Vote tangledupinblue!
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/25727

Or just talk about your lunch or summat
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:40, 109 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

why have you not voted for yourself?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:43, Reply)

doesn't want to waste his vote.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:44, Reply)

Not very sporting, is it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:51, Reply)

It's allowed.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:55, Reply)

so is murder

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:57, Reply)

terrible gerrymandering

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:45, Reply)

I'm like Dame Shirley Porter or summat

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:01, Reply)

there's an up to date reference for the kids

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

Windy has been around long enough to know which grown ups to ask to explain these things

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:07, Reply)

no

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:48, Reply)

Fair enough

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:01, Reply)

depends what we are voting for
i would vote for tangledupinblue to be rolled in raw mince and then dropped into a tiger enclosure, for example. but not for PM, never ever ever. not even of a derelict wasteland.

lunch? it turns out that if you get the trainee at the £10 salad place, they have no idea about serving sizes and you get way more of the good stuff crammed into your box (fnar fnar).
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 12:58, Reply)

Quorn mince, I hope.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

poor tigers

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:06, Reply)

Haven't seen anyone's manifesto for the /talk elections and I never go on /talk anyway, so sod it.
Had tuna pasta with Swiss blue cheese and onions for lunch. Hot damn I feel like an anecdote king today.
( .Yeti., Thu 7 May 2015, 12:59, Reply)

POST OF THE DAY

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:01, Reply)

I feel sorry for those people he has on ignore who are missing out

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:02, Reply)

ignore 2.0 ruining the internet yet again

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:04, Reply)

It's a shadow of AA's best work.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

Thanks babez, love you all xxx
I didn't know A. A. Milne posted on here.
( .Yeti., Thu 7 May 2015, 13:07, Reply)

Tawain explaining the election
www.youtube.com/watch?v=vczSt2RLuCY
(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:29, Reply)

How the hell do the Taiwanese know us so well?

(Twangy Rubber, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:35, Reply)

Even the slittiest of eyes can watch Have I got news for you.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

If I win, I'll probably rub one out

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:40, Reply)

this thread needs more feet chat

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:45, Reply)

just close your eyes and join in with the cheese chat

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 7 May 2015, 13:46, Reply)

Vanessa Feltz's ankles on Kate Moss's feet

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:05, Reply)

dipped in soft goats cheese

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:08, Reply)

with chutney on the side

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Julian Clary?

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)

I wish!

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)

I couldn't be bothered leaving the house so I just mashed the yellow Ceefax button a few times. It'll still count yeah?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 May 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Y

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:04, Reply)

bored

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:05, Reply)

I've got so much to do before COB tomorrow but I can't be bothered.
I've got a funeral tomorrow afternoon too.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:08, Reply)

bunk off early and hide in the coffin
nobody will look for you in there
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)

ive got nothing to do again, 51 minutes until pub time too, well shit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:09, Reply)

RIP Clive :(
youtu.be/IMwneeEb-zE
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:12, Reply)

poo

( $$ ✅, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:27, Reply)

poopular pagin diss

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:39, Reply)

I voted blue today already, Jesus!
Horrid day. The dialler system just went kaput completely thanks to BT.
Back on now mind but WOW
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:45, Reply)

Really?
Disappointing.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:48, Reply)

You idiot.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:50, Reply)

Why do you hate your own kind?

(PsychoChomp, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:52, Reply)

If it's illegal, it's more exciting.

( Muns, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:56, Reply)

To be fair most of that lot are closet jobs anyway
I cant wait to hear the news that Gideon has died during a strangle wank
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)

Ohh Jason. :(

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:02, Reply)

Its not BT its the Tories they hate dialler systems
How do you feel now.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:04, Reply)

ignore this lot
just because you've voted for a party that's failed to deliver on any of its election promises, lost the country its credit rating, and increased debt despite cutting services to the point where people are actually dying from poverty, and which had lurched to the reactionary right to recapture votes from the queer bashing fruitloops of ukip

you stick to your guns, petal
(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)

Well.
That's swung my vote.

Tory it is!
( Muns, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:14, Reply)

TD;FY

(lol man river definite greek god, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:46, Reply)

What's in it for me?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:55, Reply)

Ask not what's in it for you, but what you can put in it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 7 May 2015, 15:58, Reply)

Dog cock?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:00, Reply)

No, it's a pepparami actually.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:03, Reply)

How many equal a sausage again?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Thu 7 May 2015, 16:06, Reply)