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How are you Mrs L?
I was supposed to be getting my home broadband stuff delivered to my work today but the courier has left is with some one else. The surrounding shops seem to have no idea where it is. Bastards.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
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a bit of a scunner, HCFB.
Hope you find it OK.
Evening Mrs Bin.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)
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I've been working today.
And now I'm shamelessly pimping my QOTW answer:
www.b3ta.com/questions/common/#qotw-post-274833
I hate waiting in for couriers. Bastards
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I phoned them and said "The initials in the signature are LWS according to your track and trace website, nobody here has those initials". The guy on the phone replied "yes, that means left with someone else" "Can you tell me who?" "No"
Marvelous.
Hey Edmund, how's it going?
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because of this qotw.
It's inflamed the kind hearted liberal within me.
I may just bombard everyone with kittens as an antidote!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:49, Reply)
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don't take it all so seriously. Use this QOTW to vent your nasty side, you must have one?
@al Ok, that's done it. I'm now fully aroused and sitting awkwardly at my desk.
Damn you, you hairy, dirty northerner!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)
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A nasty side....
Erm....
I can be irritating.
I'm also a bloody know-all most of the time.
Um...I'll go away and think about how I'm nasty.
Really, I shall.
*flounces off like Pollyanna*
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
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Pretty well. Got some good news today and I'm working up a pitch for another client. Unfortunately for this client, they're arrses who have insisted on no mathematical notation. Grrr.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
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And hello Chickenlady; been a while!
Not sure I like this QOTW.
Just posted a little one sticking up for common so yay!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)
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Should be off to the cinema soon, but I thought, I'd drop in and see my fellow B3thren.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
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I've spent the past two hours starting on the specification and design of a new web site idea I've had.
I'll be tapping you all up for creative contributions for the beta in a few weeks :)
Now I'm watching trawlermen on Dave. It's the poor man's Deadliest Catch.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
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I just told someone to fuck off in the replies to my rant.
That's me being nasty....and even then it was a playful fuck off.
*sigh*
I.must.find.darker.side.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
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We're all very proud of you.
You c*nt. ;)
*thinks of al smearing his nipples with warm lard*
*spends some alone time with an electro-wannet in the supply cupboard*
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
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The thought of your erection has given me a chickenlady. Or something.
Hello Mrs PJM!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)
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For now though, it's back to the electro-wannet.
Robin, to the Electro-wannet!
*scarpers*
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)
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not so bad, aside from the fact my guts are in knots today for some reason.
Oh and I found out that an American student in my college got deported today.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)
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I have peppermint chewing gum.
And tea.
Could this be a bad idea....
He was messing around on his visa and then brought a load of highly suspect books into the country. I have to say he was one of teh most unpleasant people I've met in my life so I'm not shedding too many tears.
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I've spent most of today since 2pm grubbing about on the floor of the auditorium, trying to make our seats go back properly.
*is covered in dust*
*aches*
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)
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Nope, just dust.
I did find an umbrella though. And a pencil. And a lady's purse, which I have returned to its owner.
No I didn't nick any cash out of it.
that's nice sponging, miss 'crenne. do carry on!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)
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It seems I'm not so snobby after all.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
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I've got to get a bus tomorrow.
I've not got a bus in ages, I'm slightly frightened. You don't pay the driver any more, you drop the money down a chute.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
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I love crappy films I know but I can't help myself.
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Hmmm, I haven't taken a bus in ages. Can't fit them in my pockets anymore.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
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I might have to look at that.
In a strange twist of coincidence I drove one of the futuristic yellow cabs from the Judge Dredd film a couple of weeks ago.
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were in fact disguised Land Rover 101s, which started off looking like this, but looked like this once they'd been finished with.
They were built by Land Rover at their Solihull plant. Coincidentally, Land Rover is one of the brands I work for, and 3 of the JD cars are parked around the back of our design centre in Warwickshire.
One of them was in the way of a car I needed to get to, so I drove it around to the other side of the building so that I could get to the car I needed. They're unchanged from the 1970s production Land Rovers inside - link
Not so futuristic now are they :)
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FACT!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
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I do the geeky side of things - engine and gearbox design...
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
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Things to do before the film starts.
*does not have laptop*
Byeee!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:38, Reply)
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Bye!
And hello to the people still here!
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
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Slouching back on my sofa, pratting around on the interwebs with my laptop, working my way down a bottle of Rawson's Retreat, and listening to my hifi at unreasonable volumes.
How about you?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:50, Reply)
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May go watch House in a bit, I have become addicted!!
Yesterday at my dad's though he changed the channel just before the big diagnostic :(
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 20:51, Reply)
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I'd not seen any of it at all until about a month ago, and I'm slowly working my way through it all courtesy of LoveFilm :)
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2, so let me know when you get that far and crack open a bottle of wine :p
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I'm perilously close then. Disc 3 (of 6) of season 2 arrived today...
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I thought this may amuse you.
At school there are some computers in the corridor which are mainly used by the teachers. It was morning break and I walked passed these computers to get to the staffroom.
I noticed that someone had left their work up on the screen.
The document said, in large writing, something like 'your going to use the football to practice your football skill.'
As I came back passed the 'your' had been changed to the correct one and the s added to skill. All this had been done in a red font with SPELLING written underneath in red.
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I'm not exactly short of the fermented grapes, and I suppose I'm never going to get through it all solo... :)
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schools and do that :p That is brilliant!
hehe. Well I am off to watch House!
I look forward to wine and lost then Duckie :p
laters :)
x
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I once saw a car in TEsco car park with a sign in the window which said "FOR SLAE" so I got my lipstick out and corrected it.
Then I drew a spunking willy underneath it for good measure.
I was very proud.
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*nestles for warmth*
I giggled and giggled all the way home after I'd done it.
edit@ ethel, no, but the effect was much the same.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
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My mother once saw a Ford Escort where the letter spelling out Escort had been arranged to say scrote.
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I just realised I've trolled both of stopmeandslapme's recent QOTW posts. Does that make me a bad person?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:18, Reply)
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the sig :)
Kaol hasn't helped, dropping Mr 31 all over the place after reading my profile *shakes fist*
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Yeah. Not 'Nobl' like some wag said :)
Edit: or 'No Thrill'... who was it who said that? *peers*
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Erm, I've been out practically every night since you gazzed me my wonderful lessons, No3l. But I will be devoting some time to it all on Sunday.
/ashamed
Al - it's only £3.99 delivered...http://www.play.com/Search.aspx?searchtype=allproducts&searchstring=goodfellas&page=search&pa=search
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:46, Reply)
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A social life is more important than that :)
Hmm... I think I should follow my own advice there.
Edit: *smirks @ Ethelred*
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I have a little time to kill with some lovely b3tards, now my visitor has departed.
How are we this evening?
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I am only going to stay here for ten minutes cos I HAVE to get an early night. It's a must.
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My brain just missed out the word "with" from your post.
For a horrid second there I thought you'd gone all stabby.
edit: I'm off home, woo!
night all!
*snogs*
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)
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Are you confusing me with Kaol? :)
In other news, I've had a dodgy gut for the last five days. I know that's TMI, but I just felt like telling you all.
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I should try get an early night but the calendar still haunts me and I have 7 Marina related emails *cries*
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And he winked at me. He winked at me with his nipple :(
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I'll need to go and sort my stomach issues then I'm off to bed.
Night all.
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I seem to have scared people off with that. I blame Al.
Night peeps who are off.
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I am here. So be afraid or something. Or not, up to you really.
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Is the time it takes me to cycle from a possible flat to work.
'ningles
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I'm not having a very fluffeh time lately, with a lot of VERy irritating people in the downtown area that I'm having to deal with. I'm normally a patient and tolerant person, but the absolute idiocy of what I get to face on a near-daily basis is starting to really wear at me. I got yelled at for nearly hitting some kid on a tall bike who ran a red light, these skinny white rasta wannabees called the cops to complain because I blocked an alley with a moving truck as I was unloading furniture (which meant they had to drive around the block to the other end of the alley), a certain girl I know is pregnant yet again by some gangsta playa type and was moaning about it (and I had to bite my tongue hard), and I'm getting extremely fed up with the people of this city at the moment. Christ, what happened to common sense?!?
And to top it all off a good friend of mine just found out that his wife is now carrying a stillborn.
Some days you stomp the steaming divot; some days the steaming divot stomps you.
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At work, I'm now beginning to do something other than read documentation all the time. Also, I didn't feel as tired/knackered as I did yesterday.
Had a look at two flats today, and found a nice studio flat. Am considering moving in.
I shall now go and check my underpants to see if the little people who inhabit my underpants have made any interesting crafts with my pubes.
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And i'm knackered. Polyphasic is hard to get used to :)
How is everyone?
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there is something inherently wrong about drinking on a school day but I like it.
plus have a whole stack of Flashman books to read, hurrah
are we all well?
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With chocolate and milk *skips up the wooden steps to Bedfordshire*
*feels 10 again*
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hungry, and have pins and needles in both feet.
And am grumpy also.
But will go and remedy the coldness and the hunger when my feet aren't driving me insane, which may make me less grumpy.
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Gah! My pants people have trapped my cock in a 'cage' of woven pubes. If I get a stiffy, things could be painful!
@ancrenne, I just picture you and the cat as two ninjas ready to take on wayward printers.
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:46, Reply)
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are evil incarnate
fuzzy, you need a good (or bad) man to give you a foot massage at the very least
spakka, whut?
axai, you realise this polyphilistinic sleep pattern theory is screwed about 10 minutes after you have a very satisying wank?
( , Thu 16 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
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The cat playing the 'Overseeing Foreman' role I'm assuming?
@ Spakka
TMI. but you can use a razor (not mine)
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I've pretty much lost my faith in the humanity of this city, though. There are nothing but posers, twits and selfish cunts around here. I've seen damned little in the past month that would change that opinion.
There's an area of the city called the Fan, and it's populated with a rather appalling combination of scene kids, neo-hippies walking gigantic dogs that they keep locked up in their tiny apartments when they're not home, ultra-feminist grrrls who curse at you if you're male and glance in their direction, and militant idealists of every sort who think it's acceptable to hassle you if you happen to be a white male over the age of 40, even if you're not doing anything to or around them. I'm one of Them, don't you know. I'm part of the Establishment, part of what's wrong with the world, due to my gender and skin color. How fucking ironic is that?!? So if I don't want to be hassled down there I guess I'd have to wear dreads and tie dye and speak in a Jamaican accent or as though I were from Southern California and stoned.
Fucking posers. I really just want to slap them and remind them that they're not Jamaican and that Bob Marley would be the first to laugh at them and call them twats.
A friend of mine was once hired to cut down a dead tree in that area, and a dozen neo-hippies stood on a fire escape nearby and screamed "Tree murderer!" at him the entire time.
My sympathy for these asshats is about gone. I really just feel the urge to go around giving them all Dope Slaps.
I've been having to go down there on a regular basis, and it's plucking at my last goddam nerve.
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@halfy:
See the end of yesteday's night-thread and start of today's day-thread.
@ethelred:
If I try and do that, they'll just snatch the razor from me.
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but that sounds a little bit like hard work for someone just dropping in to say hi and waffle!
ancrenne, the cat is trying its best, when it decides to investigate whats going on when you are mid-erm-shag- thats when its an annoying little bugger.
there are few worse passion killers than a cat turning up and meeping in your ear when your trying to concentrate on lady bits!!
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Here's a quick summary. There's a tribe of little people who inhabit my underpants and like to weave baskets out of my pubes. Tonight, they've played a horrible prank and woven a giant cage out of pubes and trapped my cock in it. If I get a stiffy, it will hurt!
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Hugging.
BTW: Where's everyone gone? TMI about the pants people?
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I just came back after making possibly the worst meal I have ever made (apart from the bowl of "brown stuff" the other day, which was so bad I even took a picture of it) and find that I missed the chance of a foot rub.
On the subject of persistent cats apologies if it's bindun.
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Don't worry fuzzy, I'm here to give you a foot-rub.
@ancrenne: Did I just read "sleaze"?
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That would be a comically lascivious announcement... "now I'm going to sleaze" whilst wiggling and stuff.
Oooooh thanks for the foot rub Mista... *swoons with pleasure*
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"ancrenne and her cat battling a printer" could be read as "ancrenne and her pussy engaged in S&M activities with hardware"
* thinks of mental image *
YEOUWCH! OW! OW! OW! OW!
* heroically carries on giving Fuzzy an uninterrupted footrub *
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or have any kind of mental images as too busy enjoying foot rub*
Seriously, it's been too long since I had a foot rub. Or any kind of rub :(
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I should immagine your foot must be feeling like a lit lightbulb by now *
* starts rubbing Fuzzy's ankle *
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I had drifted off there... footrubs ftw!
*is relaxed*
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