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( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I'm meeting my totally adorable tree surgeon. He's adorable. I'm going to adopt him and keep him in my shed and bring him out at weekends to talk about pears
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
I'm meeting my totally adorable tree surgeon. He's adorable. I'm going to adopt him and keep him in my shed and bring him out at weekends to talk about pears
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Tree Surgeon!! Like that's a real thing.
Do you have to call him Doctor?
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
Do you have to call him Doctor?
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
People suggesting we eat and then taking me to a tapas place is one of the reasons I have trust issues.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I don't like the sharing thing. I'm quite territorial about my plate with food.
You're constantly worrying whether you're being greedy and not making sure that you're not hoovering up some nice bit while some boorish prick at the other end of the table with no social awareness eats all the best thing.
Even typing that out made me angry.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
You're constantly worrying whether you're being greedy and not making sure that you're not hoovering up some nice bit while some boorish prick at the other end of the table with no social awareness eats all the best thing.
Even typing that out made me angry.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)
just be the boorish prick
Easy Solutions To Social Ineptitude Incorporated
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
Easy Solutions To Social Ineptitude Incorporated
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)
Then people moan about you being the boorish prick eating all the good stuff.
No, the solution to this is to serve me my food on my plate.
I can then stir it all up into one big homogeneous mess and shovel it into my mouth without a care in the world.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
No, the solution to this is to serve me my food on my plate.
I can then stir it all up into one big homogeneous mess and shovel it into my mouth without a care in the world.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:28, Reply)
You're right and they're wrong
When I go to those places when they bring the stuff I ordered I'm like 'YOU CAN PUT THAT HERE IN FRONT OF MY PLATE PLEASE'
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
When I go to those places when they bring the stuff I ordered I'm like 'YOU CAN PUT THAT HERE IN FRONT OF MY PLATE PLEASE'
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
I don't give a fuck what's 'cool' as far as food is concerned.
My criteria is how tasty it is and how easy to eat it is.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
My criteria is how tasty it is and how easy to eat it is.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:36, Reply)
Roast beef, roast potatoes, cauliflower and broccoli cheese, yorkshire pudding, gravy
Had to go to the deli counter to get some mustard though. Filthy casuals.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Had to go to the deli counter to get some mustard though. Filthy casuals.
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 13:43, Reply)
Ooh
www.koko.uk.com/news/bonzo-dog-doo-dah-band-50th-anniversary-concert
( , Thu 16 Apr 2015, 14:04, Reply)
www.koko.uk.com/news/bonzo-dog-doo-dah-band-50th-anniversary-concert
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