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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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How are we all this morning- still bolloxed from the night before?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:21, 373 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Love the sign, Piston.
I am still in bed. The London Bash last night was an absolute blinder. Met some great 'new' people, drank and smoked too much and laughed so hard I think I've injured myself. These bashes will kill me, but what a way to go.

How are you doing this morning?
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:38, Reply)
I'm fine
Although I seem to be getting regular headaches due to what I can only assume to be intra-sinal pressure, due to having a cold. It's not very nice. Alcohol doesn't work as a remedy, unfortunately. Still, glad you guys had a good time. There's always mine and Boss Keloid's bash this Friday to go to...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:43, Reply)
Bloody colds.
They're so common that we feel we shouldn't complain, but they make us feel like crap sometimes.

Have you met BK before? I finally got to meet him last night and he's lovely. Be prepared to drink!

Despite my booze consumption, which was riding on the back of tea at the Dorchester (more food than should be eaten in a week), I'm actually feeling quite chipper. I think I might get up and achieve something!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 9:50, Reply)
Death by b3ta bash
What a way to go :-)

Enjoyed the bash last night. Conversation topics were wide and varied, but we kept talking about how I managed to find a cheap flat so easily. Will post pics sometime.

In other news, I've been told my hotel doesn't have a room for me next week so I'm being moved to another nearby hotel.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:07, Reply)
Good morning folks!
Great bash last night, really enjoyed myself.

Checked my gazzes this morning to discover two from a new b3tan - 11 days they've been a member and posted nothing so far. The reason for gazzing me? To tell me how crap I am.

Sadly this made me laugh which I don't think was their intention.

Ah...the internet...where tossers can be brave!

Unlike last night were alcohol made us all brave! Woohoo!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
Death by b3ta bash?
Well, that's one way out. Death by snu-snu, now that would indeed be good.

/Edit

Gazzes from a newbie saying you're shite? Cheeky bastard.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:12, Reply)
It's because I have
the temerity to be a writer in the real world....and yet in this person's opinion everything I've ever posted on b3ta is shit.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:14, Reply)
Ahh
The cheekiness of some people eh? Do post these gazzes, we could do with a laugh. And possibly all of us flaming said newbie via the medium of gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:15, Reply)
@chickenlady
WTF? Did they have a reason?
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:15, Reply)
No reason mentioned
Except that what I write is shit, apparently...in their opinion.

Everyone's a critic.

:)

I did of course congratulate them on their excellent posts - 0 so far.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:17, Reply)
Go on Mme Poulet, get them posted!

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:17, Reply)
@ Piston Broke
What? Post their screen name you say?
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)
Goodmorning.
I was awake at 5am

Up at 6am

In the gym at 7am

And yes, I can contest to the fact that BK is a lovely chap.


Edit - and Chickenlady, jealousy is a nasty emotion. Just ignore them.
Today will be spent chauffeuring my nephew around for his birthday cinema visit and back to nana's for cake.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:19, Reply)
Blimey BGB!
That's keen!

I'm very impressed. If it were me I'd now be eating cake just to offset the exercise.


/Edit

I'm not bothered - but I do find it surprising that someone will go to the bother of gazzing me twice to be nasty.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:21, Reply)
@Chickenlady
I wasn't particularly happy about waking up at 5am but I couldn't get back to sleep.

I think masochism is a family trait.


Edit - I'm hoping all this exercise will make my hair grow faster. Hey! could happen.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:22, Reply)
For some reason this past week
I've been waking up between 4 and 5 am for no reason but have gone back to sleep again. Happened nearly every day.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:24, Reply)
the rudeness of newbies
shocking....

(rushes off to change screen name)
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)
I've got to get packing now
Hopefully, my new hotel should also have Wifi. If not, uploading the bash pics may take a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:31, Reply)
Good morning, all!
Just finished watching the Formula 1 (Nice one, Lewis!) and now watching Ricky Gervais doing stand up.

Off to the gym (when I can be bothered) and lose some weight.

How is everyone?
(The Stig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)
@ Chickenlady
Well, their screen name or the messages. Or both. Your choice :)

Sorry, just been in the shower.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
Here we go then....
As received by me this morning.

@ I only asked
because while the mass of b3ta woos and yays you know and i know that your work to date needs... work. it is shit.
(I'm new! 6uselesseggcups, Sun 19 Oct, 06:07, ignore, delete, archive, reply)

Nice someone took the time. The first gaz asks me quite innocently if I'm really a writer...If really being a writer means getting paid to churn out words, then yes, I am.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:44, Reply)
Chickenlady!
Meeting you and PJM last night was an absolute bloody pleasure! (There - an unsolicited opinion that might be better received!).

I am now in a state of dressedness and doing household chores. I really can't see me bothering with much else today.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
@ Clendrix
You too! And everyone else that I hadn't met before.

It was lovely to see Herr Doktor, Ancrenne, Kaol & Spakka again.

Going to bashes never really feel like you're off to meet strangers from the internet.

Strange people maybe...but never strangers.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:55, Reply)
Dok!
God, he's mental. (Edit - but lovely.)

Everyone else staggered off to a second bar last night, but I accompanied Wookiee home because I think his 'lung disease' had finally got to him. He received a text from Dok at one point, but Dok had neglected to actually write anything.

How funny - Dok too drunk to write and Wookiee too drunk to have read it anyway.

I'm sure they all feel great today :)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 10:59, Reply)
Well really!
It really never ceases to amaze me how many people out there need cunting in the fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
BGB
Who? Dok? Wookiee? Or are you playing catch up?

I'm very impressed by your morning regime. btw.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
@BGB
I'm one of them....!
(The Stig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
There was rather a lot
of drunkenness.

I hope Scarpe got home alright.

He staggered off into the night to catch his train home - fortunately his stop was the end of the line...maybe he's still asleep on the train even now.
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
Oh yes! Scarpe!
He was so utterly mashed. I'd like to see some of his pics - he forced Wookiee and me to pose for one, but I feel quite sure it was more likely to have been of the flowers to the right of us from the way he was waving his camera around.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
*jealouses from all the bash talk*
I stayed in and watched X-Factor, yeah.. my life is rockin'.

Chickenlady that gaz you got meant my tea is now well acquainted with my keyboard.

*waves at everyone else*
I didn't even realise the F1 was on which is good as I have had the results ruined for me twice already :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:11, Reply)
@ Chickenlady
That's a bit harsh... oh well. Still, I'm looking forward to meeting you lot at some point...
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
I mean the person slagging Chickenlady off.
Sorry!


And stop having bashes without me. Buggers!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
@BGB
For what it's worth (i.e very little), I did miss you there. Just didn't seem right!
(The Stig, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:16, Reply)
BGB and Badger
We don't really want to have Bashes without you - we just soldier on because that's the way we know you'd like it to be.

*puts fingers in ears*

Hopefully we'll be together at one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:18, Reply)
tbh
Someone unknown sending a snippy remark like that is more a reflection on them.

If it was an established member or even if it was constructive criticism then I'd take more notice...but as it was I'm more surprised that someone bothered to gaz me twice!

@BGB - yes, more bashes with you!
(I helped save b3ta! chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
haha
I'm more worried about a gaz I got from a bash goer saying he has heard a lot about me from Duckie *scareds*

I'm going to try get to Edinburgh. Maybe try drag some other Leamingtonians along.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:19, Reply)
Thanks for missing me everyone.
Right I'm off to be Auntie Blouse for the day.

My nephew's chariot awaits.

Catch you later.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
Hangover
*groans*
Morning everyone, glad that everyone is accounted for. Was an excellent bash last night, was so good to catch up with some familiar faces and the new ones too. It was great meeting you all, I've never met a b3tan in person that I didn't like.

We rolled up home at 11:30, yours truly disgustingly drunk and bearing takeaways instead of the cooked meal I promised chickenlady weeks ago. We're about to shoot off climbing this morning and I'm no doubt going to regret that last wheat beer (brewed in Yorkshire?) while I'm twenty feet up a wall.

Hope everyone is having a great Sunday.

*reaches for alka seltzer*
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:30, Reply)
PJM
It was a good one, that's for sure! I don't think you were alone in your drunken state (ahem), although I have to admit that none of my activities today involves climbing anything - good luck with that!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 11:34, Reply)
climbing
proper climbing with ropes an stuff?
Where are you going?
(CheatingRabbit, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:10, Reply)
Morning all!
I got back to mine the latter side of 2:30, damn my train deciding to make extra stops and thinking they were running early!

Didn't get to sleep on the train as some scrote was sitting the other side of the carriage sniffing so hard it was like he was snorting water, and doing it every 30 seconds for a good 20 minutes!

Anyway enough ranting.

Chickenlady, PJM, The Stig, Rubberduck, Herr Dok, Scarpe, BK, Ancrenne, Kaol, Brixton and all the rest I've met before, I thank you for the night last night. Was well worth the trip (if just for the hugs (and man-kisses from Kaol))
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:12, Reply)
hello!
it was great meeting you all yesterday. you're all very lovely and i really enjoyed my first bash. i'm sorry i didn't really have time to mingle and get chatting to all of you. the gig i went to afterwards was good, though.

i'm brutally hungover now and all this talk of going to the gym and climbing is making me go 'urghghghghgh' :D
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:35, Reply)
I am dead.
I should not be allowed to drink. I can't be trusted to be sensible.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:49, Reply)
I'm seriously jealous of all you bash goers
Will have to get to one soon.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
Harro
How are we all?

Good bashage last night?

I sat in and watched the X-Factor with a bottle of wine. Rock and Roll.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:51, Reply)
Wanting cake, oddly enough.

(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:56, Reply)
@wanderlust
me too. i keep trying to be sensible, but in all my years of drinking, i've only ever managed it once. i really should have learned by now.

that pub was nice!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 12:57, Reply)
I made a chocolate cake
this morning. I would send you some but it doesn't appear to fit in the cd drive of my laptop. Sorry.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:00, Reply)
Sensible drinking
Is easy. 2 pints of alcohol, then something non-alcoholic. It's a good rule.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:02, Reply)
Morning everyone
I survived and made it home OK. Glad to hear everyone had a good time.

So when's next?
(bill, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:11, Reply)
Morning all
Sounds like you had a blast! I can't wait to meet you guys.

Batman, I watched the X Factor without a bottle of wine, your life is much more exciting than mine :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:22, Reply)
Bill
You're bloody funny. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:23, Reply)
I watched the X-factor was cider!
Woo!

I am now burning some cds to listen to in my car on my jolly trip later. My life is all kinds of exciting
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:26, Reply)
Hello again.
I have a reprieve from auntie duties while my nephew is at the cinema.

I think I may go and find someone to stalk to kill some time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:31, Reply)
warmfuzzyfeeling
I even had a bowl of tomato soup as well that's how crazy I am!

You feeling any better?

I've just eaten a whole tub of pringles, eurgh. Mistake.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:34, Reply)
Wow!
You live dangerously Batman!

I had a nice cup of tea, and some cake.

Too many Pringles is bad... what flavour were they?

EDIT: oh and thank you for asking - I feel ok today, prolly coz I have the sunday afternoon jam session to look forward to :) yay!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:44, Reply)
Afternoon all
It's curry time! Oh yeah!

How are we all this fine day? I shall catch up with the thread after curry.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:45, Reply)
I know
that's what I thought!

Sour cream and chive pringles, I couldn't stop myself eating the whole tube. I feel like a tube now.

What you up to today?

Hey PoD, are you well?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:46, Reply)
I'm not bad
Didn't sleep well last night though, due to the party upstairs until about 5am. Ended up sleeping in my flatmates room since he is away for the weekend.

How did the bash go?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:49, Reply)
Oh for frig's* sake...
there's always food talk on here!

Am off to the shops as I'm now hungry.



*Have given 'frig' a possessive apostrophe, but not entirely sure if it can actually have a sake. I think the whole sentence might be flawed.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:49, Reply)
*bashful smile*
Um...sorry...

It's not often that I get THAT drunk...

The guard at Oxford Circus wouldn't let me opn the underground because he thought I might fall under a train...I had to walk all the way back to Warren Street to get on...

It was fantastic to meet you all, you all rock and I had a great night. I promise to retain my ability to stand upright next time though
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:51, Reply)
Feeling a bit rough
this morning then scarpe? Good night in the end?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:56, Reply)
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahaaha
Scarpe! You were mashed! Brilliant fun - have you looked at any of the pictures you took, yet?

The Bash was a classic. I laughed so much all night.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)
I suppose
it depends if you are forsaking one frig or a whole bunch of frigs :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:57, Reply)
@Batman
Yeah, a little bit.

The fact that I didn't resurface until 1.30 proves that.

And I just realised I think I left my iPod on the train. Fucketty fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 13:59, Reply)
Badger
Just the one. I'm not that annoyed really.

I just don't much care for punctuating sentences that shouldn't even exist.

How are you today?

Edit: Scarpe - lost ipod - not funny.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:00, Reply)
I think
as it's sunday the frigs probably don't mind either way. I wouldn't if I was a frig, I'd let my standards slide at the weekend.

Are there embarrassing photos from this bash?

*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:01, Reply)
aaw, scarpe
i didn't get to see how drunk you were.
i ended up pretty mashed too, at one point i sat on the pavement in oxford st, emptied the content of my bag onto the floor dramatically and with much whining to look for my missing phone. which was actually in my pocket. doh.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
Afternoon everyone
I've just landed back in Warwickshire after last night's epic bash.

I went to the bash with high expectations, but it appears that my expectations weren't high enough. What a fantastic bunch of people you all are - it was great meeting Kaol again, but I've made a mental note not to go anywhere near him with any visible piercings after what happened to BK.

So many great people I'd not met before though. My only regret is that I didn't get to chat much to some people, but I intend to make up for that next time!

Woke up this morning at 7.30 with my mouth feeling like I'd been sucking a decomposed badger's cock, then I rolled over and saw the unfortunate truth. There was a half-eaten McD's quarter pounder next to me, that as usual I can't remember buying. WHY do I do that when I'm drunk? Every fucking time...

I just switched the F1 on and spent the next 2 hours reanimating myself enough to drag my sorry carcass over to Paddington, and that's about as exciting as today's going to get for me I think.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:03, Reply)
Pics
Yeah, the pics are great, I will put them on flickr eventually. Unless anyone has any objections (If you don't want your picture up, let me know)

Unlikely that I will be managing that today though, cos frankly, I feel as rough as a dogs arse and may well just go back to bed.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:04, Reply)
What happened to BK?!

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:04, Reply)
rubberduck
what happened to BK?!

EDIT TGB Jinx! Ha! I'm such a child
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:06, Reply)
Type faster duckie
I have to go out!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
BK
came staggering up to me and yelled, 'Kaol sucked my ball off.'

Turns out it was the little ball on his lip ring. Kaol managed to dismantle it when he was kissing him.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:07, Reply)
haha
brilliant!

Right I do have to go, laters all :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:08, Reply)
Wow!
I must get a snog of Kaol the next time I see him.


I've just bought a book about mushrooms.



Why?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:09, Reply)
So you can
identify the ones that are currently sharing soil with my cheeseplant :)

Also, hahaha! Kaol sucks!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:16, Reply)
Is it my imagination
Or did Kaol also suck my neck last night?

If it happened, I am slightly distressed.

If it didn't happen, but I am imagining it did, I am even more distressed.
(I helped save b3ta! scarpe We Stole Bikes, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:19, Reply)
Ok
Curry eaten, me caught up on thread goings on. Damn you all and your making it to bashes.

*scowls*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:30, Reply)
Right
I'm off!

An afternoon of live music, good company and with any luck some free food from the crazy Italian landlord awaits me.

Happy sundays everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:33, Reply)
Hi again
I've moved to my new hotel. Hopefully, I won't have to be moved again before I move into my new flat.

Before I forget, I'd like to congratulate Bill on picking the venue - it's ideal for a b3ta-bash. Also, I'd like to congratulate everyone else for coming and just being themselves really.

* hugs *

@brixton bruxelles:
I hope your friend wasn't too traumatised by her first exposure to b3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:39, Reply)
I've been looking through the calendar
to see if there's any bashes I can make before the Edinburgh one and they're all at bad times (well, just for me obviously). The York one was the best shout but it's the day after my birthday so I'd be in no fit state to do anything.

I'm getting mighty jealous of all this bash talk, gah!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:45, Reply)
hi misterspakkaman!
she really enjoyed it and thought you all were lovely :)

thanks for organising it!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:55, Reply)
Brixton
Very nice to see you, how was the gig?

Also, groking sounds very rude. Is a hattiwosit some form of naughty toy?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
Sounds like much hotel based fun you're having spakka
Are they nice hotels? Congratulations on the new flat.

I want to buy an acoustic drumkit, but they're all many expensives :( Any of you kind employed people fancying buying me one?

*pleads*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:02, Reply)
PoD
I'll buy you one if I get 99% of your current and future pre-tax earnings in whatever you do (including dole cheques)
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:06, Reply)
If it was current
Pre-tax earnings, that would be fine, since I'm a student. In the future, it's likely to be a no.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:09, Reply)
@ethelred
good to meet you, too.
the gig was great!
so what time did the bash end?

edit: and i don't know what groking is. it's something moomins do and i like the way it sounds :D
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:10, Reply)
Future QOTW bashes
www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post261651
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
.
@POD
The hotel's OK-ish - nothing special. The new one has a toilet and shower in my room, unlike the old one. My company gave me a relocation fee which is being used to pay for the hotel. I've found a flat a lot quicker than I'd hoped for, but I've still got to get thru the vetting process (references etc.) before it becomes final. However, the Wifi is rubbish here and my signal keeps disconnecting. Uploading pics may take some time.

@brix
The bash continued until the pub shut, but a few of us headed off to another place. I got the night bus all the way back to where I was staying and didn't get to bed until 3-ish.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:33, Reply)
damn
I feel all left out. No bashes for me cause I am not UK based now. They do sound fun though
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:34, Reply)
Thanks spakka
I'm going to try make one of those. Possibly the Manchester one actually.

EDIT Flesh, is it Barcelona you're based in? I may be coming across to see a couple of mates next year...
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)
@misterspakkaman
i hope the vetting process goes well for you.

@flesh - where are you, then?
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:38, Reply)
I am indeed
in Barcelona. Lovely place really
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:44, Reply)
Woo
I might be able to make the bash at the start of November. It's only 15 quid on the bus and it only takes about 4 and a half hours. Score.

Anybody know any good places to stay in Manchester?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:46, Reply)
The only bash
That I have any plans to attend is the Embra bash in April. Go me.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 15:52, Reply)
Still talking about bashes?
Oh well. Question- which /talkers create the most hassle here I wonder?

I'm guessing Rathen is pretty high on the list, right?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:07, Reply)
I've just put BK on the train home.
He told me some of the things I was saying last night.

I am a very, very bad girl.

*makes mental note that shouting at people in the street to double team her isn't the most ladylike of things to do*
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:12, Reply)
@ Wanderlust
A possible answer for the current qotw perhaps?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:15, Reply)
@piston
I think you're right!
I was so Amy Winehouse last night it was painful.

Sorry everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
hey wanderlust
nice! Good night?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
Batman
I had an ace time. I think I was somewhat sexually agressive with a few of the men and have probably scared them for life.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:23, Reply)
Hehehe
I'm sure the guys didn't mind!

Up to anything today?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
I'm going to my mate's flat later for a film.
Other than that I will mostly be sitting on a comfy chair eating cheese.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:28, Reply)
Oddly enough
I've just had a cheese string I found down the back of the sofa. Spooooooooky. And also disgusting.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:36, Reply)
Hey 'lusty
Sounds like a nice quiet Sunday.

Anyone ever used freecycle before?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:36, Reply)
Nope
What is it?!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)
Batman
you ate something you found down the back of the sofa? Bleurgh.

PoD - what's freecycle (ignorance denoting non-usage)
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:41, Reply)
I've used it
A handy little list if you ever find anything of use. Freecycle is basically a swapit site handled via email. I find gumtree and craigslist to be viable alternatives mind you.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:42, Reply)
Well
It's a big website organisation thing* where people post either things they are giving away or things they are looking for. It's all free. The person giving stuff away can then choose who to give it to out of who responds.

And I think I've just found myself a snare drum and small tom on it.

*Technical terms
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)
Yeah
I got hungry but I stubbed my toe last time I got up so I took that as a sign not to move for the rest of the day.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)
that's sad Batman
and hurray for Murray - 2 Masters Titles in a row. Straight sets against a frenchie
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 16:54, Reply)
I love freecycle
I've given things away before, but never got anything.


Oh yes, Afternoon all.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:02, Reply)
Afternoon Mrs Bin
My friends in Bristol have furnished a large amount of their new flat from freecycle. It's a great idea.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:04, Reply)
Lo' Mrs Bin
Are you well?

flesh yeah it was a bit sad. I feel shit now though so I've learned my lesson.

And go Murray, if he carries on like this he may make the top 3.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:13, Reply)
I shall repeat what I said last night
I have two, yes two, job interviews next week.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:18, Reply)
And we congratulate you on them Mrs Bin
When abouts in the week are they? Is this with teachers giving their notice just at the October holidays?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 17:23, Reply)
No PoD
It's all the teachers who couldn't keep their draws on over the summer!

They are on Wednesday (a job I want) and Thursday (a job I don't really want but will take if offered).

The nice thing is that I will hear if I've got it or not that night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
Ah, right
I'm getting impatient and want to hear back from this drum person. Check your emails drum person!

I'm really quite an impatient person.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
here's hoping for you Mrs LIB
how many hours weekly will that give you?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
Yay for Mrs Bin.
*crosses fingers*


I have just come back from a fair to middling chinese meal with family and I have red wine, nom!
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
Hey folks!
What a fucking blinding weekend!

Blathering down a keyboard now cos I got royally pissed on the way home on the train.

Having looked down the thread, thanks muchly to clenders and BGB for the lovely words. I love you both too! And Lusty apologises for the hilarious excessive drunkenness!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
Great meeting you last night BK
I winced when Kaol tugged your lip though!
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
Hey BK, ducky
Glad you both had fun. Sounds like a fun trip home too BK.

Any pics of the bash likely to apparate any time soon?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)
Late acknowledgement of awsomeness
The bash was indeed legendary, bits of it keep coming back in bursts of hazy memory. I've barely climbed today thanks to wonky ribs (Kaol?) and a feeling of floatiness not conducive to dangling from rope 15 metres up.

I have to make one special tribute though.

Wanderlust's wonderful cakes. They rocked.

Thank you Wanderlust.
(Bicycle Repairman "you're also a bit of a wanker", Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
Hey PoD
Yeah, I'm trolleyed now!

@ducky

Pleasure to meet you!
Yeah, I managed to get the ball back on it this morning. Lusty was so hungover this morning! I was fine. Guess that was us officially coming out as a couple!

*edit*
And lovely to meet you and Chickenlady, PJM, you charming, erudite people!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)
WHAT!!!
I missed out on Lusty's cakes. I didn't even know there were any.

I know what you mean about the hazy bursts of memory though, although curiously mine is from this morning. I've just been chewing my knuckles thinking about it. I was having a shower this morning in my hotel room, and didn't hear the knock on the door... One of the chambermaids had come to clean my room and walked into the bathroom while I was in the shower dressed in my birthday suit. With a flurry of embarassed apologies she disappeared.

Poor girl. She's probably been traumatised for life by my whale features, but there's one thing that I can't get straight in my head - okay, so I didn't hear the knock on the door, but SURELY it's bleeding obvious if someone's having a shower. It's not exactly the quietest of things, yet she STILL came in...

Edit: BK - congrats to you and Lusty. You make a great couple. I'm going to have to meet you both again if only to sample Lusty's cakes!
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:19, Reply)
'lusty and BK
Sittin' in a tree....and so on. I can't be bothered typing the rest.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)
Cheers Duckie
And I'm sorry to hear about your trauma! :D

@ PoD
We'd have falen out of the tree last night. A lot of alcohol had been consumed!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
FINALLY
I'm drunk, after days of trying. Thank God for rum.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:26, Reply)
BK, wanderlust
Congratulations guys!

Dead chuffed for you two!

How you doing anyway BK? Asides from obvious drunkenness?

And err...congratulations for you too piston!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:29, Reply)
yay
now have plans for an otherwise boring evening.

Off to the cinema to see the latest Clooney/Pitt offering.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
@ Batman
Cheers!

We weren't subtle about it last night so...
That was msinly me pawing her at regular intervals though, the "lucky lady".
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:34, Reply)
Awww gutted I missed that then!
I heard Kaol sucked you off as well? Busy night for you then?!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:35, Reply)
@ Batman
Eh?!

I don't recall that!

He's a lovely man; he did carry me about for a bit.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:45, Reply)
yes, BK
we heard he sucked your ball clean off!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)
Ahh!
Yup; off the lip piercing!

Nice to meet you too BB; however briefly!
Did you say you were off to a gig?
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 20:54, Reply)
yes
i went to see holy fuck (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Holy_Fuck) at the kings college student union bar. it was great. and tomorrow i'm off up to scotland to see mogwai. yay for giggage!

good meeting you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
@BB
Didn't know Mogwai were still going!
Glad you enjoyed Holy Fuck; might have to check them out.
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:03, Reply)
Scotland, BB?
Where aboots in Scotland? I haven't seen adverts for Mogwai anywhere. But then I haven't heard any of their stuff in ages either.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
they just released a new album
and they're playing the edinburgh corn exchange, which i've heard is a shit venue, but i'm sure they'll be just gorgeous, despite that.

i'm staying with friends in kinross.
should be quite a laugh.

are you in scotland?
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
I thought the corn exchance was actually okay
better than the SECC in Glasgow that's for sure.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
I am indeed in Scotland
Studying in Glasgow. Go me.

I'm looking at jobs in Englandshire though to get some idea of what I want to do once I graduate in 2010.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
Yes, finally pissed
And decided to carry on the trend with another hefty glass of rum and coke *hic*

I'm probably going to regret this in the morning. Ah well.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
@Piston
Probably? Or just yes?

Anyone live in the South of England? Is it nice?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:09, Reply)
which bit in the south?
i've been to the new forest area and that's gorgeous.

yeah, this is mogwai's only scottish gig on the tour. i could have seen them in london, but i've nobody to go with and the last time i went to a gig alone, i felt like a sad gimp.

i love edinburgh, anyway, so any excuse to visit ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:12, Reply)
Yeah I used to live in Edinburgh
it's a cool place.

I just watched Blood Diamond...that was hard going.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:14, Reply)
Glasgow is better :p
And some people know it....

Possibly around Bristol area, or down on the south coast, Portsmouth way.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:15, Reply)
I'm not going
to disagree with you about Glasgow being better! Smiles better in fact...

I was in Portsmouth a couple of years ago actually, seemed like a really nice place.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:20, Reply)
@ BB
I go to gigs on my own all the time - mainly cos I like heavy obscure stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:21, Reply)
Evening Groovers
Just thought I'd pop in and check up y'all.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
Hey clenders
How are you m'dear?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:26, Reply)
Well,
it looks like I've been outed then!
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
Hey clendrix
How's it going?

EDIT Heyloooo wanderlust! Congratulations!

Is anybody watching that Stephen Fry in America program?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
Sorry Lusty!
I'm a bit tipsy and happy!

*huggles Clendrix*
Hello! Was lovely yo meet you finally!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:30, Reply)
Hello PoDders
Lusty - why have you been outed? Didn't we know this before? I'm sure there were clues!

Beekers - it was an absolute pleasure!
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:31, Reply)
Hey Batman
It looks like we can no longer spend our lives together wearing bobble hats and mittens.

I hope you understand.

unless BK's up for sharing?
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:31, Reply)
Evening all
I'm watching dear Stephen. what a lovely program.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)
Yay!
Congratulations on BK & WL for becoming b3ta's newest QOTW couple!

Meanwhile, my wifi is still playing up so uploading the pics may not happen for a while.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:32, Reply)
@HCFB
I switched over briefly and saw something dead in a bin with some maggots. Then I turned back over again.

I like that name Clendrix. How are you? Enjoy last night I presume?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:33, Reply)
@ Lusty
If bobble hats and mittens are involved it would be churlish to object!

Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
Wanderlust
Ahhh it's okay I do understand, I could get you two some matching hats if you like?


Swan, the bit with the bodies was a bit grim no?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
clendrix
Clues? I have no idea what you mean :p

EDIT: I don't think I could imagine BK in a bobble hat. I'm sure he'd look lovely with a pair of mittens though.
(I helped save b3ta! wanderlust, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
hi clendrix and lusty!
BK - what sort of music, then? and are you going to ATP this year? i was thinking of going, but money's tight. gah!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
I'm back!
hopes someone cares
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:41, Reply)
Heh
lusty just tell me what colour and I'll get them made. Hows about a nice baby blue?

Woohoo hey TGB, good day?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:41, Reply)
Hey Batman
I had an awesome day thank :D Chilled at my mates and she cooked me dinner! Woo score
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)
Evening dear Badger
Good to hear you had a good day. Mine involved both currys and toasties, so it was grand.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
Woo!Good stuff
I ate an out date cheese string I found down the back of my sofa. Thats been my exciting day.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
@ Hcfb
True. I'd heard of the body farm a while ago through something like Bizarre magazine but was interested to see it this evening.

Can't be arsed to read thru the entire thread - Everyone OK?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:47, Reply)
lurking cheese
batman, that makes you sound like bernard from black books :D
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
hi all
new here but someone said this is where all the nice people hang out?
(UK Immigration Office asking everything in triplicate on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
out of date
and warm cheese string? EEEWWWWWW
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
hey razmatan
Yeah everyone is nice around here.

Welcome! Are you well?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:53, Reply)
hi holy cremola foam batman
i am ok thanks. Just needed a distraction from stuff really
(UK Immigration Office asking everything in triplicate on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:55, Reply)
Evening razmatan
Can I call you Raz? Mostly because it took about 4 attempts to type your name properly.

Welcome to the board of many fluffehs. Grab a kitten and join in.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
hi razmatan
it's nice and friendly here :)
less hectic than the other boards!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
Hey Razmatan
PoD are you having issues with letters again :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
you can call me raz penguin :)
everyone seems to have shortened names here. hey brixton yeah i agree with you on the other boards!
and hi the grammar badger
(UK Immigration Office asking everything in triplicate on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
If you're looking
for a distraction Independence Day is on, result.

EDIT And don't worry about typing my full name, it's too much of a mouthful. That's what she said, waaaayooo!

Sorry.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:01, Reply)
I have many issues TGB
And yes, some are with letters. You should know not to bring it up around here though. It makes me do many cries.

*many cries*
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)
*hugs PoD*
there there. Dirty Dancing s on as well!

Raz you can shorten me to TGB :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)
what abbreviated
version do you prefer holy?
(UK Immigration Office asking everything in triplicate on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
if we're agreeing on abbreviations here
i'm quite fine with being abbreviated to BB or brix :)
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
@raz
He'll take anything you'll give him. I generally go by PoD, but you could probably have guessed that from the fact that it appears just up there ^.

And I forgive you Badgers. Forgive you many times. Did you know al managed to find you on the 'book btw?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
I'm not fussed really
I'm a bit easy...

Just throw together a random jumble of letters and see if it sticks!

So you been on b3ta for long and just new to Off Topic or new to the whole thing?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
If anyone tries
To shorten my name, they deserve to be slain with a hat-pin.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
Oh FFS
My missus has whacked Dirty Dancing on the box when I want to play worms.

What a load of shit.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:09, Reply)
Are you stalking me as well?
Did you friend me? :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)
Hey Big K
Have a fun weekend?

And don't pretend you don't love having nicknames.

edits - I found you t'other day, but didn't friend you. I could if you particularly want? Or you could try to find me :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:10, Reply)
Dirty Dancing?
Eurgh. Will Smith is kicking ass on channel 4, get it sorted!

Hey Kaol

*waves*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
the typical
long time lurker story i guess.
(UK Immigration Office asking everything in triplicate on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
Podders
I did enjoy last night!
There were lots of special moments...
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:11, Reply)
I'm far too lazy to stalk people
*lazies*

Kaol! *hugs* I will call you Kaolykins which is making it longer but very fitting I feel :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
@clendrix
Does you sig refer to one of these special moments?

*sighs*

I'll have to go and find you all over again now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
hi kaol!
i love how you got your username :)

and PoD, is it wrong that i read your name as 'penguin o' death'?
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:12, Reply)
Evening all
I've just eaten an entire 'family size' jumbo bag of Giant Buttons. I feel:

a) fat
b) sick
c) 5 years old again
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
Podders
It does indeed.
The owner of the nipples knows who s/he is!

S/he has lovely ones, cos s/he is bloody lovely too.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
Hey :)
I had a messy weekend.
Last night was... Well, exciting.

I got lost on my way back, ended up drinking a lambrini/special brew mix with a homeless guy.

But, I'll post a fuller story tomorrow, with more hobos, man-on-man-kissing and cocaine.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
That's quite ok BB
It sounds more Scottish. I like it.

And ducky:
1 - Congratulations
2 - I bought fizzy strawberry laces yesterday and gobbled the lot :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:14, Reply)
duckie are you addicted to bashes now?
Wanna come on the fun road trip to Edinburgh with me at Easter? yeah you do you do you do you do you do

PoD what are Conmgratulations?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:15, Reply)
@ BB
I'm pretty much a metalhead!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)
People are coming to Glasgow
Why are people coming to Glasgow? To see me?

We've already heard of your man on man escapades Kaol. Strange, strange boy.

edit - TGB, they are something that appear before I ninja stuff, and when I type on a laptop in the dark from my bed.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)
Who is going to Glasgow
*whistles*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:17, Reply)
I'm going to Glasgow
woohoo, who else is?!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
Damn
Well, that showed me and my ninjaing. I did presume that's what you meant though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
You guys
have the best drunken stories.

I won't be able to be drunken at the Manchester bash, as I shall be driving :(

Also, speaking of which, am I right in thinking it starts at 6pm? This will make things awkward... trains back to Lancaster in the evening aren't very accomodating.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
Wish I could
I've tried explaining that Patrick Swayze has to be a nonce because he's so much older than Baby but to no avail.

Buggery fuck to the whole deal .... She has to work tomorrow morning while I shall play playstation. Hah! Epic win to me!
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:19, Reply)
TGB
Ah go on then...

*signs up to Embra bash*

EDIT: Yes, I'm afraid I'm addicted to bashes. Everyone I meet there is full of several kinds of win.

As Warwickshire's ambassador (or should that be botschafter?) at the bash yesterday, I can say that the bash needed more Warwickshire presence :)
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
PoD
You're clearly just jealous that you missed out on a hot slice of the action.

Also, Brix, t'was a pleasure to meet you.
Hope I didn't scare your young friend too much...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
YAY!
Duckie I haven't really thought through plans and travel and stuff! I will be swayed by the cheapest :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:22, Reply)
BK
are you on last.fm?

my daughter just announced that she thinks she has 'an asparagus vein'.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)
@kaol
my friend thought you were great :)
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:25, Reply)
Brixton...
Your friend looked so normal as well...
;)
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
TGB
Leave the travel to me. I'm sure I can get us there in style!
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
@ BB
Yeah, not been on it for ages though. Think I've forgotten my login!

You have a daughter? You don't look old enough!
Asparagus vein is awesome!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
You're thinking Jag power
Aren't you duckie? Well, I'll be turning up on a train!!! YEAH!!

I am jealous Kaol. Jealous many time.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:29, Reply)
cheers, BK! yeah, i got knocked up young :P
my sprog's 13.

clendrix: my friend is not normal at all, she has a crush on mark corrigan of peep show ;)
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)
Your friend thought I was great, eh?
Well, feel free to point her in my direction :p
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:31, Reply)
Heh yeah me too PoD
fuck yeah!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:34, Reply)
13! Fucking hell!
How do Kaol

Pleasure to meet you finally!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:35, Reply)
It's ok
You'll both be in awe of my amazing-ness in April :p

EDIT: BK, my dear man, you were an absolute pleasure to meet!
You put up with my over-the-top drunken antics perfectly :)
Did you get your ball-issue fixed? Sorry about that!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:35, Reply)
You're my new hero
Duckie :)

*dances* I'm going to Edinburgh woooooooo
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)
Did someone say Edinburgh?
Hmmm. I've been thinking about that- it might be worth going in for shared accommodation/transport. I'm quite happy to put up/out for petrol money and hotel bills if anyone fancies swinging by Wakefield to pick me up.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:42, Reply)
Hey ancrenne
Have many funs last night?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:45, Reply)
@ Kaol
All sorted. I wedged it back on with some scissors this morning!

Hey ancrenne *hugs*
Lovely to meet you too!
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
@ Ancrenne
Well, count me in, if you're driving (no license) and happen to live south of me, that is.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:47, Reply)
You wedged it back
in with scissors?

Urgh! How vigorously were you guys kissing if it managed to come off!?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:49, Reply)
Yeah,
I was looking at jobs in south englandshire for when I finally graduate, and was wondering if it's bearable to live down there? And can you buy Irn Bru?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:50, Reply)
@ Batman
Nah, he grabbed my lip and pulled it off.

I slipped the blades of scissors into the hoop and opened it enough to slip the ball back on.

*edit*
Thanks lady 'Crenne!

Just realised how filthy hoops and scissors all sounds:S
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:53, Reply)
No haggis? :(
Irn Bru is essential though. I went a couple of days without it last week and got crippling sore heads. I think I may be slightly addicted to it.

I've been down that way a few times, on the way to France, and sailed back into southampton once. It was dark though, and I was about 11.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:55, Reply)
Ahhhhhhh
I thought somebody said you two were kissing, pulling is much better!

PoD yeah I know the feeling. I've got a mate who drinks Buckfast and Irn-bru (and buckfast and milk for that matter) on a night out. Eurgh.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
Well, we did kiss...
But that was a different time...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
I think Leamington got off
lightly from Kaolykins visiting :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:57, Reply)
Well...
I was 75% more drunk last night than I was in Leam...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 22:59, Reply)
I notice you
don't object to being called Kaolykins though :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
Right then
Anyone going to the Edinbash have a car and live on the M1 corridor?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
Oh yeah
That was lovely.

*quivers*
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:02, Reply)
Mr Piston
I'm now planning on grabbing a huuuge car with lots of space and taking several people. It's only about 10 miles further if I use the M1 rather than the M6, so if you don't have any joy elsewhere let me know...
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:05, Reply)
Incidentally
If any ideas of mine seem a little outlandish, don't blame me, I'm 3 sheets to the wind. However, one piece of advice. Don't get drunk and watch the last episode of Blackadder goes Forth. It will not do you any good whatsoever.

/Edit

@ Ducky

Count me in, where I live is quite easy to get to, thankfully.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:05, Reply)
I'm listening to Hoobastank
and I like it!

Cheesy shit rock FTW! No? Just me? Oh :(

Duckie are we inviting the other Warwick weirdoes?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)
Ah, Hoobastank
I haven't heard them in years.

"So why are you running awaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay"
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:07, Reply)
Hoobastank?
Bloody hell, blast from the past. What's next- The Coral?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:08, Reply)
aaaw, piston.
cheer yourself up with some father ted or something!

i think i'll go to the edinburgh bash, too.
i don't drive, though, so might get a train unless anyone's going up from london/south east and has space in their car and would appreciate the petrol money!
i don't think i could face getting the bus up there again, though.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:09, Reply)
TGB
We must.

There were lots of people last night who wanted to meet you, Lab and Himjim.

This car's filling up nicely already :)
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:09, Reply)
I see your Hoobastank
and raise you Velvet Revolver.

piston...bad bad idea. Although it is a fantastic ending, if that's the correct term.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
Who else who else!
Duckie you have got me all excited now :p

You gazzing people?

Batman - Velvet Revolver fucking rock!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
@ Ancrenne
That is an affirmative. Damned episode gets me every time. The only thing that can cure this is a hug.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, Reply)
Pffft,
I've met them, they weren't anything special.

That's a damn lie, you're an amazing bunch and I had a lot of fun with you!
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, Reply)
*HUGS*
better Piston? :)

And I know you think we are awesome Kaol :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:11, Reply)
Cheers TGB/ Ancrenne
Rum and that episode are never a good idea. Now I know I'm pissed- posting shite on the internet and not remotely caring. Hurrah, I guess.

@ Ancrenne

Have you checked behind the sofa?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
*hugs ancrenne*
I'm happy that my travel for Embra is going to be really rather easy :)
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
Yeah Velvet Revolver
rock! Stone Temple Pilots also just came on which makes me happy.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
I'm happily listening to the Cranberries at the moment
Forgot how ace they are. However, I think those with cars should ID themselves and their location so we can plan liftsharing for Edinbash.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:17, Reply)
Dribble?
Ew!

I'm gonna be going to bed soon, I'm still not firing on all cylinders today.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:18, Reply)
*hugs to ancrenne*
and i'm in for edinburger, yay!
cheers, rubberduck :)

i'd be up for sharing accommodation, ancrenne, if you're still looking for someone.
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:18, Reply)
YOU PEOPLE SUCK
away all my Sunday night bollocking-shit-balls-it's-fucking-Monday-tomorrow depression.

Thank you.

And good night.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
I think a youth hostel would be cheaper
If we can get 6 of us, a room is quite cheap, and we can take it over quite happily. Plus I have a remarkable facility to look the other way when women are getting changed.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
i'm off to bed too
night all!
(I helped save b3ta! gypsy turnips, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
Woo for Stone Temple Pilots
Love 'em.

*hugs everyone in room*

But not as much as I love all of you. Don't worry though, to balance out teh fluffiness I'll kill as many b3tans as I can at the next qotw bash.

Yayness.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
It's been mentioned before about hostels I think
but they are much cheaper than hotels in Edinburgh and they seem to be of a pretty decent standard.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:22, Reply)
*hugs everyone that needs one*
Do I have to start thinking about accommodation too? *runs around madly screaming*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:24, Reply)
I like your idea Ancrenne
I might join you for that, if your Mr doesn't get too jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:25, Reply)
Evening al
good ta, you?

Good weekend?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
@ Ancrenne
My apologies, better to make the assumption than not in these somewhat sensitive days. And ignore the gaz, I was working on the assumption you were attached.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:29, Reply)
Evening al
How be you? Fun weekends?

I have decided to celebrate, as my first lecture tomorrow is starting half an hour late. 9:30, woo!
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)
evening al(l)
how be everyone?

I have returned from the cinema and thought I would say.......










HHHEEEELLLLLLLLOOOO!!!!
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:30, Reply)
We are talking about the
next bash now Al, keep up ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:33, Reply)
I want to come
to Edinburgh too! I live near enough to the M6 to hop in a passing car, save me a space!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:35, Reply)
warmfuzzyfeeling
you HAVE to come. We made a deal, spat on our hands and everything, remember? :D
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:38, Reply)
Everybody wants to come to Scotland
And then you'll never want to leave again. Ever. Fact.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, Reply)
Al
I will cunt you in the fuck if you carry on being smug
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:39, Reply)
PoD
I've been before, loads of times, and I managed to leave.
Not that Essex is a nice place to come back to after the joys of Edinburgh, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:41, Reply)
Tumours?
Wow, it's like the complete package, something to smoke, something to [content deleted for legal reasons] over.
(I helped save b3ta! Cawl, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)
I'm off to bed soon
Night all.

I seem to have filled a b3ta wagon to the Edinburgh bash :)
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:44, Reply)
Night al
Do they put photos on the packaging now?

Mine just says Smoking Kills and causes impotence in massive fuck off writing, man I want photos.

Eww Kaol.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:45, Reply)
@ Ducky
Indeed you have. Bagsy shotgun! Anyways, I'm off to bed myself, hopefully my suggestion to Ancrenne about b+b won't go unheeded.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:46, Reply)
T'will
be the best B3ta Wagon ever! *raises drink*

I am quite drunk. I am having to squint to type
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
Batman
of course I haven't forgotten our deal.

I've been giving it a lot of thought actually... width, length, girth... which would be best?
And should I stick one on or draw it on...?

Decisions...
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:48, Reply)
hey Kaol
must say - big thumbs DOWN on Tomahawk - just doesn't sound al that good to me
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
My bed is somewhat tempting indeed...
And on that somewhat tawdry note, goodnight all!
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:50, Reply)
I hear girth is very important...
but then so is length. And a square one wouldn't look right. Oh oh oh I could draw it on you when you come up. Yeah, do that!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:52, Reply)
I'm already in bed
And have been for about 3 hours now. Go me.

Anyone tried the new photoshop yet?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:52, Reply)
PoD
i'm in the middle of "acquiring" photoshop. You tried it yet?
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:55, Reply)
Bye everyone who is off!
I hope someone is still about so I am not drinking by myself!

I should get my laptop up and running then I could be in bed too! Although the keyboard is broken so I have to unplug the one from my PC which makes it slightly unwieldy.


ooh Hot Hot Heat just came on *dances badly*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:55, Reply)
I've not, no
I really would quite like to though. I've got something like cs2 on both my computers. A bit of cs4 wouldn't be bad, or even the cs3 suite.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:56, Reply)
OK
But you have to do it in eyeliner, not permanent marker.

Although bring a permanent marker too, they smell nice. Mmm.

Second thoughts, well, third thoughts, don't bring one, coz it's asking for trouble. Especially if I have a job by then.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:56, Reply)
Yeah
bring permanent markers to a b3ta bash is asking for trouble. Although you're right they do smell nice.

So the deal is I have to wear a kilt and you'll don a tash? A tash of my choosing?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sun 19 Oct 2008, 23:58, Reply)
yeah
I've got CS3 on my office machines, but didn't see much difference to CS2
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)
Oh man
I just fell over NOTHING. God damn you nothing *shakes fist*

*regains dignity*
*goes for a smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:00, Reply)
So
'Night ancrenne.

TGB seems to be rather out of it.

I still think getting cs3 would be handy, especially getting the rest of the suite. Where's Kaol when you need him?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
What
I am totally with it

Me and It are like that *crosses fingers*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:05, Reply)
I have never used
photoshop in my life. My computer skills are bugger all. Apart from getting the highest score on pinball and solitaire in work, woohah
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:05, Reply)
I, on the other hand
Use computers all the time at uni. And I've been using photoshop more and more recently.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:06, Reply)
well, I have CS3
on disk, with keys, if you're interested.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:08, Reply)
Yeah
but the burning question is...can you get over 2 million in pinball?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:08, Reply)
Thanks flesh
But I should beable to get it around here somewhere.

And batman, I think you underestimate just how much time I spend on computers.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)
Hmm
*wonders if this is wise*

Well, obviously it's not wise to wear a tache to a bash, or anywhere for that matter...

I am surprisingly scared of giving you free rein to draw on my face.

But... yeah, er, ok.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:10, Reply)
I never play pinball
But I did just get 129,165 on Yahoo pyramids. *mini glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:10, Reply)
I bet
nobody can beat me at boggle.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)
Heh okay PoD
I'll probably gaz you over the next month or so about getting a new computer if that's ok?

warmfuzzy...I'll be gentle. Plus if I do it in eyeliner you can wipe it off if you don't like it. I'm stuck with having a cold todger the whole night in my kilt.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)
Well I probably couldn't now
Especially as it took me three tries to write especially
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)
Batman
are you going "proper Scottish" then?

*evil glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:16, Reply)
Yeah, that's fine HCFB
Our uni just got some new computers and put silly vista on them. I still don't like it, so just take my laptop in instead and use it whenever possible.

And with that, I believe I shall go to bed. Many works need done tomorrow, and I may appear on here when I should be paying attention in a team meeting.

Night all.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:17, Reply)
TGB
How did you know you'd need to write especially when you started that sentence?
You're an existential enigma :)

Aw Batman, thanks, and I feel for you :(
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:17, Reply)
Fuzzy
I was going for "Especially as I am now drunk" but it evolved ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:18, Reply)
Lol
And I meant paradox, not enigma.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:19, Reply)
I am too drunk to
Distinguish :)

I am listening to 3 Doors Down now. I love these guys
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, Reply)
warmfuzzyfeeling
I read that as I want to feel you, wine = bad, but you didn't so that's ok. It's be fine, I've got a cock sock I can wear. No joke.

EDIT Night PoD
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:21, Reply)
Bye PoD!
*scrunches*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:24, Reply)
Batman...
You should not have announced that in public.

You know what will happen.

EDIT: also bye PoD! Although you're prolly not here now :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:24, Reply)
Yeah I just realised that
luckily no one is around. Shhhhhhh, don't tell anyone.

If you do I'm giving you a hitler tash, bahahahahaha
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:26, Reply)
Am I exempt from the tash-ness?
*tells everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)
not anymore
*doodles on TGBs face*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)
I may already have a tash
Yeah! Didn't think about that did you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:31, Reply)
My mate
gave her daughter a Hitler tache when she was having a teenage strop. They were having a loud argument and she just leapt on her, pinned her down and drew it on with permanent pen.

It ruined her social life for weeks :) Much more effective than grounding.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:31, Reply)
haha
that is brilliant.

I'm occasionally half tempted to have kids just to fuck them over in bizarre ways :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:34, Reply)
TGB
Somehow I still win here, tashy.

hehe that's excellent though fuzzy. I was never grounded as a kid actually. I think I missed out.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:34, Reply)
I realised
just how fucked up I was as a kid recently when I remembered that I used to ask to be grounded, so I had an excuse not to go out with my "friends".

And then of course groundings became necessary... I was quite bad :(
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:37, Reply)
I can't remember if I was grounded
but I have fucked up my memory so much with booze I have issues remembering last week
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:38, Reply)
Well as long as
you weren't grounded last week you should be ok.

Batman, I've been pondering your sig. Are you really the chef of P.E.D.O.?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:41, Reply)
My dad used to just stick me out the house
if he had enough, Which gave me a chance to get away. Bellend.

Man I hated being a kid.

EDIT fucking hell I got a bit emo there, sorry.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:43, Reply)
fuzzy
sure am lovey, why so? Would you like my signature dish?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:44, Reply)
I wasn't grounded last week :p
As I haven't lived with a parent for 5 years that would be a bit weird :p

I had to get my bear though for hugs, which is probably sadder than being grounded. He is all kinds of awesome though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:46, Reply)
Um, I'm not sure
What is it?

No, I was just wondering why P.E.D.O has an official chef. Do they need lots of cooking doing?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
TGB
Unless you grounded yourself.

Wait that's still weird.

It's smiley faces with alphabetti spagetti so you can name them all.

And no we don't need one, I just like to feel important
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, Reply)
aw *hugs TGB*
Bears FTW.

Mine is called Muggins. (Roscoe Ulysses Muggins, to give him his full title).

Batman you ninjaed!

Yes definitely. I have been having a bit of a phase of alphabetti spaghetti recently. Haven't had faces in years though. This must be done.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:48, Reply)
Mine is called
Ray Ray the Bear (or RRtB for short)

He is so soft and lovely and he was sent to me by a guy in Canada so I love him even more because he was delivered to my word with 12 red roses and no one has ever done anything that sweet for me before or since :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:52, Reply)
Sure did fuzzy
go ninja, go!

Somebody suggested spagetti hoops but then you can only give them glasses. ANd like I said before I feel guilty about eating a fellow specky. Regular spaghetti also works so you can give them hair. Or the spaghetti with sausages so you can give them bodies and hair.

I may have too much time on my hands.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:55, Reply)
Awwww
That is the absolute definition of sweetness!

Is he big enough to have a proper cuddle with?
Muggins is a bit wee (shh, he's listening) but he has a unique expression, like he is absolutely hard as nails and will take no shit, and would seriously mess up anyone he didn't like. He makes Paddington look like a pansy.

EDIT: I was talking to TGB!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
Here he is!
Probs about 9" sitting so you can proper cuddle him :D

Free Image Hosting at www.ImageShack.us
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:58, Reply)
Awww gutted
I thought you were talking to me then.

I often get called muggins.

EDIT Hello ray ray the bear...*waves*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 0:59, Reply)
Now why don't they
make tins containing straight spaghetti, hoops AND letters, all at once. Then your faces would have everything they need.

If sausages are involved I feel it would throw an element of mutation in, because to add a sausage as any kind of appendage to a face would look like giganticism.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:00, Reply)
hahahaha
I just pissed myself at that!

the ones in the tins are actually small sausages so it's a decent proportion. Regular sausages makes the faces looks like weird.

But yeah, I'm going to write to Mr Heinz and ask he does that actually.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:03, Reply)
RRtB
waves back.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:04, Reply)
Hey RRtB!
I'll introduce you to Muggins in a sec, in the meantime here's me in a tache (I found it while I was looking for my Muggins pics)



EDIT: also, there's a bonus if you click on it :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:04, Reply)
Hey
how you doiiiiiiin?

EDIT The only exciting photos I have to hand are me with karl kennedy from neighbours. He was funny. And a heavy smoker. He got a bit angry when I kept telling him as a doctor he should know better than to smoke. Turns out he isn't a doctor in real life.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:05, Reply)
haha brilliant
Almost as brilliant as this....



www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:06, Reply)
hahahahahahaaha!
oh god make it stop.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:09, Reply)
Haha!
That is making me laugh way too loud for this time of night!

Also, I still haven't found Muggins but here's another of me in a tache.



EDIT: I found another one I forgot I had, which I haven't pimped before :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:10, Reply)
You love it!
I can't stop watching it
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:10, Reply)
Ha
just read your edit Batman. Who'd have thunk?

*watches the kazoo thing again*

*giggles like a mental person*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:11, Reply)
He's playing in Edinburgh
this wednesday, I wanna go!

fuzzy...you oddly suit a tash.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:12, Reply)
It is one of my all time funniest
youtubs finds :D

Shortly followed by this

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcU4t6zRAKg

Which is old but still funnny
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:13, Reply)
hehehehe
the front fell off.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:17, Reply)
No carboard
or cardboard derivatives :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:18, Reply)
Ah, classic
I was watching that the other day. Brilliant :)

Batman, thank you :) I've always said so myself, I would have a proper mustache if I could. They do suit me. Any dressing up occasion would be an excuse to have a tache. This is why I said I would have a tache (rather than a beard for example) at the bash :D

*is not a TV*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:19, Reply)
I grew a tash
last month for ball cancer awareness. It looked like a hairy caterpillar had died on my face.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:21, Reply)
ok vote time!!
Do I

a) Have another strongbow
b) go to bed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:25, Reply)
wait, whut?
That confused me more than it should. You grew the tache where?

Hey, I found Muggins! In the first shot he looks quite friendly and approachable. The second is his Hard Stare.


(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:25, Reply)
That depends TGB
What do you have to do tomorrow, and what time do you have to get up to do it?
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:26, Reply)
RRtB sends hugs to Muggins!
I have to be up at 8, work for 9.....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:28, Reply)
TGB
Strongbow.

fuzzy, in September you can be sponsored to grow a tash, or any facial hair for that matter, to raise cash for testicular cancer research. And he is hard as nails.

*nods in a manly way to muggins*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:28, Reply)
It's ok
Muggins approves of both of you, you've got nothing to worry about.*

TGB, if it helps any I'm thinking I should prolly go and sleep soon. I have to get out of the habit of staying up til 5 and getting up at lunchtime. I have things to do all week :(

*he's giving me a really scary look right now though! Seriously, his eyes follow me around the room.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:34, Reply)
Yeah I'm thinking it may be bedtime soon
I've got bugger all to do in work tomorrow but should at least turn up in some fit state. And I need to shave. And iron some clothes. Urgh
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:37, Reply)
I don't dp iroing
*can't be assed about seplling anymore*

So yeah I should proaby go to bed soon too
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:38, Reply)
Righto
I need to go. My legs, sorry face, need ashaving and my shirt needs ironing. Mmmmm domestic bliss.

Sleep well guys

*hugs*
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:41, Reply)
Bye Batman *hugs*
I should probably go too

Bye Fuzzy *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:42, Reply)
Nighty night!
*hugs both*

Hope everyone's all bright and chirpy tomorrow morning :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 1:44, Reply)

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