Oh what a glorious morning it is - and a friday to boot.
This time next week i'll be faking a stomach ache so I can work from home, so I can be here for my Apple Watch. Only Kiddinz, I can work from home when I want.

Isn't life just gosh darn great? It's a good day to be alive, just like yesterday; just like it'll be tomorrow.

Let's get that P.M.A up'n'running - I'm gonna be what i set out to be, without a doubt i'm undoubtably, and all those who look down on me; i'm tearing down your balcony. It's time to exersize those deamons; these mother fuckers are doing jumping-jax.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:52, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

alright m8

(Good evening Good evening, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:57, Reply)

Aye up

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:21, Reply)

Tear down the balconies if you want, I'm looking down on you from the parapets.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:26, Reply)

alright, Rapunzel

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:34, Reply)

Yes, mother.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:08, Reply)

It's funny you know, pirates go searching all around the world looking for treasure.
Never realising that the real treasure was with them all along - the friendships they make whilst away on adventures.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)

These new drugs you're on sound amazing.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)

They bloody well are, they should put it in the water supply.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)

FP this plz

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:52, Reply)

^king of the internet^

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)

Exercise is good for demons...

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:28, Reply)

they're also a girl's best friend.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)

And I thought OMG, look at that face, you look like, my next mistake !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)

come on friends, to the barricades again!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:29, Reply)

TO THE JOYMOBILE !

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)

In the Happiness Factory, we grind out joy like sausage, and like sausage, we primarily rely on lips and assholes for our ingredient base.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)

double-G dawg
bit nippy this morning ... might pop my columbines back in the greenhouse ... if you know what I'm saying
(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:33, Reply)

I don't know what you're saying, but I'm wanking to it anyway

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:36, Reply)

I only ever wank about psychochomp

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:41, Reply)

Totally, should be up for a bonus this month, that's the credit card sorted.
Do you know when I can do my tax rebate thing? I should be up for a fair few quid as I didn't work for like 4-5 months last fiscal year, but was paying tax on a decent wage; that'll let me square off Ma' a bit for her support in that time - if she doesn't want it though i'll take her for a fish'n'chips on a pear somewhere.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

you're always good to your old ma

(old man river possible lesbian, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

Gotta treat her, she's always seeing me straight.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)

Morning G
I reckon tomorrow will be a slightly better day to be alive, but yeah, today is alright too.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)

Only because tomo' is full of possiblities that aren't there today.
I might go through my accounts, maybe go out for lunch; meet a mate maybe - gotta do some work this weekend too, but I think i'm gonna smash through a target by about 50%.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)

Oh dear, is there a bit of "they all look the same, don't they?" in that link?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:01, Reply)

Only a touch, didn't even notice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)

I dinno wha any of this means, so i started a nu fred

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, Reply)

of course the black one won.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:30, Reply)