Good morning
Please be seated. I'd like to speak to the class regarding their last proper GREAT night out.

Alt:
WORST night out

AltAlt:
Best thing about a nice sunny day
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:38, 55 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

last propa great night out was A Love From Outer Space
They played Jesus Was a B-Boy and it went OFF. Slowly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:48, Reply)

Sympathy reply reply

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:52, Reply)

all my nights out are EPIC
except that one time with the hospital and the stomach pump and the doctor who looked and spoke exactly like comedian Stephen Wright

Best thing about this sunny day us that I had an early morning call with some colonials and will have a late night call with some other colonials so will lose several hours of pleasant sunshine
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

Dr Angry?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:58, Reply)

that would be DJ Stephen Wright
I'm not sure I'd have survived if I'd woken up to his screeching gurning twatmug
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)

Do you reckon he'd have his 'posse' cheering him on as he performs his medical duties?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:10, Reply)

My most recent night out was pretty good
I drank some beer and saw three ace bands and then went home to bed the end.

Alt: Those ones you have when you're first a student, where you go somewhere really shit because it's their 'student night' and it's a Wednesday night and you don't really know or like the people you're with, yet you have to drink loads and loads of lager that's 50p a pint.

Alt: It's either beer or boobs. But I think it might be both.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

Last proper excellent night out I had was when a mate of mine was over from Zurich
Didn't even drink a great deal, just sat in the pub and told shite stories for hours

Alt:
Worst night out was probably a New Years Eve many moons ago as a young cow. Everyone I was with was drinking like it was going out of fashion and their entertainment fuses all popped at about 9:30. I spent midnight holding back my girlfriend's hair as she puked into a bin

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BREASTS
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:57, Reply)

Zurich is stained and it's not my fault.
youtu.be/kJ6v4xQh5Qo
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)

I've not heard that before
Sounds like Sonic Youth forgot to plug some pedals in. I like it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

Mark Ibold off of Pavement joined Sonic Youth for a while a couple of years ago.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:12, Reply)

MUSIC FACTS

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

He also chatted with tangledupinblue off of the internet whilst unable to get in to see Monotonix at the All Tomorrow's Parties festival in 2010, but they both failed to recognise one another.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I saw him in one of his other bands a few years ago and he'd got fat
/dullest anecdote of the day
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

I may have just trumped this above.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:19, Reply)

I'm waiting for mcbeef here

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)

it's a close call but I think I may have edged it by not even speaking to him

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:20, Reply)

this above
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)

this weekend was pretty tip top,
The band all went out together, ended up strutting our funky stuff to an incredible funk DJ in The Big Society. Really enjoyed it, had a great laugh.

Alt: went to a "masquerade ball" it was all fat chicks in bad corsets. I eventually ran away after the third proposition to go fuck in the bogs.

Altalt. Racism
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Apr 2015, 9:59, Reply)

AltAltlols
Yeah, key to an excellent night is lolling
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

the bloke we found on the Internet who is now our singer is a top bloke, got lucky there.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)

Good stuff

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

D'you fancy a fuck in the bogs?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:01, Reply)

\o

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

oh god ... I'd forgotten the dinner that turned out to be a Murder Mystery
four unemployed actors pretending to have found a corpse and failing to persuade thirty guests that they should be more interested in them than the cheese

:(
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:08, Reply)

oh god, those are terrible

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)

I think they're the only thing worse than quiz nights and fancy dress house parties for dullfucks who can't manage to enjoy themselves unaided
or possibly Paintballing
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)

Last great night out was seeing Jon Gomm, Preston Reed and Andy McKee in Gloucester.
Alt: Worst night out. Sofia, Bulgaria - December 2000. Started as a fun evening going round some bars and generally having a good time. Last bar we rocked up at had some good music on so we found some seats and settled in. Half an hour later a fight broke out at the door, shots were fired and two people died.
Stepping over the blood pool to get out was no fun.

Altalt: Working from home, Windows open, planning a pub lunch.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:04, Reply)

Scary Thing Kids Say:
As a toddler, my daughter was asleep in her cotbed and when I went to tuck her in to go to bed, she rolled over and came out with "NOBODY DIED"

ARGH!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:14, Reply)

Ha!

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:18, Reply)

My youngest used to sleepwalk
One time she walked in to the lounge, said "Wombat" and went back to bed.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:23, Reply)

she was telling you that infamous internet nonce mortal wombat was hiding under her bed

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)

or that night a pub quiz interrupted our drinking and I got ticked off for loudly pointing out that Lawrence of Arabia didn't write fucking Lady Chatterley's Lover

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:10, Reply)

So good I can't remember.
Alt: So bad I can't remember.
Altalt: Gingers spontaneously combusting.
( Muns, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)

my mate got sunburn in Yorkshire last week
Lolgeneticdeadend
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:21, Reply)

on a conference call with someone who pronounces "events" as "EE-vunts"
fuck me it's irritating
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:50, Reply)

Correct them every time they say it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:51, Reply)

EEvury

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)

there's an easy way to preevunt this

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:52, Reply)

Are they Saffer or Kiwi?

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 10:55, Reply)

kEEwuh

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:00, Reply)

the thinking man's Australian.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:13, Reply)

Indian

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:11, Reply)

Bit early for lunch

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

one of the shift engineers can't seem to get his head around the fact that despite being spelt Calorifier,
The pronunciation drops the a to make it clorifier.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)

is that a posh word for pie and chips?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:28, Reply)

asocialgrumble.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/the-pie-sandwich-its-a-way-of-life/
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

macaroni pie sandwich supper

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

My mate has his own 'meal' at Thains.
Layer of chips, layer of bacon, layer of macaroni.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)

oh, Aberdeen!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:39, Reply)

that's always been a Wigan staple for manual labourers

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

The person who introduced me to pie-rolls was a builder funnily enough.
He's also got an encyclopaedic knowledge of every burger van within a radius of about 20 miles. Including what's best to get from each one.

He told me if he's running late and doesn't have time to get breakfast on the way to work he'll park his tipper on the sand and convince his boss he needs to go to the merchants and get more.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

her indoors doesn't let me out, hahaha

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

lol

( $$ ✅, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

never had a good night out, more an epic weekend kind of guy.
u a

Sunny weather, more proof to work hard, retire early in a better, cheaper climate.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 22 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)