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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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HSH - Morning all!
How are we on this fine Day of Saturn?


(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:14, 336 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
Good morning
Touch my bum?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:18, Reply)
Bert
Only if you say you love me.

And hold me tight.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:19, Reply)
Morning Bert, Ethelred
I am hangover free and on my first rest day in 9 days, precious little planned for the day except playstation, tea and lounging.

How're y'all?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:22, Reply)
@Ethelred
Okay, okay, I love you.

Now gimme some sugar.

@Swan I very angry at the fact that I have to work one saturday a month now. There should be a law against the over 25s working at the weekend, it's poo, and it was FREEZING out this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:23, Reply)
I feel your pain
I currently have to work one weekend in two but will be moving to a more forgiving shift pattern. - Woo!

This said, mid week rest days are the future.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:26, Reply)
Swan
i'm feeling pretty chipper. I'm still in bed.

Bert

Don't lie to me, I hate it when you lie :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:27, Reply)
Mornin'
Today is the day I move to my new flat. Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:31, Reply)
spak
Should run to plan like a well oiled machine, you've had enough practice moves recently!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:32, Reply)
Nice one Mistaspakkaman
Have you made the transition from foreign climes to dull old blighty.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:33, Reply)
How to do the standard HSH image

<img src="http://www.b3tards.com/u/9c3816fdc2ca2d431cce/hsh.jpg">

Cut, Paste, It's all in the mind.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:35, Reply)
Spak
Thanks, but this browser cuts hyperlinks down so when you copy them, its not complete.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:36, Reply)
ooh a male bonding thread
morning all, im staying in bed until I start to smell today.

So about 7pm win!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:38, Reply)
@Swan Vesta
The climate of my old place is pretty much as dull as it is here. It's just that it's the time of year when the temperatures drop and I'm at the critical point for what clothes to wear for the time of year.

That, and working normal hours for a change is also having an effect.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:39, Reply)
Mornin' Halfy.
Turn up the heat, start sweating, and you'll get up earlier.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:40, Reply)
Oh, Ethelred
I do mean it, really I do. I love you more than I love those little pink wafer biscuits, I love you more than I love Samantha from Bewitched, I love you more than I love holding the trigger down too hard when playing Scalectrix, causing the car to shoot off at a corner and smack my little brother in the eye.

Gimme your login details, I'll edit the link for you from here.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:41, Reply)
As long as you're getting there spakka
I used to do two days a week in Rotterdam and was permanantly fucked for a good while although it's what your body and brain adjust to I suppose.

Ethelred, I'll gaz you the html :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:43, Reply)
spakka
I don't really want to get up (going outside for a smoke does not count) need a cheap couple of weekends and staying in bed costs nothing!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:46, Reply)
Ooh
Can I join in with all the male bonding?

*basks*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:52, Reply)
Must get moving now
May pop on later if I can find an unsecure wifi. See ya's!

EDIT: @Fuzzy: You can take my place if you want.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:52, Reply)
*applies locktite and no more nails to groin*
RIGHT. Now I'm ready for some real male bonding.

You're more than welcome to join in, warmfuzzyfeeling.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:54, Reply)
Morning folks. Just dipping in.
Ethelred - download Opera Mini. Cracking java phone browser.

Unfortunately it only lets you copy and paste from form inputs, but that works for me on photobucket and b3tards.

Off to make pancakes. Talk to you all later.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:54, Reply)
Thanks Mista
Hope everything goes well today!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:54, Reply)
Actually
Before I get superglued to anyone's pelvis, I need to go and wash my hair.*

Back soon!

*the two things are not related.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 9:56, Reply)
Morning all
How goes it? Hope we aren't all horribly, horribly hungover. Well, I met Boss Keloid last night who is a thoroughly nice bloke, and today I have bugger all to do. Suggestions?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:08, Reply)
@piston broke
Have a wank over that girl on TMi
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:10, Reply)
Morning piston broke
Just in time to view the time honoured ceremony of the gluing of the pubic bones.

Any more interest in the Howard meet?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:11, Reply)
Not as yet
I think it's a bit far off for people in terms of time, and Sheffield isn't the easiest place to get to. However I am planning an evening bash in Leeds (see profile) on December 1st for anyone who likes comedy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:13, Reply)
True
I'm gonna see what my shifts say but as all I have to do is hop on a tram I'm nicely placed :)

Why not go down the botanical gardens and grab free chestnuts for roasting?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:17, Reply)
I don't actually live in Sheffield
I live in Wakefield.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:24, Reply)
Brings girlyness into the thread.
Ok I'm about as girly as an east European shot-putter but you know what I mean.


Up at 6am
Gym at 7am
Food shopping done
Hair cut at 1pm
Collapse at 2pm

My day is done
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:24, Reply)
ningles all
and a special huggle for bert, since I was mean to him yesterday

I'm sitting at mr tulip's work desk. it's weird.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:26, Reply)
Woo tulip!
*hugs*

Why aren't you still in bed being fed grapes by your sweetie.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:28, Reply)
Morning BGB, morning HLT
Thank goodness you're here, I was feeling lonely.

It's ok tulips, I deserved it, I always do. :D
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:28, Reply)
yay, miss blouse!
*hugs*

That's a very good question. I shall ask him when he gets back from mucking about with fish.

@ bert, you know I didn't mean it really.
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:29, Reply)
I'm dreading my hair appointment.
I just know he's going to cut too much off. I've spent ages bloody growing my hair and I'll end up with nearly the same style as previous because he'll get all artsy-fartsy.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:30, Reply)
Surely
A hairdresser is there to do what they are told, no?
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:32, Reply)
Ahhh - A hole in my cunning plan
There's that pub with the brown tiled front down near the station if memory serves - Bed in for the day and get rat arsed :)

edit. Morning hlt & BGB
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:32, Reply)
Of course you didn't, HLT
I'm a loveable rogue really.

BGB, why go if you know they're going to hack too much off? Go somewhere else and just have a trim, you know they'll charge you ridiculous amounts at ladies hairdressers anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:33, Reply)
@ Blouselet
Darling, just threaten him with physical violence if he so much as dares to even think of snipping off too much.

Most hairdressers will err on the side of caution if you make it clear you are growing it!
(happylittletulip helpless and delicious, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:35, Reply)
Oh, you mean the Fox?
I might pass through on my way to Barnsley later on.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:36, Reply)
They're the same everywhere.
They all chop too much off.

My hair is too long to go to the barbers now. My local barber get sniffy if he has to cut women's hair. It was ok when I was getting a number 4 every month but he'd have a fit now if I went in.

This is a new guy who comes to your home and cuts your hair. I shall see what happens.

I can always cunt him in the fuck and he won't do it again.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:37, Reply)
That may well be it
on the right as you come out of the station - I've been told it's not bad at all.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:37, Reply)
Yes, but in the meantime
You end up looking like a pixie.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:38, Reply)
Oh What A Beautiful Moooooorning........
It's grey, cold and raining. I've had to cancel taking the clan away tomorrow to see the grandfolks (and avoid doing any cooking) as I don't know when I start the new job until Monday.

Pure Dead Brilliant. Can't get the smile off my face. Even the prospect of scraping up cat poo (in the rain) from the back yard, thoughtfully deposited by next door's furry shitmachine does not depress me.

Zippedeedoodah Zippedeeday etc.

C'mon cheerful chaps and chapesses, there must be someone out there in B3taland who isn't working or hungover?
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:39, Reply)
I'm not hungover
But I am rather bored.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:41, Reply)
@Osok
I think I qualify for the post of B3tan who is not working or hungover.

I am very happy for you. Weeeeeeeeeeee!

I would be in a good mood but I'm missing my fella so I can't be too cheerful today.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:42, Reply)
I'm cruising B3ta
while playing worms ...... and indulging in the sin of sloth. Off out for lunch at some friends later though
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:45, Reply)
The Sin of Sloth
Does not apply at the weekend.

The Pope said so.

(while laid in the Papal Wanking Chariot scratching his arse and thinking vaguely about getting up)


Ta BGB. Just politely inform the hairdresser that if he cocks up, you will disembowel him with his own scissors and fill his gaping abdomen with hungry rats.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:48, Reply)
Did you get the job osok?
YAY!

*hugs everyone*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:49, Reply)
Yay!
I'm now less sinful by at least 39%.

Morning TGB
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:51, Reply)
congratulations
osok!!

im neither working or hungover, im on call but won't have to worry about that until tomorrow
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
Im okay ta
Stuck at work but mainly on B3ta.
(kitescreech still here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
I was tempted to stay in bed and be slothy
as I had made myself a duvet cocoon but I am up and dressed and may even be productive later! :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:52, Reply)
Right I'm off for now.
I'm going to drink a cup of coffee and read my book about mushrooms.

I may as well just throw myself into this middle aged persona and start knitting and cutting coupons from magazines.

I shall report later on the haircut.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:56, Reply)
Bye BGB hope the haircut goes well!
We have lots of mushrooms (maybe toadstools I dunno the difference) growing in our lawn :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 10:57, Reply)
@TGB
What's wrong with mushrooms and toadstools?

I like kicking them over and pretending I'm a giant. Raaargh.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:00, Reply)
Halfy & Badg
Ta muchly.

Your badgerness - as far as I know there is no exact definition of the difference 'tween the 'nice' mushroom and the 'nasty' toadstool: get yourself a field guide and start scoffing like a true badger!
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:00, Reply)
Oh I like being called "Your Badgerness"
And that is fun Bert :p

Osok I don't think I'd want to eat them, they don't look tasty
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:03, Reply)
Another good way of pretending you're a giant
is to have sex with children, or midgets.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:05, Reply)
Der BadgerFuhrer
You'd be surprised - some of the really bizarre ones taste the best.

Oh dear, I've gone all Hugh Fearnley-Whittenstall.

Mind you, some will also send you tripping off your tits, and a few will kill you, maybe even fatally.

Besides, as a true badger, you should be out disembowelling hedgehogs.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:08, Reply)

'kill you, maybe even fatally' made me giggle.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:09, Reply)
I don't like
getting the spines stuck in my tongue though :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:12, Reply)
Everybody gone?
*nakeds*

*dances*

*wiggles*

*puts 'Do the Locomotion' on the stereo*

*Kylies*

*chugga-chugga-chuggas like a railway train now*

C'mon baby, do the locomotion.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:23, Reply)

*picks nipple hair*

*chews*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:24, Reply)
*does the locomotion*
Do I have to be naked to do it though?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
Hey! TGB's still here!
Naked is the only way to do the locomotion, them's the rules.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:25, Reply)
I'm always here :p
*nakeds*
*locomotions*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
Right
Off to brave the shambling zombies which plague our local Morrison's to get beer for mein host and jaffa cakes for his kids.

Out to lunch - Have fun, catch y'all later

edit. Not going to be able to listen to a particular Radio 4 production without thinking of Bert experiencing 'Cock flail'.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:26, Reply)
Huzzah!
*leads the naked locomotion all the way to Mornington Crescent*

*cock flails from side to side* YEAH
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:27, Reply)
Bye Swan
*dances with Bert*
*gets annoyed at bouncing boobs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:28, Reply)
*gets aroused by bouncing boobs*
Bye swan! -you should naked locomotion through your lunch.

TGB, which dance shall we do next?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:29, Reply)
I can see that Bert
*points*
*giggles*

The Macarena?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:31, Reply)
*points back with both hands behind his head*
Ay, Macarena.

Aiiiiiiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:32, Reply)
*makes up words*
*wiggles hips and jumps*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:33, Reply)
I would say
The Funky Chicken, but seeing as MiniBert has made himself known, it'll have to be The Shag...
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:34, Reply)
hummycummysomethingsomethingsomethinglatin
Ay, Macarena, AAAIIIII.

The Shag? 'asplain the movements, please.

EDIT *Ooops up, side your heads*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:36, Reply)
*stands further away from Bert*
*throws hula hoops at Bert*
If I get one on little bert do I win a prize?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:39, Reply)
You win
an inflateable hammer!
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:41, Reply)
Ooh a hammer
*nailing related joke here*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:43, Reply)
*nails TGB against the wall*

Will that do?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:45, Reply)
Thanks
*goes for a smoke*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:48, Reply)
You're finished that quickly?
Damn, I'm good.

*continues to do the Whigfield Saturday Night dance in the nude*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:50, Reply)
I hate being bored
This sucks. I am so bored I just agreed to help decorate a house. I must be fucking crazy.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:52, Reply)
That is quite silly, piston
You should have just joined in with the naked dancing.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
It's just not the same
Without webcams.
(I helped save b3ta! jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
I'm updating my music collection
I seem to have a lot of random songs so am getting the whole albums.

I also have a lot of really shocking stuff that I have no recollection of getting!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:53, Reply)
ning
You do of course realise that since having discovered this board my business is going down the pan because I spend all my time here and do no work.
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:55, Reply)
@TGB
Shocking like Pogo the Clown by Dog Fashion Disco?

@MadDog That's your own fault.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
EXCITEMENT!
Not.

Off to brave the hordes and their shrieking hellspawn in the search for a new pair of earphones for the Doris' iPod. Sez her lugs are all hurtie. Poof.

TTFN
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
Hey MBD
And yup, this board will consume all your free time and leave you feeling dirty and used *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:58, Reply)
@BM
Absolutely my own fault. Just stating a fact. Not pointing fingers.

EDIT: @TGB It's been a long time since I've felt used and dirty. *sighs* How I miss those days
(MadBouncyDog Barking at the moon since, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 11:59, Reply)
I'm sure Bert
can help you out with that :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:01, Reply)
Ah, TGB, you love it really
or else, why would you keep coming back?

@maddog It's not a bad thing though, business just gets in the way of pleasure.

EDIT You're right, TGB, I can.

MadBouncyDog, have you ever been wolfbagged?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:02, Reply)
I love you Bert
I come here every day just on the hope I may get to talk to you
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:04, Reply)
Ahhh.....!
Me too badger! I feel like we have a sisterly connection.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:06, Reply)
Maybe a
twisted sister connection
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:08, Reply)
I'm not gonna take it
not gonna take it,

not going to take it ANYMORE!!!

*poodle metals*

*remembers the scene in Flight of The Navigator where they show Twisted Sister*

That was such a cool film.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:10, Reply)
I've seen twisted sister live
they were supporting Alice Cooper
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:17, Reply)
Were you sporting
skin tight leggings and a massive sperm?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:18, Reply)
100

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
yeah
leopard print leggings as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:19, Reply)
Phwoar
You truly rock Mrs Badger, hats off to you.

What would you say was the best gig you've ever been to and why?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:20, Reply)
hmm
Seeing SOAD at Reading was pretty awesome.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:26, Reply)
Ooooh
SOAD are top quality, which year was that? After the disappoinment of Hypnotise/Mesmerise?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:27, Reply)
I saw them twice
Once must have been before, the other may have been just after? The first time they were on pretty early in the day maybe 2003ish?

Oh 2001 was the first one, 2003 was the second time
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:37, Reply)
Ah, so before
Daron Malakian's whiney little voice started to ruin their songs. Excellent.

...and were you bouncing around like a proper loon to 'Pogo'?
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:40, Reply)
of course!
Looking back on it 2001 was a good year! The Cult were pretty good as well actually.

I did go and laugh at So Solid Crew as well
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:42, Reply)
Ahh...
poor Harvey, and Romeo, and Oxide and Neutrino, and the others. They were special.

I don't really do festivals, I prefer being shoved around by big enormous men indoors.
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:43, Reply)
One of my friends had
an unhealthy obsession for "A" so I ended up seeing them about 5 times, but I only went for the support groups. Fenix TX were awesome and as it was such a small gig I was chatting to them after. The bassist is about 9 feet tall!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:47, Reply)
Right
Sorry, only working a half day today, nice chatting with you though.

Enjoy the rest of your weekend Mrs GrammarBadger!

*tatty-byes!*
(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
Ms :p
You too Bert :)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:50, Reply)
I wish girls would stop correcting me on that
I call everyone Mrs, as a sign of respect, regardless of your marital status.

So, I say again, goodbye Mrs Badger...!

(I helped save b3ta! Bert Monkeysex is waiting for the mods to delete him, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 12:52, Reply)
I'm watching Pig in the City.
This is some good shit right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:09, Reply)
Well!
My hair is a lot shorter than I wanted it but..........it looks the dogs bollox : )



*preens*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:24, Reply)
You know the rules BGB
Pix or we don't believe you.

Which reminds me,I am due for my normal Number-One-and-a-Polish which as close to hair styling as I get. Idly considering shaving the bonce completely but I've got too many lumps & bumps to avoid massive and unsightly blood-loss.
(osok Rebel without a clue, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:44, Reply)
I need a haircut :(
But I am poor! I dunno if I trust any of the people I know with scissors near my face though
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:46, Reply)
Well as I am going to the Manchester bash next week.
There may be a pic or two of me posted.

We shall see.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:51, Reply)
Hello b3ta!
PPD IS IS THE B3TA WORLD!
Hello to everyone:)
(ppd, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:56, Reply)
Yay
*huggles PPD*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 14:57, Reply)
Welcome PPD
How the devil are you?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:03, Reply)
I'm
a happy bean:) how the devil are you?
(ppd, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:08, Reply)
I too
Am happy thanks.

Just watching a DVD
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:13, Reply)
What DVD?
Even though you don't care how the devil I am *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:14, Reply)
I care
badge, have a plum

*proffers*
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:16, Reply)
TGB
I know how you are, we have a telepathic bond.

I'm not at liberty to say which DVD for fear of incriminating myself.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)
Thanks Halfy
And I assume by plum you mean chocolate? *nom nom*

PORN!!!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:17, Reply)
Nom
nom nom nom nom xxxxxxxxxxxx
(ppd, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)
haha
maybe, chocloate plums are all the rage down our way

Ethel, its a high school musical or other such satanic disney fillum isn't it?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:19, Reply)
I bet
it's clown porn
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:21, Reply)
Halfy
Nope, it has shootings, bombs and other forms of death.

Its just, erm, pre-release.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:25, Reply)
hmm
ok then


quantum of solace or Max Payne?

or kinky latex donkey porn?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:28, Reply)
None of those
Although Donkey Porn might be good right now.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:30, Reply)
donkey porn
is never good!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:33, Reply)
you
haven't seen the right films then badge!

is it too early to start drinking at home?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:35, Reply)
magic pen
play this game
(ppd, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:36, Reply)
oh dear
listening to 5live

A horse in the last race was called skanky biscuit!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:40, Reply)
magic pen
is evil! Although you're not doing much better than me :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:50, Reply)
sorry to be ignorant here
but what is magic pen please?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 15:59, Reply)
Clown porn you say?
Magic!

Afternoon all.

How are we?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:08, Reply)
It;s an evil game
PPD has me playing

www.playflasharcade.com/game/334/Magic-Pen.html
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:09, Reply)
http://www.miniclip.com/games/magic-pen
its very addictive
(ppd, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:13, Reply)
I'm stuck
:(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:17, Reply)
Is that because you are a bit
special Batman? :p

*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:19, Reply)
Yeah!
mnngggggggggaghg!

*dribbles*

Wait...no you're right I am :(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:22, Reply)
I'm stuck now too
:(

PPD is pretending to work so is no help :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:25, Reply)
Please say level 6

(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:26, Reply)
Level 10
Remind me what level 6 was again?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:27, Reply)
i am working!
now given up on magic pen
(ppd, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:30, Reply)
That game makes me angry
I just punched a wall.

Level 6 you start off up high on a platform with another one ahead off....I don't want to explain, thinking about it makes me angrrrrryyyyyy.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)

it would help if I didn't draw like a spaz :(
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:38, Reply)
hahah
yeah I think I may give up on it as well.

So are we back to talking about clown porn? *cries* I really think I am scared for life
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:40, Reply)
Hello everyone!
How are we all?

Had a lovely afternoon showing Lusty around Leeds and having a lovely pint of Sam Smiths cider:D
(I helped save b3ta! Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:43, Reply)
BK
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:45, Reply)
BK!
*hugs*

*kisses*

Are you well, darling?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 16:48, Reply)
Thread Killer!
He's a Thread Killer!

A HA Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:08, Reply)
Fucking hell
tell me about it, oops.

Do you want hugs and kisses?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:09, Reply)
Yes please
lots of the former and a sprinkling of the latter.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:14, Reply)
*hugs*
*sprinkles*

I've put some newspaper down so we won't make a mess.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:16, Reply)
It's too late for that
This place is already covered in bits of whale meat and small pools of jizz.

It's a wonder none of us have contracted anything fatal yet.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:20, Reply)
Strangely enough
yes, scientist recently discovered that you can indeed get ear cancer from both jizzy whale meat and toilet seats that have been used by teh gays.

How are you my dear, did you have a good night out last night?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:25, Reply)
We are good thanks
we tidied the house this morning then we cut down some bits of tree and tidied the garden then we had tea and discussed what car Mrs al would like to get when she gets a new job and now she's upstairs doing something. Possibly putting her clothes away, i'm not sure.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:33, Reply)
Evening All
I'm making fairy cakes!

*edit*
Al, have we discussed living in Fallowfield/ Withington before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:34, Reply)
Hi Mrs bin
errr, no don't think so. Do you live in Fallowfield/Withington too then?

@ancrenne, who is your third favourite bond?
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:38, Reply)
I'm sure I talked to someone about it.
I used to live just off Derby Road, near the McDonald's Drive Through and the 24hour garage.

I was there in about 1995-6

*edit*
Found the conversation in my Gaz box. Wasn't you Al
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:40, Reply)
Hello all
I am killing some time till xfactor time! *mini glees*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:41, Reply)
I lived
on Lausanne Road and the Rippingham Road, opposite the Natwest Bank in Withington.

I was there from 1999-2002.

We went back a few weeks ago and went to 5th Avenue. I felt sooooooo old.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:43, Reply)
I think
Roger Moore is much better than Pierce.

I would go Daniel Craig, Roger Moore, Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, Timothy Dalton and George Lazenby. But in defence of George Lazenby, I have never actually watched O.H.M.S.S so he might be really good and I wouldn't know. I've heard it's underated as it's a pretty faithful adaptation of the book.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:46, Reply)
I like Dalton
He was mean and moody and ruthless!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
I don't know 5th Avenue
It was a long time ago I was there, there was a Rumbalows when I lived there!

We used to drink in Severe or the Withington Ale House which was nextdoor to the cinema.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:47, Reply)
Hello TGB
have your nipples warmed up?

5th Ave was a student-tastic indie club. We used to go to Solomon Grundies whihc was on the other side of the road to the cinema, and the Red and White Lions.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:50, Reply)
Yes thanks Al
I have lots of layers on today and a blanket as well.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
I know the Red Lion
But I think Solomon Grundies might have been after I left.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:51, Reply)
I'm going to go and see what
Mrs al is up to, I can hear thumping from upstairs so I don't know what she's doing.

edit - bye everyone.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:52, Reply)
Morning everyone
I hope you all have wonderful evenings. My day is just beginning, and it's another beautiful, sunny and warm day.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:53, Reply)
Hey WBM
It's cold and dark here now :(

I'm in a stupid "what if" mood. *drinks more*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:54, Reply)
Awww, TGB
Here, have a hug *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:57, Reply)
Thanks WBM
I needed that :)

I don't want to let stuff get to me, it's just everything seems to be going wrong recently.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:58, Reply)
OMG
Well after this conversation with Al I went onto google maps to have a look at my old house. Well it looks like they are demolishing it!

Look, you can see right inside!

maps.google.co.uk/maps?f=q&hl=en&geocode=&q=Manchester&g=withington&ie=UTF8&ll=53.437229,-2.220378&spn=0.000721,0.002242&t=h&z=19
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 17:59, Reply)
Hi Ancrenne,
He's doing good! He's holding up well and gets spoiled daily with new toys.

TGB, when everything goes wrong, things can only get better. After the first 3 months of this year I thought I would never be happy ever again, but over the last 6 months things have taken a turn and I'm happier than I have been in a long time.
Trust in your friends, and trust in yourself and you'll make it through :)
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:01, Reply)
Are you worried what
they may find in the walls Mrs L? :p

And I know WBM it's just all a bit crap. But yay for you *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:02, Reply)
Anything they might find will have gone by now
I used to live in the attic!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:05, Reply)
I am horribly allergic to cats :(
Sod it *cuddles cat* Thanks!

What if moods are when you think of something shit that's happened and then go what if I had done that instead of this would I be happier now?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:06, Reply)
No it makes you feel shit
which is why I am going to drink until questions become irrelevant.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:13, Reply)
Definitely
*hops outside*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:16, Reply)
Fairy cakes are iced and ready to go
The ones with the cherries on top are fruit and the others are lemon.

(oh and there are two vegan ones for Ancrenne, just don't ask how I made them).
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:20, Reply)
We went out
and had a veggie full English this morning so we aren't going to have dinner!
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:28, Reply)
Ok poll time
texting an ex because you are sad and lonely, good idea or bad idea?
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:31, Reply)
Depends on the relationship you
have now I would say GB.

Don't be sad and lonely. You have us!

On the whole I would say bad idea if they are likely to take it too mean that you want to get back together.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:33, Reply)
Don't do it,
TGB!
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:35, Reply)
Well
I've slept with said ex after we broke up and it was just fun and no strings.

And you guys are awesome of course.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
Evening all
I just got home so I'm now watching Friends and waiting for X-Factor. I am sad.

TGB, bad. :(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:37, Reply)
Unfuckingbelievable
The ex hubby who was a complete fucktard to me when he found out I was dating my new guy, did a complete turnaround after I came back from England. He's now quite nice about everything in general.
He just called me to say he found some more of my stuff, and he can either run it by my place or run it by the boyfriends place. "I haven't seen G in ages, it'd be good to catch up".

Weird.......
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
That said
Mr Bin is good friends with his ex, as am I. In fact she is a friend on Facebook (for all that's worth) and part of out Christmas tradition is meeting up for coffee when we are back in their home town.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:38, Reply)
Well good weird
at least WBM!

Batman I am waiting for the xfactor too :(
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
hey workboresme
just read your post on Off Topic. Go Hull!

EDIT TGB Don't be sad. X-Factor is awesome and you know it. And don't be sad *hugs*

I owe you cakey huggles remember :D
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:39, Reply)
I dunno
my head is all confuzzly.

It would be nice to feel wanted though. I know it's a stupid idea. He does only live round the corner though.,...
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:41, Reply)
Thanks, Batman
TGB, I wish I had some sage advice for you, but I don't. So have another hug

HUG
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:43, Reply)
thanks :)
I know why I feel like this and it's stupid, but I kind of feel trapped inside doing what I know is best for someone else, because it is best overall. There is a small part of me screaming and begging to just say what I feel rather than what I know is best. Sorry that's all rather cryptic and rubbish!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:48, Reply)
Nings all
and *hugs*

Badgie, I've found that all the decisions I've made when drinking have been ones I've regretted afterwards.

That said, I don't have to have been drinking to make a bad decision! There have been plenty of times in the last few months I would have got in touch with my ex when I was feeling lonely and I'm pretty sure no good would have come of it... :( But that's just me and him, I'm not assuming you guys are the same.

Join adult friend finder instead and laugh at all the pics of cocks you get sent :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:50, Reply)
haha
thanks Fuzzy!

I could do with a laugh :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:51, Reply)
Awwww
don't be sad TGB, we all think your lully.

I think calling an ex for a comfort shag would probably lead to you feeling worse in the long run.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:52, Reply)
You are wanted
here have some cakey hugs.

*hugs*
*cake goes everywhere*

If you have something to say to him then I'd say be upfront and honest about it but then that's just me. Guys are shit aren't they?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:52, Reply)
It's true batman
we are pretty crap, it's a wonder women ever put up with us.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:54, Reply)
I think
the thing about exes is that they're familiar. You get comfort from it. But it doesn't last, and then when you're feeling the lack of it again afterwards you feel wretched.

And Badgie I think you're lully too, and if I was there we'd snuggle up in bed and laugh at cocks together.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:56, Reply)
hur hur
cocks are funny too.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
I can be there in a few hours Fuzzy :p
Thanks guys, you all rock *hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
I'm under the duvet
on the sofa, eating fairy cakes.

Who wants in?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 18:58, Reply)
I want cakes
and sofa duvet-ing!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
*dives under duvet*
*noms cakes*
*hugs Mrs L*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:00, Reply)
And if I was there
I'd get my cock out for you to laugh at.

I agree with fuzzy though, every time I get drunk and a bit lonely I text my ex and often don't hear back from her, she does the same to me. We both know things wouldn't work despite several attempts at making it do so, we were honest with each other though so at least we know where we stand. Still hurts like a bitch though. And if you're thinking "what if"...then perhaps you should be totally honest with him? No regrets and all that. But then I know every situation is different.

And al yes, we are incredibly shit. But at least we can pee standing up which is a saving grace.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:01, Reply)
Hurrah
for peeing standing up. You women don't know what your missing.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)
*hugs GB*
*hands round more cake*
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:03, Reply)
Women can pee standing up!
Just takes a bit of practice,

And NO I don't have photos
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:04, Reply)
Uummm....
these may help

farm4.static.flickr.com/3209/2280560657_e44d61d815.jpg
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:06, Reply)
Photos or not
can you actually do it?

I've seen the website, it looks really funny.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
Fuzzy
Adultfriendfnder says my perfect match is a 61 yr old from Birmingham! *cries*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:07, Reply)
Haha!
Yeah, the "matchmaking" is somewhat dubious.

Al and Batman, you're lully, so men aren't crap.

*says so definitively*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:12, Reply)
Awww
that's nice fuzzy, but it proves you haven't met us!
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:13, Reply)
Oi speak for youself!
Actually, fair point.

I frequently eat children. And my belly button fluff.

I'm baaaaad.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:14, Reply)
OK
Eating children I can live with.

But belly button fluff?

*is too grossed out to ever speak to Batman again*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
Mmmmmm, eating children
nothing quite like children gravy and mashed potato.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:16, Reply)
hah
mrs bin, you are weak, I have been in bed all day (going outside for smokes and beer not included)

hello all

Badge, being in a maudlin drinking mood and texting ex partners is never a good idea, trust me on this, find a film that makes you blubber / or laugh so hard you cry and swear a lot.

You will feel better in the morning, and remember, when your sad faced you use more muscles so its goos exercise ;)
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:18, Reply)
Me and my old flatmate
used to have a race every month to see who could collect the most belly button fluff in a jar. The loser then had to eat the other persons. I always won.

Because I used to top it up with bum fluff.

Have you ever noticed it's always Grey though? I only own one Grey shirt which I rarely wear.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:19, Reply)
Halfy
I would happily stay in bed all day but Mr Bin won't let me.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:20, Reply)
Bleurgh
you have disgusted me. And I make jokes about madeline mcann and teh AIDS, so well done.

I'm off to fry some duck and drink some wine with Mrs al.

Night all, oh shit she's watching the X factor. Someone kill me now.
(Bazongaloid, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)
my theory is
that if I get up, I might spend money.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:23, Reply)
i read that as
if i get it up

*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:28, Reply)
al
you love it.

*proffers bellybum fluff*

Tastes like dangle berries.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:29, Reply)
ah the wonders
of the gutter mind ;)
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:29, Reply)
i think my mind
is actually in the sewers :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:31, Reply)
even better!
I can lower any conversation to that sort of level, not sure if its a gift or a curse
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:34, Reply)
hehe
harry hill is funny :D

And lowering the tone is fun :p
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)
Is anyone
else watching Stephen Fry in America?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:36, Reply)
It's
Harry Hill for me!

He always cheers me up :)
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:37, Reply)
haha
"so you have to look if you have an air guitar?"
"No... you have to actually have an air guitar"
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
Body farm
Mrs L?

:(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
TV?
nah im tucked up with you guys, the radio and a crate of beer
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
He's
at the place where they stick bodies in wood and bins and stuff and watch how they rot!

*edit* yes Batman.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:38, Reply)
It was a bit grim wasn't it?
I do love Stephen Fry. You should listen to his podcast. It's brilliant.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:41, Reply)
Woo!
X Factor time!

Swing Week, yay!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:42, Reply)
I get his podcast
more to the point I have got his alarm clock!
That is where my signature came from, it's something the clock said to me one morning.

I had read about that place in a very interesting book about what happens to your body when you die. I wasn't ready for the body in the bin though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:43, Reply)
damn i'm hungry now
but risotto takes ages to make aghghghghghghghghg
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:44, Reply)
Don't fuck with the Carpenters!
My neighbor was playing her rap music full blast, so much so that my walls were rattling. After banging on the walls, the door, and several neighbors stood on their patios/balconies yelling "turn that fuckign shit down", she still wouldn't turn it off.

Me + laptop + appalling taste in music: I went on the patio with my laptop, put on one of my Carpenters CDs and everytime there was a lull between songs, she got accosted by the melodic tones of the Carpenters. After 3 of these, she turned her music down to an acceptable level and asked me (yelled at me) to "turn that fucking shit off".

I played one more song.

Sorry for length, but it made me laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:45, Reply)
You have his alarm clock?
Awesome!

His debate on whether we should pay a license fee was immense. I found myself thinking "Yes Stephen you are correct, we should pay it" then "No Stephen you are indeed correct, we shouldn't pay it" and then I just ended up confused.

I don't like swing music, gah!


EDIT Mrs L, yeah the bin body took me a bit by surprise too but it's clearly a worthwhile study. Still a bit grim though!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:46, Reply)
Is this the same neighbour
that has been causing you trouble before?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
WBM
that is fantastic!

Who doesn't love a big bang
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:47, Reply)
I haven't listened to it in a while
so I haven't heard that one yet.

Get the alarm clock, or at least put it on you Christmas list.

www.voco.uk.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Mrs. L,
No - I think you're thinking of the lesbians with the dogs. This one is an older lady who has bizarre music playing at all hours of the day and drives everyone in my building nuts.
The guy next door on my left is really cool. Gay as fuck, and loves my taste in music. We occassionally have Evita nights.
(I helped save b3ta! Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:49, Reply)
Alll my gay friends have moved away....
I really hope that is just a coincidence 0_o
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
Gay and likes
the Carpenters! You'll be saying he likes Judy Garland next.

/sarcasm
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:51, Reply)
scott
on the xfactor is scaring me

and making my ears bleed
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
TGB
MSN, now!

Mrs L...I would like a Stephen Fry alarm clock for Christmas please.
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:52, Reply)
I have the 'original'
one.
It is the worlds finest clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:55, Reply)
you;re so
demanding batman!

And I want that clock!
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 19:57, Reply)
Do you think
that we could place a b3ta order and get a discount for a bulk order?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:01, Reply)
yeah I am!
All the women get naked, now!
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
that would be awesome
if the discount was like 100%

*puts on birthday list*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:02, Reply)
put's on birthday suit
?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
It plays some
birdsong first, the Stephen coughs politely before saying what he does.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:04, Reply)
*points at Batman*
*sniggers*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:10, Reply)
it's cold!

(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:16, Reply)
Hey guys
I are back. Had a fantastic afternoon with old friends and spent a load of it entertaining their 2 & 3 olds by blowing raspberries on my arm at them so they ran around like giddy kippers.

The best part of this afternoon is that Aldi has Spitfire, Bishop's Finger and Hobgoblin for £1 a bottle ..... I have a case.

*Basks in beery glory*

*Indulges in sloth*
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:30, Reply)
evening swan
that sounds magic!

I have tennents, trade you for a finger of the bishop?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 20:48, Reply)
Hey Hcfb
It was a mad day - I've no idea how my mates with kids do it.

The Bishop's finger is on its way to you ..... Christ, they're tasty.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:01, Reply)
I have
Boheme, cheap czech lager

has anyone seen my Hellboy dvd please?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:18, Reply)
cheers swan
kids scare the fuck out of me.

halfy...fraid not, if you find my porn collection let me know :(
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)
I think
it might be under my sofa Halfy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:22, Reply)
blimey
how did it get there?

am having a bit of a harrumph sulk, quite wanted to chill out and watch that. phut
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:25, Reply)
When you loose something
Halfy. Just ask St Anthony for help.
You'll find it straight away then!

(St Anthony is the patron saint of lost things)

*edit* I do not have God, but this does work.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:27, Reply)
really?
He is going to be very busy then, loads of my stuff has gone *missing* over the last few years.

I'll give it a bash and let you know
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:31, Reply)
I always
ask the boggart to give it back.
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:31, Reply)
Really does work
you'll feel like a pillock standing in the middle of your living room asking thin air where something is, but I find it works.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:34, Reply)
Ahhh, lost filth
Back when we used to inhabit a pokey flat my grumble material was scattered to the four corners of the Band A abode.

I used to have to deporn the flat before the outlaws came round, I managed to do this with surprising success until my friend bought back "Anal sex" playing cards as a present which was spotted by my future father in law.

Nowadays I have my filth better hidden but still within easy access. All is well as long as the future FIL doesn't look on top of the fridge ...... There lies a plethora of Private DVD's.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:38, Reply)
Good lord WFF
Someone else who knows about boggarts. I mentioned them at work a while back and was looked upon like I had sprouted a third head.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:41, Reply)
cor look at you
buying posh porn!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:41, Reply)
I know about boggarts
but then I do have a subscription to Fortean Times.

Any joy Halfy?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:43, Reply)
Haha!
Yeah, that's generally the response I get!

Mrs L, I'm waaaay past the feeling like a pillock stage. I talk to myself, inanimate objects, deities, non-existent anthropomorphic personifications... Side effect of going mentally mad with control freak ex, but it made me realise that sanity is overrated anyway :)

EDIT: ooh, and Mrs L, I get FT too, I've kept every copy for about the last ten years or so. Found out not long ago that one of my mum's exes had archived his FTs since they actually began - and sold them. I was fucking gutted!
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:45, Reply)
I talk to myself all the time
I only started to worry when I was on my own in the evening and gabbling away so happily that I made two cups of tea. One for myself and one for whoever I was talking to.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:49, Reply)
Do you post on the forums
Warmfuzzy?

I've got copies going back about 6 years or so.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:50, Reply)
fraid not young binlady
I did however get 3 numbers on the lottery

will wait for the second one to come out and buy a boxset I guess.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:54, Reply)
was
the 2nd one any good?
(Holy Cremola Foam Batman will be back on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:57, Reply)
Did you drink it
on their behalf? :)

I've posted once or twice on the forum. I'm sort of overwhelmed by it, there's so much I want to talk about that I don't know where to start!

Ooh lottery. I need enough money for a new battery for my car, please!
*checks numbers*
(I helped save b3ta! warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
Well keep looking
Halfy. Now you've asked, it'll turn up.

Go and make a cuppa, when you come back you'll have a sudden flash of inspiration.

*edit* the problem with the forums is that you can get a few mentalists there.

www.forteantimes.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=33890
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
I liked it
it was very different from the first and strays away from the graphic novels more.

imagine Pans Labyrinth crossed with Neverwhere set in America with a big red hero
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 21:58, Reply)
Halfy
Is it the perennial problem of having the box but no DVD?

We have to go through about 10 DVDs before we hit gold ..... If only I were more tidy.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:00, Reply)
it is indeed an empty case
I have checked every film I have watched in the last 6 months and hasn't turned up.

might just go through the whole lot tomorrow

odd because I always leave the case by the dvd player to put away afterwards
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:05, Reply)
Well the only
explanation is that you have a portal into another world in your DVD player.


Ooh someone just got arrested outside my house. My neighbourhood is so classy.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:08, Reply)
I found a film
in my cd player once so would not be surprised if its in a cd case in my car!!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:13, Reply)
and on that note
night all, sleep well
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:20, Reply)
Night Halfy
Anyone else still here?
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:23, Reply)
Nighty night
I has beer. It is nice.


Anyone still about? It's gone affy quiet.
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:24, Reply)
I think
it's just you and me Swan
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:26, Reply)
Bloody hell Mrs Bin
Don't tell me that the rest of 'em have gotten social lives?

So .... How you doin'? :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:33, Reply)
I have no social life at all
but it would seem that most people do!

*edit* See! All of you have something better to do.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:36, Reply)
Hello Chaps and Chappesses!
My social life is non existant, and I'm listening to Razorlight.

I doesn't get much worse.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:52, Reply)
Not really
I'm spazzing it up playing playsatan - Hardly a replacement for stimulating conversation
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 22:56, Reply)
I'm still here
kind of.

I am being heavily distracted ;)
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:01, Reply)
I often feel
that this 'going out on a Saturday night' thing is something put about to make us feel bad?

*edit* TV is so shit on a Saturday night because society dictates you must go out.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:03, Reply)
As well as TV
being rubbish the radio is too.

Because I'm old and dull I listen to Radio 4 a lot.
Turn it on at any point during the day and there will be something really interesting on.
Turn it on during the weekend and you will find "Gardeners Fucking Question Time".
Stephen Fry series about the history of language? We'll put that on when you're at work so you've got no chance of hearing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:13, Reply)
I'm listening to
Soil. Because I likes me obscure rock :p

Also I am chatting to my Norwegian friend on MSN which fucking rocks because I haven't spoke to her in ages.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:15, Reply)
I'm watching Saw
on 4 +1.

So far I'm thinking it's a bit arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:20, Reply)
It doesn't get better
Mrs L.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:21, Reply)
I like the doll
thing, but the rest of it is nonsense.

I'm assuming the 'killer' is the hospital orderly.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:37, Reply)
I don't want to ruin it!
I think they did a good enough job of tha by themselves
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:43, Reply)
Well it's completely
fucking obvious.

It's not getting much better.

*edit* that said, they may have put something of a twist in.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:47, Reply)
There are twists
but ou are like "STUPID TWISTS!!!"

Well I was. I made my mate spill his pint with my screaming
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 25 Oct 2008, 23:55, Reply)
Shhh...
it's good, finish watching it before you dismiss it :) The sequels are a bit rubbish, but I rather liked the first one.
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:02, Reply)
Hey Becks
This is a good point.

I am being too quick to rubbish it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:03, Reply)
Well it's not the greatest horror of all time
by a long shot, but the way it's put together is pretty cool.

I've just got back from a long long day, so I'm off to bed. Night all
(I helped save b3ta! fuck shit up the best you never had, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:09, Reply)
That is a long day at work
Night
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:11, Reply)
bye becky
I am off to bed soon as well. Talking to my mate was awesome though. I am in an awesome mood now :D She is so lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:13, Reply)
Glad you're feeling better
now GB.

Night.
(I helped save b3ta! Mrs Entity is in hiding., Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:15, Reply)
Evening all
Glad to hear you're feeling OK now Miss Badger.

Just finished work for the day now. This strange schedule is really fucking about with my body clock. Gaah.
(I helped save b3ta! rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 0:29, Reply)
hahaha
Thread killer!!

;)
(Halfy By light alone, Sun 26 Oct 2008, 7:44, Reply)

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