26, 64 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

I only friend people who actually exist in the real world of flesh

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:27, Reply)

IM REAL!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

I'll only believe this once we've hugged.

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)

C'MERE THEN
I promise I wont bum you
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)

dammit

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)

sorry jaysums, my only internetting interactivity is on here

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)

YOU LIED TO ME!!
set me up for a fall.

Im not even bothered though.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:31, Reply)

no I never, I have a facebook but it isn't for the likes of you friend

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

Ha! Finally I have found you on t3h facebooks!

( Peej, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)

So you have
You're now top of the 18 friend requests I have been ignoring
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:47, Reply)

bunch of tarts anyway

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)

what?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)

NUFFINK

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:51, Reply)

Come on mate, you've clearly got something to say, get if off your chest.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:52, Reply)

Leave my tits out of this, you.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:07, Reply)

they're hard to avoid, dolly

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)

haha yeah something about a gaz message containing a picture, well lol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:12, Reply)

Can I be your friend j?
Alt, Orange tango ice cream float.
Alt alt, nowt.
Alt alt alt watching Defence of the Realm,
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:32, Reply)

that's definitely the worst Alt answer in the history of Alt questions

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Hurtful. /ot is very important to me.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:43, Reply)

you appear to be having colon trouble, speak to jasums he's an expert

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:35, Reply)

n.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:48, Reply)

i'm not very good at waiting. i don't have a great deal of patience and i am rather impulsive
alt: either a brainfreezingly cold water or diet coke, or a starbucks caramel cream frappuccino. NOT the one with coffee in it. if there is even a sniff of coffee in my frappuccino, you'll be wearing it.

altalt: nothing much today. #zen

altaltalt: my trainee typing.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)

wunny weather....
You're a twat.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:39, Reply)

nommy wommy food and sunny wunny weather.
get fucked
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)

why have none of you suggested alcohol?
bunch of pooves
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:49, Reply)

You don't have to drink to have a good time, Jase

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)

Yeah but then you have to go to the effort of having a good time.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:05, Reply)

but you do have to take your clothes off

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)

Jermaine stewartzzzzz

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:07, Reply)

deleting is a form of beginning
Altaltaltymaltyalt: listening to Jon Ronson on...
( $$ ✅, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 14:57, Reply)

cider

(PsychoChomp, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:06, Reply)

I've bin incider.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)

ym?

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:11, Reply)

For several months, yeah.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:13, Reply)

we've all been there

(owd mon river, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:18, Reply)

+out

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:19, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)

No youn r
as I'm not at work. Ha!
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:24, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:25, Reply)

*gif fives*

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)

Lager
alt: Lager
altalt: Lager
altaltalt: the sound of children screaming
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:21, Reply)

alright 'underworld'

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:22, Reply)

i have a lemon and ginger crunch slice
it looked great, but having taken a bite, i think it's just a bit of cake masquerading as something more interesting. fuck cake.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:21, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:27, Reply)

who gave you a new toy?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:32, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:36, Reply)

You shouldn't let him spend his pocket money on such nonsense.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I don't think you understand how internet things work m8

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:47, Reply)

More of this sort of thing please

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:37, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:38, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:39, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)

I'm saving all these for my new world wide web site.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:45, Reply)

I'll have a look for that dancing baby one, you'd like that because you're a peeeedo!!!! lololol

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:47, Reply)

I'm considering a Newky Brown atm, but can't be arsed going to the fridge.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:31, Reply)

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:32, Reply)

NUTHREAD

( Peej, Thu 9 Apr 2015, 15:43, Reply)