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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Howdy Folks
Put your feet up, open a beer and tell me all about it!

(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:37, 205 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Evening fella
Looking forward to next Friday?

Incidentally, this fella:

b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=67728

Troll? Or just a complete idiot?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
Evening.
I'm just back from my day of driving and meetings.

Fun stuff...
:|

Ah well! Time to cook some dinner and crack open the whisky, I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:42, Reply)
How do fella
Sure am - don't think Lady Tulip can make it though unfortunately.

Might be slightyl after 6 when I get to the Fox. Depends how quick I can get a train from Leeds to Wakie.

Will be getting a train from Harrogate at quarter past 5.

*edit*

Evening Kaol

Definitely making it to bash on Saturday so I shall see you there.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
Evening
I have a friend over for dinner tonight.

Dinner is going to be rather experimental and I'm not sure what it is!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)
Crying shame.
Well, I'll be there from about 5:45, so any preferences on drinks? It's pretty normal stuff there, so lager or bitter?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)
Morning all.
It's my last day off before I go back to work tomorrow. *sigh*
Apartment is spotless, so I'll have a beer please. It's almost 11.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
Ah good stuff!
I look forward to seeing you!

I'm likely to be a little alkinated that night...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
Good evening, all!
How are we tonight?
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:53, Reply)
@ Kaol
Yup, me too!

@P_B
Mine'll be a cider good Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
I gazzed Rob about /all
and he was surprised that anyone knew of it. He said it wasn't really meant for board use anyway. I replied that it does get used and is a popular feature, and could he please repair it or give us a new button to replace it.

No answer yet...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
Bah
Went for an interview, got delayed on the way back to work by a broken down train and then was hauled into the boardroom and asked "Have you been for an interview?"

Fucksocks
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)
Yeah, the board was being
A slow mother-fucker, but I assumed it was my net.

I feel kinda bad now, I went and made my brother restart his laptop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:57, Reply)
@al
He's not a troll, I don't think. I did like his Sex Misconceptions answer though...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
Lovely, just fucking lovely
My neighbor is puking all over her back patio! Grrr! It's hot, and the puke stench is seeping into my apartment, and I'm emetophobic. Grrrrrrr!

Maybe I'll go get a new tattoo.

Edit: I just yelled at her to get her ass inside to puke.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
@Workboresme
Hey, man! :O)

I currently can't get this tune out of my head:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8x7ip9-emE

Listen and love!
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:02, Reply)
Hey Stig,
I got your timeframe. The 27th would be good as it's the Thanksgiving holiday...BUT, everywhere will be closed!

I'm thinking the Wednesday night. Oh, and Cheesecake Factory is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:05, Reply)
@Workboresme
Wednesday night sounds good. I'll use that as a tentative date. If you want to change (or indeed, cancel) let me know.

Also, don't forget what chocolate you want for me to bring.

"The Cheesecake Factory" is brilliant! I could spend a whole day in there! But I'd walk out 3 stone heavier!

I also like IHOP, too.
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:08, Reply)
Cool.
I'll get a motel in town that night, that way I can drink.
I'm dreading Thanksgiving anyway, so it will take my mind off it.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:09, Reply)
Geek out quiz
I got 8/10 and Mr Bin got 10/10

How will you do?

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7671677.stm
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
6/10
What Al said.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)
I did have to guess a couple I will admit
Which ones were stumping you then?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
I did that earlier
and got 4/10.

*is not a geek*

*edit*@ al
The Amstrad and the Neo-Geo were the only ones I knew!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:22, Reply)
Evening folks
I did that geek thing earlier and only got 6/10, which kind of pleased me.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:32, Reply)
Anyone around ?
Auntie Blouse wants to play.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
Hiya Auntie Blouse!
What do you want to play?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Blousie!
You're back! Always nice to see you.....
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
I wanna play
The "how much whisky can I drink whilst cooking, before I burn myself" game.

Scalding also counts.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)
@Kaol
I think I need my eyes checked. I read 'burn' as 'bum' in your post above...
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
I want to play who can come out with the most inane crap in a thread game.
Al usually wins though.






Loves Al : )
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:50, Reply)
I need a piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
Kaol wins.
.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
NOOOOO!
Stop it! We'll turn into /talk if this continues.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)
@K2K6
Serves you right for talking all technical and clever earlier today and making my head hurt.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:55, Reply)
Did you know.....
....that the UK is actually on the Euro? The reason for this is that the UK has 2 armed forces bases in Cyprus and since Cyprus is on the euro, the UK agreed to make the euro legal tender on these bases. Now since the bases are UK soil (under the Geneva convention) this means, that the UK has 2 official forms of currency, the UK pound sterling and the Euro.

What make all this extra inane, is the fact that I recited all of this from my own memory (no websites were used). This includes the "Geneva convention" part.....





Why am I still single......?
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)
Evening all
I got 4/10 in the quiz. I am going to use the excuse that I am young.

Yeah. Young.

Are we all well this fine evening? I'm feeling much better than last night, but still not 100%, and am sitting writing up my project brief still.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)
Yebbut
surely clever and technical is better than inane and puerile, BGB? Even on here!

I was reiterating my favourite rant of the moment though, the great digital radio and television switchover. Never mention that subject in my presence, unless you want a vitriolic diatribe against Ofcom and the like.

*breathes*

Edit - I'm off to watch The Bill. Pretty much the only telly programme I never miss.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)
8/10
and narked - I wanted 10/10
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)
@Stig
Your still single because you think you're celery : )


Knowing stuff like that is fine but don't use it as a chat up line.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 19:59, Reply)
Evening all
how are we all going along tonight?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
@BGB
I am and I pick no bones about it! :O)

I'd never use that as a chat up line.....well not until the second date, anyway!
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
How do Zap
I'm ok - drinking cider and watching Teeth. It's silly!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
Ah cider
I haven't had cider for a while.

Teeth? Never heard of it. I'm sat here flicking through Private Eye and trying to do some writing. Woot.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)
@Zapiola
Hello again. We've not spoken since the bash.

Twas lovely to meet you.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:07, Reply)
@BGB
Hallo again!

No I've been somewhat silent recently, combination of work and nothing to say on recent QOTWs.

The bash was fun. Although the bus journey home wasnt.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
@Zapiola
Having nothing to say has never stopped the rest of us from chatting on here.


In fact the less we have to say, the more we want to say it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:09, Reply)
@ Zap
Teeth is about a lass with teeth in her vagina.
It has just bitten someone's cock off that tried to rape her

*crosses legs*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
AH
Vagina Dentalis... at least I think what thats called. If I remember rightly the idea of a tooth vagina was used as a deterrent in the Middle Ages - it was said that loose women and prostitutes developed teeth down below. Can't imagine it stopped many people.

@BGB, true, ah well. i should make more of an effort.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:14, Reply)
Exactly that
It's kind of a feminist take on it
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)
Its
an interesting idea.

I'm guessing this is a film, rather than lighthearted early evening television fare?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:17, Reply)
Hmmmm
Sounds interesting.

*adds to LoveFilm list, purely in the interests of science*
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
I've just found out that......
..... Mount Everest (Actually, pronounced "EVE-EREST") ISN'T the "tallest" mountain in the world. It's actually "Mauna Kea" in Hawaii. Officially, mountains have to measure from undersea base to peak. If we use that metric, then Mauna Kea is the "tallest" mountain in the world. Mount Everest is actually the "highest" mountain.....above sealevel.
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
@ Zap
Actually I taped it off Ceebeebies.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:20, Reply)
I'm sorry but I just love this.
Found on links.

uk.youtube.com/watch?v=9GGc7KcvqtE


This is my favorite quote from a film. Years ago my mate used to drive a delivery van and would take us all to outdoor raves etc. How we would laugh when she shouted this.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:21, Reply)
You've sure been watching some interesting films this week BK
I haven't watched a good film in ages I don't think. I saw some of the League of Extraordinary Gentlemen the other night, but it certainly wasn't good.

It was in fact rather poor to be honest.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:21, Reply)
@BK
Bloody hell... the teletubbies really are going for ratings grabbers now aren't they?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:22, Reply)
@BGB
I agree, its a wonderful quote, but the better quote is "No, we're making time"
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
@Zapiola
Withnail and I is just a film filled with quotable lines.

I need to watch it again. It's been ages.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:32, Reply)
Tis true
I showed to my Japanese housemate and he ended up drunk on whisky shouting "I want somethings flesh" and "I demand to have some booze". Quite amusing
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
I find the Japanese quite amusing when they are sober.
So a drunk Japanese would be hilarious.

I like the Jananese btw. Not being a racist or owt.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)
Oriental people can't hold their drink.
Apparently, genetically, they lack an enzyme which helps break down alcohol, which means, they can get drunk on a smaller amount and the effects last longer.






I really need to do something meaningful with my life....
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)
Native Americans
also can't hold their liquor, and I would suspect that it's for the same reason.

On the other hand, they can handle peyote while it turns the rest of us into jello.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
I thought the word oriental was a big no no?
I always fancied a Japanese boyfriend but they're a bit short and not to many of them live around the North West.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)
I've never understood that.
Why is Oriental bad? It was clear and concise. If I describe someone as Asian here it means an Oriental, but over there it means an Indian. Why is Oriental considered bad?
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:53, Reply)
@BGB
I don't why that would be offensive. The word "oriental" is means "Eastern". So, the term "oriental people" literally means "eastern people".

Likewise, "Austral" means "southern". Hence, "Australians".
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
Hey ! I don't make the rules.
I just follow them.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:57, Reply)
@BGB
But these rules (if they exist) do not make any sense.

Why have you always fancied a Japanese boyfriend?
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)
@Stig
I dunno.

I think they look quite cute but they're a bit scrawny. I'd have to bag myself a Sumo wrestler.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
I, on the other hand
would definitely fancy a tiny Oriental girlfriend. I had one once- she had the most incredibly smooth skin I've ever felt, and her hair always smelled like fresh grass.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)
I used to have a huge crush
On my friend Cao-Hsin from Hong Kong

She was very cute.

*edit* @ Loon
And her apartment smelled of rich mahogany:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)
@BK
No idea, she always came to my place as she didn't live alone!

All I know is that she smelled better than anyone I've ever known.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:05, Reply)
I've never found oriental women attractive.
For me, it's caucasian women. That's my sin! Especially, american women.

Though, some indian (i.e India) are quite cute....
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
Good evening.....
This has just made me laugh my socks off, sorry if it's bindun...

news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/cornwall/7672691.stm
(Oil Slick, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
@ Loon
Sorry, that was an Anchorman reference.

My old housemate had a Nigerian girlfriend for a while. He said they smell and taste different too.

Apparently we smell of curdled milk to many oriental folk as they have virtually a dairy-free diet
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:08, Reply)
@ Stig
Never limit yourself.

I've seen women of all races that I've fallen in love with instantly.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:09, Reply)
@BK
Oh, that goes without saying. But I was talking about a general preference, that's all.
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:11, Reply)
Ah, that explains it.
As I can't stand Will Ferrel, I've never seen Anchorman.

It's true, the different diets of people make them smell emphatically different. I really don't know what I smell like, of course, but I've known women who smelled faintly of garlic most of the time, and others who apparently ate a lot of eggs as they smelled vaguely of sulphur. But they were the rare few- most don't smell unusual to me.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:11, Reply)
Right...
I'm back from cookin' and eatin', but I'm watching a Spanish film now, so no multi-tasking, I've gotta read the subtitles :p

Catch you later!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)
@ Loon
I just love women.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:13, Reply)
@BK
Ah! We have something in common. I love women, too.

Sophie Ellis Bextor!


Sweet, sweet, Sophie!
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)
So do I
as long as I can't smell them from across the room!

I've worked with French women who were fragrant to say the least. Ugh, no idea why there are those who find French women to be wildly sexy...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)
Loony
French women ARE wildly sexy!

So chic and graceful.
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)
I love women.
Their just a bit too clingy for me. *grin*


Hang on! What about British women with a bit of German and Dutch in them.

I think they're fab.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:17, Reply)
the women in Prague
Had my jaw on the floor all weekend.
Stunning!

Of course, my new lady is pretty fucking ace too!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
@BGB
Oh my goodness! Dutch women!

I love the accent!

They are so beautiful!


German...? Not so much....


English? Well....I've written them off my christmas card list!
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)
I don't know why it is
But I've met some absolutely stunning Russian women.

Excellent drinkers too. Lived up to the stereotype.

Hmmm...
*plans trip to Moscow*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
Speaking only for myself
I like British women quite a lot.

Especially if they have some American in them.

Namely, me. *fnarr fnarr fnarr*
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
@ Kaol
I went out with a Russian lass for 4 years.
And she was lovely.

Just a little, erm, frigid!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)
Well,
Can't win 'em all!

I've just found that I've got a fair understanding of Spanish, woo!
No need to keep reading it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)
For me
it's the eastern European women - Czech, Polish, Russian etc.. There's just something about them that makes me lose the power of rational thought and speech.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
Hello lovelies
*hugs for all*

I'm in a good mood again and had a yummy dinner! Woos all round!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
@ Kaol
What film you watching?

*edit*

*hugs TGB*
How are you missy?
I just watched that Teeth film. It was a bit rubbish

Now listening to AFI
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
Oh well....
It's that time again.

Have a good night everyone and see you all tomorrow!




Maybe.
(The Stig, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
@Rubberduck
To me Eastern European women seem like they'd be a bit dirty in bed.

Bye Stig.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:28, Reply)
*waves at TGB*
I had a quick and cheap dinner of a Wispa and a bag of Nik Naks. Just wasn't particularly hungry tonight.

That and I'm feeling poor after yesterday, so it was a bit of a futile attempt at economising.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:29, Reply)
@ Blouse
Not in my experience.
But she was a virgin when I started going out with her. Maybe I was a poor teacher:(
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:29, Reply)
@BGB
They are ;)

Well certainly in my experience anyway!

EDIT: BK - Polish is obviously where it's at then...
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)
My housemate just
"I love Horses"'d me *cries*

I'm very well thanks :) Getting my own back by playing hits from the 80s rather loudly
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)
@ 'duck
That must be it.

A bit unfair to write them all off after one lady!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)
As much as I hate to generalise
In my experience, Eastern European women for the win.
Again, at the risk of sounding shallow, I'm a massive fan of dark hair, blonde really hasn't ever seemed to press the right buttons for me.

BK, the film is Intacto.
It's pretty cool so far!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:33, Reply)
I went out with a Welshman once.
Nuff said.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
@Kaol
I'll agree with you there.

Blondes are cunts. The lot of them.

*glances at self in mirror*

Ah. Bugger.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
Intacto
Is bloody good!

Saw it years ago at an arthouse cinema.
Having a bit of an Almodovar fest myself recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
Welsh ladies are fantastic.
Fact.

Edit: Cool, glad you thought so! I'm enjoying it so far :D

Edit 2: Duck, I'm afraid that your particular chromosome arrangement doesn't seem to make me happy in the pants... Must be the XY...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
I don't care where they are from
as long as they have a big tongue
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:37, Reply)
I only like dark haired lovelies too.
I've had a red head, (the Welshman), but prefer dark hair.

I've gone as far as mousy brown.

Mind you, never say never is my motto.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
@ TGB
You don't mind where your women are from?

*excites*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
Oh TGB...
Someone had to lower the tone, didn't they?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
May as well be me as Al isn't here
Also BK women are better kissers. FACT
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
I've not been with
a lot of ladies from other lands, really, so I can't say a lot about it.

Only that the French women I've known did, as the stereotype says, smell awful. Doesn't matter how much perfume they put on- you can't polish a turd.
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:41, Reply)
Right I'm off !
Ancrenne, you are always fashionably late.

Too late for me sweetie.

I has to love you and leave you.

Bye!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
Heh.
Check this out: incredimazing.com/page/The_Palin_Difference

Yowza, that's harsh... dead on target, but harsh...
(I helped save b3ta! The Resident Loon Not a demographic. Do not measure., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)
Hey ancrenne :)
So, who's still here tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 21:56, Reply)
I need to
make some changes to the calendar but I can't bring myself to do it *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)
Woop!
Still here.

Doing some late-night cooking
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)
I've got a littke bit of design work to do
But I'll worry about it after the film.

What you cooking BK?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
I've decided to see how this all is
Friendly OT QOTW people! All fluffy and cuddly! how is everyone?

[This message is brought to you courtesy of Grant's(TM)]
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
Hey Hair Pot
Good thanks, how's you?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)
Hey 'Pot
How's it going?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
@ Anncrenne
Sadly, I couldn't make it.... I was somewhat of an idiot and booked tickets to Sweden for that weekend. I realised about three seconds after buying, but EasyJet wouldn't let me change them for a week later, the bastards. I do hope everyone who came had a good time though!

@TBG: I am good. And drunk. Which is also good. Also, I've located a bright yellow nylon wig, which I am now wearing. Which is also good.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
Evening
Have spent another day bombarding my retina with documentation. Also, for some reason, even though I've not been doing much, I seem to be feeling knackered during the day. Perhaps going to bed earlier will help.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)
Spak
It's because you're not doing much during the day that you're getting knackered.

I always feel more awake at the end of the day if I've been really busy, but lethargic if I've had a slow day.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
Yay for drunkness
Also the wig is... interesting! Did you just fancy being blonde?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
@Kaol
All is hanging low, loose and metallic. And slghtly bloody.

Having noticed your earlier mention of whisky, and the almost depleted bottle beside me, I feel like some sort of B3ta whisky club should be started
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)
Whisky club?
You've just broken the first rule.

*runs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
*volunteers for membership of whisky club*
Hmmm...

On my shelf I've got various open bottles of whisky, including a slightly special 36yo Macallan. It's *lovely*

Edit: DAMN IT. Broken the rules *again*
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)
Duckie did I read you were going to the
Laaandaaan bash Saturday?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
You read
correctly Miss TGB :)
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
I feel sad now
All I have is a cheapo bottle of Grants. I do have a 25y/o Glenfiddich squirrelled away, but that is waiting for a *very* special occasion.

The first court of the B3ta Whisky clubhouse is in session! *bangs gavel on the bar*
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:27, Reply)
I won't invite you
out for a drink here then :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:27, Reply)
There's no such thing as Whisky Club.
Although, on a whisky-related note, I've had rather a lot of Grouse tonight.

I'm afraid I'll always go for cheapness over quality.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:27, Reply)
At least
it wasn't Bells...

*spits*

Edit: TGB - Awww. It'd be a lot cheaper if I stayed in Warwickshire. *glances at wallet and ponders*
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
Well...
I wouldn't say no to free Bells...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)
Well it will probably
just be the usual suspects here so I don't want to tear you away from what will probably be a more exciting night in the big smoke :p

But yay for cheapness
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
Duck
If it's gonna be horribly expensive, just wait for me to come to Leam again :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
Sainsbury's own isn't bad
At least, the Highland single malt isn't. The Islay is just nasty, but it's not Bells
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:35, Reply)
It's not going to be that bad TBH
as I have ways of doing things on the cheap. For all intents I'm staying in a hotel on a 'business trip' :)

I didn't exactly bank on needing a couple of new tyres for my car yesterday though, so I'm about £500 lighter than I'd expected.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)
Hey up all
I've had all sorts of fun this fine evening, making up time plans for projects and all sorts. Go me!

How are we all this fine evening? Anyone done any stabbing recently?

*looks at Kaol*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:37, Reply)
Ouch...
Those damn rubbery bastards!

Will be great to see you again though :)

Stabbing?
No.
Driving... Lots of driving.
About 600 miles today and yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:39, Reply)
I did see about your driving fun Kaol
Was it Portsmouth you were in? I've not been there in years, since we used to go on family holidays in France. Good times.

It keeps you off the streets though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)
Greetings Penguin!
I paid a lovely woman to stick big needle in a rather sensitive place last weekend... perhaps it was Kaol in disguise?

How is your fine self this evening?
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:41, Reply)
Hello Hair Pot
I'm going to be quite honest, and say that I have no idea who you are. Have we met before?

I am quite good this evening, as no-one has stuck needles in my private places recently. And I'm making progress with assignments, and I got a nice pen at a careers fair yesterday.

Good times.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
Evenin PoD
@RD: Today, I was feeling so tired my mind was drifting into dream-world.

@TGB: Come to the London bash and then RD can have the best of both worlds plus you get to meet the rest of us lovely lot.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:48, Reply)
Evening
I've taken you all to be with me!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:51, Reply)
@PoD
We have never met. I'm just a random lurker who decided to de lurk a bit, and make afool out of myself. The alcohol is assisting with this.

I also saw a menton of stabbing, and I couldn't resist the opening.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:52, Reply)
Opening? Stabbing?
*grins*

*stabs*

*waves to Mrs. Bin*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)
Stabbings do create some good openings
And when I say good, I don't mean good for your health. I should stop talking.


Anyone care to fill me in on what's been going on this evening so I don't have to read everything?

And hi Mrs Bin.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)
Stabbing do create *some* good openings!
Which are often rapidly filled with metal.

I believe the London bash this weekend is the current topic of conversation. Whisky was as sideline some time ago.
(Potty Jag har smör i min rumpspringa, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
Nothing's really happened
Been a quiet one.

I'm just doing sine design work for my favourite client.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
Am I your favourite client?
I've discovered many interesting things about photoshop tonight that I haven't bothered to learn before.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 22:59, Reply)
*waves back*
So I made dinner (I'm a reasonable cook) and I still don't know what it was.
I didn't even know what cutlery to use to eat it.

*edit* evening Hair Pot, I don't think we've met.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
No, ancrenne is :p
I've never done any design work for you , Mr. PoD...

What kinda stuff did you learn tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)
Spakka
I would love to but I am skint.

Need to look for a second job at the weekend.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:07, Reply)
I've got an awesome Friday night planned
For once I'm not gonna be sitting here, on b3ta.

I'm gonna be eating pickled stuff and drinking vodka on a boat in London :D

EDIT: The juxtaposition of this TGB's post makes me look like a bastard. Sorry :(
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:16, Reply)
Yeah you bastard :p
haha *hugs*

I don't really care
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:18, Reply)
Evenin Mrs L.
Still haven't read most of this thread myself and it seems to be about the weekend's bash.

@TGB: No worries. Now I've got a job am and back in the UK, I might just go to a bash in the town of Lemmings.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
I actually have a cool Friday
planned as well. I have the girlies coming round and we are going to watch 10 Things I Hate About You, drool over Heath Ledger, drink wine and eat pizza.

:)

And you should spakka
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
Friday
I was right about holding the bash on Saturday instead of Friday. Friday is my first office pub-night.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
HE'S DEAD.
Get over it, seriously.

*shakes head*

*grabs spade*
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:22, Reply)
Fuck you Kaol
I'll drool over whomever I like
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:23, Reply)
Is that why
My ear was wet that morning?

*cries*

I knew it was odd that the door didn't have a lock.
And that hole in the wall :(
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:25, Reply)
Yeah and I got
some of your hair and blood so my voodoo doll is all ready to go
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:26, Reply)
Oh...
How's you get the blood?
I was intact!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
Well, Kaol
I was learning about just how little time I really have to complete all the things I need to do for my project, as I had to make up a time plan of when they're all going to get done. Gantt charts FTW!!!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
I sucked
it out your back so you wouldn't notice.

With a syringe not actually sucking that would be weird.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)
Oh...
Bite-marks are generally fairly obvious...

PoD, I'm afraid that I don't know what one of them is!

I'm just playing with some .raw's from my band's photoshoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:35, Reply)
Right
I am off to bed
bye alllllll
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:46, Reply)
Evening All
I am truly, truly, utterly trousered. Hello!
(Eds Meds Mathskillz=1,Socialskillz=0, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:49, Reply)
Night TGB!
I'm off too now.
Night anyone else who's still about!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
'night TGB & Kaol
Dream of mushrooms and snakes.

@Ancrenne: me me me!

@Edmund: Be glad you weren't pantsed
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 15 Oct 2008, 23:51, Reply)
Hekllo!
I am drunk too
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:11, Reply)
I are here
I are drunk
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:12, Reply)
HELLOOOO!
Cider is good
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)
I'm here
but there too.

Am sober, but catch me on Fri night and I'll be drunk as a skunk.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)
Drunk as skunk
is a good plan to be

I wish i was a drunken shrunken skunk
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)
St Michaels?!
They make pants for marts and spencsers dont they?

Is it there christmast do?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:16, Reply)
Harrods Pants Makers?
Ritz Under Crackers Assemblers?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:20, Reply)
If you're shrunk to the size of a drunken shrunken skunk
you too can play with the little people who inhabit your underpants.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:25, Reply)
Last
time I checked I saw no little people in my pants.

My closet yes, pants no.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)
Or
healthy.

What happens if they start weaving yr downstairs hair into baskets?

You'd be carrying minature baskets of pee around all the time. Nightmare
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:32, Reply)
What?
You mean I'm the only one who houses a tribe of mini-people in my underwear? No wonder my trade in mini-baskets was doing so well.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:35, Reply)
Like
butterflies?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:37, Reply)
Butterflies
are cool.

You'd need more a pubic fishing net system than a pubic basket system to painful catch an erection.

Then you harpoon it.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:42, Reply)
I'm
talking in the theoretical field.

Never tried it myself, but I'm pretty sure that if I look for it on the net something will come up. Something disturbing.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:45, Reply)
Weekend?
I am about. But about here. What is about?
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
Buggeration
I have a prior engagement on saturday night... have to sort some stuff out with a young lady, which may or may not result in us talking again...

Dammit. I'm going to need to get drunk after that.

Sigh.

Anyway, time for bed I think. Night.
(Zapiola zip-zap-zop, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:52, Reply)
'night Zap
The conversation is no longer about little people who live in underpants so I shall call it a night.

bye.

EDIT: 'night A
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 0:58, Reply)
Haha!
As a sober person this conversation was tres funny to read.

And I am left with the lingering image of Pants People - like Pans People, but running towards the camera waving pants all over the place.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Thu 16 Oct 2008, 1:05, Reply)

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