as prime minister of /talk, I'd like to discuss trade

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:47, 118 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

You can have DBT if brb or spanishfly die. He'd be a perfect replacement.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:50, Reply)

I was more hoping to send you spanishfly

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:14, Reply)

The best outcome is that you take DBT because spanishfly has died. I believe this is best for all parties and will be campaigning for the right and fair result for everyone.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)

You can have our bins but you'll never take the way our threads are seperate.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)

pipe down, the non rapey adults are talking

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:15, Reply)

What is the /talk hierachy? Who is the king don?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:52, Reply)

I'm starting a swingers club slash wine bar can you guess what I'm going to call it?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 18:56, Reply)

Axl Hos

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:01, Reply)

Rosé with the Ho's eh.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:09, Reply)

I've got a nommy turkey tikka massala on the go.
I am very much looking forward to nomming it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2015, 19:17, Reply)

Turkey?
Where did you nick that from?
(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:23, Reply)

£7 for two decent sized thighs.
I'm doing a fuckload and then gonna freeze it. Turkey holds together better than chicken when it's defrosted.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2015, 19:25, Reply)

Turkey is excellent meat. We get duck regularly, that's a good one to play with. Just chucks out so much fat!

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)

I've always found duck disappointed when it's not done Chinese style.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:30, Reply)

Disappointed? They're quackers m8!!!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:31, Reply)

Really? Just drain the fat out, it's good stuff.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:32, Reply)

I've found it to be a bit tart.
The spice shop round me does chicken boobs that are massive though, two comes to nearly a kilo.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:34, Reply)

I am now hungry again. 😢

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:37, Reply)

Duck is nice.
We sometimes do sticky pork ribs with oyster sauce, chilli flakes, star anise, garlic and honey, then use the remaining sauce and paint a whole duck with it and roast it. It's fucking fantastic.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2015, 19:32, Reply)

what a massive fucken whoopsie

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:22, Reply)

your usually fuckin a whoopsie

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)

I bet whenever he has a curry, he has mangoo chutney as a side.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)

Yeah, a backside! Like a bum!!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)

KNOW WAI!

(katie hopkins telling it where its at, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)

you're usually a tedium who pipes up when I post on an evening

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)

I thought you'd enjoy 'pipes up' m8!!!! Hahahha oh boy!

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:33, Reply)

Right laugh, etc.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2015, 19:35, Reply)

I can throw my full weight behind this observation.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:26, Reply)

He'd like it
up the tradesmans
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:28, Reply)

damn you!

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)

I heard he was part of an Irish breaking and entering team, he was the turd burglar.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)

I hear Jase does toilet trade.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:27, Reply)

I heard he takes it up the trades.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:29, Reply)

I'll give you a couple of dog-eared pokemon cards from my stepson's bedroom floor
in exchange for a million quid. I'd usually ask for £1.5 million, but they're also a bit sticky.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 13 May 2015, 19:40, Reply)

has he not found your copies of knave or something?

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:15, Reply)

the flash wins
Agents of shield sort of prevail


Spoiler alert
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 19:58, Reply)

Hardly watched the box for ages. What's good these days?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:01, Reply)

nothing is really great at the moment from UK or USA terrestrial TV. vikings, better call Saul good to excellent imo

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:14, Reply)

Person of interest
Game of thrones
Flash
12 Monkeys
Brooklyn 99
bout it at the moment.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:20, Reply)

I tried GOT, thought it rubbish. Not seen the rest,

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:23, Reply)

name an old favourite and like a sommelier I will try to recommend.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:27, Reply)

The last things I made an effort to watch were Dark Angel, and the Sopranos.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:33, Reply)

...and preteen hardcore from Tor

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:37, Reply)

probably best to stay there

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:43, Reply)

sopranos, Gomorrah
Dark angel, the 100 or Fringe

Guilty pleasure, mong TV - once upon a time, Grimm
( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:43, Reply)

Elementary is pretty good as well

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 22:11, Reply)

person of interest, yes but it was no season three.

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:24, Reply)

I watched them both, I liked it when flash and arrow and that bloke who I thought was going to be a major character but wasn't joined together to fight.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:02, Reply)

think fire bloke is getting a DC universe thing with some other m3tas

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:11, Reply)

Oh right, I bet it'l be shit, arrow is shit now even though it's got the big gay from Dr Who in it.
Flash is pretty good, but there's only so many times he can say "I need to go faster" before it'll get dull af
(PsychoChomp, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:18, Reply)

barrowman has always been in it, less so last season

( d.r._and_quinch when will you be famous?, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:28, Reply)

alright coonjews

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:17, Reply)

Mongspaz in da hizzy

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:23, Reply)

NIGGER

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:24, Reply)

you disablist piece of shit

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 13 May 2015, 20:24, Reply)

gay!

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 13 May 2015, 23:30, Reply)