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	 Excellent shit films/music/books
	Excellent shit films/music/books
 	I've just rather enjoyed watching the new Transformers film.  In terms of just sitting and watching a terrible plot with loads of robots and explosions, it was fucking mint!
What else is brilliantly shit?
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:15,
	
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	 Both Deadly Prey and Samurai Cop
	Both Deadly Prey and Samurai Cop
 	
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	 I've decided to move onto xXx now
	I've decided to move onto xXx now
 	Sabotage with Arnie the other week also fitted the bill
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	 I need to see this film
	I need to see this film
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:31,
	
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	 Everyone does
	Everyone does
 	He beats him to death with his own arm.
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	 I should hope so too
	I should hope so too
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:33,
	
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	 That's the way my dad went :(
	That's the way my dad went :(
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩
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	 Divergent is shitly shit. Shit plot shit action shit.
	Divergent is shitly shit. Shit plot shit action shit.
 	I read an Ian Rankin book recently on some idiot's recommendation. That was dull as fuck.
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	 I watched that shit the other day
	I watched that shit the other day
 	You missed shit acting
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	 it's fucking terrible
	it's fucking terrible
 	
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lol man river definite greek god, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:29,
	
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	 burger king is brilliantly shit
	burger king is brilliantly shit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:18,
	
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	 jason is brilliantly shit
	jason is brilliantly shit
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:23,
	
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	 I'm not a big fan of Burger King
	I'm not a big fan of Burger King
 	There, I've said it
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:32,
	
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	 I see, well this friendship is over then.
	I see, well this friendship is over then.
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:35,
	
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	 Just think of it as more BK left for you
	Just think of it as more BK left for you
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:41,
	
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	 Fine, have it your way.
	Fine, have it your way. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:42,
	
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	 You got it
	You got it
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:43,
	
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	 \o/
	\o/
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond
 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:44,
	
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	 I do like the odd burger king.
	I do like the odd burger king.
 	
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 Slippery Mick ‏
 Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:36,
	
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	 I trust your opinions on food, you seem to know how to eat properly.
	I trust your opinions on food, you seem to know how to eat properly. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:40,
	
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	 He is Scottish after all.  They know a thing or two about healthy living.
	He is Scottish after all.  They know a thing or two about healthy living.  
 	
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	 I couldn't do it everyday, but ol' Gormo seems to serve himself up some absolute delights.
	I couldn't do it everyday, but ol' Gormo seems to serve himself up some absolute delights. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:42,
	
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	 i have only had one burger king in my entire life
	i have only had one burger king in my entire life
 	they didn't do a veggie option when I was a teenager and I don't really eat mcdonald's or stuff like that now. apart from mcflurrys, which are rather fit.
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	 I'm going to Byrons tonight.
	I'm going to Byrons tonight. 
 	
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 MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:43,
	
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	 while i'm at fucking yoga?
	while i'm at fucking yoga?
 	great
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 rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:44,
	
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	 I might change my mind and go to Balans.
	I might change my mind and go to Balans. 
 	
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	 That sound slightly more interesting than regular yoga
	That sound slightly more interesting than regular yoga
 	
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	 i like the exercise, especially bikram sweaty yoga
	i like the exercise, especially bikram sweaty yoga
 	but 99% of the teachers are utter yoghurt weaving wankers. you are not an indian mystic, you are some dork from surrey who thinks she's a spiritual expert because she's been bending and farting a few times a week.
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	 yeah, what sort of mug would attend that bullshit?
	yeah, what sort of mug would attend that bullshit?
 	
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	 ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
	ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
 	
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	 Ha!
	Ha!
 	
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	 I can recommend some proper yoga teachers if you like
	I can recommend some proper yoga teachers if you like
 	Although I suspect you're physically more suited to the farty fat housewife classes
No'ffence like
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	 yeah........
	yeah........
 	reckon i'll stick to a decent london class rather than one for bored housewives on an industrial estate in the middle of nowhere.
but thanks.
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	 Is *everything* in London better than the rest of the world?
	Is *everything* in London better than the rest of the world?
 	
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	 yes
	yes
 	
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	 Wow, what a place
	Wow, what a place
 	
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	 it's like coventry could have been
	it's like coventry could have been
 	if hitler had done his job properly
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	 yeah ... sounds cool if 99% of the teachers are shit hippies
	yeah ... sounds cool if 99% of the teachers are shit hippies
 	
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	 it's bikram yoga
	it's bikram yoga
 	what part of that do you think is cool?
hick.
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	 Byrons was on telly last night.
	Byrons was on telly last night.
 	There was a reporter standing outside talking about what might happen to foreign 'eateries' if we left the EU.
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 b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 14 May 2015, 11:47,
	
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	 Are burgers 'foreign muck' now?
	Are burgers 'foreign muck' now?
 	
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	 I had a burger from Morrisons last night
	I had a burger from Morrisons last night
 	with pulled pork
#hipsterprick
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 I'm not a fan of the consistency of pulled pork in a burger.
	I'm not a fan of the consistency of pulled pork in a burger.
 	
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	 It was a touch sloppy
	It was a touch sloppy
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Just like YM!11!
	Just like YM!11!
 	
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	 Boxtrolls.
	Boxtrolls.  
 	
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	 I like the bit at the end where they pretend that it was all done with real stop motion animation
	I like the bit at the end where they pretend that it was all done with real stop motion animation
 	
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	 I don't understand the question
	I don't understand the question
 	
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	 What are your "guilty pleasure" films/music/books.
	What are your "guilty pleasure" films/music/books.  
 	HTH.
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	 anybody who feels guilty about harmless pleasure should probably become a vegan and die
	anybody who feels guilty about harmless pleasure should probably become a vegan and die
 	
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 	 vegan and die   catholic
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	 the cunts
	the cunts
 	
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	 the joyless food-hating cunts
	the joyless food-hating cunts
 	
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	 the more vegans there are on the planet
	the more vegans there are on the planet
 	the more meat there is for you.
i don't get why this is a problem for you, unless they are bouncing anaemically under your nose, forcing sprouts down your throat.
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	 more vegans means less meat as less cows get bred so really we need to eat these animals or they will die out
	more vegans means less meat as less cows get bred so really we need to eat these animals or they will die out
 	
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	 it's not a problem for me
	it's not a problem for me
 	fussy eaters are only a problem for yourselves
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	 well you don't half go on about it
	well you don't half go on about it
 	you have a whole hive of bees in your bonnet about what other people choose to eat and not eat
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	 Tango and Cash.
	Tango and Cash. 
 	Over the Top.
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	 Over the Top.  Classic!!
	Over the Top.  Classic!!  
 	I like the way Sly turns his cap backwards when he starts arm wrestling.
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	 I particularly like the bit where a bouncer asks him for id and he just pulls out a family photo and gets let in.
	I particularly like the bit where a bouncer asks him for id and he just pulls out a family photo and gets let in. 
 	
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	 His performance has a lot of hidden emotional depth.
	His performance has a lot of hidden emotional depth.  
 	
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	 Come to think of it he really does excel at the 'so shit it's good' categories.
	Come to think of it he really does excel at the 'so shit it's good' categories.
 	His most respected work, Rocky, I have little interest or time for.
Demolition Man on the other hand.
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	 Demolition Man is mint!
	Demolition Man is mint!
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Cobra is mint.
	Cobra is mint.  
 	
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	 Oh man, I've not seen that for years
	Oh man, I've not seen that for years
 	I also now want to watch Commando again
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:42,
	
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	 Cliffhanger is mint.
	Cliffhanger is mint.  
 	
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	 Indeed it is
	Indeed it is
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Under Siege
	Under Siege
 	
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	 My weekend is sorting itself out nicely
	My weekend is sorting itself out nicely
 	Shit 80s/90s films
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 I might need to watch Maximum Overdrive this weekend as well.
	I might need to watch Maximum Overdrive this weekend as well.
 	
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	 TRUFACT
	TRUFACT
 	
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	 Every Which Way But Loose.
	Every Which Way But Loose.
 	
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	 Yes!
	Yes!
 	CLIVE!
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:32,
	
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	 Terrible bullying
	Terrible bullying
 	
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	 Citizen Kane.
	Citizen Kane.
 	
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	 Never seen it
	Never seen it
 	Not interested
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 11:43,
	
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	 but enough about dozer...
	but enough about dozer...
 	
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	 Eurovision.
	Eurovision.
 	
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	 9/11
	9/11
 	
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	 Bodyshakin' was OK
	Bodyshakin' was OK
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 What happened on the 9th November??
	What happened on the 9th November??  
 	
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	 Remembrance Sunday
	Remembrance Sunday
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Gunpowder treason and plot
	Gunpowder treason and plot
 	
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	 wyclef came back
	wyclef came back
 	
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	 Usually people give marks out of 10
	Usually people give marks out of 10
 	Just sayin'
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	 Spinalmark
	Spinalmark
 	
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 sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you
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	 Anal
	Anal
 	
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 Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 12:00,
	
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	 wahey!
	wahey!
 	
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	 He nearly said it twice
	He nearly said it twice
 	
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	 I know quite a lot of personality cunts
	I know quite a lot of personality cunts
 	
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	 someone do a Jet from Gladiators thread, yeah?
	someone do a Jet from Gladiators thread, yeah?
 	
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 	 e h   p!
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	 you peculiar little woman.
	you peculiar little woman.
 	
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	 k
	k
 	now what?
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	 Usual silliness, arguments, lunch break and then slow board death.
	Usual silliness, arguments, lunch break and then slow board death.
 	
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	 Braveheart is on film4 on sunday
	Braveheart is on film4 on sunday
 	My wife's never seen it.
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	 OMG NO WAI
	OMG NO WAI
 	
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