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Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
Are you a QOTWer? Do you want to start a thread that isn't a direct answer to the current QOTW? Then this place, gentle poster, is your friend.
( , Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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tell you what, bit off topic, but John Major has aged well.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32390121
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:33, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32390121
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:33, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)
Oh you *think* do you?
Well let me tell you something, you aren't paid to think. You're paid to mop floors and clean toilets so just get on with it eh?
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
Well let me tell you something, you aren't paid to think. You're paid to mop floors and clean toilets so just get on with it eh?
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
you guys said you were going to come, and I paid a man to clean it, and then you didn't come and now I have to spend ages making it dirty again.
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Looking at the current depressing line-up
I think I'd quite like John Major to be prime minister again.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
I think I'd quite like John Major to be prime minister again.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:40, Reply)
I don't know what difference that would make to the quality of forum posters
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
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Frog would probably get on with him, he's well into his cricket bantz
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I'd get on alright with him like I do most people in the world, but he's a Surrey supporter so cricket would be off the approved list of conversation topics.
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2nd West Indies Test today Tangiers, hope Tredwell gets another game. I'm worried that they'll use Rashid or Ali instead and they're pakis, not even English let alone from Kent like our Tredders.
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D'you know what I like? Those kids books that are like pared down versions of classic novels.
I've read loads of the classics this way.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)
I've read loads of the classics this way.
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I like the little books on bookshop counters that are really basic accounts of philosophy, historical events, religion etc condensed down into 4-6 sentences.
They have helped me immensely in my quest to look like but not actually know more about things than other people.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
They have helped me immensely in my quest to look like but not actually know more about things than other people.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:04, Reply)
Aforementioned fat fuck who eats only Coco Pops does that too
We call him Rickypedia
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
We call him Rickypedia
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:08, Reply)
When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had a voicemail from him
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knows everything about everything yet has achieved precisely nothing in his adult life, right?
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can't decide whether to have a £10 salad or a spicy moroccan lentil soup for lunch
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
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unpopular and unsporty kids who would once have lurked in the library and disappeared
are instead able to use their computers for ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS WORLD DOMINATION. ONLINE.
whilst sitting in their parents' basements, mainlining doritos and sweat.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
are instead able to use their computers for ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS WORLD DOMINATION. ONLINE.
whilst sitting in their parents' basements, mainlining doritos and sweat.
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
Ali is a better cricketer that Tredders though
and he can store energy bars in his beard
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
and he can store energy bars in his beard
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
I'm not sure we'll ever agree on the order, but let's agree it's not that.
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The were probably some incredibly dull posters that have stopped posting and been almost completely forgotten about and slipped away into the darkness unnoticed. That's a decent accomplishment in dullness terms.
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Hey I forgot about Shenny, what happened to her?
I thought I was in there
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I thought I was in there
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23, Reply)
I think dozer changed the account name to 'baggenfock' but i think you still have a chance
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Actually, I'm rather proud of her
She's just flown to Thailand after going on a therapy course to stop her MASSIVE fear of flying
( , Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:11, Reply)
She's just flown to Thailand after going on a therapy course to stop her MASSIVE fear of flying
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