lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:36, 90 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

lol

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)

ROFL

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

LSMMTUAFIMC

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

bit racist, just sayin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

yer well don't 'just say' no one wants to hear from you, and yes i am the board spokesman and as such i speak on behalf of everyone

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

hi Graeme, nice to have you back!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

CUNT NIGGER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

I fry my bread in duck fat that's had bacon cooked in it.

(owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

I feed Quorn™ Bacon to my children

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

they're only yours because [something about their mother being a sex worker)

(owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

it's vile

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

is it an actual thing?
I thought he was being comedy revolting
(owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

It works on two levels because it makes a vegetarian's life ever so slightly more miserable plus the added bonus of upsetting meat eaters

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

yet more evidence that it's only ever benders that describe things as 'vile'

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

vile vile vile

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:39, Reply)

absolutely vile

(Dozy Dozy D 🚺, Wed 4 Mar, 21:17, 1 Reply)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

bit stalkery

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

he really is quite vulgar and vile.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

I had those restaurant names on that thread.
Fucking dickless cunt.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

lol

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)

Keep it to gaz, yeah?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)

loser

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

star inn the city
La piazza.
Il paradiso del cibo
Le rustique
Le cochon aveugle

For steak or spicy then look at places on Fossgate.

And you could do worse than a lovely outside pint at the Lamb and Lion, which is handily located on a walking route to the city centre from your hotel.

Star Inn the City is in the museum gardens.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Chz.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)

np

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

they're still there

(owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

All of those restuarants Dozer suggested are big on 'table for one' bookings.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)

true

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:53, Reply)

'Of *course* you'll need both chairs Mr Stilton, I'll bring it back when your guest arrives.....'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

SHE'S ALREADY WITH ME

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

This is why you should carry a small urn with you at all times

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)

with short fat hairy legs

(owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

*wiggles glasses*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:21, Reply)

The trick is to look sad, like she's not turned up. Then you might get a pudding on the house out of pity.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:13, Reply)

My problem is
that she always turns up!
( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)

i wouldn't if you were meeting dozer

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

We wouldn't invite you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

bros befores hos, my knotty headed nigga

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:46, Reply)

^upset

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)

NICE SIG MANCUNT

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

I know a girl who is reading this book
www.goodreads.com/book/show/22892122-manwhore
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:41, Reply)

When will the madness end.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:40, Reply)

what's all this then?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

lentilprick doesn't have his own schtick
so tries to steal monty's.

that is all.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)

it's the rule, people should start a new thread before 200 if they don't like it

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

I was encouraged to by Frog poster
You should know by now that men have to bow to peer pressure
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

I do almost everything frog says.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:49, Reply)

it's because i know what's best for you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)

thanks uncle Meatsnake

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

i'm very proud of you

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

I'd think less of you if you didn't

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

200+ delolte rules

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

fair

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 10 Apr 2015, 12:49, Reply)

I dislike deletion.
I don't know what to have for lunch yet. I will let you know.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)

Have a chippy lunch.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Nah
If you want to learn maths reel good you should read this article.
www.buzzfeed.com/jeanlucbouchard/weird-math-trick#.jmzgLpO9br
(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:10, Reply)

one more reason to delete

(owd mon river, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Try something with broken glass in it.

( Muns, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

That doesn't sound safe.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:37, Reply)

If I got any more bored I reckon I'd resort to an asphysi-wank.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)

Next week has another whole work day it in :'(

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

I only had monday off.
All I did was walk to the Spar and buy some sausages. Eat them then go for a nap.

Some might say I wasted it. Not me.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

That sounds like a near perfect day to me.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:27, Reply)

Only made better by getting a lift to the Spar, and then stopping off for a pint.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

The lack of lager did worry me

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)

That Gormo is all about the sausage, no lager.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:30, Reply)

I'm having a lunch pint

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

Finished!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:57, Reply)

I just had a pint of This Is Lager.
It was average.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:08, Reply)

I've had that. It's 'fucking shit'

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)

Yer.
Brewdog Brewery apparently. Tastes like it was made out of dog.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I hope you had a nice time in The Liberty Bounds

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:11, Reply)

We were in the park, you weird little stalky boncemaster.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:12, Reply)

I was guessing because that's where I had that shit beer and it's in your manor

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)

I've just had a call about a job.
Would have been perfect a few months back when the Doris was thinking of moving to Liverpool. But not now. Shame as the rate on offer would have gone miles further in the north.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)

Plenty of orange women in scouseland mate
You could always trade in.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 13:38, Reply)

That job is deffo off?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:08, Reply)

Yeah, she got offered it, but turned it down.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:26, Reply)

very wise
liverpool is full of really really horrible people
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)

eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)

Shame.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)

Not really, it would have meant moving to the north.
Which would have been a bit of a ball-ache as it would have required moving, getting a contract and being surrounded by northerners.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:36, Reply)

lunch update chicken salad.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:06, Reply)

chicken in a salad?
we'll never see the likes of these days again.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)

It's fucking bang up mental

(PsychoChomp, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:22, Reply)

I assume it means that the chicken was fed leaves or sutin

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 10 Apr 2015, 14:33, Reply)