street fair
I have half a Scottish sandwich and half a paella because I couldn't choose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:52, 5 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

What's a 'scottish sandwich'?
Is it a steak pie in a roll?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:53, Reply)

this particular stall does fried sandwiches, basically
the Macbeth - haggis and cheese and rocket with optional caramelised onions and mustard

the Lady Macbeth - as above but vegetarian

something else with haggis and bacon

just cheese with caramelised onions and rocket and mustard

I would have had the veggie haggis because dozer was, for the first time in his 43 years, correct in that it looked delicious, but they only did that in a whole sandwich :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

What is a Scottish sandwich?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:54, Reply)

Fried Mars bar in fried bread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Proper lard, not poncey oil.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:58, Reply)

a fried one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)

What's a Scottish sandwich?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

McVities

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

McShities

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Indigestives

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Irn Poo

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:05, Reply)

Eat more fibre.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)

FRIED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)

Being DPed by Dozer and Fister

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Dozer n Fister y

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

hello sandwich
how nice to see you again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:06, Reply)

You haven't, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I bet Fister is well sexeh, and he likes cricket, and he makes fun of you. He's my dream man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

\o/
You're DEFINITELY the best one here.

P.S. Put me down for the end that makes the least noise.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

every scruffy Glasgow chippy does fried pieces for about fifty pence

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:57, Reply)

it's still cheaper to walk downstairs and buy it rather than travel to glasgow though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

and it's such lovely weather for street food today

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

the people running the stalls have spent money to be there
and they are giving up their days to be there

and their food is tasty, so who gives a fuck if it's a bit cloudy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:06, Reply)

wtfayboa?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

+ Willis

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

arf

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)

And battered pizza.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

A new character enters an old favourite beeta meme

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

My local chippy does a "kebab bomb"
Basically a roll of kebab meat, battered and deep fried. I am yet to try it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)

If it's got cheese and chips, I'm in.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Dorty bastids

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Mentioned this before but there's places round here that do kebab meat calzones. They're filthy but great,

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Kebab bomb
sounds like the nickname of the local slapper
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

What's a Scottish sandwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

a stottie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:14, Reply)