lunchy-wunchy nommy noms xx

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:26, 88 replies, latest was 11 years ago)

I see envee has totally TTTd you right up
by posting dozens of upset responses to your one line qftw answer

He really is a master
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 12:53, Reply)

What worse is I'm emvee
so I'm arguing pathetically with myself
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:00, Reply)

I thought I was envee?
Which one of us is Skagra then?
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

I got bored reading that, what was the gist? And who was the winner?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:03, Reply)

There are no winners
everyone looks bad especially me
( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:09, Reply)

If only there was a way of deleting threads eh?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:12, Reply)

Only dozer has that power

( Peej, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:18, Reply)

A power so awesome that birds quiver in my presence

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:21, Reply)

those are dry heaves

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:25, Reply)

+ and hamsters shit themselves in fear

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:30, Reply)

those aren't quivers
those are shudders
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:52, Reply)

envee has AIDS

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:15, Reply)

only a master of evil, Darth

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:14, Reply)

I'm eating cock

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 13:18, Reply)

au vin?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:19, Reply)

no, a big sweaty man cock all in my mouth. yummy yummy yum yum.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 13:24, Reply)

it's not that big

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:25, Reply)

It gets rid of the taste of Fosters.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:31, Reply)

the real truth behind the anal fissure story!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:50, Reply)

Infest etc

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

When I were in greece one of the menus said 'cock in wine'. I dun a lol.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:40, Reply)

Penile Grigio?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

or possibly Peniletage...

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Tapas
Olives
Sun dried tomato
Manchego cheese with chilli
Chorizo
Serrano ham
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:51, Reply)

Olives are one of the few foods I won't eat.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:52, Reply)

they are gross
bitter little bastards
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:53, Reply)

you fucking babytongued queer

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)

Bit unfair on babies
My youngest has been scoffing olives ever since she was able to get herself to the bowl on the table.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)

shouldnt be letting kids on the table. They're filthy.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 14:34, Reply)

True, mine are right soap-dodgers

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:34, Reply)

Olives in a bowl?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:35, Reply)

You don't just stick the jar out on the table, do you?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:37, Reply)

he puts them on cocktail sticks stick into half an orange
he's well classy
(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)

In my pocket.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:40, Reply)

Funny place to live, but each to their own I guess.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:38, Reply)

Oil be dammed

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)

^ this is how it's done.
Shame about the weather.
(Baggenfrock get fucked, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:13, Reply)

a twix

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:52, Reply)

street fair
I have half a Scottish sandwich and half a paella because I couldn't choose
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:52, Reply)

What's a 'scottish sandwich'?
Is it a steak pie in a roll?
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:53, Reply)

this particular stall does fried sandwiches, basically
the Macbeth - haggis and cheese and rocket with optional caramelised onions and mustard

the Lady Macbeth - as above but vegetarian

something else with haggis and bacon

just cheese with caramelised onions and rocket and mustard

I would have had the veggie haggis because dozer was, for the first time in his 43 years, correct in that it looked delicious, but they only did that in a whole sandwich :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

What is a Scottish sandwich?

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:54, Reply)

Fried Mars bar in fried bread

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

Proper lard, not poncey oil.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:58, Reply)

a fried one

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)

What's a Scottish sandwich?

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

McVities

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:55, Reply)

McShities

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:59, Reply)

Indigestives

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:00, Reply)

Irn Poo

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:05, Reply)

Eat more fibre.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:43, Reply)

FRIED

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:56, Reply)

Being DPed by Dozer and Fister

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

Dozer n Fister y

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

\o/

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

hello sandwich
how nice to see you again
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:06, Reply)

You haven't, surely?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

I bet Fister is well sexeh, and he likes cricket, and he makes fun of you. He's my dream man.

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

\o/
You're DEFINITELY the best one here.

P.S. Put me down for the end that makes the least noise.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 20 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)

Sexy as fuck.

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

every scruffy Glasgow chippy does fried pieces for about fifty pence

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 13:57, Reply)

it's still cheaper to walk downstairs and buy it rather than travel to glasgow though

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:01, Reply)

and it's such lovely weather for street food today

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

the people running the stalls have spent money to be there
and they are giving up their days to be there

and their food is tasty, so who gives a fuck if it's a bit cloudy?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:06, Reply)

wtfayboa?

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

+ Willis

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

arf

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:16, Reply)

And battered pizza.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:02, Reply)

A new character enters an old favourite beeta meme

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:04, Reply)

My local chippy does a "kebab bomb"
Basically a roll of kebab meat, battered and deep fried. I am yet to try it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:03, Reply)

If it's got cheese and chips, I'm in.

(DBT became a fruitarian on, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:07, Reply)

Dorty bastids

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:11, Reply)

Mentioned this before but there's places round here that do kebab meat calzones. They're filthy but great,

( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Kebab bomb
sounds like the nickname of the local slapper
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

What's a Scottish sandwich.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:10, Reply)

a stottie

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:14, Reply)

I'm not really sure where that cock thing has come from
I must be logged in somewhere
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 14:12, Reply)

check the front of your trousers

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

bit weird, I've not logged in on any of the work computers i don't think.
Probably my cunt brother.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 20 May 2015, 14:32, Reply)

he sounds a bit gay

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:57, Reply)

that's what they all say after the first flush of manlust passes

(lol man river definite greek god, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:15, Reply)

Bit disappointing, I was about to gaz you a pic of mine

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 20 May 2015, 14:17, Reply)