NO EGG CHAT!!
Im actually really looking forward to a weekend in Newcastle. What are YOU looking forward to?
Im spending each day with different groups of friends who don't really like each other. It's hard work being universally liked. What do YOU find hard?
alt. what do you like to graze on? Im into flavoured almonds atm.
altalt. Are you beach body ready?
Why all the fuss over that ad?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:07, 135 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

dunno to all

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:16, Reply)

CLASSIC MEATY!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

He's a lot darker than I imagined.
But nice leather waistcoat, eh Jase?
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:33, Reply)

I'm the black Nick Berry

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

A winning loooser

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:46, Reply)

That gives me a great idea for a new sitcom.

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:49, Reply)

Bamalam!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:31, Reply)

you eggless cunt
I've got a massive sack of almonds that I can't be bothered to crack open

If anybody knows a student or immigrant who wants a few hours work cracking almonds then Gaz us up
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)

Woah there, Action Jackson
That's far too many questions for one post.

Also, which ad?
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:18, Reply)

The bird in the yellow bikini sticking her minge out.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)

You could always google it fuckspaz

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:22, Reply)

The one Peej mentioned in a better thread a few days ago because he's the best one here, current, interesting, topical and handsome. An anti-jasum if you will.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:24, Reply)

STOP FLIRTING!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

it's alright
you can have him
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:38, Reply)

Shake'n'Vac

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:26, Reply)

I haven't been following any of this.
Have I had me tea?
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:31, Reply)

god I hope not
it's probably an ancient Lipton bag in a cup of warm water
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

I've got to wash down my Vesta curry with something.
( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:38, Reply)

A night of uninterrupted sleep

I don't find many things that hard, being a very wealthy, strong, good looking and highly intelligent young man.

Cold/cured meats and cheese

Yes. Most people's lives are so dull and unfulfilling that they feel better about themselves if they are fighting in some terribly important battle against a perceived injustice, even if it is pathetic and irrelevant.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)

I'm looking forward to your death.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:21, Reply)

I bet they don't even have scotch eggs at the wake
the eggless pricks
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)

typical tattie heided buftie cunts

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:27, Reply)

I've no idea what you just said but I absolutely agree

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:28, Reply)

He was speaking whisky

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:32, Reply)

I like Bells with lots of ice and diet coke and a tatty sprig of mint

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:34, Reply)

I prefer Famous Grouse with Irn Bru and loads of ice.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:35, Reply)

irn bru is just Tizer for nancyboys

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)

I am a flagrant nancyboy woofter buftie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

I've no idea what you just said but I absolutely agree

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:39, Reply)

They can live for decades these days
You might be in for a long wait unfortunately.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:29, Reply)

another win for science!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:33, Reply)

the great eugenics experiment has gone horribly horribly wrong

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:35, Reply)

Fucking scientists.
First the atom bomb and now this.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)

atom BUM mor like!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:47, Reply)

Little boy and Fat Man
lol
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:50, Reply)

Enola Gay!!!
... oh
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:14, Reply)

eggs to all

( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:27, Reply)

Three days off - I forgot it was bank holiday!
\o/
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:31, Reply)

Oh yeah! though Monday will be spent travelling with a monumental hangover

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:33, Reply)

I'm really rather looking forward to this weekend

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:41, Reply)

I'm actually looking forward to the cycling on Saturday.
All those fit muscly men in lycra, cor!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:36, Reply)

Why do they shave their legs?

(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

post-ride sweat fucks

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:38, Reply)

I'm seeing them at Infest!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:44, Reply)

*office smirk*

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:15, Reply)

Ner smirking in the office

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:18, Reply)

common thought is it reduces drag but the real reason is makes treating gashes, cuts and general wounds
Much easier to clean and bandage.
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

I think I'm signed up for a cycle thing this weekend
that was a bit foolish
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

tour de yorkshire?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:58, Reply)

I'd quite like that
Although I'm not sure my winter legs are up to hills
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:05, Reply)

got monty and mini monty coming over on sunday, that will be most lolsome
alt: depends, sometimes savoury, sometimes sweet innit. i bought some treats for the team yesterday as one of the juniors did really well, and we still have a big bag of mixed toffees left. why does liquorice toffee exist? who do they think is going to eat that?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:37, Reply)

\o
I love liquorice toffee
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:40, Reply)

too right.
and whisky toffee.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:47, Reply)

Thirded
see also treacle toffee
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 11:55, Reply)

in order in this packet
treacle toffee
plain toffee
mint toffee (just about acceptable)
















liquorice toffee (skank for skanks)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:00, Reply)

all toffee can fuck right off apart from banana toffos

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)

You're all getting salmiak for your birthday.

( .Yeti., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:10, Reply)

Theres nothing wrong with the ad
Every fucking magazine on the shelf has "Get your perfect body for summer" on the front cover.
( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:32, Reply)

Some mental women tweeted the director of the company
and he tweeted her back calling her a fat mentalist.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

it does seem odd to me what gets targeted.
There are thousands of women's mags all over the world covered in beach body supplements and how to lose 30lbs in 30 days and other such wank. why does this one advert get a load of shout fat people rubbing their sweaty faces all over it?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)

And then she admitted that she was mental and him pointing it out made her sad.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)

:-(((

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)

was she "triggered"

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)

Pretty much
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-ouch-32497580
(PsychoChomp, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:48, Reply)

fat mental cow.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:54, Reply)

She sounds like a right barrell of laughs
I must go and see her show
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:58, Reply)

barrel haha spelling!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

lol you fell for it
trolled you good and proper
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:19, Reply)

yeah I knew so I was trolling the troll which is a funny thing to do haha the internet eh u couldn't make it up

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

oh dear

( $$ ✅, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)

Then he did a smiley face and a thumbs up
the monster
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:57, Reply)

Good

( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

I find my cock hard at all the BeachBody® people especially Shaun T® and his Hip Hop Abs®
Cunts®
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)

tl,Dr.
What's up homes?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)

candles!!!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)

4 MORE YEARS! 4 MORE YEARS!

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:43, Reply)

how fit would a tranny have to be before you'd consider giving them one?
Quincho and Jase, soz, this is for the non perverts only.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:51, Reply)

you've got issues you need to deal with through a professional.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)

it's just a hypothetical question I'm asking on behalf of a friend of a friend

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 12:55, Reply)

i think it's too late for that
let's have a whipround, send him off to switzerland.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:00, Reply)

this is the (tobler) only sensible thing you have ever posted

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:01, Reply)

You couldn't have enough surgery sorry Dozer

( Peej, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)

I could try m8

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Depends if you could find a surgeon to attach a hamster to the front

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)

just off for a wank

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)

*phones RSPCA*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:20, Reply)

Footlong meatball with spicy cbeese
Fucking NOM
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:22, Reply)

That'll be £5 boss

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:24, Reply)

£5.30 with a drink

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:25, Reply)

Prawn pho with extra spiciness and a couple of summer rolls.
Get in.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:26, Reply)

I have meatsweats now

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 Apr 2015, 13:29, Reply)