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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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tell you what, bit off topic, but John Major has aged well.www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-32390121
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:33,
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if u luv him so much y dont u just marry him?(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:34,
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I think he's already married. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:35,
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Oh you *think* do you?Well let me tell you something, you aren't paid to think. You're paid to mop floors and clean toilets so just get on with it eh?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:36,
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I don't think I've mopped a floor or cleaned a toilet in years. (
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:38,
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And that's why no one comes round your house anymore (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:38,
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you guys said you were going to come, and I paid a man to clean it, and then you didn't come and now I have to spend ages making it dirty again.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:42,
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Looking at the current depressing line-upI think I'd quite like John Major to be prime minister again.
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I don't know what difference that would make to the quality of forum posters(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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imagine if he did post here.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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Frog would probably get on with him, he's well into his cricket bantz(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:43,
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I'd get on alright with him like I do most people in the world, but he's a Surrey supporter so cricket would be off the approved list of conversation topics.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:47,
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2nd West Indies Test today Tangiers, hope Tredwell gets another game. I'm worried that they'll use Rashid or Ali instead and they're pakis, not even English let alone from Kent like our Tredders. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:53,
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I might read my book instead(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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You must do what you feel is right, friend. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:57,
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D'you know what I like? Those kids books that are like pared down versions of classic novels.I've read loads of the classics this way.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:00,
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I like the little books on bookshop counters that are really basic accounts of philosophy, historical events, religion etc condensed down into 4-6 sentences. They have helped me immensely in my quest to look like but not actually know more about things than other people.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:04,
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Aforementioned fat fuck who eats only Coco Pops does that tooWe call him Rickypedia
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:08,
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When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had a voicemail from him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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knows everything about everything yet has achieved precisely nothing in his adult life, right?(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
I just googled to check and you're right.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:21,
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You aren't right about food though!! LOL Foodwrong!! haha yeah(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23,
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can't decide whether to have a £10 salad or a spicy moroccan lentil soup for lunch(
rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23,
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unpopular and unsporty kids who would once have lurked in the library and disappearedare instead able to use their computers for ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS WORLD DOMINATION. ONLINE.
whilst sitting in their parents' basements, mainlining doritos and sweat.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23,
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Ali is a better cricketer that Tredders thoughand he can store energy bars in his beard
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I'm not sure we'll ever agree on the order, but let's agree it's not that.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:58,
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The were probably some incredibly dull posters that have stopped posting and been almost completely forgotten about and slipped away into the darkness unnoticed. That's a decent accomplishment in dullness terms. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:01,
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Sculpture of ManPhudbree
Kroney
Naked Ape
Bear Pookie
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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Amorous BadgerMs Shenanigans
Hartley Hare
Battered
Hodor
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:09,
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Hey I forgot about Shenny, what happened to her?I thought I was in there
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:23,
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ran off with stunnedit broke monty's heart
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:24,
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She had to drive up to Scotland in her artic(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:24,
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I think dozer changed the account name to 'baggenfock' but i think you still have a chance(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:27,
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Mrs Cow's Dad looks just like him(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 12:48,
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Actually, I'm rather proud of herShe's just flown to Thailand after going on a therapy course to stop her MASSIVE fear of flying
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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Go fuck yourselfI already did
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 13:20,
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