Its due to piss it down on Sunday innit?
Flogging some shite on eBay which ends tomorrow night. Mrs Cow out for her mates 40th birthday tonight so I'll be watching a terrible film or something. ParkRun in the morning, followed by staying out of the house as builders are working all weekend.

There's a farm open day thingy on Monday that was good last year so might pop along to that.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:55, 2 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

A farm thing?
It's rock and fucking roll Chez Sporters innit?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:56, Reply)

Kids innit?
Fucking ruin EVERYTHING
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:57, Reply)

little cunts.
which I prefer.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 May 2015, 11:58, Reply)

^penis like a shoelace^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

Seriously, some of the shit I've had to endure because someone thinks the kids will enjoy it.
I know for a fact that both of my kids love charging around in the pub and eating crisps, yet that is hardly ever considered.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:00, Reply)

I'm extensively training mine for this

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

It's your fault for having kids in the first place.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

I didn't know did I

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)

so YOU'RE the prick that brings his children to the pub.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

They can pretty much do as they please while they're there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:05, Reply)

This seems to be most people's parenting strategy these days.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 1 May 2015, 12:06, Reply)

the punters really like it when mine help them on the gambler or with their tricky pool shots

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:08, Reply)

or beat them at table football

(lol man river definite greek god, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:11, Reply)

try locking them in the car with a bottle of coke and a paper straw each
they really like that
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:02, Reply)

*has flash back to 70's childhood*

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)

^remembering being worn like a glove puppet by his dad

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:41, Reply)

Altogether now.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 1 May 2015, 12:09, Reply)