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 Awwwww
	AwwwwwI was just about to create one. Oh well.
Cheerio lusty *waves*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:55, Reply)
 Aw, thanks Miss Lusty
	Aw, thanks Miss LustyYou are all of teh ace!
hello mr batman
*beams*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:56, Reply)
 heylo again
	heylo againare you feeling better these days?
Last time I heard from you you weren't too well.
How's things anyways?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)
 I'm all better now thanks you mr batman
	I'm all better now thanks you mr batmanHow are you?
I still sound a bit Kenneth Williams though. If that's possible for a girl being
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:00, Reply)
 Right
	RightI'm off to get some food, then going to play make 'em up funnies for three hours.
Until tomorrow, you fine fine people.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
 Ahhh that's good Miss Tulip
	Ahhh that's good Miss TulipI'm glad :)
You been up to much?
This bash is turning into a mahoosive one!
EDIT Ooops cheerio scarpe!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:03, Reply)
 bye scarpe!
	bye scarpe!it's turning into a big fat mega crazy monster bash from bashville!
are we alone o man of bat?
has everyone else got lost?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
 I think we are
	I think we areO tulip of happy littleness.
*does sexeh dance*
And nobody saw it, buahahahaha!
It's going to be great. I'm a bit too excited already.
Have you been to a bash before? Met an other b3tans?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:07, Reply)
 Evening HLT
	Evening HLTEvening Batman.
I'd temporarily got lost among the dirty plates in my kitchen. I've banished them to the dishwasher now though, so all is well.
I think it's going to be a quiet evening. Certainly hoping there's no grandparents asking me to help them remove porn from their VCRs tonight :)
*drinks mind bleach after spying on Batman's dance*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:08, Reply)
 Haha
	HahaI meant to say duckie that story made me laugh!
And how are you this evening?
We're discussing the April mega-bash again!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:10, Reply)
 The April bash is going to be epic
	The April bash is going to be epicI'm going to be driving myself and 6 others up from the Midlands in our very own b3ta wagon :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:11, Reply)
 Have you got a theme tune yet?
	Have you got a theme tune yet?You'll need to have a theme tune. And what kind of car are you going to use?!
I have 10 days off at the start of November so was thinking of coming down your way if you're about for a beer?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
 ooh a sexeh dance!
	ooh a sexeh dance!*joins*
A b3tawagon! Woo! How exciting will that be?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
 Batman
	BatmanDo it. Us Warwickshire lot are a friendly bunch. We don't get utterly mashed on White Russians - honestly! may be a lie
The b3tawagon will most likely be a 7-seater Land Rover Discovery - it depends what's lying around at work when the time comes, but I'll have to work on a theme tune :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:18, Reply)
 Evening all
	Evening allI haven't been to work today and didn't wake up until 9:00, so why am I so tired?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:19, Reply)
 it's so exciting
	it's so excitingI've only met one other b3tan before. I hope I don't explode!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)
 Yeah
	YeahOrganise a mini-bash! Yeah I was thinking Saturday November the 1st but not sure yet. Mini-bashage?
My old man had a 12 seater discovery. It rocked.
And you all love the sexeh dance, ooooohhhh yeah.
*jiggles*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:21, Reply)
 evening mrs bin
	evening mrs binUm... you're tired because you haven't done much today?
I'll try not to asplode if it'll upset you, m'dear.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:22, Reply)
 *checks diary*
	*checks diary*November 1st is looking good.
I'll have to get TGB, Lab and himjim out of my cupboard and dust them off for the occasion.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:23, Reply)
 Evening Mrs L
	Evening Mrs LHow are you? Asides from the tiredness?
Yeah!TGB said I could crash at hers so it's getting done. It's only about £30 on the bus return, woohah!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:24, Reply)
 Leam minibash
	Leam minibashwww.b3ta.com/calendar/event/16913
There ya go Batman!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:30, Reply)
 Fuck yeah!
	Fuck yeah!Cheers dude!
Time to book me some tickets.
Is Birmingham, Manchester or Coventry the best place to go?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:32, Reply)
 Coventry I reckon
	Coventry I reckonIt's only a 10 min drive from mine, so I can always collect you if needed :)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:34, Reply)
 Evening all
	Evening allIt's the evening, I have a sore head, and I just had a sausage supper. Good stuff.
How are we all?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:36, Reply)
 Evening PoD
	Evening PoDSausage supper eh? I've not one of them in ages!
It wasn't from the blue lagoon though was it?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
 No, it wasn't HCFB
	No, it wasn't HCFBThat's far too far away for me to go to get some dinner. Went to one just across the Kelvin from here.
And I'm not bad, apart from my rather sore head, which I am rather hoping is going to get rather better rather soon.
Fun evenings planned? You working hlt?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)
 Ahhh I forgot you stayed there
	Ahhh I forgot you stayed thereHave you been to Boho yet? It's quite good!
Blue Lagoon is evil, avoid it all costs.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:45, Reply)
 Why is Blue Lagoon evil?
	Why is Blue Lagoon evil?And which one do you mean? The one at Central makes me feel ill. Not been to this boho you speak of. Not even once.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:46, Reply)
 I am working, yes
	I am working, yesBabysitting the drama brats once more.
I think they are rehearsing something called "High School Musical".
*does a sick*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
 Their stuff is just horrible
	Their stuff is just horribleany time I've eaten from any of them I've been sick. I was also very drunk at the time but I blame the dodgy chippies.
Boho is just at the end of Dumbarton road. It's a cool place.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
 Sounds like effort to get there, batman
	Sounds like effort to get there, batmanHigh school musical makes me do some cries. I watched it when I was spending a couple of nights in Aberdeen during the summer. It was not good. At all.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:55, Reply)
 Ladies and gentlemen
	Ladies and gentlemenI proudly present... my dinner:
Wait, hang on, 1st Nov is the Manchester bash!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 18:59, Reply)
 Very arty, fuzzy
	Very arty, fuzzyJust started doing some work. I want to stop already.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
 I've never seen
	I've never seenHigh School Musical. My brother went to the "on ice" version. He was there with some kids, not random kids but his girlfriends.
Yeah I just saw that but fuzzy but I'm already off to Leam I'm afraid!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)
 Nothing like
	Nothing likea bubble and squeak landmine in a sea of gravy for cheering up purposes :)
*is childish*
If it was on a different day I would have tried to get to both bashes... and I haven't managed to acquire bilocation as a super-power yet... :(
(And also I'm skint. Boo. Praps I shall change my mind and come to your bash instead. What's a girl to do?)
Ning ancrenne *waves*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
 Hey m'dear ancrenne
	Hey m'dear ancrenneI've not had soup in ages. I was in the shop today and nearly bought vegetables to make soup, but came across several problems.
Mainly, that I have no big pan, and no blender, and nothing big enough to store all the soup in.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
 I made a huge
	I made a hugepot of sweet potato and red pepper soup the other night, it was sexy.
fuzzy come to this one. I'll be there to practice my mustache play.
Hullo ancrenne! *hugs*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:11, Reply)
 evening all
	evening allhow the devil are we?
@ancrenne, i love making food for later, then nomming it too soon! gonna make some extra pasta for 'lunch' tomorrow in a bit..
(tediously posted on freshly-online ps3!)
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:15, Reply)
 Hell yeah
	Hell yeahhome made soup is the shnizzle!
Evening gin, are you well?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:17, Reply)
 Can I come round for dinner
	Can I come round for dinnerat some point please ancrenne? I had hot dogs for my dinner :(
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
 aye
	ayei'm swell thanks batman, yourself?
fuzzy, you're the only person i kinda know going to mcr bash, don't ' leave me!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:22, Reply)
 Humph
	HumphI just looked at where Leam actually is. It's a lot further than I thought, and the train will cost lots of monies. I don't think I can do it :(
EDIT: gin don't worry, we shall stick together! Let's just hope Leam doesn't steal the best people.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:24, Reply)
 Yeah
	YeahI'm not bad ta
Just sitting watching Scrubs, may go out for a walk soon but it's a tad chilly. And I don't stay in a particularly nice area. So I may not bother actually.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)
 excellent
	excellentthought i'd have to meet all the strangers without a clue who anyone was then! *relieved*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:31, Reply)
 Good evening!
	Good evening!Hello my lovelies!
I've just had a discussion about Toucans. I don't know if I prefer Toucans or Puffins.
How are you all?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)
 Argh no, a vegan!
	Argh no, a vegan!I kid mostly.
The number of people who know what I look like has now grown slightly, so chances of hiding in a corner and leaving if it looks scary has now pretty much disappeared.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:33, Reply)
 Well
	WellI've never met one before actually. First time for everything I suppose!
But I don't think I would be scared...should I be?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)
 Hello ancrenne!
	Hello ancrenne!I don't think so. Although that would be a good idea. I shall add it to my growing list of potential B3ta business ventures - bird shaped sweets.
Although I am eating a yellow belly snake at the moment. Nom.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:35, Reply)
 Hey everyone!
	Hey everyone!*hugs all round*
I have a curry on the hob, and a can of cider.
Life is good!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)
 @ Miss Van Pelt
	@ Miss Van PeltToucans, cos toucan play at that game.
*ducks for spangs*
edit@beekers - cripes, for a moment there I thought you'd written that you had a curry on the nob!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)
 Hey BK!
	Hey BK!*hugs*
Lots of Vegan food is super lovely. I really like cooking vegetarian and vegan food.
Can be quite fart inducing though sometimes.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
 A quick boo from me
	A quick boo from meHaven't been around much lately. In large part because my eyes, b3ta and an approx 10" monitor don't mix very well.
Should be building a new desktop when I get paid next though so normal service will resume then.
:edit: @LVP How's the mario kart addiction?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:39, Reply)
 *solidarities*
	*solidarities*I'm vegan too. And for confirmation of lovelyness, see the pic of my dinner ^ up there :)
(I et it all up like a good girl too).
*is stuffed*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
 @ Tulip
	@ TulipThat's what happens when I cook in the nuddy!
Hey Lucy
*hugs*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
 Heh
	HehBk has a curry nob!
ancrenne, I used to work with a guy who was a vegetarian, which I appreciate isn't the same obviously, and he used to bring me in lots of tasty non-meat things so I don't think the food is horrible at all!
Hey Lucy *waves*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:40, Reply)
 Cap'n V!
	Cap'n V!I haven't seen mr VP for a few weeks, but don't worry, we'll be having a mario kart and LvP reunion this weekend!
AND he's bought WiiFit so I can play on that one too. Although apparently it tells you how much you weigh and how much you should weigh so it might not be that fun.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
 I'm not scared of you ancrenne
	I'm not scared of you ancrenneI friended you on that book thing and everything.
And I may try eating vegan food at some point, but I just love meat so much.
*pines for meat*
I think I'm going to post a wanted on freecycle for some drums. What could possibly go wrong with that?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
 @ Beekers
	@ BeekersAh! cooking in the nuddy!
may or may not have cooked in nowt but pants and apron
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)
 Hmmm
	HmmmDoes wiifit have much room for competition beyond being (wii)fitter than somebody else?
In other news: I'm going back to work a week on Wednesday but I'm still not allowed to drive. Buses here I come...
What can I do on my laptop, on the bus, that is fun and doesn't require the internet....
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
 The problem with nude cooking
	The problem with nude cooking(he says, leaping into the thread unannounced)
is the spattering. But HLT's solution of the apron solves that nicely.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
 why is food so nice?
	why is food so nice?I made lovely scrumptious apple cake at the weekend. It was lovely and tasty and moist.
We nommed it with raspberry jam and double cream.
Then, when there was none left, we cried.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
 I ironed nakey once
	I ironed nakey oncebut I caught me cock. I now wear at least a sock.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
 Evening k2k6
	Evening k2k6What an entrance that was.
I'm pondering going for a shower. I probably should, but can't really be bothered.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
 @ancrenne
	@ancrenneYou nearly made me spit grapes at my laptop!
It's about the right size to do that too. Perhaps I could mount small cameras to my glasses to record the reactions of other bus users to me holding my laptop kinda funny.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
 Cap'n V
	Cap'n VI'm not sure, I've not played it yet. But it is good to laugh at someone whilst they pretend to ski jump and things like that. ha.
You could become hopelessly addicted to Freecell on your laptop. I LOVE that game. It whoops Solitaires ass any day of the week.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
 I just like being naked
	I just like being nakedI'd go around nuddy all the time if i could get away with it!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:48, Reply)
 @LVP
	@LVPBy jove! I could play minesweeper. I'd have to get a mouse for that though as touchpads are far too slow.
Maybe I'll just leave the laptop at home and work on learning to solve my 4x4 rubiks cube. Was so damn close to doing it last time I had a serious attempt. Then I'd have to conquer the 5x5 one my sister got me for my 21st. Eek!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, Reply)
 @ Beekers
	@ BeekersFYI, the sex cave has a strict dress code, i.e. you must be dressed!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:50, Reply)
 Wooo I'm in my pants at the moment
	Wooo I'm in my pants at the momentclothes are too restricting for my liking
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
 although
	althoughI did spend this morning being naked. But I was in bed and under the bedclothes. So I suppose technically I was wearing the bedclothes. Does that still count?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
 Cap'n V
	Cap'n VSeriously, take up Freecell. I always have a game open on my laptop whilst I'm doing anything.
I'm crap at all card games apart from Freecell.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
 Nakedudity and freecell
	Nakedudity and freecellFTW.
Separate or together, is all fine.
Hello extra peeps *waves* *shrugs* *snogs*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
 Perhaps you shouldn't ask...
	Perhaps you shouldn't ask...Like BK, I have done many things in the buff.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:53, Reply)
 This conversation
	This conversationIs feeling reminicent of one a few months ago, which k2k6 was also involved in.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:54, Reply)
 @LVP
	@LVPHearts is the best card game ever. Shame that the only people I've ever found that enjoyed a game were people at my sixth form that I'm no longer in contact with.
I'd love to find a hearts club and go play it.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:55, Reply)
 Woo leam minibash!
	Woo leam minibash!Is it wrong I got in and immediately had a strongbow? And then another... and I am planning on drinking everything alcoholic I can find in the house...
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:56, Reply)
 @TGB
	@TGBIt's only wrong because I'm not allowed to do the same no matter how much fun it'd be. *grumbles*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
 Right
	Righti'm off to watch University Challenge with the mothership. I may be back later!
byeeeeeeeee.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
 yes it is wrong
	yes it is wrongbecause I'm still at work and sitting next to this extremely well-stocked (and unmanned) bar.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
 ooh House is on
	ooh House is onWoo alcohol and house! I will probably be back later! Probably quite drunk! Woo!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 19:58, Reply)
 Things I've done in the buff include
	Things I've done in the buff includelaundry
ironing (who hasn't?)
cooking
eating meals
swimming
and other stuff, not counting things that it's normal to do naked, like showering and sex.
I'm drawing a line under this though, as PoD has reminded me of that previous conversation...
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:00, Reply)
 Evening you loveable bunch of oddballs
	Evening you loveable bunch of oddballs* loves *
So far so good as far as my new flat goes. Let's just hope the landlady doesn't find an excuse not to rent it to me.
Re Leamington bash: Sorry, but I'm going to the Manchester one that day.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
 evening spakka!
	evening spakka!how's the new job going? fingers crossed you get a lully flat soon.
*enhuggles*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
 Things I've done naked
	Things I've done nakedSwimming
Cooked
Ironed
Wandered round a camp site
Explained Scottish history to my exes nephew
PLayed drums
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:03, Reply)
 Don't think I've ever
	Don't think I've everexplained Scottish history to anyone. Not even clothed.
Well done, BK!
You win.
Unless someone comes up with a better one.
*looks at HLT*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:05, Reply)
 I have to do it work each day
	I have to do it work each daybut then I wouldn't do it in the buff.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)
 Evenin' Tulip
	Evenin' Tulip*enhuggles*
*ensnuggles*
*enguggles*
New job is still endless documentation-reading, but I think I might start doing some actual work tomorrow.
Meanwhile, I've solved my wifi problem by using my laptop in the lounge instead of my hotel-room.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:06, Reply)
 @ Lusty
	@ LustyNot after that talk, no!
*giggles*
No, he was 14, and it was in a sauna.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:08, Reply)
 TGB
	TGBIt's not a bad policy, until you start to run out of things.
You know it's become grim when you start quaffing the aftershave and the antifreeze.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
 *looks at k2k6*
	*looks at k2k6*erm... played snooker?
edit@ spakka - what does enguggling involve, please?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
 In the buff
	In the buffI've been skinnydipping in a large Russian lake. It was so liberating to be doing something without my Russian visa.
That, and browsing my favourite website.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:11, Reply)
 BK
	BKThe fact that you're giggling after saying you talked to a 14 year old boy naked, in a hot, sweaty sauna worries me slightly.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:14, Reply)
 Snooker, Tulip?
	Snooker, Tulip?Don't think it quite beats BK's history lesson, but it's a more interesting mental image!
*has interesting mental image*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:15, Reply)
 I once talked to a 14yearoldboy in a sauna
	I once talked to a 14yearoldboy in a saunaI was 14 as well. We weren't naked though. We were too shy.
Yes, snooker. Only one game though - the lack of bra meant it was difficult to position the cue properly.
And we were naked. Of course it wasn't going to be more than one game. And I lost the bet as well.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:20, Reply)
 I must take my leave for a while
	I must take my leave for a whileas I've got stuff to do.
Clothed, for a change.
Edit- *is intrigued by HLT's naked snooker game*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:21, Reply)
 @Tulip
	@TulipNever been enguggled before? Just lie back and enjoy.
* refrains from making obvious snooker-related double-entendres *
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:23, Reply)
 the time to worry about your reputation
	the time to worry about your reputationhas long since passed, al
how are you anyway?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)
 Evening
	EveningNot stopping long.
Is it me or is this QOTW bringing out the /talk trolls more than usual? My ignore list is going to be longer than my friends list at this rate. Esme and Dave Trouser - they're a couple of witty and insightful cards aren't they? Dave managed to string a few words together and call me a 'gaylord wanker' on an earlier thread. My sides are splitting, especially coming from a 'man' with a silly hat.
This QOTW is getting getting really dull. I didn't hold out much hope for it on Thursday, and it seems to have degenerated, with a few exceptions, into a vitriolic free for all.
Anyway, we're in London at the weekend, but for family stuff :-( Never mind, there's always next time.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:39, Reply)
 Greeting Al
	Greeting AlWhat an impressive cue you have.
EDIT: Greetings Davvy Gee. Here's to next time.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:41, Reply)
 @ Davros
	@ DavrosI've stopped reading thi QOTW
You missed a stormer on Saturday. Excessive drunkennes was rife; and not from me this time!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
 'lo Clendrix
	'lo ClendrixI'm just nipping off for some dinner. Prawn saganaki - nom.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:42, Reply)
 Evening Davros, al, spakka
	Evening Davros, al, spakkaWork is really dull. Showering shall occur instead, using our pathetically weak shower. If you make the water go horizontal from the showerhead, it will only travel a maximum of 20cm in any direction other than down.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:43, Reply)
 Greetings Clendrix
	Greetings Clendrix* waves *
Re QOTW: Now I'm employed, I hardly spend much time on the QOTW itself (but maybe it's coz this one's crap).
EDIT: Greetings POD.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:44, Reply)
 Hi Spak.
	Hi Spak.Hi all.
I want a QOTW peple can write stories for, not just lists of hates.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:46, Reply)
 Well, it's true!
	Well, it's true!I'm OK. Had a short beer evening due to Wookiee's on-going lung disease and now I'm home being used as a dryer by the wet cat.
I've also just had to hide all the ashtrays and my flatmate's tobacco etc as he e-mailed today to tell me that he's giving up smoking. For one week.
Hello Batman! How are you after your traumatic day :(
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
 My laptop's battery is nearly depleted
	My laptop's battery is nearly depletedwhich is my cue to get some grub.
See you later this eve.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:56, Reply)
 Oh
	OhI'm fine thanks. Managed to smoke a lot and calm myself down but I'm all fine and dandy now though , although my face sporadically hurts. But yeah, good!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 20:59, Reply)
 DON'T PANIC
	DON'T PANICI'M HERE, EVERYTHING'S FINE, JUST STAY CALM AND DON'T PANIC AT ALL.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:00, Reply)
 ancrenne
	ancrenneSome junkie tried to mug me this afternoon. Not cool, not cool at all.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
 NO!!!!!!
	NO!!!!!!I SAID DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!!!
have a goat to calm yourself down alex.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:04, Reply)
 hello Miss Marlboro
	hello Miss Marlborolong time no see.
*calms*
*snogs*
there, that was easy!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
 I am totally a student now
	I am totally a student nowI do student things. Mostly things that involve cameras though.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:06, Reply)
 Madam!
	Madam!Blimey! Nice to see you, you studenty type. How's it going?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
 Thanks Al
	Thanks Al*wipes drool off face*
House was awesomes and I am a little drunk now.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:07, Reply)
 Hello all
	Hello allclendrix- it is fantastic. The tutors say fuck and it's alright. How cool is that?
is used to being at school
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:09, Reply)
 Hey Mrs L
	Hey Mrs LWas it a good beer? Nothing worse that only having one and it being rubbish
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
 @ Mrs Bin
	@ Mrs BinYay, beer!
I've got a whole bockle of fizzywine to take home with me today!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:19, Reply)
 Oh Lord no
	Oh Lord noIt take a whole lot more than a beer.
'twas Adnams. Yum yum
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)
 @ al
	@ althank you, yes, we did accept the offer. and the mortgage people are being very gentle with us, so we've got all our fingers and toes crossed.
it means we'll be able to move a bit closer to where i work, which will cut down my commute. if we find a place with spare ooms and a big garden to camp in, i might throw a little b3tabash next summer
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)
 My housemate is picking me up more 'bow
	My housemate is picking me up more 'bowI think I love him.
Although I love anyone who gives me cigarettes or strongbow. And will say "Oh I love you!" and freak them out..
Bye Ancrenne!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:24, Reply)
 Hello all
	Hello allI've officially reached the halfway point in my 8 day stretch of shifts and I'm fooked. My copy of Worms Armageddon arrived yesterday and I've been indulging retro gaming goodness.
Hope all is well - I have beer, snickers and ciggys. Shit is good.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
 I've had to
	I've had tobreak out the Smoking Umbrella. Bloody rain.
Although actual *bloody* rain would be weird. And disturbing. Unless you were Kaol. Then it would probably be very exciting and awesome
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:35, Reply)
 I've got one fag left
	I've got one fag leftand I don't think there is anywhere nearby that sells them. Bollocks.
Evening swan, tap us a cigarette please?!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:36, Reply)
 Good evening again
	Good evening againBloody rain eh? That sounds messy. You'd have to wear a lot of wipeclean clothing if that actually happened.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:37, Reply)
 I have cigarette stashes
	I have cigarette stashesaround the house.
Which is good for when I reeeeaaallly need one. But I appear to have fresh pack o 20 here *glees*
*offers Batman one*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
 @TGB
	@TGBWhen we moved into our house I designated our conservatory as my own private smoking fiefdom - I've done the whole huddling under an umbrella thing and it's no fun.
A few years ago I decided to take up smoking a pipe and was doing such one Sunday morning. The JW who knocked on my door was startled to be confronted by a 6'2 skinhead in a dressing
gown and sporting a fat pipe.
Edit: HCFB - Knock yourself out my friend. The baccy's there, git rollin'
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:39, Reply)
 I return all
	I return allAfter managing to bodge the shower slightly so it's marginally less rubbish.
MM!!!!!! Good evenings. How are you?
*goes to catch up*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:40, Reply)
 *grabs pack from TGB*
	*grabs pack from TGB*Woohooooo!
Swan, a pipe? Nice. I always wanted but couldn't handled it. I do have one which blows bubbles though but it doesn't quite have the same effect I'm told.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:42, Reply)
 I'm ashamed to say
	I'm ashamed to saythat he merely looked a touch startled especially as I opened the door with a Lord Hogmany Melchett esque "Morning!".
He lamely offered a copy of God literature and scuttled through the gate ..... I happily puffed away before binning his quaint pamphlet.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:44, Reply)
 Ok, many things have happened in my absence
	Ok, many things have happened in my absenceNight ancrenne.
Glad you're enjoying student life MM.
Got to love a good dressing gown swan. Got to love it.
And evening al.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:51, Reply)
 Hey PoD
	Hey PoDI am deciding what music I should listen to, A Perfect Circle is on now but I fancy something a bit more upbeat *ponders*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:52, Reply)
 Pipe's are a wildly underestimated thing
	Pipe's are a wildly underestimated thingQuite aside from the immense pleasure I get on summer evenings sat in garden watching smoky clouds billowing gracefully into the sky, I get to be the kind of twat who draws upon his pipe while considering another's point. Clasps the bowl of it towards me and the punctuates my rebuttal with short stabbing motions of said pipe.
Plus it irritates the piss out of my Mum.
Cannibal corpse are good but surely at this time of night a little calmer music would be more apposite?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
 Ahhhh
	Ahhhhnews.bbc.co.uk/1/shared/spl/hi/pop_ups/08/uk_enl_1224517633/html/1.stm
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
 haha
	hahaI never fancied a pipe, I reckon I could pull it off though :p
I dunno if I have either of those bands *acquires*
I've settled on a bit of Alice Cooper for now
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
 I'm listening to Rod Stewart
	I'm listening to Rod Stewartbut then I sometimes feel it's best I don't say anything.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
 Batman wins
	Batman winsI was listening to Take That. I love them. Their new stuff anyway.
I have terrible taste in music apparently.
I quite like it though.
The Boss is on now.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
 Lucy
	LucyMarry me.
The Boss = The Sex.
That is if you mean Bruce Springsteen...
Al, that is a beautiful song and you singing it has made me go all quivery
*goes to put on Barry White*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)
 *agrees*
	*agrees*I'm listening to Novocaine for the Soul.
And a load of stuff I've just added to my myspack playlist mainly to make a point to my ex.
*is scorned and immature about it*
EDIT: I was agreeing that praps you should have left that unsaid Batman.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:02, Reply)
 Classic Alice
	Classic AliceLove it to Death at the moment, which seems to be on one file so I have a 45min track.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:03, Reply)
 Batman
	BatmanIs that all it takes? Blimey.
One of the first ever conversations I had with Mr VP was about The Boss.
You two would get on like a house on fire.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:04, Reply)
 I've got
	I've gotThe nevermind the buzzcocks night on Dave. I love it more than something that I love quite a lot.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:05, Reply)
 Yeah well fuzzy the Eels suck.
	Yeah well fuzzy the Eels suck.They don't. I'm sorry.
EDIT Lucy, fraid so. The only other woman I know who likes him as much as I do is my mum...
I went and saw him a few months ago in London, it was the best night of my life. Seriously.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
 I'm not a massive fan of most of the Eels
	I'm not a massive fan of most of the Eelsstuff, but the stuff I like, I love.
*turns up "Under my Wheels"*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:06, Reply)
 @ WFF
	@ WFFGotta love the Eels! I really love 'I like birds' .... One of my favourite tunes.
I'm scurrying off to bed as I have to be up at 05.30 tomorrow so leave you with a video of my kitteh munching down of some cod.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=80lqmsdXRSI
Fat boy loves his cod - Nighty night all
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:07, Reply)
 The Eels may well suck
	The Eels may well suckI only know this song (off Trigger Happy TV) :)
Also playing are A Little Time by The Beautiful South (top dig, that one), Passing By and In The Waiting Line by Zero 7, I and I Survive by Bad Brains, The Way They Do It These Days by Absentee... and many more I can't be arsed typing.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
 *plays beautiful freak to appease al*
	*plays beautiful freak to appease al*Here, have some smiley faces. I've named one after you.
I should take a photo of this culinary delight.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:15, Reply)
 OK
	OKI am really freaked out. My pooter is playing music and I don't know where it's coming from. I have stopped all the players. And there is still music.
*freaks*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:16, Reply)
 Why don't I get a
	Why don't I get aTGB smilie face?
And maybe your computer is possessed! wooooOOoooooOOooooo
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
 It just stopped all by itself
	It just stopped all by itselfHalfway through a song. It was a song that is on one of my playlists (Left Bank by Air in case anyone's interested, you never know, paranormal investigators may consider it relevent), but the players (which I made sure were paused) were on different songs, not that one, when I paused them.
How peculiar.
Anyway. Carry on as you were.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:21, Reply)
 Ooh Faith No More
	Ooh Faith No More*rocks*
Fuzzy the other day my computer tries to play two songs simultaneous and totally spazzed out in the end :(
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:28, Reply)
 I love you too al
	I love you too also much so I've created a smiley face shrine to you.
Too far?
TGB I couldn't make you a smiley face...because...uuuummmm...potato based snacks don't do justice to your beauty.
Now that's just creepy, not smooth.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:32, Reply)
 *backs away*
	*backs away*I suppose it is a little freakier you are going to be eating Al....
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:38, Reply)
 I'd quite like to know too al
	I'd quite like to know too alMostly because I want to see you go and give them some what for.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 22:43, Reply)
 Dave and esme are mentioned in that one
	Dave and esme are mentioned in that oneI think you just don't all want to admit how right I am.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:06, Reply)
 Well
	WellPoD, maybe Al doesn't want to admit you're right, but I saw one before, and I hadn't read the one you posted til you posted it. :-/
Tinterwebs and teh pooters are all going crrrrrazy tonight. A bit. Just a little bit. Well, not much really.
Ning flesh
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:10, Reply)
 Hey Flesh
	Hey FleshI was dancing around to Faithless.
I have stopped now as I could feel the cider sloshing about in ma belly
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
 I just got a drunken phonecall from my new flatmate
	I just got a drunken phonecall from my new flatmateHe was talking a huge a amount of shit which he seemed to find hysterical.
Al I can't find that thread, but I'll keep trying. And I thought that line was rather smooth too, thanks!
Evening flesh, are you well?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:19, Reply)
 Evening flesh
	Evening fleshI think I've broken my stomach. Grrs.
Nearly sleepy-time. Yays!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
 Batman, PoD, TGB
	Batman, PoD, TGBall is good.
Had a decent day at work, and some Salt & Vinegar pringles.
How do you break stomachs PoD?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:24, Reply)
 HCFB
	HCFBYou raise a highly possible point. That, or the curry I made at the weekend is taking a long-game based attack. Stupid curry.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:28, Reply)
 Evening all
	Evening allnot stopping, just passing out hugs and fucking off again.
Looks like i've missed everyone
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:32, Reply)
 Who remembers
	Who remembersLene Marlin - Sitting down here
I haven't heard this for ages!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2008, 23:44, Reply)
 I'm listening to Neil Young now
	I'm listening to Neil Young nowhis voice makes me sleepy.
Has everyone else gone? Hellllllooooo?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:01, Reply)
 Are you
	Are yourocking in the free world?
I have an awesome version of him and Pearl Jam doing that song *rocks out*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:02, Reply)
 I have
	I havejust written a big load of self-promorional blurb. I'm not sure if sounds perfect or way over the top.
I really really really want this job!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
 Feel free to gaz it over
	Feel free to gaz it overFuzzy and I'll have a look, only if you want though :)
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:05, Reply)
 Yeah that song is great
	Yeah that song is greatbut no, heart of gold at the moment.
Wooo you go fuzzy, Just tell the truth, you're awesome anyway.
I'm in a right suck up mood tonight. Hmmm.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:07, Reply)
 There is only one song to follow that
	There is only one song to follow thatKenny Loggins - Dangerzone
Oh yes.
Oh yes indeed.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:12, Reply)
 Hehe!
	Hehe!Thanks Batman. You creep :p
Have just twiddled and tweaked some more, and now I'm thinking fuckit. Stop messing.
TGB, thankies for your offer, gaz on it's way!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:14, Reply)
 Highwaaaaay to the Dangerzone
	Highwaaaaay to the DangerzoneMy mate loves Tom Cruise and Top Gun so he went out dressed as Maverick a few Halloweens. I went with him but couldn't be arsed making a costume so just put a white sheet over me, cut some eye holes, put a pair of aviator sun glasses on my head and stuck a blonde moustache where my face would be. I was Goose. Nobody got it.
EDIT fuzzy yeah I am a creep aren't I
*stares intently*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)
 Evening!
	Evening!I had an awesome-tastic band practice, but I think I'm still ill from Saturday night.
I kept having to stop between songs to go be sick :(
On the plus side I had Lemon Chicken!
On the downside, I don't think I have any of it left in me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:22, Reply)
 Kaol
	Kaolif you were a dog you'd enjoy it twice.
Yuk. I didn't think that through.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:23, Reply)
 Eveeeeeeeeeeeeeeening
	EveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeningKaol
And farewell, I'm heading off to bed. Hope you feel better soon.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:24, Reply)
 Haha!
	Haha!Just read your Goose post Batman. I'd have laughed.
*is also creep*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:24, Reply)
 See ya Batman!
	See ya Batman!Hope you're recovered your composure from your incident earlier :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:28, Reply)
 Pffft, I don't need your sympathies,
	Pffft, I don't need your sympathies,I've got others :p
Really though, I miss my Lemon Chicken.
There's something rubbish about only paying short-term rent on a meal...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:38, Reply)
 No, I'm still
	No, I'm stillKinda ill from drinking tramp-juice.
I think I've caught Tramp-Rot.
In my guts :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
 ewwwwwwwwwwwww
	ewwwwwwwwwwwwwWell you should never ever ever drink lambrini it is liquid evil
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:47, Reply)
 After careful consideration
	After careful considerationI think that it wasn't lambrini.
I think it was a lambrini bottle that he'd poured the dregs of drinks from outside pubs into.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:49, Reply)
 Well that's just worse!
	Well that's just worse!And you were probably drinking a high percentage of other peoples spit :p
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:51, Reply)
 Yeah...
	Yeah...And I didn't really think about wiping the bottle between swigs with him...
:(
Pray for me, I think I'll not be waking up tomorrow.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:52, Reply)
 Yeah...
	Yeah...Ah well, what doesn't kill you only makes you stronger :P
If I'm still ill in a couple of days time I'll go to the doctor.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:54, Reply)
 Yeah...
	Yeah...Erm... I'm gonna go to bed now, so I'll catch you lovely people some time soon :)
Good night!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2008, 0:56, Reply)
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