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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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BUMHOLESI mean, morning.
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mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:50,
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latest was 11 years ago)
i opted for just a t-shirt today, no jumper or jacket, it's been a success (
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 7:53,
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i like it when IT people dress as if they are conducting real money making business, it's funny.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:20,
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I like it when people think I'm an IT person just because I use a computer.(
Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:29,
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i like it when people who work in IT pretend their job is more important than working in IT(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:33,
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I don't think we have any FAX machinesand I'm currently in the back garden eating toast.
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I'm certain we don'tI'm currently in my office eating walnut and raisin bread with Rodda's butter on it. Its lovely.
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Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:39,
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You're mean. My job is so much more important than the IT monkeysI make money for the university, they spend it.
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Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:38,
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I don't know what you do really mate, but I respect you as a person and I bet you're the best one there.(
MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:44,
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who wouldn't?they've both still got all their hair and a 28" waist
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hahall the hair on their backs and 82" waists more like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:50,
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I find people working in IT, accounts, legal, and admin all find it very encouraging to be referred to as "overheads"(, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:45, Reply)
I also like to approach people working in the public services and loudly remind them that my taxes pay their wagesespecially armed police or nurses who are about to stick something sharp in me
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There were a group of young men on 'the choob' dressed in cheap suits last night, one wearing a navy blue suit with black brogue wooden soled boots and a tie pin wider than his tie was banging on about how someone he knew kept referring to himself as a 'sales executive' when he was merely a 'sales rep'!!!
I wanted him to die.
The end.
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MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:44,
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Thats not the endit's not the end until you MAKE IT SO!
Get it! Make it so! Like Luke Skywalker says!
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Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:07,
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I hope it has a novelty phrase like 'Sun's out, guns out' with a picture of an AK-47 on itlol
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$$ ✅, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:25,
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How does it feel to have been promoted from the most hated one here to the second most hated?(
Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:18,
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Me, despite all of dozers faults he has never posted a picture of anyones kids insulting them.(
Peej, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:31,
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it's given me a fresh outlook on life mate, an enhanced skill set, a further reason to exist(, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:30, Reply)
MorningSo, as I'm WFH today what should I have for breakfast? I have time for the full fry-up, could do the scrambled egg & smoked salmon thing or should I go the full Gonz and have butterscotch custard, kippers and cheese?
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scrambled egg and smoked salmon is my default lazy breakfastbut don't overcook the eggs like some sort of colonial
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^This^I'll be having this as a breakfast, good choice. I also concur about the colonials' penchant for ruining perfectly good scrambled eggs.
I may also have a can of lager with it as per the suggestion below
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pls change this to 'hcrambled'(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:53,
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I reckon I'm a dead cert to win qotw this week(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:39,
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You know the rules - the post with the most replies is the winner.I didn't even need to reply in the thread myself
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:41,
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Like anyone ever looks at the populol page(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:46,
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Congratulations also to the lovely drimble for becoming world famous with mentions, not only on internet hoax debunkers Snopes, but also this great news being featured in the world renowned b3ta Newsletter.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:40,
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Thanks hunHopefully b3ta's new-found fame will rescue it from near death and we'll see a massive influx of quality new posters who'll happily bang on about what they had for dinner for hours on end
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drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:37,
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Rob's so proud of it he can't even get the year right(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:39,
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He does appear to be having some sort of breakdown.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:47,
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Have you done Rising Damp yet?I've always reckoned Frances de la Tour was a bit of a goer.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 21 May 2015, 8:53,
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"Oh, Rigsby, there's some rising damp in my knickers," said Ruth. (
$$ ✅, Thu 21 May 2015, 9:06,
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Sausages with mustard and crumpets with rhubarb and ginger jam this morningNo lager.
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.Yeti., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:06,
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What kind of sausages?I hope they weren't some foreign abomination like frankfurters.
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Certainly not.Pepper and herb pork sausages that would even have passed muster at a UKIP meeting.
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.Yeti., Thu 21 May 2015, 9:30,
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That's the spiritStuffing a good old British sausage in your mouth in the morning!
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well this is goodand by "good" I mean SHIT! COME ON INTERNET! BE MORE FUNNY!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:29,
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donewell come and post in it you miserable fucker
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 21 May 2015, 10:39,
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