WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO COME TO WORK?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 8:58, 4 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

Because Jews don't celebrate Xmas

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:00, Reply)

We do.
It's the day WE KILLED YOUR LORD!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:05, Reply)

+ GAY

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:11, Reply)

Jolly old MEATSNAKE
Writing replies to that Stunned in his thread about Jews
Blame breakfast-time booze
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:23, Reply)

Don't be stupid, of course we do.
Our Shops & World Media's most profitable day.

We open up our voilin boxes hidden in the basement, and fill it with all our jew-gold. We make a fortune selling schmucks like you our Snake Oil, because you think it'll make your Schmucklins well over christmas. Hahaha, we're riding this one until Antibiotics end up redundant & the zombie (sorr,y jewbie) appolocolypis takes over.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:04, Reply)

How is the weed treating you?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:39, Reply)

I'm 50/50 on it, TBH.
As something to help me chill/recreational, it's great. I way prefer it to booze. I get the giggles and the munchies, plus everything feels like gravity is decreased.

As a medicinal painkiller, i'm able to reduce and go longer without my current ones; but only a little bit, I still get pains. I can take like 1/4 less of my normal ones; and i'm not sure that's enough of a 'plus' to warant adding a new medication.

But it wasn't really a fair test, I only got the OK from the Doc last Wed, and was at Famz 'till yesterday night - didn't want to do anything with them, although Ma' is very reluctantly supportive of it - the rest of the Fam aren't, and there are impressionable adicits in the family who i've been told to not mention it too.

On advise, i'm going to try taking a single spliff nightly this week, to see how it effects me; if it means i'm to lathargic in the day, then it's a 'no'. Although my creativity has increased, I have written quite a few blog articles (to be published later) on the stuff, and to be frank, they're pretty funny.

TLDR: I donno yet, too early, 50/50 on it.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:48, Reply)

Sensible approach.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 12:11, Reply)

you're fired
there, problem solved
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:08, Reply)

Because you touch yourself at night
The baby and I would have had a lovely lie-in, except for some prick setting his alarm for 6am, 90 minutes before he got up, and pressing snooze repeatedly until 7.sodding30 so it went off every 5 minutes. Why does the snooze feature exist? Who uses it??
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:28, Reply)

Meatsnake.
At a guess.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 9:48, Reply)

The sort of prick who's been kept awake all night by a screaming baby?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:00, Reply)

At the moment ours sleeps from about 10pm-8am. I am not sure this is usual for a 3 month old but I am not complaining

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:34, Reply)

She obviously knows what's good for her.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 29 Dec 2015, 12:08, Reply)

That or gin.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 12:11, Reply)

I used it this very morning

( MEATSNAKE Richard Hammond, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:05, Reply)

I heard that if you snooze you lose.
Bit you appear to have won.

#Ledge
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 29 Dec 2015, 11:40, Reply)