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Tell me of the time a collaboration made your tits tingle.
alt. Lunch
altalt. I've been invited to go camping for a weekend (I know lol). Do you like being at one with nature or are you a city person at heart?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:01,
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when grohl joined qotsa
When nine inch nails hooked up with Pete Murphy
When And The Hippos Were Boiled in Their Tanks finally got published
A Love From Outer Space
Nathan Barley.
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Good evening Good evening, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:04,
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Peter Noone knows
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:09,
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Petain
My all time collaborator
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Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:04,
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dunno to all apart from the altalt which is yes to both
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:05,
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Aerosmith & Run-D.M.C. I'm not sure if that can ever be topped
alt: Yes please
alt:alt: Camping is for pricks, I don't mind nature but 4 walls, hot running water and central heating is a must.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:08,
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Its tricky to think past that
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:09,
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it's like that and that's the way it is, Huh
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:12,
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Temple Of The Dog - Hunger Strike
I FUCKING LOVE that song
Alt:
Beans on toast with fuckloads of hot pepper sauce and cbeese
AltAlt:
At one with nature. I really like living near the sea.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:08,
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Agreeing with Sporters here.
Whole album - brilliant.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:45,
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RuPaul and Lady Gaga
Sugababes and Girls Aloud
Bananarama and Lanananeeneenoonoo
Spice Girls and the Sugar Lumps
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:11,
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Comedy songs are always good, especially when they feature the hilarious French and Saunders
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:13,
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I love their movie spoofs too :)
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:14,
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It's funny because Dawn French portrays the main characters as a fat woman.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:18,
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everyone loves fat chicks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48,
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meato definitely does
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:24,
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wor jase doesn't view them as 'comedy songs'
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Good evening Good evening, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:15,
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I like motorhomes. I like the city. I like the countryside. I am a none camp, stealth bummer.
Alt. Fancy chilled ravioli.
Collaborators, Marx and Engel, the gang of four and the wombles
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:14,
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do you dress like a lumberjack?
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:15,
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lumberjack look is the gayest look.
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:17,
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gayer than lederhosen and a little feathered cap?
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:19,
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much gayer, were talking LA LA lah LEZ B AN
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d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:21,
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tsk ... like lessbians are even a real thing
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:22,
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The Bug vs Earth are playing at Supersonic, which should be pretty good.
I particularly enjoyed when
[BAND NAME REDACTED] joined my band for our album launch.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:17,
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can you launch something downwards?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:18,
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y
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:19,
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I liked that one with Cutty Ranks
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:20,
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link pls
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:22,
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Pleased to note that the lyrics seem to mostly revolve around a raggamuffin murrrrdererrr
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:35,
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EXACTLY
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:36,
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Vanilla Ice
I like camping under the stars surrounded by wild animals and ting.
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:18,
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This one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Un3TmvzoVYM nothing has or ever will beat it.
Alt. 12 packs of wotsits and a bottle of tizer
AltAlt I like Camping but its more about the drinking than being at one with nature.
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Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:20,
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you deffo win at lunch
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:21,
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if not life.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:24,
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a life without Tizer is no life at all
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:27,
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John Lee Hooker and Bonnie Raitt
Also, the utterly amazing b3ta collaboration project back in the day.
Alt: Give us a chance, it's still early yet.
AltAlt: camping is shit and for benders.
Oh.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:23,
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www.eclectech.co.uk/rfe.php
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:28,
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i lol'd at this
www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/ed-miliband/11564637/Miliband-could-savage-our-cities-faster-than-any-bomb.htmlto illustrate an article about housing, you need a picture of miliband stabbing his brother in the back, struggling to eat a bacon sandwich, and ooooh being a womaniser? dirtier than socks.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:28,
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well, what do you expect from the Torygraph?
You silly little woman.
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Good evening Good evening, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:31,
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fair, balanced and reasoned journalism
just like your bible, the daily mail.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:32,
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the telegraph offers none of those things
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:35,
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no, really??
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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really
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44,
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yes ... the Telegraph is famously non-partisan during elections
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38,
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alright dr birmingham
your opinion is even more worthless than bo-jo's, ta.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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I'm sorry that people keep pointing out your stupidity
Perhaps be less stupid?
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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yer.....i'm not interested in another lecture from you on yet another topic about which you know fuck-all but think you know everything, ta
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:42,
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I'm sorry for trying to help you be less stupid
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48,
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i'm sorry you can't see that you're more full of shit than a portaloo at one of your beloved festivals
but there we are.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54,
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What does she expect from an article written by Boris Johnson?
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Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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you kind of would
even though he's rotten to the core.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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that's a video, friend
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:32,
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I had a Friends video once.
Could I *be* any more waki?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39,
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I don't know mate, I wish I had all the answers, I really do
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40,
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were you on a break at the time?
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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The Independent seem to have something against Russell Brand too.
Weird.
Ive gone full circle with Katie Hopkins too. cant stand the woman now. She's a parody of herself.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:36,
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I think that 'something' may be to do with him being a fucking stupid cunt.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38,
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with stupid fucking ideas about not voting
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:38,
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his horoscopes were always rubbish too
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39,
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fat poofs are fucking shit, quite literally
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40,
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not voting is cool if you're just lazy, as a revolutionary statement it's bent.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40,
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as a revolutionary statement it's breathtakingly stupid
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40,
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yeah alright shut up about it now no one cares
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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not clicking this
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43,
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i clicked it for you
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44,
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depends
if you combine it with an army and overthrow the government it could be more effective
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43,
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you are proposing the overthrow of democratic government and replacing it with a military dictatorship?
Typical Tory.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:45,
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i was merely pointing out that it depends whether you combine your inaction with action
but now you come to mention it...
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46,
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We should take the vote away from anyone who refuses to use it.
Then see how much they care about ploitics.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:43,
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i don't use it and i don't care about politics, i don't care about anything because i'm cool
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44,
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*disenfranchises*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:44,
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not even on the electoral register m8, that's just how i roll. i'm far too busy having a gr8 time to worry about the day to day worries of all you rats in the rat race
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46,
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Are you saying there was a time when you had a different opinion of Katie Hopkins?
Jesus, Jayson.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:39,
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it was back when she was a man
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40,
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She came across as "ok" on Big Brother.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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Big Brother?
Jesus, Jason.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52,
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Now see what you've gone and done Jayson, you big twat?
You've made me AGREE with DOZER.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:54,
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fod
I like the celebrity one.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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that's possibly worse than the spastics one
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58,
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Celebrity spastics.
I'm surprised they've just not declared Stephen Hawking to be king and finished it.
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you're a sweet little man.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53,
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<s>little</s> fat
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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<s>sweet</s> bald
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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<s>man</s> potato
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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clicking all these.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:57,
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likewise
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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bastards.
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:36,
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A sweet potato?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:57,
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Ummmm
Why would my socks be dirty?
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Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:40,
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cornish tin miner
you're the closest we've got
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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There are no working mines in Cornwall soz
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Peej, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58,
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lazy
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58,
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Oh NO
Not Keith Harris! Say it ain't so!
Wiv Da Angles
Probably with his hand up their bums.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:41,
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I'm hoping for some saccharine animated tribute of Orville finally flying with angel wings
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lol man river definite greek god, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:42,
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67, he wasn't even that old.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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Not even on my radar yet.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51,
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lol
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:58,
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iggy pop and Death in Vegas.
I AM A MURDERER.
Alt: sandwiches and moaning in the tea room. They've moved a chap called old Bob to our site, he's a Fucking hilarious old hateful cunt.
Altalt: I do enjoy camping. I also enjoy hotels.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:46,
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How about putting up tents in hotel rooms?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:47,
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only if you fill the tent with cannabis smoke
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48,
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Camping is all about the cannabis smoke as far as I'm concerned.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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bonfires, cannabis and barbecue.
I've got a mean recipe for vegan bbq chicken (doesn't have chicken)
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51,
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Great, when do we go?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53,
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summer in Nottingham forest
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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hateful about what?
quotes, we need quotes.
i love a nice hotel, me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:47,
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I haven't been camping since I did DofE.
Far too fond of plumbing and mains electricity.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:48,
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i hadn't until we went to the big chill
and my friend had only brought half the tent; we had to lash it to other surrounding tents like some kind of saggy canvas parasite.
never again.
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"he's not a Fucking engineer, the only thing he can engineer is a shit in the morning, and he gets that all over his hands"
"If he was any Fucking stupider, he'd forget how to fall over"
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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hahahaha
he sounds great
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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he is yeah, my new favourite.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52,
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"Lol"
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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why is he so horrible about you?
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51,
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you're mean.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52,
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he loves you really
when you got him drunk, he came in at about 2am going, "windy pig's EXCELLENT." about 137 times.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53,
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we need to organise further drinking.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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windy pig is a nice man and one day i hope we can be friends
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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What he meant was that WindyPig was better at sex than you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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there's a height difference that would make sex between us awkward.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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not if i bring my sex ladder
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:56,
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proper lol.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:57,
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he clearly has a thing for long ginger hair
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rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:01,
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and retards
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:01,
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Ugly ones
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:02,
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Bit harsh, mate.
Poor WP.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:03,
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These are great!
He needs to post on here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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that was an alright album eh
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:47,
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I liked it yerr.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:50,
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Dirge is a right tune.
I have the weatherall mix somewhere in my archives.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:51,
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I don't have any interest in hearing it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:52,
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neither do I
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:53,
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Dirge and Aisha were the best two on there
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:03,
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yer prolly
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:05,
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I saw them at Glastonbury years ago monged off my tits
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:10,
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^life changing bumbles
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:11,
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Industrial quantities of Carling and E
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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bumholes more like!!!!!
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GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:37,
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their bassist is mcbeef's best mate
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 13:12,
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Camping's fantastic if you do it properly.
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Muns, Tue 28 Apr 2015, 12:55,
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Hello Sailor!
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