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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Oh what a glorious morning it is - and a friday to boot.
This time next week i'll be faking a stomach ache so I can work from home, so I can be here for my Apple Watch. Only Kiddinz, I can work from home when I want.

Isn't life just gosh darn great? It's a good day to be alive, just like yesterday; just like it'll be tomorrow.

Let's get that P.M.A up'n'running - I'm gonna be what i set out to be, without a doubt i'm undoubtably, and all those who look down on me; i'm tearing down your balcony. It's time to exersize those deamons; these mother fuckers are doing jumping-jax.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:52, 39 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
alright m8

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 7:57, Reply)
Aye up

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:21, Reply)
Tear down the balconies if you want, I'm looking down on you from the parapets.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:26, Reply)
alright, Rapunzel

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:34, Reply)
Yes, mother.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:08, Reply)
It's funny you know, pirates go searching all around the world looking for treasure.
Never realising that the real treasure was with them all along - the friendships they make whilst away on adventures.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:13, Reply)
These new drugs you're on sound amazing.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)
They bloody well are, they should put it in the water supply.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)
FP this plz

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:52, Reply)
^king of the internet^

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Exercise is good for demons...

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:28, Reply)
they're also a girl's best friend.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
And I thought OMG, look at that face, you look like, my next mistake !

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:15, Reply)
come on friends, to the barricades again!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:29, Reply)
TO THE JOYMOBILE !

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)

In the Happiness Factory, we grind out joy like sausage, and like sausage, we primarily rely on lips and assholes for our ingredient base.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:17, Reply)
double-G dawg
bit nippy this morning ... might pop my columbines back in the greenhouse ... if you know what I'm saying
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:33, Reply)
I don't know what you're saying, but I'm wanking to it anyway

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:36, Reply)
I only ever wank about psychochomp

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:41, Reply)
Totally, should be up for a bonus this month, that's the credit card sorted.
Do you know when I can do my tax rebate thing? I should be up for a fair few quid as I didn't work for like 4-5 months last fiscal year, but was paying tax on a decent wage; that'll let me square off Ma' a bit for her support in that time - if she doesn't want it though i'll take her for a fish'n'chips on a pear somewhere.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
you're always good to your old ma

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)
Gotta treat her, she's always seeing me straight.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 11:02, Reply)
Morning G
I reckon tomorrow will be a slightly better day to be alive, but yeah, today is alright too.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)
Only because tomo' is full of possiblities that aren't there today.
I might go through my accounts, maybe go out for lunch; meet a mate maybe - gotta do some work this weekend too, but I think i'm gonna smash through a target by about 50%.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:12, Reply)
Oh dear, is there a bit of "they all look the same, don't they?" in that link?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:01, Reply)
Only a touch, didn't even notice.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
I dinno wha any of this means, so i started a nu fred

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:29, Reply)
of course the black one won.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 9:30, Reply)

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