Clicking 'Reply'' is like SO 2015.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:03, 69 replies, latest was 10 years ago)

Hark, what banhammer from yonder window looms?

( .Yeti., Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:12, Reply)

It can't happen soon enough, I'm currently in the bottom 5%

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:13, Reply)

Nation Of Gods And Earths, MORE LIKE

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:53, Reply)

GOOD MORNING

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:13, Reply)

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE MODS WHO WERE SO HAPPY WITH THE "STEP" HAMMER EARLIER THIS YEAR?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:39, Reply)

Hello Tube

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:46, Reply)

Hello drimbo

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:49, Reply)

??
Wha'gwan?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:00, Reply)

What about clicking "Reply To This"?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:39, Reply)

Good morning
forecast says there's a chance of snow :D
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:40, Reply)

YESSSSS no wait the other one

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:45, Reply)

really?
snow is great fun
(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:55, Reply)

It's pretty
And fine in the countryside, where it belongs. In london it's just a nasty pissy grey mess.

Plus it's a pain in the arse to walk or drive in.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:01, Reply)

That's no way to describe McBeef.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:04, Reply)

Normally no
But I have a feeling it may be quite accurate today.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:05, Reply)

You should live/work somewhere nicer.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:34, Reply)

London is fine
It's the plebs, pricks and prats that are unbearable. And this is generally true anywhere.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:43, Reply)

You shouldn't be so hard on yourself.
I'm sure there's many worse than you in a city so diverse.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:12, Reply)

Hello Zozimus

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:47, Reply)

Morning all
I'm expecting the anticipated light flurry of snow will cause the entire country to grind to a halt - again.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:54, Reply)

If only everyone were as level-headed as you, Cap'n Pee

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:58, Reply)

Practical Thoughtful Happy and Calm

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:08, Reply)

I just get a tad frustrated with our yearly media panic about winter...
...having lived and worked in countries where 1m of snow doesn't even cause a hiccup in services
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:16, Reply)

I've stockpiled the cupborads with cock-a-leekie soup
I'm staying in until April. Please pray for Surrey.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:18, Reply)

a-leekie soup
( .Yeti., Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:00, Reply)

harsh

( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:55, Reply)

fingers crossed

(Zoz prayed for twink on, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 8:59, Reply)

There's snow in the hills near me
www.maccinfo.com/cat/
( SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:00, Reply)

The cat and fiddle has closed???
Property issues = tenant didn't pay rent...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:04, Reply)

www.macclesfield-express.co.uk/news/mystery-surrounds-closure-englands-second-10723880
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:04, Reply)

I don't expect it will reach the South.
Northerners know how to drive in snow anyway.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:02, Reply)

I'm always surprised by the amount of 4x4 driving types who live near my G/F who won't go out in snow

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:13, Reply)

Do they all pop round hers to share body heat?

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:35, Reply)

Of course

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:40, Reply)

That explains the steamy windows

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:51, Reply)

Thanks Tina

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:07, Reply)

2 men enter, 1 man leaves

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:08, Reply)

^ very good

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:12, Reply)

Lots of them aren't 'proper' 4x4's.
Some of the Kia's and Nissan's aren't even 4 wheel drive.

It's almost like they're just pointlessly ostentatious. Well not the Kia's obviously, they're copycats.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:48, Reply)

Yeah
Mine's 2 wheel drive.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:14, Reply)

They just twoc a 4x4

( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:19, Reply)

Nah
I just go round corners sideways in my BMW
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:49, Reply)

Hope it's pimped beyond vulgar

( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:35, Reply)

It almost had a traffic bollard as a wing mirror a few days ago
Stupid black ice
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:36, Reply)

Ouch!
I moved down south over 20 years ago. Primarily because of my missionary work with the heathens, and secondly because the weather was shit and the M66 regularly was like a rink. It was a struggle at first, but I've finally found a chippy that does gravy.
( Piper Alpha is being a grumpy northerm bastard on:, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:45, Reply)

Careful
They're just building a dossier of your Northern ways. You'll end up being extraordinarily renditioned and waterboarded with Quinoa and Kale smoothies
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:50, Reply)

Gravy ftw

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:55, Reply)

Fucking hell I'm fed up.
I don't know whether to go a bit Howard Beale or Bartleby the Scrivener.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:42, Reply)

It really is, but I'm like SO retro man
Or something.

Belting it down with snow here but not at the coast.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:48, Reply)

Is it very childish
that while listening and reading the cricket this morning I found the BBC headline

"South Africa suffer De Kock Blow"

rather amusing
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:16, Reply)

Right in the middle wicket

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:25, Reply)

Fucking phone, I keep clicking "I like this" by mistake
I don't mind drimble's question, but I wouldn't have liked it 3 times on purpose or owt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 10:38, Reply)

I have a terrible headache.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:01, Reply)

Was there drinking involved last night, by any chance?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:04, Reply)

I had 3 pints last night and almost felt tipsy.
This not drinking is not doing me any good.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:11, Reply)

Cheap date

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:15, Reply)

Throw a bag of scampi fries in there and you're on.

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:15, Reply)

There might have been.
I can't remember.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:18, Reply)

Must be something going around, mcbeef was complaining of feeling a little unwell earlier

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:05, Reply)

Meatsnake is "fine"

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:13, Reply)

"fine"
A word which, when uttered by a female, means anything other than "fine"
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:19, Reply)

See also "it's nothing"
It never means nothing
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:28, Reply)

The best way to deal with passive-aggression is to just ignore that it's present and take everything at face value. HTH

( Slippery Mick ‏, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:29, Reply)

I didn't get in until 2.30. It may have been later than that.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:19, Reply)

Disgusting
Not at all jealous
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 11:28, Reply)

SIXTY NINE
This is the point that /ot finally dies, you mark my words
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 15 Jan 2016, 8:44, Reply)