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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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bit bored threadso, what's good?
alt: SRZ BZNZ
cheers
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 14:51,
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Homemade cheeseburgers and chips are good.Alt: O Lord, wn't u bai me a MRSRDZ BZNZ?
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.Yeti., Thu 14 May 2015, 14:58,
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Your kids all drive horses?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:01,
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Wanked hard all my lifetimeNo help from my friends
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:04,
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I'm going to have a burger today, that's almost a certainty(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:08,
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I am bored fucking shitlessIt's been a really quiet day and it's dragging. And the people I like to annoy are on holiday. I should've stayed at home today.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:03,
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I'm definitely retiring next year, I'm bored with work.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:06,
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My father-in-law is retiring in JanuarySadly I've still got a way to go.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:13,
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CoffeeCoffee is good. Red wine is good though I did have a hankering for a bottle of white the other evening
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I'm getting an emergency delivery of mince and dumplings to eat this evening. Its rather frustrating actually having a cooker now thats stuck under a load of boxes and not able to be used
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:03,
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You need chilled drinks in the summer. I really hope no-one admits to drinking chilled red wine.
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red wine is rank any time of yearwhite, pink or fuck it, spirits.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:18,
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I'd have thought, with the law of averages, that you would at least occasionally be correct on a food or drink related matter.I can only assume that you've been trolling us all along. So well done.
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I'd like one of those little moka pot things, i quite like the ritual of making a decent coffee(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:10,
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The metal ones you stick on the stove?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:12,
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Do you have to grind the beans or can you use normal coffee?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20,
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There's a special app for advice about the best way to grind coffee. Grindr, I think it's called.
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Cool, thanks!..........wait a minute...
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:37,
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No, it's fine... they're coffee grounds on that penis, it isn't poo. It's a widely accepted technique. (
Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:36,
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It needs ground coffee. So it's up to you how you do it. I have a Grindr.
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Try the Lavazza Espresso ground coffee, Or Rossa. Or Crema e Gusto. You'll like one of those.
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Yeah, I'm gonna get one of those when I have a kitchen again(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:19,
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You me and stunner can compare notes! It's going to be awesome!!!(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20,
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*complicated coffee fives*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21,
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I've got a big one of them so it chews through too much coffee for just me.In fact I'm using the bottom half to hold 'kitchen gubbinses' like basting brushes, spatulas and that.
I just use my cafetiere.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21,
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I have a cafetiere in work(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:22,
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He's green with envy, and no mistake(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23,
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I'm starting to borlotti now(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:15,
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I once won a pack of 6 Morrisons value beans in a raffleThey were surprisingly nice
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:20,
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no offencebut that may be the shittest raffle prize ever. and I used to help on a charity tombola in wytheshawe.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:21,
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It was for the council nursery(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23,
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My nan won a newspaper palm tree as a kid, she had to give it back as she was the mayoress'sses daughter and people thought it was a fix. True story. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:23,
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Stop boasting about your privileged family background (
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56,
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When I was at university the value beans with sausages in were cheaper than just the value beans.(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24,
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Oh manHangover food at its absolute best
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24,
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Have you ever had those 'fry up in a can' things?(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:26,
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I have indeedThe egg things are grim
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27,
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Thats because the beans were more expensive than the "meat" in the "sausages"(
Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:44,
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I got a refund off of morrisons because the till wifey fucked up and weighed my chillies with some other shit so it came to about a kilo (£7)(
Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:22,
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I once won a crate of 7.4% Real Ale in a raffleJust thought I'd mention how fucking shit your prize was compared to mine.
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Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27,
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Beans, beans, the musical fruitThe more you eat the more you toot!!
lol
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Beans are fucking excellentHot chilli sauce and cheese FTW
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:24,
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Spoonful of curry paste works well.So does a knob of butter.
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Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:27,
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Sometimes you wanna go where everybody burns your name(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:25,
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you could hypnotise the purple budgie by showing him this on your phonethe yellow one would just fall asleep
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:59,
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Is your beard a bit ginger?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:05,
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A little bit, but it looks slightly worse there(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:06,
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At least claim that it's your other halfs pubes getting stuck in there, making it look that way. (
Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:22,
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Cool people have a bit of ginger on their beard. I'm okay with it. (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:25,
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I thought I had once. Turned out to be that time of the month. (
Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:28,
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By which I mean that I was bitten by a ginger and turn into a ginger / human hybrid during a full moon.(
Muns, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:33,
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they are supposed to have beautiful matching even throat spotsone of them is some kind of colour mutant retard and his spots are all over the place. now this one has managed to lose one, so he is uneven. they are no use if you have OCD.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:19,
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Terrible bullying of MEATSNAKE(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:24,
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Emvee is still going on but he hasn't posted downs pics since I threatened to use secret mods powers on himWhat a witless spastic
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Peej, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:45,
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It's a bit boring now, it's just a man being mentally challenged(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:48,
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if only for tonight, don't be a stranger(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 14 May 2015, 15:56,
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Bum me once and you know its true(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:42,
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Is he getting sucked off at the same time?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 May 2015, 16:03,
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