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	 hiya, it's grey bin day. top start to the week.
	hiya, it's grey bin day. top start to the week.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 7:58,
	
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	 I don't have a grey bin.
	I don't have a grey bin.
 	
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 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon.
 Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:03,
	
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	 I have the small grey bin because there are two sizes of grey. interesting wheelie bin fact, the Spanish firm
	I have the small grey bin because there are two sizes of grey. interesting wheelie bin fact, the Spanish firm
 	That makes many of the worlds wheelie bins also make sun loungers and other plastic outdoor furniture.
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:33,
	
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	 you sit around in bins
	you sit around in bins
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:35,
	
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	 I don't have a grey bin.
	I don't have a grey bin.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:03,
	
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	 alright
	alright
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:09,
	
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	 Green (garden waste) bin and red (recycling) bin day tomorrow
	Green (garden waste) bin and red (recycling) bin day tomorrow 
 	This week's just gonna fly by!
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:10,
	
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	 grey bin?
	grey bin?
 	what kind of voodoo shit is that?
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:13,
	
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	 Folk round 'ere ain't got no bin, we just leave bags outside the 'ouse loike in the dark ages.
	Folk round 'ere ain't got no bin, we just leave bags outside the 'ouse loike in the dark ages.
 	
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 Peej
 Peej, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:14,
	
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	 We do that in the half flat, do your porters get Sunday off too? I think it's outrageous.
	We do that in the half flat, do your porters get Sunday off too? I think it's outrageous.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:21,
	
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	 I mean, a grey bin.
	I mean, a grey bin.
 	is it for human waste?
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:21,
	
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	 and what's the deal with airline food?
	and what's the deal with airline food?
 	
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:21,
	
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	 I'll be putting my black bin(s) out, tomorrow night.
	I'll be putting my black bin(s) out, tomorrow night.
 	Bin chat is the best!
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 monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?
 monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:21,
	
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	 I love a black bin
	I love a black bin
 	so strong and big, they can take anything.
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:23,
	
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	 In Folkestone you get a green wheelie bin with a purple lid. If you squint it could look like a kind of alien phallus.
	In Folkestone you get a green wheelie bin with a purple lid. If you squint it could look like a kind of alien phallus. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:25,
	
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	 I'd love to play with the flap
	I'd love to play with the flap
 	
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:26,
	
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	 when Clarkson's PM he'll bring in daily bin collections
	when Clarkson's PM he'll bring in daily bin collections
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:23,
	
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	 him, richard hammond and james may all picking up rubbish in a hilarious way
	him, richard hammond and james may all picking up rubbish in a hilarious way
 	probably driving around in a sierra cosworth
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:26,
	
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	 haha being unironically racist as well!
	haha being unironically racist as well!
 	There's a little slope!
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:31,
	
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	 every day is grey in Yorkshire
	every day is grey in Yorkshire
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:30,
	
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	 Everyday is like Sunday
	Everyday is like Sunday
 	Everyday is silent and grey
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 $$ ✅
 $$ ✅, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:34,
	
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	 the real Morrissey song
	the real Morrissey song
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:35,
	
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	 worst Morrissey song ever
	worst Morrissey song ever
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:34,
	
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	 its lovely and sunny in north yorkshire and the unitary authority of the city of york
	its lovely and sunny in north yorkshire and the unitary authority of the city of york
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:35,
	
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	 sunny here but a hard frost
	sunny here but a hard frost
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:36,
	
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	 but still somehow dour and grey in your empty Yorkshire hearts
	but still somehow dour and grey in your empty Yorkshire hearts
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:36,
	
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	 I'm Scottish m8
	I'm Scottish m8
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:37,
	
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	 same difference
	same difference
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:37,
	
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	 a yorkshireman is essentially a Scotsman with all the warmth and generosity squeezed out of them
	a yorkshireman is essentially a Scotsman with all the warmth and generosity squeezed out of them
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:39,
	
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	 think you'll find the Scots prefer to be called dreich.
	think you'll find the Scots prefer to be called dreich.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:39,
	
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	 affa dreich the morn eh
	affa dreich the morn eh
 	
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:40,
	
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	 I'm not pandering to their illiteracy
	I'm not pandering to their illiteracy
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:41,
	
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	 You can always tell a Yorkshireman
	You can always tell a Yorkshireman
 	But you can't tell him much
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Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:51,
	
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	 The staff deal with all that sort of thing here, darling
	The staff deal with all that sort of thing here, darling  
 	Nice and sunny down south today
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 8:53,
	
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	 I have staff, you have a shared resource.
	I have staff, you have a shared resource.
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:01,
	
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	 oh god don't encourage it
	oh god don't encourage it
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:10,
	
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	 Nobody encouraged you to start populating OT with your tedious shit when you bored everyone off talk
	Nobody encouraged you to start populating OT with your tedious shit when you bored everyone off talk 
 	And yet here you are 10,000th post after 10,000th post...
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:12,
	
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	 you're the only one upset by it, porky
	you're the only one upset by it, porky
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:20,
	
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	 Not so uggo
	Not so uggo 
 	Hardly anyone bothers posting since you started your tedious brand of "gramps knows best about everything and sneers at everyone else".
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:23,
	
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	 you and your boyfriend are still top of the stats
	you and your boyfriend are still top of the stats
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:51,
	
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	 Haha
	Haha
 	Try adding your accounts together you utter weirdo
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:56,
	
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	 you and your boyfriend would still be top of the stats
	you and your boyfriend would still be top of the stats
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:57,
	
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	 yes dear
	yes dear
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:04,
	
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	 'Member when bin day just meant remembering to leave the back gate unlocked so the binnies could let themselves in and then carry your un-wheeled bin on their shoulders, like proper men, to the bin cart?
	'Member when bin day just meant remembering to leave the back gate unlocked so the binnies could let themselves in and then carry your un-wheeled bin on their shoulders, like proper men, to the bin cart?
 	I can't help thinking Britain has lost its backbone since the switch to wheelie bins and having to do half of the binmen's job for them.
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:06,
	
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	 'member gas street lighting and coal delivered by horses? And the plague?
	'member gas street lighting and coal delivered by horses? And the plague?
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:09,
	
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	 member before the Clean Air act, people were wheezier then
	member before the Clean Air act, people were wheezier then
 	
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 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?
 d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:12,
	
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	 'member the Boer war before antibiotics and basic sanitation in hospitals?
	'member the Boer war before antibiotics and basic sanitation in hospitals?
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:14,
	
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	 You must do
	You must do 
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:15,
	
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	 The garbage man can.
	The garbage man can.
 	
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 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?
 JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:22,
	
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	 but can he bake a sunrise
	but can he bake a sunrise
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:35,
	
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	 It's dead boring ever since everyone left all because of shambles
	It's dead boring ever since everyone left all because of shambles
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:45,
	
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	 he's such a prick
	he's such a prick
 	no wonder tangled left in a big hissy strop
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:49,
	
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	 Stay agrey from my bout bins.
	Stay agrey from my bout bins.
 	Or something like that.
My computer threw a wobbly when I was on holiday and now it won't do anything I tell it to. Nice.
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 .Yeti.
 .Yeti., Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:51,
	
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	 try turning it off, then turning it back on
	try turning it off, then turning it back on
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:52,
	
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	 ^^works in IT
	^^works in IT
 	
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:58,
	
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	 +Sh
	+Sh
 	
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Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:07,
	
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	 Yah, I totally tried this.
	Yah, I totally tried this.
 	I reckon it's become gummed-up with a whole load of 
grot software that I no longer use.
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 .Yeti.
 .Yeti., Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:43,
	
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	 can't see this because I left
	can't see this because I left
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:52,
	
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	 it's a terribly shame that nobody posts on this board that we're all posting on
	it's a terribly shame that nobody posts on this board that we're all posting on
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:54,
	
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	 because of the horribly bullies
	because of the horribly bullies
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 9:58,
	
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	 no I post fewer than you
	no I post fewer than you
 	
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 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes
 tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:00,
	
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	 don't make me delete2.0 this
	don't make me delete2.0 this
 	
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 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black
 drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:01,
	
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	 wish you did, lentilbreath
	wish you did, lentilbreath
 	
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 rachelswipe with a fork
 rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 27 Apr 2015, 10:04,
	
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	 Cheers
	Cheers 
 	
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