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wevening

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:34, 183 replies, latest was 10 years ago)
makin curry

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:36, Reply)
Apparently to stop wasting bread I could use some of them for breadcrumbs.
Educational programing at it's best.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:37, Reply)
at it is best

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:38, Reply)
Watcha making?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:39, Reply)
curry, with cumin

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:40, Reply)
"Chef's special sauce".

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 18:41, Reply)
come again!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:43, Reply)
Right laugh here, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 18:49, Reply)
where?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)
Over there >>>>>

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)
the acropolis?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:57, Reply)
Could be; I'm not sure.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 18:57, Reply)
there's prolly a sign or summat

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
Probably says "the Acropolis."

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:06, Reply)
it's all in wrong letters though

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:08, Reply)
It's OK, my wife speaks the lingo.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)
not once that nice Mr Farage gets his way

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)
Not a problem; she's just talented with languages and not actually Greek.
Unlike your wife, the dirty forrin heathen.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:11, Reply)
haw hee haw

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:12, Reply)
Chicken thigh spices and chickpeas at the moment.
Make up as you go along curry tonight.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:43, Reply)
Best sort. Avoid the food snobbery.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:44, Reply)
gonna put a few slices of dairylee on the top to make it look nice.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:48, Reply)
alright gonz

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:54, Reply)
AndBranston pickle?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:57, Reply)
up yours, horse fucker

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:40, Reply)
Evening jay.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:42, Reply)
Deep Brain Thrombosis

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)
Mine.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
word up, horbster

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)
upset

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 18:55, Reply)
Total apple cart going on here.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 18:58, Reply)
I refuse to believe this, because you're not a knob.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:00, Reply)
I could be if you wanted me to be.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:00, Reply)
Always good to know the service it there if required.
You alright m8?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
I'm "alright."
No more, no less. How's life in Budgie land?
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
wicked and ace as usual.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:04, Reply)
Sorry I meant TERRIBLY UPSETTING AND AWFUL AND I NEVER HAVE ANY FUN

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:04, Reply)
It's grim down south.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:07, Reply)
i'm waiting for a client to call me back
then i am out of here. working from home tomorrow morning and got friday off, so not THAT grim.
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:10, Reply)
you do have to live with me though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:12, Reply)
Have you got your housing benefit sorted yet? It can be pricey in the capital, renting a room.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
What?
Is this your stinging comeback after I found out your business is running at a loss?
(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
maybe cranley can recommend an insolvency practitioner

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)
Put the price of a pint up, that should do it.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
Looks like he's tried that, sad times. I'd mortgage one of my houses to help but I don't want to have a mortgage again and he has a very poor credit rating.

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
he even tried a whisky night to try and attract a more sophisticated punter, didn't work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
he should come down soon for MOAR BEERZ

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:00, Reply)
I wish I could :(

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
ack. we should get sporters down too
show the southern lager top drinking poofters how it's done
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:03, Reply)
Sporters is a good chap.
We will get down as soon as circumstances allow it, but I fear it may not be for a while yet. A bit like the next episodes of Sherlock.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:05, Reply)
oh you mean in victorian fancy dress?

(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)
The sad thing is, I could actually pull that look off...

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:10, Reply)
we'll have a theme for the next bash
no, really, we'll ALL come dressed in victorian gear... really.....
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:11, Reply)
Consults wardrobe...
Yep, not a problem. frock coat, wing collar shirt, cravat...
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:12, Reply)
you'd need a Downs syndrome mask too look like cumberbatch though

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:13, Reply)
That's OK, my wife works with special needs kids.
I'm sure there'll be a downser I could flay.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)
Isn't it 'complex needs' now?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
Crayon, window.
Nowt complex about it mate.

Actually, it more autisms she works with, which is probably why she doesn't post on here anymore. Reminds her of work.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:17, Reply)
terrible bullying of...
just about everyone
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
Does that mean I'm officially a knob, now?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
nah
you're on the "alright" list you are
(I helped save b3ta! rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
*Does Peter Griffin hand clapping thing*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)
Good research material though.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
She learned all she needed within the first 18 months of signing up, tbh.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Workhouse rags, then?

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
Not yet, my eyes haven't fully recovered from being dazzled by his shirt

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)
Ha.
It was rather splendid. Still is, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:02, Reply)
Ive had a right bad stomach all day.
I almost sharted before.

Kebab tonight, then.
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:10, Reply)
something something too much spunk something

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:11, Reply)
"no garlic sauce tonight, mate, the memories are still a bit raw."

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
NDITB silly boots
Im strictly top dear.
Well, not strictly. Never say never amirite?
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:18, Reply)
Top Dear?
Sounds like a supremely chutney-esque car programme in which they review pink, convertible Nissan Micras and Ka's.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
Apparently there was a fb petition suggesting Julian Clary to host the next series. Interesting.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
I don't think the word "interesting" means what you think it means

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)
Cue lots of tedious jokes about 'driving', being 'right up someone's arse', skidmarks etc etc
Lol and, indeed, roffle.
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)
And rallying up the dirt track; don't forget that.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)
keyless entry if you know what I mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)
I don't know what you mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)
Satellite naviGAYtion.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
automatic "handbrake"

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:30, Reply)
I still don't know what you mean

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
Massive prolapsed exhaust pipe.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)
heated passenger seat?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:32, Reply)
I don't know what you mean.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
"Burning rubber"

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
awkward hill start

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)
men engaging in penetrative anal intercourse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
Vauxhall Chevron

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
rear parking camera

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)
Sump oil.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
qashqai? qashqueer more like

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)
Kia C'eed? Coo-eed, more like!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:24, Reply)
crossover? cross dresser more like amirite?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)
*Taps nose*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)
*pats booty*

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
*fondles gearstick*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)
*spills sump oil*

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
haha

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:55, Reply)
many of my colleagues opted for the Skoda vrs, needless to say I had the last laugh

(I helped save b3ta! d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)
Skoda vrs? Skoda ... ummm ... v arse? quee-arse? More like?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:30, Reply)
Lamborghini Moustache.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)
Coon 'tache more like!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
Steady on, mate.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
Blackbeard more like!!!!

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
Haha! I'd watch

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:38, Reply)
you're all 'fucking bent' btw too xx

(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
^top quear

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:39, Reply)
he's the gayest Geordie ... in the world

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
^ raving irons

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)
^james gay

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:41, Reply)
^ Wary of the "follow through."

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:42, Reply)
^the bumster^

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:43, Reply)
^prichard bummond

(I helped save b3ta! MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:43, Reply)
The Fig

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 19:44, Reply)
Star in the reasonably priced public convenience.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 6 May 2015, 19:50, Reply)
BROWN STAR on the reasonably priced COCK
MORE LIKE
(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:22, Reply)
All we know is....
He stabs-shit.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 6 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)
ha some men have sex with men, I can't stop finding that hilarious.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:45, Reply)
strikethrough hilarious a turn on

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:50, Reply)
ha ha ha

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:50, Reply)
what a fucking lazy prick eh

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:52, Reply)
Lazy pricks are harder to fuck, in my experience.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 May 2015, 22:15, Reply)
Pop em in the freezer for a bit

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:18, Reply)
best one here xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:52, Reply)
aw thanx hun

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 21:56, Reply)
andrew neil y/n

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:00, Reply)
only if he wears his wifebeater

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:09, Reply)
Is this place still open?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 May 2015, 22:03, Reply)
Person of interest season finaleeeeeeeeee

(PsychoChomp, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
I've only seen two episodes of this half of the season...
I've got a lot backed up on Sky+.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 May 2015, 22:08, Reply)
Evening
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(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:09, Reply)
you fucker I dun a massive lol at that

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:28, Reply)
what a great site
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(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:32, Reply)
^ new 'EBM' track

(I helped save b3ta! drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:33, Reply)
amusing and arousing

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:32, Reply)
but enough about Gormo.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 6 May 2015, 22:34, Reply)
alright, demimod

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:36, Reply)
\o/

(I helped save b3ta! Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 6 May 2015, 22:42, Reply)

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