Happy Australia Day!
Aside from Boef, tell us your tales of our brothers and sisters from a sunnier climate.
Always wanted to go to Oz. The seem like us, but happier.
Downside is everything there is a killer.

alt.
Lunch? Are you throwing a shrimp on the barbie?!

altalt. Strewth! Ya flamin galah! Share your tales of alcoholic failings when abroad.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:03, 67 replies, latest was 9 years ago)

My winky always used to feel funny when watching the girls on neighbours or home and away when I was a teenage boy

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:07, Reply)

And now here is mcbeef living the dream with his very own Bronwyn

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:08, Reply)

Oh god. Bronwyn.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:16, Reply)

I used to be the same... but for the LADSLADSLADS obvs.
Dieter Brummer... DIETER BUMMER MORE LIKE!!!!
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:24, Reply)

Oh yes, I knew a gaybo who liked him
I was always a bit jealous of him and the lovely Angel
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:26, Reply)

when she walked down the aisle.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:28, Reply)

what a beautiful moment

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:28, Reply)

the bender I know cried at the loss of his beloved Shane
oh wait, that might have been when he died
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:31, Reply)

yes dear...
I thought Kerry Mangles death was sad. At the hands of duck hunters.
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:38, Reply)

He's the man, the man with the golden duck!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:39, Reply)

it wasn't all bad, at least Joe got to marry Melanie

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:41, Reply)

While you could only dream of taking him up the aisle

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:28, Reply)

^fancied madge bishop^

( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:08, Reply)

She was quite a woman

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:12, Reply)

uosɐſ ʇɥƃᴉɹl∀
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:07, Reply)

lol

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:25, Reply)

Never been.
My wife's best friend moved out there, last year, so we're supposed to visit them, at some point. Not sure I fancy 12+ hours in a flying metal tube, though.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:17, Reply)

Can you not go first class? It's gert lush.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:20, Reply)

Is it still 12+ hours inside a flying metal tube?
I suppose I could pack the kids into cattle class whilst me and the missus enjoy the pleasure of 1st, but it's still 12+ hours in a slightly more pleasant metal tube, isn't it?

And airports. I don't like then, either.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:23, Reply)

Well don't fucking go then.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:26, Reply)

I'm hoping for a tectonic shift, so that I can go by Eurostar.

( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:36, Reply)

12+ hours? Luxury.
Try 20+...

Things have gone a bit backwards since Concorde.
(Twangy Rubber, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:18, Reply)

The prospect of being on a land mass populated with even more Australians than, say, Edinburgh puts me off more tbh.
At least it's quite big, I suppose.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:30, Reply)

Go by boat. Its great fun

( Peej, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:31, Reply)

BOAT LOL

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:31, Reply)

Wait 20/30 years and go by parabolic orbital shuttle.

( Kroney, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:59, Reply)

or Hyperloop^TM
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:24, Reply)

A guy I know moved out there to work in a bar and live the high life in the sun.
He died very soon after his arrival with a heroin overdose. Turned out he really moved to escape debt to a dealer and didn't have a job at all. He was planning to live on the streets there and hope to marry a local to stay. The heroin out there was apparently better than he was used to, or worse or whatever and he died. Thanks for bringing up that memory m8.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:20, Reply)

HSB

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:24, Reply)

?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:25, Reply)

Harrowing Story bro

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:26, Reply)

always a debbie downer, eh?
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:26, Reply)

It's your thread mate, if you don't like the answers you get, maybe you should stop asking questions.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:28, Reply)

maybe you should have less druggie m8s
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:28, Reply)

When I was in boy band Bad Boys Inc, I fucked Sarah Vandenbergh in the set of Gaby Willis's bedroom
whilst on a tour of the Global Television studios in Forest Hill, Victoria.
( Peej, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:25, Reply)

they were well shit

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:27, Reply)

^worst gay eva!

( Peej, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:31, Reply)

UK Beef y/n

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:46, Reply)

A former colleague of mine spent a year in Oz because she had an uncle out there.
She fancied herself as a bit of an amateur photographer (and was pretty handy with a camera, in all fairness), so there were some qualidee snaps of palm trees in Sydney on her Facebook.

Alt: black pudding, mushrooms and onions. Should probably have some fruit now innit.
( .Yeti., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:40, Reply)

Poitier?

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:42, Reply)

Haha changed my typo to make you look like a fool.

( .Yeti., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:43, Reply)

silly slag

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:46, Reply)

Y M C HE'!

( .Yeti., Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:47, Reply)

Alreet?
Just had a team meeting about our office move and then my 1-2-1. BORED

A mate of mine moved over there a few years ago and absolutely loves it. Much cheaper to live there, apparently

Alt:
Chicken+gravy+tiger baguette

AltAlt:
Mexico was a week long blur. All inclusive access to potent spirits is a good and a bad thing
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:41, Reply)

yeah ive heard nothing but good things from ANYONE who has moved there... Maybe one day.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:43, Reply)

Gravy and bread?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:52, Reply)

yer
Of course
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:53, Reply)

I thought it was really expensive. A pint is about £7.50 and a packet of fags £13.
And as it had a limited number of supermarket chains I thought the fresh food was dear.

Great country though.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 12:59, Reply)

My brother who Mcbeef and Swipe totally fancy went there for a year
He says some booze is expensive and others cheep, for example a box of wine costs the same as a bottle. He says a lot of the natives carry a couple of boxes around in their cars just in case.
( Peej, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:13, Reply)

We were drinking the boxes on picnics and then blowing the skin up and using them as pillows

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:29, Reply)

All my mates who've been out there reckon it's very expensive for eating/drinking out

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Tue 26 Jan 2016, 14:32, Reply)

you cant eat chicken and tiger mate
thats just greedy
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:01, Reply)

thats neat!

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:11, Reply)

Almost got moving there!!! Well done guys!!!!
(not you, McBeef)
( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:36, Reply)

It's this relentless bullying that is killing the internet

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:41, Reply)

fuck off, yurt prick.

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Tue 26 Jan 2016, 13:50, Reply)