Good morning


As I have to set off for work in about 1/2 an hour I thought that I'd drop this in here before I left.

Is everyone having a glorious start to the weekend or are you trying to cram your brains back in to your heads after imbibing heroic amounts of boozehol?

Tata - May be back around 10ish tonight, have fun in the meantime :)
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 10:54, 72 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Mornin'
Have recovered from last night's drinking session with my workmates. Just thought I'd pop in before I set off to meet some b3tans in Manchester.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:06, Reply)

*waves at spakka*
I'm sleepy I think I overslept
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:18, Reply)

* Waves back at TGB *
I'm naked and about to get into the shower.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:23, Reply)

Oh dear, I seemed to have frightened everyone away
* puts clothes back on *

It's OK. You can come out now.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:38, Reply)

Ah good, he's clothed now.
Morning anyone that's around!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:43, Reply)

Mornin' BK
And I must head off, so bye.
See you in Manchester.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:50, Reply)

Nings!
Wooo!

Today is the day I get to meet real lives b3tans for the first time!!!!

Multiple exclamation marks!!!!!!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:51, Reply)

Hey Fuzzy
I'm actually really tempted to go but I'm very hungpver and should really save the pennies.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 11:59, Reply)

hello everyone
lucky you lot, anyone going to the manc bash have a guinness for me please!

how are we all today?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

Aww Boss
I didn't realise you weren't going :(

I'll miss you if you're not there *sniff*
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:16, Reply)

I still haven't packed!
*is rubbish*

I have found a car park though *glees*

I should go pack...
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:18, Reply)

@ Fuzzy
I thought I was working today, but the boss phoned to say I didn't have to.

I'm really tempted but I'd probably have to leave early to get back.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:19, Reply)

BK
come come come come come come!

*ignore dodgy connotations*
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:21, Reply)

*is tempted*
Where exactly is the bash going to be?
Or starting at least.

I don't really have any reason why I shouldn't go.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:23, Reply)

YAY
The Sailsbury on Oxford road apparently
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:26, Reply)

Ning
BK, wtf? You have the chance to meet new b3tans and you're tempted to stay at home? Shame on you!

*wishes she could go*
( thealternativefact, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:31, Reply)

I don't know Manchester at all
Is it near a station?

@clenders*

Yeah, think I will after all!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:32, Reply)

Yay!
Good boy!

*rubs Beekers's tummy*
( thealternativefact, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)

*enjoys*
*waggles legs*

*giggles*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:36, Reply)

It's right next to
Oxford road station :p

I'm meeting Fuzzy there at 415 and I think everyone else is aiming to arrive for 5

Yo Clendrix!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:49, Reply)

Woohoo!
Did you get my text?

I'm going! Woooooo!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:50, Reply)

*checks phone*
Yes!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:55, Reply)

Woo!
I am a happy b3tan!

I have Agnostic Antichrist's number for the purposes of finding people, I think one or two others might be there early.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:56, Reply)

I'm a happy B3tan too
Yay!

Should get there around 4.15.

*happies*
*dances*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 12:58, Reply)

I'm so excited
I feel a little sick!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:00, Reply)

I had to run
I almost did a little wee!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:02, Reply)

Right I'm off
See you later!!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:06, Reply)

I'm facing the prospect of a booze free weekend
In other news I'm downloading music furiously. Not even get a chance to listen to a fraction of what I'm downloading. I fear it's just so I can stick it all on an ipod and gloat to my mates who mostly pay for music. Meanwhile I have the complete works of the Beatles, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan etc etc etc

Oh and Farcry2 is improving although I was just about to assault about 300 people from afar, and my sniper rifle blew up in my hands (??) without nary a shot - leaving me with a RPG with 2 rockets, silenced pistol and a machete, to kill a fucking army. Needless to say I was promptly detected and destroyed...
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:19, Reply)

*waves*
Afternoon everyone.

I'm jealous of everyone on their way to the Manchester bash. Wish I was going.

Meanwhile, I'm furiously cleaning my house, as I'm expecting a visit from a special friend later.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:30, Reply)

Hey Ducky
Shame you can't make it, would be nice to see you again!

Surely your special friend will compensate you:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:32, Reply)

Cheers BK
I'm all clumsy and nervous, as it's only the second time I'll have met her in person. Fortunately, on the first occasion this didn't seem to put her off - it only made her giggle.

It'd be great to catch up with you again. I'm planning to be at the London bash on the 28th.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:36, Reply)

@ Ducky
Cool! I'll be at that one too:D
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:37, Reply)

Yay!
I have my name back.
I'm jealous of all this bash fun.
Oh well, at least I can finish my bottle of cherry lambrini tonight...
( wanderlust, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:38, Reply)

@ Lusty
I wish you were coming too!

*facenoms*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:41, Reply)

Spill the beans Lusty
Who'd stolen it?

At least you've got it back though.
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:42, Reply)

BK
Stop eating my face! I quite like it being bite mark free.

@Ducky. I hope everything goes well tonight. I'm sure you'll be nothing but the perfect host :)

Edit: I'm not saying who stole it, but I've now stolen that profile *evil laughs*
I know it's not hard for them to get it back, but I enjoyed the tiny victory while it lasted.
( wanderlust, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)

@ Lusty
Shant!

*noms*
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:45, Reply)

Aww thanks Lusty :)
I'm just praying I don't do anything silly - I'm going to regulate myself to one alcoholic drink. Any more than that and I find myself not stopping, and then invariably end up getting foot-in-mouth syndrome.

Glad you got your name back though - I stole somebody's name once for a giggle, but the b3ta overlords got mobilised and it was given back to its rightful owner before I could even have chance to play with it. Serves me right for being nasty :)
( rubberduck should only be used after consulting with your GP, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

Right!
I'm setting off!

I shall wear my coat of many colous so you can recognise me :)

HURRAAHHHH!
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 13:52, Reply)

*peeks head in*
Hey, sorry to say I won't be going to the Northern Bash.
My long term gf left me and I've gone home from uni with my tail between my legs to be fed chicken soup and reminded what a psycho she is/was.
I'll do my best to meet you lovelies another time, promise!
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 16:54, Reply)

meh
woo for colds and pillows and whisky

lets see if anything exciting is happening on the internets tonight
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:02, Reply)

So...is there anything interesting going on?

(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 19:54, Reply)

nope!
I have however found some vicks vaporub and now stink!

not that I can smell anything :/
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 20:15, Reply)

Goodness me...
Everyone's buggered off!
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:17, Reply)

I'm here...
but about to go for a bath, for I am captain fun this evening
(Evilweevil is covered in bees, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:18, Reply)

im here
in spirit listening to the 20/20 crickety thing because im hardcore and live life on the edge!
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)

Apparently so...
Oh well.

/Edit

As for me, I have no booze, but I have a book and a glass of Tizer. We make do.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:25, Reply)

ah
well luckily I have loads of booze, and loads of books also thinking about it
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:31, Reply)

Well
I'm doing better than last night. I was rather drunk, and slightly depressed, considering my mate is planning on marrying my ex. More fool him, I guess.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:32, Reply)

depressed that she is marrying him
or depressed that he is marrying her?

if that makes sense
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:35, Reply)

Dunno
Still figuring that one out. I know I think he's barmier than a courageous Frenchman, mind.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:36, Reply)

ach
is a shitty stick whichever end you grasp by the sounds of it.

I would offer you some of my whisky but it broke my laptop last time I tried it
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:40, Reply)

Well, should we meet, a pint will do fine :P
And with that, goodnight. I'm not feeling too hot, so I'm going to bed and watching Indiana Jones.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:51, Reply)

oh hello
can I join in the moping? I have fallen for an emotionally unavailable man. Also, my back hurts. And it's cold. And raining. And I may have crippling undiagnosed aspergers, though it could just be indigestion.

On the bright side, Enzyme reports that all is going well at the Northern bash.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:53, Reply)

hola
miss band, your tales of woe never cease to amaze me.

edit: night piston.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 21:59, Reply)

hi halfy
I lead a shit life.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:07, Reply)

Evening all
Wow - It's bummed out central here tonight.

*Dances about nudey like with googly eyes stuck to his testis and his knob waggling about like a gargantuan nose*

Still morose? Surely not?
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:08, Reply)

hello all
how are we tonight?

Tis wet here, has been raining all fucking week
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)

A female friend of mine
has a man radar almost as rubbish as yours, have you ever considered abstinance?
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:09, Reply)

Well,
today, after about 9 months with him, my boyfriend somehow got me to agree that he and I are mates who shag - albeit exclusively and monogamously, forsaking all others, etc. - but we mustn't get sentimental as sentimentality leads to people 'trampling over your heart', hence the fact that he didn't speak to me for several hours last night because I erroneously used the word 'love' when I should have said 'like'.

It wasn't until I got home and thought about this today that I realised how much of a cunt he was being.

Edit: I've done abstinence. It's boring.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:12, Reply)

he
sounds like some kind of emotionally retarded prick.

apologies.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:15, Reply)

don't apologise
- he is. I'd like to find the person who made him this way and cunt them in the fuck.

However, as with many emotionally retarded pricks, I am drawn to him like he's flypaper. Can't get enough. Can't bear to be in the same room as him and not tear his clothes off. It will, naturally, end in tears. Mine.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:17, Reply)

alternatively
cunt him in the fuck for being such a pretentious arse, and then have awesome makeup sex.

Seriously, people like him are an embarrassement to male kind, a trip to A & E to have his testicles dug out of his groin with a spoon would be equilibrium for the guff he has come out with
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:22, Reply)

I have a plan, a 12-step plan.
Well, actually it's currently a 1-step plan, but it goes like this:

Step 1: CHCB, get a fucking life.

And from that, I will have the interesting, fun life I used to have. I will meet interesting people, maybe even men ones without issues. Interestingly, he is only attentive when I am absent from him, so by getting a life he will become attentive and I won't give a rat's ass as I'll be leading an interesting life.

It's that or drugs. And he smokes enough for the both of us.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:30, Reply)

Evening all
You do seem to have a new tale of woe whenever you appear here CHCB.

I went out for dinner tonight with family. It was muchos good. But it's freezing out now, and I got tres cold.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

cunt him in the fuck
anyway, out of sheer principle

edit: miss band obviously, not PoD, to who I say evening.
(Halfy By light alone, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:33, Reply)

ok Halfy. I will do so, though not so it damages anything important.
And hi PoD
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:36, Reply)

evening PoD
where did you go for dinner? And is it worth a visit next time I return?

CHCB - cunting him in the fuck may actualy do some good than harm, you never know.
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 22:46, Reply)

on a more cheerful note, not involving violence
I signed up for that NaNoWriMo thing and have managed 2000 words of my bestselling groundbreaking Booker prizewinning novel today.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Sat 1 Nov 2008, 23:01, Reply)

Awesome
You've reminded me about that. That's the sort of thing I need in my life right now - missed it last time round.

I'm having a lovely evening sheltering from the rain. Just a bit stoned.. as opposed to stoned and staggeringly drunk, as I have been every evening for the last 6 months. I might need a whisky to go to sleep on mind.
(lost, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 0:21, Reply)

Helloes!
It's us! It's me and the Badger!

We came back via Manchester Airport but didn't actually get a plane.

We also have an amazing video to show everyone! *mini glees* (that was TGB)

We am schizophrenic.
( warmfuzzies Isn't here, Sun 2 Nov 2008, 2:47, Reply)